2012-07-22

<nebkat> @eval nebkat.phrase();
<nebkat> @eval nebkat.phrase();
<nebkat> Thiagovfar: HELLO SIR
<nebkat> cdesai: +1
<nebkat> @eval nebkat.phrases.push("POSH")
<nebkat> @eval nebkat.phrases.push("POKAZ CHUJA, PIERDOLCU")
<nebkat> @eval nebkat.phrases.push("POKAZ CHUJA")
<nebkat> @eval nebkat.phrases.push("ZIMABOOZE")
<nebkat> @eval nebkat.phrases.push("I AM SORRY I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE SAY SIR")
<nebkat> @eval nebkat.phrases.push("DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM SIR")
<nebkat> @eval nebkat.phrases.push("I AM FROM TECHNICAL SUPPORT SIR")
<nebkat> @eval nebkat.phrases.push("HOW MAY I HELP YOU SIR")
<nebkat> @eval nebkat.phrases.push("HELLO SIR")
<nebkat> HOW MAY I HELP YOU SIR
<nebkat> Thiagovfar: HELLO SIR
<nebkat> Baskey: <3
<nebkat> IN SERBIAN
<nebkat> ZIMA = WINTER
<nebkat> GIEF MEH MOAR PHRAZEZ
<nebkat> @eval nebkat.phrase()
<nebkat> @eval nebkat.phrase()
<nebkat> @eval nebkat.phrase()
<nebkat> @eval nebkat.phrase()
<nebkat> @eval nebkat.phrase()
<nebkat> @eval nebkat.phrase()
<nebkat> @eval nebkat.phrase = function(){return nebkat.phrases[Math.floor(Math.random()*(nebkat.phrases.length-1))]}
<nebkat> oh
<nebkat> @eval Math.random()*(nebkat.phrases.length-1)
<nebkat> hrm
<nebkat> @eval nebkat.phrase()
<nebkat> @eval nebkat.phrase = function(){return nebkat.phrases[Math.random()*(nebkat.phrases.length-1)]}
<nebkat> @eval nebkat.phrase()
<nebkat> @eval nebkat.phrase = function(){return nebkat.phrases[Math.rand()*(nebkat.phrases.length-1)]}
<nebkat> @eval nebkat.phrases = ["HOLLA GOLLA GET ZLOTY", "LEGALIZE CRYSTAL ZLOTY", "LEGALIZE CRYSTAL WEED", "no", "NETCHIP", "CHIPPY", "#blamesamsung"]
<nebkat> @eval nebkat = {}
<nebkat> awww yeah
<nebkat> @eval Baskey.loves("nebkat")
<nebkat> @eval Baskey.loves("gayness")
<nebkat> @eval Baskey.loves("DuperMan")
<nebkat> @eval Basket.loves("DuperMan")
<nebkat> @eval Basket.loves("DuperMan"
<nebkat> @eval Baskey.loves = function(love){if (Baskey.love.indexOf(love) != -1) {return true;} else {return false}}
<nebkat> @eval Baskey.love = ["DuperMan", "gayness"]
<nebkat> @eval Baskey = {}
<nebkat> i need to remember mah skillz
<nebkat> hmm
<nebkat> @eval Baskey = new Class();
<nebkat> @eval "baskey" === "Baskey"
<nebkat> Baskey: baskey != Baskey
<nebkat> @bomb Baskey
<nebkat> @admins add Baskey ~intersect@unaffiliated/baskey
<nebkat> 42
<nebkat> @nuclearbomb nebkat
<nebkat> @bomb lolwat
<nebkat> red
<nebkat> @nuclearbomb Baskey enjoy :D
<nebkat> Lenny: look at this
<nebkat> hehehehehehehehehee
<nebkat> @nuclearbomb DuperMan
<nebkat> @nuclearbomb DuperMan
<nebkat> @bomb Lenny
<nebkat> Lenny: lol
<nebkat> damnit
<nebkat> @say #teamhacksung-support red
<nebkat> @bomb bbqbot
<nebkat> IamSachin:
<nebkat> GuineaPiet: LEGALIZE CRYSTAL WEED
<nebkat> GuineaPiet: TAHTS ME
<nebkat> GuineaPiet: WAHT PICTUR
<nebkat> HOLLA HOLLA GET ZLOTY
<nebkat> but read carefully
<nebkat> anyway, yes, just go straight to cm
<nebkat> because they dont really have a way to find out what you did
<nebkat> well you got lucky
<nebkat> sounds dead
<nebkat> mm k
<nebkat> and 99% are due to the user not reading
<nebkat> because you know, 99% of "bricks" are not bricks
<nebkat> monkey: how exactly did you brick it?

2012-07-21

<nebkat> and chicken invaders 3
<nebkat> and logo quiz
<nebkat> good gaem
<nebkat> get 2 player reactor
<nebkat> IamSachin: the one on the table
<nebkat> noob101: no, its based on android 5.6
<nebkat> xD
<nebkat> IamSachin: are you serious?
<nebkat> IamSachin: BUT IM NOT GOING TO GET IT, AM I
<nebkat> IamSachin: I want Android Z for ZX Spectrum
<nebkat> EvilBelgian: ALL
<nebkat> CAT? CAT? WHERE?!?!?!?!?!
<nebkat> Baskey: BALL
<nebkat> xD
<nebkat> "btw"
<nebkat> "btw"
<nebkat> "btw my phone is Samsung Galaxy Tab2 10.1 P5100"
<nebkat> I love the way he said it
<nebkat> I LOVE TAHT GAEM
<nebkat> w00t chicken invaders fur android
<nebkat> addi: YAAAAAA
<nebkat> IamSachin: :)
<nebkat> idiottes
<nebkat> ahahahahaha

2012-07-20

<nebkat> Cubox: DAYZ AGO
<nebkat> Cubox: you ribootid teh survir
<nebkat> SOMEONE GIVE ME SOME ICED TI
<nebkat> HE REBUT SURVUR
<nebkat> dey iz borked cus cubox
<nebkat> Jiangyi: no moar irc statz
<nebkat> DuperMan: BELEIV
<nebkat> heyy
<nebkat> hey koud_ :)
<nebkat> Jiangyi|BF3: JAJAJAJAJA
<nebkat> hello

2012-07-09

<nebkat> fuckers.
<nebkat> BYE ALL
<nebkat> im going now
<nebkat> :P
<nebkat> and have fun
<nebkat> flash stock
<nebkat> jasonstedman: then you shouldnt be doin it :p
<nebkat> jasonstedman: YOU SHOULD START FUCKING USING IT
<nebkat> jasonstedman: its called GOOGLE
<nebkat> jasonstedman: there is this new shiz
<nebkat> Cym: +1
<nebkat> ttyl Jiangyi
<nebkat> IMMA LEEEVIN YOU TOMOROOW POSH CANADIAN
<nebkat> HEYYYY
<nebkat> idiotte
<nebkat> he ain't a pikey
<nebkat> jussayin
<nebkat> there is no such thing as a black jewish pikey
<nebkat> ahahahahahahahaha
<nebkat> ^ FAGGOT
<nebkat> Mardos: YES
<nebkat> xD
<nebkat> im nut black retards
<nebkat> Mardos: a basketball camp
<nebkat> HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAWG
<nebkat> noxxx: fu xD
<nebkat> I AM LEAVING TOMORROW FOR 10 DAYS, I HOPE YOU ALL MISS ME :'(
<nebkat> :'(
<nebkat> IM LEAVIN TOMORROW
<nebkat> xD
<nebkat> hey chadouming
<nebkat> :'(
<nebkat> I KNOW YOU'LL ALL MISS ME
<nebkat> IM GOING TOMORROW
<nebkat> _Fissurez_: ^
<nebkat> HELLO SIR I AM FROM TECHNICAL SUPPORT SIR HOW MAY I HELP YOU SIR
<nebkat> addi: YES SIR
<nebkat> addi: 0!
<nebkat> addi: agiz ago
<nebkat> Grooove: GET EYESPY
<nebkat> Grooove: YE
<nebkat> addi: orly? whai
<nebkat> LIAR
<nebkat> @geo user addi
<nebkat> addi: I AM FROM POLSKILAND
<nebkat> I must've set it to longer than expected :P
<nebkat> shit
<nebkat> @timer list
<nebkat> @timers list
<nebkat> HELLO SIR I AM FROM TECHNICAL SUPPORT SIR HOW MAY I HELP YOU SIR
<nebkat> no
<nebkat> datagutt: FIX IT! :'(
<nebkat> datagutt: yeah :'(
<nebkat> hey datagutt
<nebkat> stockholm: USE GOOGLE
<nebkat> stockholm: IDIOT
<nebkat> xplodwild_work: WRITE AUDIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<nebkat> xplodwild_work: WRITE AUDIO
<nebkat> xplodwild_work: NO
<nebkat> Sushi: yep, k
<nebkat> Kaik541: so ya? w00t
<nebkat> ToyKat: flash a stock rom if it is soooo serious
<nebkat> it can just be cwm 6/7
<nebkat> not make a new one
<nebkat> Kaik541: well, we really just want to clean it up
<nebkat> addi: no, just no
<nebkat> current one is pretty bad in code style and organization
<nebkat> bbqteam could make a new recovery
<nebkat> Kaik541: can we haz upgraded recovery?
<nebkat> brb
<nebkat> and anyone using other zips is doingitwrong
<nebkat> gapps already have automatic backup
<nebkat> Kaik541: no need for that in our updater
<nebkat> IT MAH ALAST DAYYY
<nebkat> Baskey: OMG BASKETBALL
<nebkat> Kaik541: queue updates?
<nebkat> that code cleanly :P
<nebkat> Kaik541: we need more java devs

2012-07-08

<nebkat> bbl
<nebkat> Jiangyi: maybe your deviec dont got it idiot
<nebkat> SOUNDS LIKE TEKSHIT
<nebkat> WHY SO MANY CANADIONS +1 BASKEY
<nebkat> evil-doer: aww shit whatddya know :D
<nebkat> @geo user evil-doer
<nebkat> SO IT IS NOT A SINGLE ISLAND
<nebkat> evil-doer: IT INCLUEDS NORTHERN IRELAND
<nebkat> evil-doer: HAH NO
<nebkat> @bomb Fissurez dont talk shit about the bot
<nebkat> IM NEBOJSA
<nebkat> Jiangyi: IM NOT JELlI
<nebkat> Jiangyi: IDIOT
<nebkat> Baskey: VHAI
<nebkat> STUPIDE POSH CANADIANZ
<nebkat> CANADIAN
<nebkat> EW
<nebkat> Jiangyi: I THOT U CHINIEZ
<nebkat> TORONO
<nebkat> @geo host 173.230.178.80
<nebkat> Jiangyi: @geo user
<nebkat> YAAAAAAAAAAY
<nebkat> @geo user CoowBooy
<nebkat> BASKEY IS GOD
<nebkat> BUT BASKEY IS
<nebkat> IT IS NOT GOD
<nebkat> Fissurez: IT ONLY UES YOUR IP
<nebkat> BASKEYBALL CAMP :(
<nebkat> YOU WILL MISS ME WONTTT YOU? :'(
<nebkat> Jiangyi: IM LEAVING TOMORO :'(
<nebkat> baskeyball: I BOUNCE THE BASKEYBALL
<nebkat> FUKKERS BETTER HAVVE WIFFI
<nebkat> I WILL MISS YOU
<nebkat> <3 you BASKET :'(
<nebkat> #swag
<nebkat> SOOOOOO $TONED FUCK MAN AW $HIT NIGGA HELLA MOTHA FUCKING 666 ODD FUTURE MAN BRO CHECK THIS OUT MY SWAG WITH THE WHAT WHOLE 666 420 $$$$ HOLLA HOLLA GET DOLLA SWED CASH FUCKING MARIJUANA CIGARETTES GANGSTA GANGSTA EAZY-E C.R.E.A.M. SO BAKED OFF OF THE BOBMARLEY GANJA 420 SHIT PURE OG KUUSSHHH LEGALIZE CRYSTAL WEED.
<nebkat> neoD|ml: :D:D:D:D
<nebkat> -ChanServ- The entry message for #teamhacksung-support has been set to HELLO SIR WELCOME TO TEAMHACKSUNG SUPPORT. PLEASE ASK NEBKAT FOR TECHNICAL ASSISTANCE. http://nebkat.com/lcw.jpg
<nebkat> HAHAHAHA
<nebkat> HELLO SIR I AM FROM TECHNICAL SUPPORT SIR HOW MAY I HELP YOU SIR
<nebkat> make it something like
<nebkat> lets fix this
<nebkat> -ChanServ- [#teamhacksung-support] Welcome to the official teamhacksung support channel || <Baskey> POKAŻ CHUJA, PIERDOLCU || http://nebkat.com/lcw.jpg
<nebkat> in one day polish day will be over
<nebkat> w00t
<nebkat> @timer list
<nebkat> @timer list
<nebkat> w00t
<nebkat> @timer set 86400 topic TEAMHACKSUNG SUPPORT CHANNEL :: @supported :: @downloads <device> :: @changelog <device> | <Baskey> POKAŻ CHUJA, PIERDOLCU | <codeworkx> KalimAz: i can see my panties | IRC stats : http://irc.nebkat.com/
<nebkat> @topic KANAŁ WSPARCIA TEAMHACKSUNG :: @supported :: @downloads <device> :: @changelog <device> | <Baskey> POKAŻ CHUJA, PIERDOLCU | <nebkat> DZIĘKUJĘ PIERDOLCU | <codeworkx> KalimAz: i can see my panties | IRC stats : http://irc.nebkat.com/
<nebkat> @topic x
<nebkat> KANAŁ WSPARCIA TEAMHACKSUNG :: @supported :: @downloads <device> :: @changelog <device> | <Baskey> POKAŻ CHUJA, PIERDOLCU | <nebkat> DZIĘKUJĘ PIERDOLCU | <codeworkx> KalimAz: i can see my panties | IRC stats : http://irc.nebkat.com/
<nebkat> lemme check something
<nebkat> soooo when we going to switch it back xD
<nebkat> :D
<nebkat> w00t
<nebkat> w00t
<nebkat> shit you speak polish?
<nebkat> CoowBooy: POKAŻ CHUJA, PIERDOLCU
<nebkat> Baskey: DID I SAID IT WRITE?
<nebkat> Baskey: loooooool
<nebkat> Baskey: write it in upper case pl0x
<nebkat> Baskey: Dziękuję Pierdolcu
<nebkat> "SHOW DICK, FUCKER"
<nebkat> but its on the lines of
<nebkat> Ravenheart: close enough... not even I know :/
<nebkat> Ravenheart: you got the message then?
<nebkat> kuz odakle si is serbian
<nebkat> or the "POKAŻ CHUJA, PIERDOLCU"
<nebkat> the "odakle si"
<nebkat> lol
<nebkat> which part
<nebkat> well
<nebkat> it isnt
<nebkat> Ravenheart: Y WUD U BE FROM POLELAND
<nebkat> @geo user Ravenheart
<nebkat> Ravenheart: odakle si
<nebkat> Ravenheart: POKAŻ CHUJA, PIERDOLCU
<nebkat> neoD|ml: :D
<nebkat> Ravenheart: POKAŻ CHUJA, PIERDOLCU
<nebkat> YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
<nebkat> DO I ONLY RAGE IN THE EVENINGS?
<nebkat> neoD|ml: <3
<nebkat> IT IS CLEARLY STATED A THOUSAND FUCKING TIMES
<nebkat> GET GOOGLE APPS
<nebkat> dreivz: READ A BIT IDIOT
<nebkat> dreivz: DONAET FIRST
<nebkat> dreivz: WHAI WOULD U DO TAHT
<nebkat> Baskey: +1
<nebkat> HELLO I AM FROM TECHNICAL SUPPORT HOW MAY I HELP YOU SIR
<nebkat> omnicron: I AM SORRY SIR I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MEAN "PDA" SIR
<nebkat> I AM FROM TECHNICAL SUPPORT SIR
<nebkat> omnicron: HELLO SIR HOW CAN I HELP YOU SIR
<nebkat> neoD|ml: Probably
<nebkat> Baskey: BASKET

2012-07-07

<nebkat> I want to steal your nick :P
<nebkat> Jiangyi: can you leave irc for a sec?
<nebkat> damn
<nebkat> -NickServ- Registered : Jun 20 08:45:19 2011 (1 year, 2 weeks, 4 days, 12:53:16 ago)
<nebkat> Espenfjo: oldskool boy
<nebkat> tednewton: NO
<nebkat> tednewton: . . .