ELLIOTTCABLE changed the topic of #elliottcable to: a _better_ cult ˙ ͜ʟ˙ embrace, extend, extinguish.
<joelteon> ok so it seems that unit tests are needed for every module regardless of coverage
<joelteon> i guess that makes sense
<joelteon> man this keyboard is really getting on my nuts
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<incomprehensibly> alexgordon: a really good sandwich?
<alexgordon> incomprehensibly: lots of butter
<alexgordon> oh americans don't have butter in their sandwiches do they?
<gq> i used to make butter & pb sammiches alexgordon
<alexgordon> gq: channeling wales
<gq> er
<gq> is that a thing there?
<alexgordon> it's a thing all around britain
<gq> oh
<gq> also butter and cinnamon toast
<joelteon> butter and cinnamon toast is amazing
<gq> yas
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> hello all.
<vigs> hi
<purr> vigs: hi!
<vigs> purr: hi
<vigs> purr: hi
<purr> vigs: hi!
<purr> vigs: hi!
<ELLIOTTCABLE> hi purr
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: hi!
<ELLIOTTCABLE> hi vigs
<vigs> hi ELLIOTTCABLE!
<vigs> how's it going?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> good. very good.
<vigs> nice
<ELLIOTTCABLE> had a *huge* fucking mess. a terrifying one. when updating my iPhone 5s to iOS 8.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> but, recovered / fixed the two really, really bad things.
<vigs> what were they?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> so now, been buckets of relieved for the last few hours. Finally played some *real* Destiny (i.e. with friends, not alone and bored and terrible.) with @jdhartley etc.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> currently just excited for the 6+ tomorrow(?ish)
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ugh too long of a story to explain
<ELLIOTTCABLE> just a comedy of computer horrors.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> - upgrade phone, phone bricks
<ELLIOTTCABLE> - can't reboot phone, blue screen, finally have to DFU restore
<ELLIOTTCABLE> - had a backup, but iTunes restoring from backups is a *********clus*******ter*****Fucuaekjtsgsribuytaiuerfkw
<ELLIOTTCABLE> .__ __ _____ __
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> \___ >____/____//____ > |__| \___ >__| |__| |____/ \___ >__|_ \
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ____ | | __ __ _______/ |_ ____________/ ____\_ __ ____ | | __
<ELLIOTTCABLE> \/ \/ \/ \/ \/
<ELLIOTTCABLE> _/ ___\| | | | \/ ___/\ __\/ __ \_ __ \ __\ | \_/ ___\| |/ /
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ugh irc
<katlogic> game tabloids bitched about destiny pretty hard; is it really that good?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> katlogic: it's terrible.
<vigs> wut
<ELLIOTTCABLE> katlogic: it was only *vaguely* stand-able when I finally had some friends to play with
<katlogic> guess i'll wait with buying xbone till after xmas sale then
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and then it wasn't fun 'cuz the game was good; it was just fun because collaborating on a very hard fight with friends.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> anyway. can talk about Destiny later.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> anyway.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> so, restore took *hours* of force-quitting and re-trying.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and then we hit the really bad parts.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> - iTunes restore didn't transfer *app data*, for some apps. for no apparent reason.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> - Authy, lost. all my 2FA credentials. that means losing access to my Facebook, Twitter, iCloud, Dropbox, bank, bitcoins, and several games
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and most importantly,
<ELLIOTTCABLE> - Things.app, lost.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> which was its own clusterfuck, because the sync system had corrupted the databases on my other devices, so my iPhone was my last device with an intact copy of my *years*-old Things database.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> i cannot even express how important Things.app is to my life.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I know some of you in here know, but I have a *really* bad memory.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Most of you *don't* know. I've never met anyone else in the entire world who was as incapable of daily life as I am, entirely due to memory issues.
<katlogic> should've stuck with rsync
<ELLIOTTCABLE> katlogic: how, exactly, would rsync help me? o_O
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I often can't remember what I did *yesterday* without external aids. /=
<ELLIOTTCABLE> most of my life is managed moment-to-moment by constant and religious tracking of *everything* on my mind or in my immediate future, using Things.app
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I have something in the order of tens-of-thousands of tasks, at this point;
<katlogic> yeah; i use browser history and google personalized search for that
<katlogic> i fear the day google will start charging for that one
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and if I lost all of them, it'd *destroy* my life-productivity for months. Important money-, life-, or health-related things would get completely forgotten until they came back to bite me in the ass. It'd be terrible.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> So my last 24 hours have been horrifically depressed over the loss of my iPhone's data.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> anyway. all is well now.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> vigs: since you ask :P
<katlogic> awww, no apple class lolsuit?
<purr> lolsuit
* ELLIOTTCABLE pats katlogic
<vigs> that's gppd
<gq> -what
<purr> <Nuck> I'm gonna go write a state machine, because it makes more sense than Elliott does.
<gq> -what
<purr> <Nuck> I think there's actually a wat about my mangina. >_>
<gq> -what
<purr> <Nuck> I knew you looked famished for dick.
* gq pets ELLIOTTCABLE
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<devyn> ooh ascii art :D
<devyn> <3
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> I might just be weird.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> http://d.pr/i/rQzz
<ELLIOTTCABLE> because that's a real thing I'm spending real time doing.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> haven't even *swiped to unlock* my new phone, and it's been sitting in front of me on this desk for hours.
<gq> i can say without clicking it is weird
<gq> but it's loading
<gq> hold on a tic
<gq> oh
<gq> no ELLIOTTCABLE that's normal
<gq> or at least smart
<gq> heh
<ELLIOTTCABLE> lol gq thank you
<purr> lol
<ELLIOTTCABLE> jacqueline had the opposite to say.
<gq> you're welcome :P
<ELLIOTTCABLE> got a lot of “You're real weird, you know that, right?”
<gq> you're like yes, bitch
<ELLIOTTCABLE> but no appreciation of the hours of effort this idiotic OCD shit has cost me so far >,<
<gq> build a bridge & get over it
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ‘build a bridge’
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down ELLIOTTCABLE bridge i s falling down
<ELLIOTTCABLE> now telling any person who insults me to engage in civil engineering
<gq> ashes, ashes
<gq> all fall down
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: do it, my dad's an engineer, so is my now-graduated brother S
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ELLIOTTCABLE: wat.
<purr> beep.
<gq> that shit is awesome
<incomprehensibly> hi ELLIOTTCABLE
<incomprehensibly> try "myrkur" black metal
<incomprehensibly> it's very good
<ELLIOTTCABLE> spotify it to me.
<incomprehensibly> sent
<ELLIOTTCABLE> so, taking votes on gold-plated iPhone 6 Plus.
<incomprehensibly> :3
<ELLIOTTCABLE> http://d.pr/i/z8gE
<ELLIOTTCABLE> it's surprisingly cheap
<ELLIOTTCABLE> although still breathtakingly expensive.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> but dat rose gold.
<gq> gold-plated
<gq> jesus
* gq beats ELLIOTTCABLE to death with a starving child
<gq> you
<gq> are
<gq> such
<gq> a republican
<gq> sometimes
* gq facepalms
<ELLIOTTCABLE> …
<gq> i'm kidding
<gq> i dn't care
<ELLIOTTCABLE> the scary part is that you are taking it seriously
<gq> do what you want of course
<ELLIOTTCABLE> :P
* gq pets ELLIOTTCABLE
<gq> you have starving child in your hair
<gq> u should take a shower
<gq> lol
<purr> lol
<ELLIOTTCABLE> god, so lustful over that
<ELLIOTTCABLE> it's just so *slick* looking in rose gold
<ELLIOTTCABLE> idk scratches would be the death of me
<incomprehensibly> ELLIOTTCABLE: not very good looking color imo
<gq> incomprehensibly: yeah i prefer white gold
<gq> like my now-stolen wedding ring
<incomprehensibly> yeah i know it's *gold* lol i still think the standard colors look better
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I've seen quite a few rose-gold objects irl, and they're universally *beautiful*.
<gq> okay dumbest thing ot have ever happened to me
<gq> FUCKING NURSE IN THE FUCKING REHAB FACILITY
<ELLIOTTCABLE> incomprehensibly: really?
<gq> LITERALLY STOLE MY WEDDING RING
<gq> THAT SHIT WAS $75 RETAIL
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I love the rose-champagne colour
<incomprehensibly> gq: wait what
<ELLIOTTCABLE> regret getting silver this time
<gq> I HOPE HE CHOKES ON THE $5 HE GOT FOR IT AT THE PAWN SHOP
* gq rage
<gq> incomprehensibly: this happened last year
<ELLIOTTCABLE> 4:52 PM <gq> LITERALLY STOLE MY WEDDING RING
<ELLIOTTCABLE> 4:52 PM <gq> THAT SHIT WAS $75 RETAIL
<gq> i'm still angry over it
<gq> fucking thieves
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: we had no money
<gq> it might have been $100
<gq> i forget
<ELLIOTTCABLE> dude
<gq> just plain white gold wedding band
<gq> but it was MINE
<gq> DON'T FUCKING STEAL FROM CRAZY PEOPLE
<ELLIOTTCABLE> the most romantic thing ever was that dude who proposed with a plastic ring out of a vending machine
* gq gets a bit sniffy
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: d cried when he proposed
<ELLIOTTCABLE> subtext: ‘steal from neurotypical people’
<gq> he was so sad he had no ring to give me
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: neuroatypical*
<incomprehensibly> bands are the best kind of wedding ring
* ELLIOTTCABLE imagines incomprehensibly with banks wrapped around his finger
<incomprehensibly> whe
<ELLIOTTCABLE> incomprehensibly: will you marry me? here, I got you the cylindrical xx
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I'm holding http://will.you.marry.ec/ in hopes
<incomprehensibly> hahahah awwwww
<ELLIOTTCABLE> got a half-dozen other .ec's I have no idea what to do with
<ELLIOTTCABLE> lliottable.ec
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ttoill.ec/able
<ELLIOTTCABLE> idkeven
* ELLIOTTCABLE shuts up and walks off
* gq flings rocks after ELLIOTTCABLE
<gq> COME BACK JERK
<ELLIOTTCABLE> wat
<gq> wat
<gq> -what
<purr> <prophile> I think alexgordon wants to harvest your organs
<gq> -what
<purr> <alexgordon> (that was an enema joke, my first ever)
<gq> -what
<purr> <ec> and I was like … so you're going to build a non-Paws language, on top of non-Paws bits of a Paws?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ugh
<ELLIOTTCABLE> so I have a fuckton of a Bitcoin mining investment,
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and it's all stuck in some FedEx warehouse for the duration.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> because apparently it was shipped to Wilmington. where I don't live anymore.
<alexgordon> ELLIOTTCABLE: a bitcoin mining investment?
* alexgordon doesn't like wedding rings
<gq> alexgordon: i didn't like wearing it but it meant a lot to my husband :(
<gq> alexgordon: also that time i was sent to the hospital agianst my will
<gq> alexgordon: so i took it off out of irrational rage at my husband
<gq> and then it was stolen
<gq> v.v
<alexgordon> -_-
<gq> i don't like being crazy...
* gq sniffles
* gq gets over it
<gq> :(
<alexgordon> gq: on the bright side, at least you're not the craziest person in this channel ;)
<gq> alexgordon: ;)
<alexgordon> there's this guy who's so crazy he grilled his hand
<gq> alexgordon: i heard about that once
<alexgordon> or five times :P
<ELLIOTTCABLE> alexgordon: four Butterfly labs miners.
<alexgordon> ELLIOTTCABLE: jesus man
<ELLIOTTCABLE> which was originally one, and seems to have bred by fission in between my order, and being shipped.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> it's a ridiculous story. they keep trying to throw more hardware at me to apologize for being late. o_O
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: don't let them
<gq> stupid idiots.
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: i have like one btc
<gq> it's inaccessible to me or i'd try to tell it off
<gq> *sell it off
<ELLIOTTCABLE> total, I think I'm up to … ~3 terahash a second?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> you have a whole BTC, and you haven't sold it? o_O
<alexgordon> ELLIOTTCABLE is so rich he has this in his bathroom http://i.imgur.com/lvu9TbG.jpg
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and how's it inaccessible to you?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> alexgordon: not really. when I submitted my order, the shit was cheap.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> like I said, it just keeps multiplying.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> at this rate, they're gonna give me another terahash *just because they shipped it to the wrong address*.
<alexgordon> once you get two they breed like rabbits
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fucking bitcoin miners, they're unsatisfiable in bed.
<alexgordon> ELLIOTTCABLE: I just want to buy a ton of FPGAs and build an artificial brain :P
<alexgordon> FPGAs are much better in bed, or so I hear
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: someone else gave it to me
<gq> it's still mine to possess but
<gq> idk
<gq> it's complicated.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> gq: wateven.
<gq> :P
<alexgordon> fuuuuck
<alexgordon> why does apple keep breaking stuff
<alexgordon> yosemite is so fucking unstable
<gq> alexgordon: because they're apple
<gq> iFucked
<incomprehensibly> ELLIOTTCABLE: what is dollar value of terahash
<incomprehensibly> expected
<alexgordon> incomprehensibly: so I've been checking out standard ML
<alexgordon> it's actually quite good
<alexgordon> I almost prefer it to ocaml
<alexgordon> which is weird and smells of cheese
<ELLIOTTCABLE> incomprehensibly: https://alloscomp.com/bitcoin/calculator
<joelteon> OcaML
<ELLIOTTCABLE> approximately $500/mo, apparently. *shrugs*
<purr> ¯\(º_o)/¯
<alexgordon> ELLIOTTCABLE: how much do you pay for electricity
<joelteon> my cow orker likes to use the class keyword in coffeescrpt
<joelteon> coffeescrpt
<joelteon> coffeescript
<joelteon> he wants to use it even though we're not using any instance methods on this class so it could just be an object
<joelteon> since coffeescript generates a constructor function the module isn't at 100% coverage
<joelteon> so he creates a new object at the top of the test module
<ELLIOTTCABLE> bahhah
<ELLIOTTCABLE> alexgordon: yeah, with electricity costs, that's halved.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> which is actually more profitable than I'd expected.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> 'parently, 0.0284BTC/day averaged out
<ELLIOTTCABLE> we'll see how that works out.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> just sounds like it'll be fun to set up.
<alexgordon> ELLIOTTCABLE: well it's a sunk cost now so in a way it's irrelevant how much it makes, as long as it makes more than it costs to run
<ELLIOTTCABLE> LOL
<purr> LOL
<ELLIOTTCABLE> valid.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> especially because the money I invested into it, in reality, was like …
<ELLIOTTCABLE> a tiny fraction of the seventy-ish bucks I originally spent on bitcoin in the first place?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> lolbitcoin.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> technically I suppose it'll pay for itself in the first day, then.
<alexgordon> haha whatever makes you sleep well :P
<alexgordon> lol chrome doesn't let me access BFL's site, because cloudflare
<ELLIOTTCABLE> lol'd
<ELLIOTTCABLE> 700 GH/s @ 490W
<ELLIOTTCABLE> probably all you need to know
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh, and if I'd paid for them individually, it'd have been $1,379 apiece.
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> not sure how I'm going to set them up.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> probably ebay a shitty Android tablet and use that slick dashboard manager app.
<alexgordon> jesus gangbanging christ
<ELLIOTTCABLE> “Institutional Pricing: If you would like to purchase $150,000 or more in hardware, please contact Dave McClain for institutional pricing: 913-710-4865”
<ELLIOTTCABLE> hey, #ELLIOTTCABLE should be an Institution
<ELLIOTTCABLE> let's buy a million dollars of bitcoin mining hardware and fork the blockchain.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> didn't somebody once calculate that it would only take, like, a five million dollar investment to *destroy* bitcoin?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I remember an article about this.
<alexgordon> when was that lol
<purr> lol
<ELLIOTTCABLE> FUCK this is so slow
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> alexgordon: no idea.
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<devyn> ELLIOTTCABLE: jeez, 1 TH/s is only $500/mo. now? o.o