ec changed the topic of #elliottcable to: a 𝕯𝖊𝖓 𝖔𝖋 𝕯𝖊𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖊𝖉 𝕯𝖆𝖒𝖘𝖊𝖑𝖘 slash s͔̞u͕͙p͙͓e̜̺r̼̦i̼̜o̖̬r̙̙ c̝͉ụ̧͘ḷ̡͙ţ͓̀ || #ELLIOTTCABLE is not about ELLIOTTCABLE
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<ja> is it earth day or something or did github decide to make their header permanently black?
<ec> I'm *glad* they did
<ec> they have, like, *fucking five* different headers/navigations/toolbars/tabsets on some pages, stacked vertically
<ec> they deffo needed some visual distinction.
<pikajude> five, one, same thing
<pikajude> now it looks like github enterprise though which is the real problem
<pikajude> because it makes me feel like i'm at work
<ec> seven!
<ec> seven!!!!!
<ec> seven!!.
<pikajude> wonder why it always takes 30+ seconds for ell.io to load
<jfhbrook> idk what those lines are
<pikajude> i think the lines indicate elements on the page
<jfhbrook> oh
<pikajude> so he missed a lot of them
<jfhbrook> oh I see
<jfhbrook> corner-to-corner
<pikajude> ec: there are 4 more at the bottom
<jfhbrook> yeah you mighta undercounted
<ec> lol.
<ec> not elements.
<ec> things which are conceptually “header bars.”
<pikajude> oh ok
<pikajude> you overcounted by 6
<pikajude> close though
* ec sighs
<ec> har-de-har.
<ec> but you see my point, presumably.
<ec> I've never seen a *single interface* with as many horizontal “tab bars” as GitHib
<pikajude> sure
<pikajude> i have 3 open at the moment
<ec> Windows, uh, Vista? or seven? was pretty bad
<ec> it had like four
<ec> but jesus christ seven
<ec> some IDEs, maybe
<jfhbrook> vista was poopy, 7 was like Better Vista
<pikajude> i have a jira ticket open, which has like 9
<ec> yeah
<jfhbrook> 8 was vista revisited, 10 was better 8
<ec> I haaaaate interfaces like that, so much
<ec> GitHub pulls it off by just being *pretty*, but the UXD in me is pissed
<ec> so what's the arguments against DEC64
<ec> oh, wrong channel 🙄
<jfhbrook> oh well 64 is clearly not a date in december
<pikajude> jfhbrook: he's talking about the implementation of the space-time continuum on the N64
<ec> Crockford's new IEEE-754-replacement
<ec> omfg
<ec> y u 2 so trolly today
<ec> gtfo w/ that, go to Eli's channel :P
<ljharb> that's not "new" tho
<ljharb> he came out with that many years ago
<ljharb> and crock isn't on tc39 anymore
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<jfhbrook> someday I'm gonna write a sql linter
<jfhbrook> I really don't want to because I'd have to write a generalized sql *parser*
<jfhbrook> and, ugh, gross
<jfhbrook> but it's outrageous that this tool doesn't exist and pg's messaging is so shit
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<pikajude> a sql linter
<pikajude> ohhhh
<pikajude> jfhbrook: i thought you meant a pub/sub layer for pg
<pikajude> "messaging"
<jfhbrook> pg already has a pubsub layer :3
<jfhbrook> never used it but THOUGHT about it!
<pikajude> i answered a pub/sub related design question at fb
<pikajude> oh wait shit
<pikajude> i think that violates nda
<jfhbrook> pfff
<jfhbrook> that doesn't tell me much
<jfhbrook> you're fine I'm sure