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<glowcoil> hello
<gq> hi glowcoil :)
<glowcoil> hi gq!
<gq> how are you?
<glowcoil> not bad
<glowcoil> how bout you?
<gq> glowcoil: derp i was talking on another server
<gq> glowcoil: some guy followed me off the bus & threatened to corrective rape me; did you see my tweets abou tit
<joelteon> devyn: do you know anything about OVH?
<gq> -otters @ joelteon
<purr> joelteon: write-only stream
<joelteon> neither of you are devyn
<gq> -devyn
<purr> gq: he is so wat right now
<gq> -gqbrielle
<purr> gq: she is not devyn (I think.)
<gq> i COULD be, joelteon.
<joelteon> no you couldn't
<gq> is that a challenge?
gq is now known as devynci
<joelteon> uh
<joelteon> yes
<joelteon> it is a challenge
<devynci> challenge accepted.
devynci is now known as gq
<gq> anyway i can't do challengy stuff all the time so back to what i was doing:
<joelteon> devynci when's the last time you had poutine
<gq> aka not being devyn.
gq is now known as devynci
<devynci> recently, why?
<joelteon> challenge failed
<joelteon> oh
<joelteon> ok nvm
<devynci> okay
<devynci> group gq D0n'sg!rl2
<devynci> NOOOOO
<devynci> FAILURE
<joelteon> LOL
<purr> LOL
<devynci> SUIIDE'aisydf;oaiysd;ofiya;osidfy;oaiydsf
<devynci> SIGH
<devynci> ugh
<joelteon> FUCKING LOL
devynci is now known as gq
<gq> fuck you T.T
<gq> oh god i'm blushing so hard irl
<gq> FUUUUCK
<joelteon> im gonna piss myself
<gq> sa;soidfy;aisydf
<gq> NOOO
<joelteon> uh...maybe time to change your password
<joelteon> oh god im dying
<gq> MAYBE
<gq> NS SET PASSWORD HUNTER2
<gq> q.q
<joelteon> good save
<gq> thanks T_T
<gq> thank god i took my anxiety meds today or i would literally be crying of embarrassment instead of just giggling
<gq> hahaha oh my GOD
<gq> brb now i really do have to commit suicide
<gq> hari-kiri
<gq> to spare my family the shame
<gq> X_X
<joelteon> who the fuck is don
<gq> joelteon: my husband's name is donald n_n
<joelteon> or rather
<joelteon> D0n
<gq> STUFUAO;SFIDYA;[OSFIYD;OAIYSDF;LIAYDSF
<joelteon> oh thats adorable
<gq> I HATE
<gq> YOU
<gq> SO MUCH
<gq> I AM NOT ADORABLE I AM A GIANT SCARY CRAZY GIRL
<gq> WRAWARAWRA
<joelteon> :3
<gq> grr!
* gq facedesk
<gq> i can't even send you an angry picture i have anime eyes irl
<joelteon> just add another ! to the end
<gq> Q.Q
<gq> stfu
<gq> lol
<purr> lol
<purr\ec> [Homework] ELLIOTTCABLE pushed 1 new commit to master: https://github.com/ELLIOTTCABLE/Homework/commit/6890bbe1bc66c3043657d697b6f286197191dd9e
<purr\ec> Homework/master 6890bbe elliottcable: + random SICP crap
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<glowcoil> gq: oh what the fuck no i didn't
<gq> glowcoil: yeh, well, that happened.
<glowcoil> :(
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<glowcoil> ELLIOTTCABLE:
<glowcoil> gq: that's so gross and awful :(
<gq> glowcoil: i know :(
<ELLIOTTCABLE> yiss?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh my god I died
<ELLIOTTCABLE> @ gq's password
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: FUCKING SHUT YOUR WHOR EMOUTH Q.Q
<gq> lol
<purr> lol
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I can
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I can't even
<gq> NO
<gq> NO
<gq> YOU CAN EVEN
<gq> YOU CAN EVEN AND YOU WILL EVEN
<gq> JOELTEON THIS IS YOUR
<gq> FUCKING
<gq> FAULT
<gq> I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
<gq> Q_Q
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I was about to say “it'd have been so much better if it was something embarrasingly simple, instead of just random characters”
<ELLIOTTCABLE> … and then I re-read it
<gq> NO
<gq> FUCK YOU
<gq> FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
<gq> I'M NOT ADORABLE
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and then I died seven times
<gq> I'M A HORRIBLE UGLY 25 YEAR OLD WHORE
<gq> fuck you
<gq> xD
<ELLIOTTCABLE> gq: I *really*, really want to publish that on the tumblr. I
<ELLIOTTCABLE> any chance you'll have changed all of your passwords enough in a few months, for me to do so? >,> <,< >,>
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> This is a cool idea,
<ELLIOTTCABLE> https://airsocial.co
<ELLIOTTCABLE> but I know a better way to do it.
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: do it
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: don'sg!rl2 can be the new hunter2
<gq> I WILL BE FAMOUS
<gq> DO IT DO IT DO IT
* gq hops up and down like a rabbit on crack
<gq> EVERYONE WILL BE
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Write a bot that scans twitter for people doing “ABC ✈️ DEF”
<gq> WHO THE HELL IS DON
<gq> like joelteon said
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and if two people tweet the same-ish thing within an hour or two of one another,
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: every chance
<ELLIOTTCABLE> tweet at both of them and introduce them to eachother.
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: that was like....the last password that
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: that was like that.
<gq> they're all something new now
<gq> you'll never guess it
<gq> EVER
<ELLIOTTCABLE> “@personA: Did you know that @personB is on your flight?”
<ELLIOTTCABLE> gq: lɹ!ƃs,u0p? :P
<ELLIOTTCABLE> that was excruciating >,>
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: ^_^
<gq> and no
<gq> that wasn't it
<gq> goon
<glowcoil> i'm so excited about this song now that it's impolite
<glowcoil> (to be this excited)
<glowcoil> (about it)
<glowcoil> the drums have this rippy rainy staticy kcshh texture
<glowcoil> I CAN MAKE MUSIC THAT I LIKE
<gq> glowcoil: share pls
<gq> glowcoil: i want to <3 it on soundcloud
<gq> glowcoil: also i just published like 3 new songs including my take on dolly parton's house of the rising sun
<glowcoil> gq: i have to like POLISH™ it b4 soundcloud but i'll send you a demo
<glowcoil> oooh i will listen
<gq> glowcoil: kk
<gq> turn down your speakers first
<gq> i'm a loud little gq
<gq> be harsh
<gq> my singing is one of the few things i can take VERY harsh criticism about.
<glowcoil> *nod*
<gq> it's not very polished because audacity has um
<gq> too many fucking buttons
<glowcoil> hahahaha best way to put it
<gq> like it's great but if i try to play with a song too much
<gq> i'll fucking ruin it
<gq> lol
<purr> lol
<glowcoil> right yeah
<glowcoil> i would recommend
<glowcoil> trying reaper
<gq> kk
<glowcoil> it's really live-audio-focused, unlike ableton etc.
<glowcoil> so good for that shit
<glowcoil> also has free unlimited trial
<glowcoil> so basically pay if you have the money to etc.
<glowcoil> ok so, harsh criticisms:
<glowcoil> what kind of mic are you using?
<glowcoil> ELLIOTTCABLE: hi i miss u
<gq> kk glowcoil sounds good
<gq> glowcoil: the shame & the sorrow of it i'm using a cheap gaming mike
<glowcoil> fuck this is the largest thing i've ever exported in ableton so it's taking forever
<gq> our old logitech one was AMAZING
<gq> but it died.
<glowcoil> aw :(
<glowcoil> so what i would say is find some way to have it a good distance from your mouth, and keep that distance very steady
<glowcoil> because sometimes you are too close it seems
<glowcoil> there is distortion at some points that you cannot produce out because of that
<glowcoil> but yeah
<glowcoil> i like that you did harmonies with yourself
<glowcoil> so obviously pitchiness can only really be solved with practicing a lot, warming up, etc.
<glowcoil> but i would say that the steady volume/distance, and pitchiness of your voice
<glowcoil> are the things i would say to improve on
<glowcoil> <3
<glowcoil> also a pop filter
<glowcoil> or whatever
<gq> also glowcoil D says when i'm in an episode i sing too high
<gq> which is true
<gq> i get high & squeaky
<gq> my true range is alto/contralto
<gq> i've been smoking more socially than i should
<gq> which makes my throat rough and gives me janis-joplin-it-is
<gq> which is good for some songs but for a really smooth alto i need to stay away from dairy for like
<gq> the whole day
<gq> and i like milk in my coffee too much for that -.-;
<glowcoil> oh right the dairy thing
<gq> anyway thanks for the criticism ^.^
<gq> yeah dairy before a hard concert is bad news
<gq> it numbs and roughens the vocal cords
<gq> so you can sing like an angel
<gq> but you'll hurt yourself
<glowcoil> funny story, john lennon was drinking milk right up to the performance of all you need is love, which was both the studio and live debut on tv performance
<gq> i've done it and coughed blood afterwards for days.
<glowcoil> oh that sounds awful
<gq> i'm not bloody surprised, the man was an addict, a wife/child-beater, and a fool all around
<ELLIOTTCABLE> gq: <3
<ELLIOTTCABLE> 5:05 AM <gq> it's not very polished because audacity has um
<ELLIOTTCABLE> mjqft
<ELLIOTTCABLE> 5:05 AM <gq> too many fucking buttons
<ELLIOTTCABLE> “mft”
<ELLIOTTCABLE> micah for truth
<ELLIOTTCABLE> 'cuz micah is a verb
<ELLIOTTCABLE> This is amazing. Warner Bros. just earned my respect: https://twitter.com/rougevelvet/status/505921250900733954
<ELLIOTTCABLE> right, glowcoil
<glowcoil> i have: been smoking socially more than i should too haha
<ELLIOTTCABLE> was thinking about that yesterday
<gq> i hope in the afterlife he's beaten by demons singing IMAGINE in disharmony, glowcoil
<ELLIOTTCABLE> woah
<ELLIOTTCABLE> holy crap ALL of those messages just came in, in IRCcloud
<glowcoil> also i got a french press & grinder as a late birthday present recently and have been making great coffee all the time
<glowcoil> and it is the BEST
<gq> glowcoil: isn't it greaT?! i can make prairie wife coffee in a pan
<glowcoil> ELLIOTTCABLE: right that was a really good way to handle that (the wb thing)
<gq> glowcoil: but it's best with french press, to make a barista pun ^.^;
<gq> wow
<glowcoil> oh wow i should try the pan thing
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: they're learning
<gq> i'm in bloody shock
<gq> glowcoil: coffee is like music, you can't command it, just ask
<gq> glowcoil: so making it in a pan or (if you're brave) over a fire is a good way to practise.
<glowcoil> yes john lennon was an absolutely shitty person and it's so dumb how he's idolized
<gq> and that phrase (coffee like music) is from a short story from Peter Beagle
<gq> glowcoil: it's his assassin's fault
<glowcoil> yeah really
<gq> glowcoil: if you ever get a chance to see sondheim's Assassins live
<ELLIOTTCABLE> UGH MY MUSIC IS CONSTANTLY SKIPPING
<gq> glowcoil: then do it, or just listen to the album
<ELLIOTTCABLE> IT SOUNDS HORRIBLE
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: spotify?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> YES
<ELLIOTTCABLE> WHAT THE FUUUCK
<ELLIOTTCABLE> been doing it all evening on every service
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: i TOLD YOU I TOLD YOU AND TOLD YOU SPOTIFY IS CRPA THEY ARE CRAP THEY ARE CRAP
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I have blazing-fast internet nowadays
<gq> oh
<glowcoil> ELLIOTTCABLE: my copy of purity ring skips, and depending on the client it goes silent or skips a part or goes to the next song
<gq> sounds like an internet problem
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I live in a goddamn BIG CITY
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and have LOTS OF MONEY
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I should NOT HAVE SKIPPY MUSIC
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: call your provider and scream at them
<glowcoil> ELLIOTTCABLE: and i replaced it with my roommate's copy of it and it still does it
<gq> lol 1stworldprollums.jpg
<purr> lol
<glowcoil> well, much less
* vigs waves
<ELLIOTTCABLE> shut up vigs
<glowcoil> i feel like it just didn't thoroughly replace it
<glowcoil> haha
* gq glomps vigs
<glowcoil> hi vigs
<vigs> hi, all
<gq> WAIT
<gq> vigs not vil
<gq> DAMMIT
<ELLIOTTCABLE> /kick vigs shut up vigs
<vigs> oui
<ELLIOTTCABLE> /kick vigs shut up vigs
<vigs> :(
<glowcoil> spotifier is shite
<ELLIOTTCABLE> #elliottcable: You're not a channel operator
<gq> i revoe my creepily enthusiastic hugs
<ELLIOTTCABLE> dumb
<ELLIOTTCABLE> spotify is my favourite thing
<gq> sorry vigs didn't mean to pounce you
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: your face is my favorite thing
<vigs> gq: I don't mind
<gq> OH
<gq> BURN
<vigs> it happens
<glowcoil> i've been steadily what.cd-ing my way away from spotify
<vigs> too drunk tocare
<gq> I IMPLIED YOUR FACE IS LIKE SPOTIFY: SPOILED AND OVERRATED
<glowcoil> gq: sondheim's assassins
<gq> vigs: oh. in that case. helllllllo.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> glowcoil: never could get an account
<glowcoil> cool
<glowcoil> i will
<vigs> lol
<glowcoil> ELLIOTTCABLE: oh really?
<glowcoil> ELLIOTTCABLE: there's a wiki for like, all the things you need to know in the interview
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and ain't got an always-on computer to maintain stupid seeding ratios on Past Technology like torrents
<glowcoil> right yeah
<glowcoil> my friend just seedboxes it
<gq> glowcoil: the local community theatre and my old acting/singing teacher was in the cast, they went to a competition, got no. 2/50
<ELLIOTTCABLE> “the interview”
<glowcoil> and hence has a much better ratio than i do
<ELLIOTTCABLE> didn't know there was an interview.
<glowcoil> ELLIOTTCABLE: yeah, it's an irc interview
<ELLIOTTCABLE> this is the future.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> we use spotify.
<gq> what?
<gq> THIS IS THE FUTURE
<gq> WE DO NOT USE SPOTIFY
<ELLIOTTCABLE> market forces will fix all the problems with it.
<gq> WE DO NOT SPEAK OF SPOTIFY
<gq> IT HAS HAD
<gq> FIVE
<gq> YEARS
<glowcoil> ELLIOTTCABLE: but i do ok with like, not a huge ratio, not huge amounts of downloading, with just my laptop
<gq> SINCE YOU RECOMMEND ED IT TO ME
<gq> AND IT
<ELLIOTTCABLE> looking forward to Apple's pitch-in, but even more to the next Rdio.
<gq> IS STILL
<gq> BUGGY
<gq> I WILL FIGHT TO THE DEATH OVER SPOTIFY
<gq> I HATE IT
<gq> IT'S FOR SNOTS
* ELLIOTTCABLE pats gq
<glowcoil> the reason spotify is gross is it's as bad as pirating for the artists but also a much worse user experience because of the ads
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I am a snot.
* gq bites ELLIOTTCABLE's hand
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -elliottcable
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: literally a fucking wizard. boo hiss
<glowcoil> also the interface is SHIT
<ELLIOTTCABLE> … clearly a gq quote
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: when are you coming to get me? you owe me a roadtrip
<ELLIOTTCABLE> relevant
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -factoid elliottcable
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: Popularity: 28, last changed by: ELLIOTTCABLE, 107ſ 425mſ ago
<gq> HA
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: i am invading your mind. soon i will live there permanently even after i am dead likely by suicide
<glowcoil> the fucking, artist pages are a different world than the playlist pages, ctrl f works in like 2 places only, everything loads in layout-rearranging slow ways
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: YOU CANNOT EVICT ME I LIVE HERE
* gq smug
<gq> what glowcoil said
<ELLIOTTCABLE> “worse user experience”
* ELLIOTTCABLE pats glowcoil
* gq hits ELLIOTTCABLE with a stick
<gq> LISTEN
<gq> TO
<gq> MICAH
<gq> O RI WILL BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH SCIENCE
<ELLIOTTCABLE> micah is wrong.
<gq> MICAH IS ALWAYS RIGHT
<glowcoil> ELLIOTTCABLE: ok, better user experience for trust fund babbys ;)
<gq> YOU ARE WRONG
<gq> YOU ORLD?
<gq> or are old
<gq> you.are.old.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> speaking of: glowcoil, are you aware of anything in Paws-land, recently?
<gq> you are old and boring and a fuckinG EAGLE SCOUT
<glowcoil> but i mean, you should spend the same amount of money, on purchasing music
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: talk to cheery
<glowcoil> :p
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: talk to cheery
<glowcoil> gq: i'm an eagle scout as wwell :(
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: TALK TO CHEERY. he is what you need he is absuar;ieyr;aoiydsf;oiaysd;fioyas;ofiyd
<gq> fuck the boy scouts
<ELLIOTTCABLE> gq: I can't understand Cheery. I basically gave up trying.
<glowcoil> ELLIOTTCABLE: not aware, fill me in :o
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: that's because he's NICE
<ELLIOTTCABLE> have some news to share with devyn, by the way, when he wakes up.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> relevant.
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: and you don't understand nice
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: listen to him for god's sake
<gq> FOR THE SAKE OF THE GOD YOU DO NOT BELIEVE IN PLEASE LISTEN TO CHEERY O_____O
<gq> i am yelling
<gq> hwy yelling
<gq> -gq
<purr> gq: genderqueer
<gq> yus
<gq> -gqbrielle
<purr> gq: she is not devyn (I think.)
<gq> o good
<ELLIOTTCABLE> gq: what are you talking about?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> but, glowcoil:
<ELLIOTTCABLE> familiar with Tires?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> especially the Paws-Tires hybrid devyn and I have been idly constructing?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> it's basically fulfilling some of what you wanted four years ago.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> well, not really.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> but based on what you were talking about years ago, this would definitely interest old-programming-language-designer-micah.
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: i don't know i need to take my stupid pills for the vening
<gq> *evening
<gq> i'm having a mixed episode n.n
<ELLIOTTCABLE> stupid pills for the venting
<ELLIOTTCABLE> they are pills
<ELLIOTTCABLE> that make you venting
<gq> i don't even remember my suicide attempt ELLIOTTCABLE
<gq> no
<ELLIOTTCABLE> all vening
<vigs> .me yawns
<gq> *the EVENING
<gq> youf cuking jerk
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I know :P
<gq> xD
<gq> :P
<gq> i've only attmepted twice
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -learn ELLIOTTCABLE=literally a cuking jerk. boo hiss
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: Learned `ELLIOTTCABLE`.
<gq> first itme i was blackout drunk
<gq> this time i was diassociated
<gq> remembering how it felt...being...being [redacted for the younger members of the chan]
* gq sad
<glowcoil> ELLIOTTCABLE: i have seen a bit of tires discussions and i feel like devyn is retreading some unfruitful ground he, tim & i tried to tread yeeeaars ago, about denoting arbitrary graphs without names for non-tree-things
<ELLIOTTCABLE> tim?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and, nah, don't want to cover arbitrary things
<ELLIOTTCABLE> that's the beauty of it, if there's any at all: it's clearly not a system for encoding arbitrary graphs in easy-to-write text (that's just painful); but I think it's a really good hybrid for the types of mostly-tree-ish graphs that are likely to be common Tires programs
<ELLIOTTCABLE> but, that said … yeah. I'm interested in what it will become, but I've become convinced it's not the best choice for Paws.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> not 'cuz it's not interesting, or even because it's somehow not helpful/applicable … but because I just don't see how it abstracts.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Paws' original innovation was the synchronous abstraction, and this throws the entire point of that away: trying to be as approachable to synchronous-imperative programmers, as possible.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> gq: wat doin
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Yosemite wants me to correct that to doen
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I'm vaguely hyper. That's bad, I really need to be asleep. /=
<glowcoil> latest version of the song
<glowcoil> ELLIOTTCABLE: ok i'm interested in shorthands for common graph shapes
<glowcoil> ELLIOTTCABLE: just not in universal
* ELLIOTTCABLE nods
<glowcoil> "shape oriented"
<ELLIOTTCABLE> well, latest thought was to have it be universal
<ELLIOTTCABLE> but *optimize* for common shapes
<glowcoil> that way lies madness imo
<glowcoil> embrace naming
<ELLIOTTCABLE> no exactly, use naming for universiality
<glowcoil> ok
<ELLIOTTCABLE> express subgraphs that are exclusively one-to-one or one-to-many in a special syntax,
<glowcoil> anyway that url doesn't have the music note in it but i want you guys to know
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and then naming as a cop-out for many-to-one.
<glowcoil> the folder is named ♫
* ELLIOTTCABLE laughs
<ELLIOTTCABLE> @jdhartley's wifi is named
<ELLIOTTCABLE> if you ever visit, the password is pineapple.
<glowcoil> haha nice
<ELLIOTTCABLE> time for a coffeenap, methinks
<glowcoil> ELLIOTTCABLE: cofefeefeefeeeeeeee
<glowcoil> what is coffeenap
<glowcoil> supernatural <=> analruptures
<ELLIOTTCABLE> coffeenap
<ELLIOTTCABLE> espresso shot, then take a non-REM nap
<ELLIOTTCABLE> sleep clears out the adenosine receptors. makes the caffeine more effective when it kicks in, half an hour later.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> so, spend that half an hour sleeping. boom, supercharged caffeine.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I WANT TO KILL MY MUSIC UGH
<ELLIOTTCABLE> WHAT FUCK WRONG HER
<glowcoil> right i just read that article the other day haha
<ELLIOTTCABLE> yah that
<ELLIOTTCABLE> anal ruptures
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ugh
* vigs heads to bed
<vigs> night all
<glowcoil> night vigs
<ELLIOTTCABLE> vigs: no
<gq> glowcoil: when i make video games i'll pay you to make the soundtrack
<glowcoil> gq: :')
<glowcoil> ELLIOTTCABLE: my friends have decided that this emoji is me
<ELLIOTTCABLE> that looks about right
<ELLIOTTCABLE> you're making approximately that face in all two photos of you I've seen
<gq> glowcoil: i can't see that emoji
<gq> DAMMIT i thought i had the universal text thinger on
* gq fucking swears at current client & digs thru settings
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ‮this emoji is me:
<glowcoil> gq: it is the wide eyed raised eyebrows emoji
<ELLIOTTCABLE> man I'm so pissed at myself for revealing my secret to melissa
<glowcoil> there are so many cute eomji
<glowcoil> ELLIOTTCABLE: hahaha
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I'm genuinely convinced that I was the first, and only, to think of / use that.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> *every single other usage* I've been able to come across post-dates my exposure to Melissa.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> afwaioegsruig
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and now it doesn't work for me
<ELLIOTTCABLE> people must've found other vectors, because I still see it around, a lot; but mine doesn't work, and I can't be arsed to fix it.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh well.
<gq> glowcoil: lol okay
<purr> lol
<ELLIOTTCABLE> gq: lol ok
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: lol
<gq> lololololol
<gq> TOP KEK
<gq> etc
<glowcoil> ELLIOTTCABLE: what if it doesn't work for you because enough other people do it that it always cancels out and makes it forward again
<ELLIOTTCABLE> LOL
<purr> LOL
<ELLIOTTCABLE> i go
<gq> i see
<Cheery> ELLIOTTCABLE: check that out. :P
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<glowcoil> i am watching the master and wow this is resonating with me about mormonism
<glowcoil> Cheery: logo should be something like:
<glowcoil> O
<glowcoil> (
<glowcoil> (
<glowcoil> )
<glowcoil> because, snakes + parentheses
<glowcoil> oh but that logo is ascii and snakelisp is about non-ascii
<glowcoil> hmmm :P
<gq> glowcoil: i finally found my chinese zodiac
<gq> glowcoil: i'm a pisces snake, a water snake, and D is a cancer dragon
<gq> it's bloody perfect
<gq> no wonder i was in love with cobras as a child
<gq> glowcoil: anyway if you're areligious like i was at your age ignore me
<gq> i've aged into something creepy in terms of religion.
<glowcoil> boy i was seeing was way into astrology
<glowcoil> but yeah i'm pretty rationalist :p
<gq> glowcoil: that's fine, i married an atheist
<glowcoil> not like raitonlist blogger rationalist though *gags*
<gq> glowcoil: the poltergeist in the house is afraid of him
<gq> glowcoil: i understand. no, i married a rational atheist who wore a fedora on our 3rd date ;) but he grew out of it.
<glowcoil> haha
<gq> he has an old ummm whatsit
<gq> the kind of watch that you can open?
<gq> looks like a compass, attaches to your pants with a chain?
<gq> it was a gift and he rocks it.
<gq> he'd be a great Time Lord
<glowcoil> pocketwatch?
<gq> drop him in 16th century germany and put him in constume and he'd have a date and a dinner provided by some enterpreising gentleman in under 3 hours
<gq> yes, glowcoil.
<gq> what are words.jpg
* gq whispers secrets to glowcoil in Welsh
<glowcoil> oh god all my muscles have atrophied away
<gq> hahahaha
<gq> that tends to happen in college
<gq> glowcoil: try to sign up for a swimming course
<gq> glowcoil: it's fun and doesn't /feel/ like exercise :>
<glowcoil> i tend to like running a lot better than swimming
<glowcoil> i tried cross country and swim in high school
<glowcoil> and i did well in xc but swim was borderline traumatic haha
<glowcoil> but if i just went swimming without the pressure of being on a team i think iw ould really really enjoy it
<gq> ah
<gq> yes glowcoil just....get a good coach if you can
<gq> or a lot of places have like a free swim hour
<gq> and if you're a matriculated student it's free
<gq> as long as you don't bother anyone
<glowcoil> living on campus i'm sure there is a pool very near where i sleep
<gq> i'm sure.
<gq> follow the chrloine scent and the cute girls with bleached green hair :P
<gq> or cute boys.
<gq> or whatever.
<gq> lots of genderescent people coming out in university
<gq> i can't hardly go near the student bars these days
<gq> it's like crack.
<gq> so many fresh minted lesbians o.o
<gq> but they're all looking for girlfriends
<gq> i just want a best friend to make out with sometimes.
<gq> i have a semidate with a girl thru okcupid
<gq> i mean it's nto a date it's not romantic
<gq> but i mean she'd be the sort of friend who would probably let me sleep in her bed because i knwo fucking /boundaries/
<gq> so many gay people are....are creepy
<glowcoil> oh god it's true
<gq> glowcoil: you'll have it worse becuase you're like me
<gq> glowcoil: you're neither fish nor fowl
<glowcoil> there's straightwhiteboystexting.tumblr.com but i feel like a gaywhiteboystexting.tumblr.com
<gq> glowcoil: predatory people will scent that and go for it
<gq> glowcoil: one of my best friends is still in the closet and he's like 29
<gq> glowcoil: because of CREEPERS
<gq> glowcoil: he got raped by a gay man at our university but there was no help for it beause homophobic christians
* gq faugh
<gq> the thought makes me gag
<gq> the guy still live sin my city, the rapist
<gq> he came into my subway i was working at once
<gq> he startled me and we were busy
<gq> lucky for him
<gq> i would have thrown him out of the store if i'd recognized him sooner.
* gq hisses
<glowcoil> gq: :(
<gq> glowcoil: :(
<gq> glowcoil: i...i wish i didn't have to tell you this but you're younger and i feel responsibile
<gq> glowcoil: like...so may GLBTS will make it seem like being one of those is the emerald city
<gq> but its' more llike being the witch of the west
<gq> so so so so so misunderstood
<gq> poor Elphaba.
<gq> i went by that name online for YEARS
<glowcoil> no it's good to know, i feel like the newly found sense of lgbt community can be dangerous
<gq> before the musical got made
<gq> it's very dangerous glowcoil it's like a drug more potent than any
<gq> and people WILL try to drug you
<gq> some of them are parties or poz bugchasers
<glowcoil> yeah one interesting thing is that
<gq> who think all most gay men REALLY need is a HIV positive cock up the arse and a kiss
<gq> and that
<gq> is
<gq> HORRIFYING.
<gq> there are lesbians with similar attitude.
<gq> *attitides
<glowcoil> i finally GET like the way girls are scared of guys, walking home and shit
<gq> "consent? are you a FEMINIST?"
<glowcoil> like, not in the systematic way
<gq> glowcoil: i know what you mean hon it's fine
<gq> glowcoil: some of my best friends are bisexuals because we get SHIT on
<gq> like, literally shit thrown at PRIDE parades
<glowcoil> what the fuck
<gq> i know a bisexual girl who's gotten slapped just for wearing bisexual pride flag colors
<glowcoil> lg_t
<gq> it's worse if you're trans.
<glowcoil> oh i bet
<glowcoil> :(
<gq> more like GAYLESbian(bisexual)................................................trans
<glowcoil> yeah
<gq> glowcoil: GLAAD helps with that
<gq> the politicisation of our cause has helped
<glowcoil> fuck gay and lesbian people who are all about gay marriage and that's where they stop
<gq> but it's also whitened it
<gq> Sylvia Riviera wouldn't be allowed intoday's movement
<gq> she'd be bounced at the bar it would be held at.
<gq> i say she but she was more a drag queen than anything else. she defied boundaries, binaries, rules, expectations
<glowcoil> equality for...white attractive unisexual gay men
<gq> Sylvia was Sylvia.
<gq> if i have a daughter i'd name her Sylvia.
<glowcoil> i need to know more history of these things
<gq> and Tristian for a boy.
<glowcoil> i went to pride in the summer for the first time
<glowcoil> and it was kind of dumb
<gq> glowcoil: try. it will make you cry but it will give you a sense of place in history
<gq> glowcoil: isn't it? like....sometimes it feels that way
<glowcoil> i mean first of all the boy i was going to meet there didn't text me back and stood me up, haha
<gq> like...a 26 year old trans woman in edinburgh just killed herself last week
<glowcoil> but also it's 90% straight people, and very very corporatized
<gq> she was recovering from an assault
<gq> in her familiy's home
<glowcoil>
<gq> somebody literally beat her bloody
<gq> and her family won't let them call her Her in the papers.
<gq> they're tryiing to bury her under her dead name.
<glowcoil> what the FUCK
<gq> Ireland is a hellhole
<gq> abortion is still illegal there glowcoil
<gq> did you know that?
<gq> not everyone does.
<glowcoil> what
<gq> yep
<gq> prolifers talk a lot of shit
<glowcoil> ok never going to ireland...
<gq> you can go
<gq> it's a lovely land
<gq> but...be aware
<gq> it's been very Catholicized
<gq> blame the Church
<gq> blame the Troubles
<gq> and mostly blame Britain, the shame & the sorrow of it.
<gq> and FOR GOD'S SAKE TAKE A BIG GUY WITH YOU O_O
<gq> or just a bat.
<gq> they'r homophobic like you would not BELIEVE.
<gq> you know matthew shephard, glowcoil?
<gq> did you know he was raped in Europe? gangraped?
<gq> he died HIV positive.
<gq> glowcoil: you should read his mother's memoir. it will open your eyes to the circus modern gay rights has become.
<glowcoil> i will do that, what's it called?
<gq> glowcoil: it will horrify you, make you feel sick and dirty all over, so read it somewhere where you have a strong support network
<gq> let me look it up
<gq> glowcoil: "The Meaning of Matthew: My Son's Murder in Laramie, and a World Transformed"
<gq> glowcoil: it was published in 2009.
<gq> and look how far we haven't come.
<gq> :(
<gq> glowcoil: also let me recommend a tumblr, i'll pm it
<gq> goodnight glowcoil goodnight ec goodnight the cow that jumped over the moon
<gq> goodnight otters goodnine june goodnight the rabbits asleep under lune
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<vigs> mornin
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