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<ec>
Elphaba: lmao hi
<Elphaba>
ec: halp i have a crazy girl i proposed to in my living room
<Elphaba>
wat do
<Elphaba>
give money
<Elphaba>
or dick pics
<Elphaba>
something
<Elphaba>
pornography she hasn't seen
<Elphaba>
45 year old two spirit trans girl fullblood Native from montana
<Elphaba>
that's YOUR area of the world, richkid D:< my people are stupid and low class racist
<ec>
β¦ this sounds like somebody else's story about you
<Elphaba>
tell me what to say
<Elphaba>
ec: i know right
<ec>
proposed to? when what
<Elphaba>
it's STUPID
<Elphaba>
it's the most gq rumour ever
<Elphaba>
"AND THEN, SHE MET ANOTHER PISCES QUEER AT CHURCH AND GQ PROPOSED LIKE A WEEK LATER WITH A $5 RING"
<ec>
what's my area of the world
<ec>
you proposed? for real? why the fuck, what
<ec>
trans woman*
<ec>
I'm driving out to eat, ask alextgordon
<ec>
whom I haven't seen in fucking forever, awwwuh
<Elphaba>
lmao.
<Elphaba>
ec: lol i'm not asking advice you are like my brainqueertwin
<Elphaba>
we like the same people
<Elphaba>
we have most of the same fetishes
<Elphaba>
we date horrorshows of women and like
<ec>
Elphaba: hopefully not anymore
<Elphaba>
offensive gay faggot parodies of drag kings
<ec>
current one is a fucking fever dream I swear
<Elphaba>
ec: no no no i'm about to only fuck women
<Elphaba>
for like
<Elphaba>
two years
<ec>
I just be making her up
<Elphaba>
ec: yeah well i feel that way about BOTH the women chasing me right now
<Elphaba>
and
<Elphaba>
AND
<Elphaba>
i haven't gotten top surgery yet
<Elphaba>
just u wait elliott higgins
<Elphaba>
SLUT KING OF RIZON PROM 2017 WILL
<Elphaba>
BE
<Elphaba>
MINE 8D
<Elphaba>
okay back sorry
<Elphaba>
dodging exgirlf who dumped me for some skitzo girl in kansas who literally shits herself
<Elphaba>
like
<Elphaba>
i feel bad
<Elphaba>
but after the fourth psych ward trip in as many years comes out crazy screeching YOUR DOPPELGANGER TRIED TO CHOKE ME IN THE HOSPITAL GQ WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT THAT ARE YOU GUILTY I'M A PRIESTESS I DO MAGIC BECAUSE I HAD A SEIZURE AND WRECKED MY OWN ROOM AND FORGOT ABOUT IT LOL WUT R BOUNDARIES