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<alexgordon>
bitches
<alexgordon>
ec: yo
<jfhbrook>
hah
<jfhbrook>
I found a gig at vimeo that sounds hilarious and I'm trying to decide if I dare try to apply
<alexgordon>
according to my scrollback I was last here 4 Feb 2017
<jfhbrook>
apparently they have a massive php monolith and they want to turn it into go microservices
<jfhbrook>
that long ago alexgordon ??
<ec>
alex!!!
<alexgordon>
!alpha 4 Feb 2017 to today
<ec>
where the fuck have you been
<alexgordon>
do we have a wolfram alpha bot?
<alexgordon>
ec: real world, man
<ec>
we have no bot lol
<alexgordon>
no bots?!
<ec>
oh shit i havenโt spoken in here in a few days
<ec>
guys. i got my dream job. holy shit.
<ec>
fam, omg
<alexgordon>
Disneyland?
<alexgordon>
MICKEY IS THAT YOU?
<ec>
$130,000/yr to build a programming language
<alexgordon>
wow cool
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<ec>
โฆ even better, itโs specifically to lower the barrier-to-entry so kids can learn to program.
<jfhbrook>
oh neat
* drparse
the doctor is in
<ec>
lol drparse
<ec>
iโm neck-deep in porting Sedlex and Menhir to BuckleScript
<drparse>
I don't know what any of those things are!
<ec>
no more shitty JS parser automaton generators! battle-strength LR(1) generator in OCaml.
<drparse>
sedlex sounds like my name, so it must be good
<drparse>
oh ya I saw you are into ocaml
<drparse>
welcome to adulthood
<ec>
wut
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<alexgordon>
ec: ocaml is programming for grown ups
<ec>
lol iโm shocked you write ml
<ec>
and idfk if iโd agree with that
<ec>
but yes ocaml is v. good
<ec>
iโm tryna sell micah on it
<ec>
because itโs so clearly so much better than haskell ;)
<alexgordon>
I don't write ML
<alexgordon>
I write JS now
<alexgordon>
hahahaha
<ec>
i also write JS. always.
<ec>
โฆ like i just said, posting Sedlex to BuckleScript / Reason ;)
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<alexgordon>
I just use typescript
<alexgordon>
I would like to use Reason but I don't have any _reason_ to