2013-12-09 23:34
devyn changed the topic of #elliottcable to: yorickpeterse is undergroin
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joelteon >
are there any decent alternatives to google analytics?
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joelteon >
man, diaspora is written for admins who have NO IDEA what they're doing
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whitequark >
joelteon: there is
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joelteon >
is it a hosted service, or do I host it myself?
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joelteon >
why does it come in a zip file
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joelteon >
all sorts of things are happening here
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joelteon >
oh it's PHP
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joelteon >
well the typography is nice
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whitequark >
self-hosed
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whitequark >
which imo is a plus
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joelteon >
ok, well, it's the next best thing
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joelteon >
i'm in the "fuck google" phase
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joelteon >
That's pretty cool
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joelteon >
I want one
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whitequark >
buy it
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whitequark >
but beware, the electronics is... well... it came from 1990 to haunt you
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whitequark >
you need an LPT port and a specialized build of realtime linux
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whitequark >
hardware LPT port, an USB-LPT adapter won't work
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whitequark >
and assemble the adapter yourself
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whitequark >
honestly I'm just going to gut its control block completely and redo it from scratch
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joelteon >
yay, piwik has inconsistent capitalization
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joelteon >
I'm glad they make stuff so user-friendly
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joelteon >
few things I forgot that I hate about PHP (:
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joelteon >
blank white page? yeah, there's an error, that's expected behavior
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whitequark >
tail /var/log/syslog
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joelteon >
haha, you're cute
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whitequark >
no, seriously, php-cgi writes errors there
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whitequark >
that's how I debugged piwik back when I used it
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joelteon >
well, sometimes it does
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joelteon >
or maybe there was too much syslog output and I missed it
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whitequark >
-_- that sudden situation where the only phone charger you have has an US plug
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whitequark >
and you're not from US, in US or ever been to US
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whitequark >
fortunately I also have an adapter... actually, why do I have one? idfk
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alexgordon >
whitequark: hahaha
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whitequark >
it's not quite fair though, some of those are equivalent to "ran" "have been running" etc etc
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whitequark >
but at least 3x-4x explosion in forms is present
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joelteon >
hey can one of you guys visit joelt.io real quick
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joelteon >
i want to figure out if piwik is actually collecting anything
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yorickpeterse >
joelteon: visited + ran siege
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yorickpeterse >
should do it
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whitequark: number of forms in Japanese is effectively infinite because negatives can be chained forever
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whitequark >
devyn: arguably that is a degenerate form
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devyn >
well no one does it anyway
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devyn >
just saying
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devyn >
pretty simple
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joelteon >
yorickpeterse: thanks
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joelteon >
no visitors whatsoever
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joelteon >
something is suspicious
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joelteon >
oh, whoops
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joelteon >
i know why
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joelteon >
the script is 404ing
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joelteon >
hey, what CA do you guys use?
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cuttle >
devyn: same as english, have been going to have been going to have been going to
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cuttle >
devyn: though I don't think it can happen in french
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cuttle >
devyn: maybe je vais aller faire or something
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cuttle >
whitequark: haha I love that russian conjugation thing
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cuttle >
although recursion and the potential for infinitely long sentences is basically a defining property of human language (ignoring dennett and piraha)
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cuttle >
everett*, not dennett
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joelteon >
wildcards are crazy expensive
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