04:28 <slfritchie> !@#$! little monster kitten, as soon as the elder cat starts to cough up a hairball or vomit, she runs to underneath the elder's chin and waits for the meat faucet to open.

04:28 <slfritchie> #1stworldcatproblems

04:29 <slfritchie> Little one, you're wearing a cone, I don't want to have to clean the cone yet another goddamn time because you were expecting another meal to rain down upon you.

04:32 <slfritchie> Am I doing this right?

04:32 <slfritchie> Should I be venting on Twitter instead?