03:02 <bobthecow> smkelly: To the north, you see a path, winding away into the fog. To the south there is a hill, with a small cottage atop it. There is a steep dropoff to the east and west.

03:02 <bobthecow> smkelly: Enter command:

03:04 <smkelly> open mailbox

03:05 <bobthecow> smkelly: The mailbox contains a letter, and a small, suspicious looking package.

03:06 <smkelly> call DHS about package

03:06 <bobthecow> smkelly: A bored-sounding cog-in-a-machine DHS employee answers: "Yeah?"

08:16 <ddfreyne> -_-