purr changed the topic of #elliottcable to: a _better_ cult || topics << 'gamedev'
Temur has joined #elliottcable
Temur has quit [Changing host]
Temur has joined #elliottcable
Temur is now known as kaplan
sharkbot has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
sharkbot has joined #elliottcable
<ELLIOTTCABLE> joelteon!
<ELLIOTTCABLE> er, jenjenaroo*
<ELLIOTTCABLE> well joelteon too.
<joelteon> oh
<joelteon> :(
<ELLIOTTCABLE> relevant: http://ell.io/i18OtQ
<ELLIOTTCABLE> my kitchen island is currently covered in gigahash.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> specifically, three of them.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> or possibly ~2,000 of them.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> not exactly sure.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> incomprehensibly: halp.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> idk compotters, how does i gigashassh.
<kaplan> ELLIOTTCABLE, you mine bitcoins?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> apparently I do now.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> it's a long story.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> somewhere in the logs.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> but they just arrived yesterday.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> all goddamn nine of them.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> these things are huge! the size of my thigh!
<ELLIOTTCABLE> so I unpacked one box-full, and am currently trying to figure out how in the *lord's* name I am supposed to fucking assemble this shit.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fuck.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> turned it on for the first time, and immediately FIRE. FIRE EVERYWHERE.
<joelteon> ELLIOTTCABLE do you think a 4-way GTX 980 SLI setup would be able to handle 60fps at 2160p
<eligrey> omg danger.zone isn't registered
<eligrey> well it wasn't until i just said that
gq has joined #elliottcable
<eligrey> tfw you find https://github.com/Paws/Rulebook
<eligrey> and then find out its empty
<gq> "“I said nothing for a time, just ran my fingertips along the edge of …
<gq> …the code-shaped emptiness that had been left inside me.”"
<gq> erm
<eligrey> yep that's exactly how ELLIOTTCABLE makes me feel
<gq> generally ELLIOTTCABLE makes me feel full of rage, not code-shaped emptiness
<gq> but hey, there's always a first time
<gq> rage or slightly befuddled amusement
<eligrey> click on that repo link and you'll feel so empty
<eligrey> it'll never be as bad as me though
<gq> i did click it
<gq> where did you think i got the text xD
<eligrey> i had sooooo much excitement and glee when i noticed that repo
<eligrey> and i was so fucking let down when i clicked on it
<eligrey> gq: oh
<gq> xP
eligrey has quit [Quit: Leaving]
gq has quit [Quit: Connection closed for inactivity]
<alynn> all package managers are terrible
Tarmashirin has joined #elliottcable
kaplan has quit [Ping timeout: 244 seconds]
Tarmashirin is now known as kaplan
<joelteon> nix is sooo goooood
<alynn> nix is terrible
<alynn> in some ways significantly less terrible than others (delicious reproducible builds)
<alynn> but still terrible
<joelteon> no it's great
<alynn> you are mistaken
<alynn> it's terrible
<joelteon> no it's great
gq has joined #elliottcable
gozala has joined #elliottcable
eligrey has joined #elliottcable
kaplan has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
Temur has joined #elliottcable
Temur is now known as Guest50838
gq has quit [Quit: Connection closed for inactivity]
Guest50838 is now known as kaplan
gq has joined #elliottcable
<ELLIOTTCABLE> eligrey: wat
<ELLIOTTCABLE> eligrey: why do you expect Paws to exist? don't be foolish. :P
gq was kicked from #elliottcable by ELLIOTTCABLE [gq]
<ELLIOTTCABLE> also, I'm re-naming Paws.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> (which doesn't exist.)
<ELLIOTTCABLE> eligrey: you're an Android yet; ever had `adb` completely refuse to recognize a device forever? |=
<ELLIOTTCABLE> shows up in Android File Transfer, shows up in the USB device tree, can `fastboot` various things onto it,
<joelteon> ELLIOTTCABLE: press the paws button
<ELLIOTTCABLE> but no `adb devices` entry.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> joelteon: Error: no such button
<alynn> swap
<alynn> is paws backwards
<alynn> this is my valuable contribution to the conversation for this month
<joelteon> RIP
<joelteon> I still don't have a table or desk