2012-07-26

<nebkat> xplodwild_work: not to me
<nebkat> djevrek: nema problema, ja sam admin xD
<nebkat> and the engrish rule only applies to noobs we dont know
<nebkat> xplodwild_work: it only applies to #blamesamsung
<nebkat> djevrek: to bi trebalo da ima experimental
<nebkat> @op
<nebkat> ides danas na czv naftan?
<nebkat> toooooooo :D
<nebkat> nece biti kick
<nebkat> djevrek: czv ili partizan? :D
<nebkat> @dood djevrek
<nebkat> @dood dixipix
<nebkat> @dood Dillinjer
<nebkat> @money 600 usd eur
<nebkat> @eval 600 usd eur
<nebkat> @eval 600 usd in eur
<nebkat> @money 1000 sgd in eur
<nebkat> @dood dixipix
<nebkat> seriously . . .
<nebkat> wtf
<nebkat> and then he joined
<nebkat> addi: I was typing @dood Dwarken before he even joined
<nebkat> addi: wtf
<nebkat> @dood Dwarken
<nebkat> that was just out of memory :P
<nebkat> LEGALIZE CRYSTAL (FUCKING) WEED
<nebkat> SWED CASH FUCKING MARIJUANA CIGARETTES GANGSTA GANGSTA EASY E CREAM SO BAKED OF THE BOB MARLEY GANJA SHIT 420 PURE OG KUSH
<nebkat> SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO $TONED FUCK MAN AWW SHIT NIGGA HELL A MOTHA FUCKING 666 ODD FUTURE MAN BRO CHECK THIS OUT MY SWAG WITH THE WHAT WHOLE WHAT 666 420 $$$ HOLLA HOLLA GET DOLLER
<nebkat> @dood Dwarken
<nebkat> @dood Kronkels
<nebkat> addi: no shiz xD
<nebkat> @dood Kronkels
<nebkat> w00t
<nebkat> hmm
<nebkat> @dood addi
<nebkat> ahahahahah

2012-07-25

<nebkat> pap0tex: whodat
<nebkat> #heavy #watermellon
<nebkat> haha
<nebkat> someone help me think of name for "would you rather" app
<nebkat> Poo-Teen: teamhacksung is god
<nebkat> Poo-Teen: its pretty good
<nebkat> Poo-Teen: on s2?
<nebkat> I need to update dat shit
<nebkat> damn
<nebkat> ahhaha
<nebkat> Ithink it is
<nebkat> or well
<nebkat> idiotte
<nebkat> Poo-Teen: it is cm10 too
<nebkat> @changelog galaxys2
<nebkat> @changelog i9300
<nebkat> Poo-Teen: @chanelog
<nebkat> chadouming: using math to express how many fucks you give
<nebkat> @kickban Poo-Teen
<nebkat> yep, congratulations, you have arrived to the amount of fucks I give about your mental retardism
<nebkat> now take away the original number
<nebkat> now divide that by the original number
<nebkat> Poo-Teen: SAY IT
<nebkat> Poo-Teen: SQUARE IT
<nebkat> @mute chadouming #teamhacksung-support shish be quiet
<nebkat> @mute chadouming shish
<nebkat> Poo-Teen: square it
<nebkat> OR ELSE KICKBAN
<nebkat> FFS
<nebkat> Poo-Teen: PICK A NUMBER FF
<nebkat> chadouming: I will deal with him
<nebkat> pick a number between 1 and 10
<nebkat> so
<nebkat> Poo-Teen: guess what
<nebkat> chadouming: dont kick
<nebkat> xxxon: guess what
<nebkat> Baskey: yay
<nebkat> you know what that means
<nebkat> that is why I said "im doing my shit"
<nebkat> koud: there isnt
<nebkat> @kickban Baskey too late
<nebkat> ktnx
<nebkat> just ping me
<nebkat> Baskey: addi or someone warn me
<nebkat> ok next time a stupide question is asked, im doing my shit
<nebkat> @mute nebkat #teamhacksung-support
<nebkat> @kickban nebkat #blamesamsung
<nebkat> SHoTTa35: in other words, im not a part of everyone
<nebkat> SHoTTa35: no jizz
<nebkat> Assid: <xplodwild> see the August whore on my balls
<nebkat> <nebkat> I AM THE SECOND POSHEST FUCK IN THE UNIVERSE
<nebkat> @eval nebkat = "posh meizu employee"
<nebkat> sup
<nebkat|s3> ya
<nebkat|s3> testing testing 123
<nebkat|s3> NOE
<nebkat|s3> NO
<nebkat|s3> windoze starttupp repai
<nebkat|s3> yep
<nebkat|s3> kyddyiskysyidyidyidyidiydykxykxykdykdhkdhdhdufogohhhphsudsjxusuusudiudududuuududududududufudufifufifififofofifkvkvkvkckvkvlgndbdhcjcjcifijygofofysys
<nebkat|s3> itzoyxoydofoyxhldykakywkyskyskhshkxhxhlxluxhlgkzv.zngstjziyxkyxykh.egkaitztjaitsyiekyeiydyodykrykwtjwtuxykdyk
<nebkat|s3> qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
<nebkat|s3> say it really really faaast
<nebkat|s3> i won a maths debate
<nebkat|s3> chadouming: +xxx
<nebkat|s3> peterperfect: pliz unban
<nebkat|s3> @invite nebkat|s3 #blamesamsung
<nebkat|s3> UNBANN MEEEE
<nebkat|s3> datagutt: uban meh
<nebkat|s3> err
<nebkat|s3> so fuckin heavy
<nebkat|s3> Fuckin waturmellun
<nebkat|s3> gettin da watermellun
<nebkat|s3> brb
<nebkat|s3> Jiangyi: i dont needz monie
<nebkat|s3> imma be to lazie
<nebkat|s3> someone else fixxit
<nebkat|s3> real funny
<nebkat|s3> ye
<nebkat|s3> ye
<nebkat|s3> i dont want to have a chatlog to read
<nebkat|s3> everyone stop talkin
<nebkat|s3> off to buy watermellun
<nebkat|s3> brb
<nebkat|s3> ah
<nebkat|s3> cocaine
<nebkat|s3> like
<nebkat|s3> enough to buy coke
<nebkat|s3> like
<nebkat|s3> i got a lotta money
<nebkat|s3> i dont deserve a cooky
<nebkat|s3> dont
<nebkat|s3> no
<nebkat|s3> Thracky: tank uuuuuuu
<nebkat|s3> aww yeah
<nebkat|s3> fur beirs
<nebkat|s3> give it all 2 me
<nebkat|s3> datagutt: +1
<nebkat|s3> chadouming: im less mentally ill when i want to be idiotte
<nebkat|s3> - plody
<nebkat|s3> feel the August whore on my balls
<nebkat|s3> no
<nebkat|s3> +1
<nebkat|s3> Thracky: nebkat@gmail.com
<nebkat|s3> FTW!
<nebkat|s3> DinosaurHunter: http://nebkat.com/lcw.jpg
<nebkat|s3> DinosaurHunter: ignore all except me, they are mentally ill
<nebkat|s3> DinosaurHunter: gief to me
<nebkat|s3> DinosaurHunter: DONAT DEN

2012-07-24

<nebkat> I NEVAR SAID I SUPPIRT THEM?
<nebkat> Baskey: HOW IS I RACIZT
<nebkat> xxxxDDDDDD
<nebkat> datagutt: yap
<nebkat> datagutt: die
<nebkat> not bad I guess?
<nebkat> FU AP
<nebkat> FU APPLE
<nebkat> go now
<nebkat> I did
<nebkat> I was penissing my penis and http://bit.ly/penis OMG OMG
<nebkat> casual conversation
<nebkat> this is meant to be like
<nebkat> Baskey: you dont get it
<nebkat> Baskey: only works of shortly exists
<nebkat> xD
<nebkat> Baskey: I WIN
<nebkat> so I was just trollinghttp://bit.ly/1234,
<nebkat> AWWWWWW YEAH :D
<nebkat> it workx
<nebkat> @eval bitlyRegex = new RegExp("http://bit.ly/(\\\S{1,7})", "")
<nebkat> abcde http://bit.ly/1234 abced
<nebkat> abcde http://bit.ly/1234 abced
<nebkat> GIEF
<nebkat> if someone has a good way to parse all bitly links
<nebkat> anyway
<nebkat> sh4z: waaaaa?
<nebkat> w00t
<nebkat> @eval "abcde http://bit.ly/1234 abced".match(bitlyRegex)
<nebkat> @eval bitlyRegex = new RegExp("http://bit.ly/(\\\S{1,7})", "")
<nebkat> @eval bitlyRegex = new RegExp("http://bit.ly/(\\\S{1,7})", "")
<nebkat> is it removing the \?
<nebkat> @eval bitlyRegex = new RegExp("http://bit.ly/(\S{1,7})", "")
<nebkat> @eval "abcde http://bit.ly/1234 abced".match(bitlyRegex)
<nebkat> @eval bitlyRegex = new RegExp("\whttp://bit.ly/(.{1,7})", "")
<nebkat> YOU COULD FUCKING HELP ME
<nebkat> if anyone wants to end the torture
<nebkat> you know
<nebkat> @eval "abcde http://bit.ly/1234 abced".match(bitlyRegex)
<nebkat> @eval bitlyRegex = new RegExp("http://bit.ly/(\S{1,7})", "")
<nebkat> @eval "abcde http://bit.ly/1234 abced".match(bitlyRegex)
<nebkat> @eval bitlyRegex = new RegExp("http://bit.ly/([^\s]{1,7})", "")
<nebkat> @eval "abcde http://bit.ly/1234 abced".match(bitlyRegex)
<nebkat> @eval bitlyRegex = new RegExp("http://bit.ly/(.{1,7})", "")
<nebkat> @eval "abcde http://bit.ly/1234 abced".match(bitlyRegex)
<nebkat> @eval bitlyRegex = new RegExp("http://bit.ly/(.{1,7})\>", "")
<nebkat> Mardos-Away: im trying to make a regex to match bitly links
<nebkat> @eval bitlyRegex = new RegExp("http://bit.ly/(.{1,7})", "\b")
<nebkat> @eval bitlyRegex = new RegExp("\bhttp://bit.ly/(.{1,7})\b", "\b")
<nebkat> @eval bitlyRegex = new RegExp("\bhttp://bit.ly/(.{1,7})\b", "\i")
<nebkat> @eval bitlyRegex = new RegExp("\bhttp://bit.ly/(.{1,7})\b", "/b")
<nebkat> @eval bitlyRegex = new RegExp("\bhttp://bit.ly/(.{1,7})\b", "\b")
<nebkat> @eval bitlyRegex = new RegExp("\bhttp://bit.ly/(.{1,7})\b", "")
<nebkat> @eval "abcde http://bit.ly/1234 abced".match(bitlyRegex)
<nebkat> @eval bitlyRegex = new RegExp("\bhttp://bit.ly/(.{1,7})\b", "")
<nebkat> @eval "abcde http://bit.ly/1234 abced".match(bitlyRegex)
<nebkat> @eval "abcde http://bit.ly/1234 abced".match(bitlyRegex)
<nebkat> @eval bitlyRegex = new RegExp("\<http://bit.ly/(.{1,7})\>", "")
<nebkat> regex pro anyone?
<nebkat> @eval "abcde http://bit.ly/1234 abced".match(bitlyRegex)
<nebkat> @eval bitlyRegex = new RegExp("http://bit.ly/([^\s]{1,7})", "")
<nebkat> @eval "abcde http://bit.ly/1234 abced".match(bitlyRegex)
<nebkat> @eval bitlyRegex = new RegExp("http://bit.ly/(.[^\s]{1,7})", "")
<nebkat> @eval "abcde http://bit.ly/1234 abced".match(bitlyRegex)
<nebkat> @eval "abcde http://bit.ly/1234 abced".search(bitlyRegex)
<nebkat> @eval bitlyRegex = new RegExp("http://bit.ly/(.{1,7})", "")
<nebkat> @eval bitlyRegex.test("http://bit.ly/123456")
<nebkat> @eval bitlyRegex.test("http://bit.ly/12345678")
<nebkat> @eval "abcde http://bit.ly/1234 abced".search(bitlyRegex)
<nebkat> @eval "abcde http://bit.ly/1234 abced".match(bitlyRegex)
<nebkat> @eval bitlyRegex = new RegExp("^http://bit.ly/(.{1,7})$", "")
<nebkat> @eval "abcde http://bit.ly/1234 abced".match(bitlyRegex)
<nebkat> @eval bitlyRegex = new RegExp("^(.*) http://bit.ly/(.{1,7}) (.*)$", "")
<nebkat> @eval "abcde http://bit.ly/1234 abced".match(bitlyRegex)
<nebkat> @eval "http://bit.ly/1234".match(bitlyRegex)
<nebkat> w00t
<nebkat> @eval bitlyRegex.test("http://bit.ly/a")
<nebkat> @eval bitlyRegex.test("http://bit.ly/")
<nebkat> @eval bitlyRegex.test("http://bit.ly/12345678")
<nebkat> @eval bitlyRegex.test("http://bit.ly/1234567")
<nebkat> @eval bitlyRegex.test("http://bit.ly/OlizHx")
<nebkat> @eval bitlyRegex.("http://bit.ly/OlizHx")
<nebkat> now stfu
<nebkat> Baskey: i'll do that for you later
<nebkat> EVURYONE STOp
<nebkat> Baskey: stop doing shit
<nebkat> @eval "http://bit.ly/OlizHx".test(bitlyRegex)
<nebkat> @eval "http://bit.ly/OlizHx".test(bitlyRegex)
<nebkat> @eval bitlyRegex = new RegExp("^http://bit.ly/(.{1,7})$", "")
<nebkat> addi: STOP CONFUSING ME WITH NEW NICKS
<nebkat> so people know what they are clickin
<nebkat> Baskey: dood: im making it automatically unshorten bitly links
<nebkat> xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
<nebkat> @shorten http://google.com
<nebkat> @help commands
<nebkat> @help
<nebkat> @dood Baskey_
<nebkat> @dood
<nebkat> Baskey_: wifi: addi:
<nebkat> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
<nebkat> YOU TOOK TEH NICK
<nebkat> FUCK YOU CHAD
<nebkat> dood: that was me that killed it
<nebkat> dood: change you nick for a sec
<nebkat> @shorten
<nebkat> @eval wud("Baskey")
<nebkat> @eval wud
<nebkat> im gonna make @dood
<nebkat> wait a sec
<nebkat> GOOGLE Y U FAIl
<nebkat> I WANT IT STRONG
<nebkat> I DONT WANT A CURVED SCREEN
<nebkat> google retard
<nebkat> except if you have a googlephone
<nebkat> screen protectors are stupide
<nebkat> Captainstarbucs: why not :)
<nebkat> I CAN COMPIEL EYESPEI ON PHONE BASKEY
<nebkat> @admins add Baskey ~intersect@unaffiliated/baskey
<nebkat> <> She so wants the dick :D
<nebkat> <> Bitch said "hey" with two Y's
<nebkat> Dwarken: NEOW
<nebkat> KOSOVO JEST SRBIJA
<nebkat> AHAHAHAH
<nebkat> addi: KOSOVO IS SERBIA
<nebkat> addi: orly?
<nebkat> addi: KOSOVO JE SRBIJA
<nebkat> Jiangyi: xD
<nebkat> Baskey: KOSOVO JE SRBIJA
<nebkat> Baskey_: KOSOVO JE SRBIJA
<nebkat> Baskey: PLEASE COME BACK
<nebkat> ernie`: why are you in a virtual machine
<nebkat> peterperfect: mhm
<nebkat> i'll go doit
<nebkat> and aosp.tree.bbqdroid.org
<nebkat> actually, lets make cm.tree.bbqdroid.org