<purr\Paws>
Paws.js/hello-travis 57e7656 elliottcable: + well lets make it a postinstall duh
<alexgordon>
lolol
<purr>
lolol
<ec>
alexgordon: lol right
<purr>
lol
<ec>
I hate software development
<ec>
I sit down for two minutes to try it again after half a year away.
<ec>
Find out: it's still goddamn dumb.
<ec>
oh well.
<ec>
will voluntarily bang my head against this for *absolutely* no reason for a few hours.
* ec
wanders off to ‘create software’
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<joelteon>
haha ec
<joelteon>
idiot
<ec>
joelteon: ಠ_ಠ
<joelteon>
ec: I'm not doing software dev anymore either
<joelteon>
I'm writing node.js in IntelliJ
* ec
high-fives joelteon
<ec>
wait wat
<ec>
A) why and B) why and C) what
<joelteon>
a) work and b) it has a debugger and c) :(
<joelteon>
node.js is the ABSOLUTE BEST SOLUTION to _____________
<joelteon>
said nobody ever about any problem
<joelteon>
today and yesterday i've been trying to work around the fact that if you incorrectly stub an object member in a test, it breaks *every single test after it too*
<joelteon>
and tests don't just fail; they time out
<joelteon>
but...............
<joelteon>
you can't set your timeout too low because the tests take at least 3000 ms
<joelteon>
ec: please help me
<joelteon>
send money
<joelteon>
oh BTW i'm homeless now
<joelteon>
so send money
<ec>
wat
<ec>
what testing framework? o_O
<ec>
and homeless wat
<ec>
and shush I like Node.
<joelteon>
framework is sinon
<joelteon>
i'm homeless................it's a long story
<joelteon>
basically my girlfriend let her mentally ill friend from arkansas stay with her for a month
<joelteon>
my girlfriend is, medically speaking, not very good in general
<joelteon>
and the stress from housing a girl with abandonment and BPD was basically killing her
<joelteon>
so i moved the friend and myself into an apartment
<joelteon>
and was going to pay rent until friend got a job
<joelteon>
friend instead ended up in the psychiatric ward, then flew back home, leaving me on a 9 month lease with ~$2550/mo rent (not including utilities)
<joelteon>
that + furnishing left me broke
<joelteon>
i moved into *another* place once she was gone, but it's 35 min from work and in a bad neighborhood
<joelteon>
the guy that leased me that place suddenly had to terminate the lease because he had to move back into the room
<joelteon>
(he was planning on staying in asia for a few months)
<joelteon>
so i had to evac by jan 20
<joelteon>
so now all my worldly possessions are in a uhaul van parked on the side of the street next to girlfriend's house
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<ec>
are you staying with her, then?
<joelteon>
yeah
<joelteon>
i'm craigslisting my balls off
<ec>
also dear god lol, I know the worldly-posessions-in-a-uhaul-wat-do-now feel
<purr>
lol
<joelteon>
it's her uncle's place and he doesn't really want me there, heh
<joelteon>
so i need a place stat
<joelteon>
and a cat friendly place too
<joelteon>
because somehow this fucking girl convinced me to get a cat
<ec>
wat even
<ec>
I've been on IRC for all of an hour or something
<ec>
and already drama :P
<joelteon>
no drama really
<joelteon>
not in here anyway
<joelteon>
i'm not pissed at anyone here
* ec
laughs
<ec>
not like that
<ec>
just, wow
<ec>
weird few days.
* ec
goes back to code and laughs at your peril
<joelteon>
th-thanks ec
<joelteon>
also while we were staying up last night since gf is manic and hanging out in bathroom since she was moisturizing because her skin is so terrible, she found out i have a bunch of edema in my right leg
<joelteon>
and my patella is twisted
<joelteon>
so i fucked my leg somehow
<ec>
I've gotten waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too fast-and-loose with my git commands since I got compfortable with the reflog
<joelteon>
yeah, speaking of reflogs
<ec>
My every-day git usage involves constant force-resetting and rewriting history willy-nilly
<ec>
in all sorts of convoluted ways
<ec>
it feels unhealthy
<ec>
is edema a kind of animal
<ec>
can you eat it, or cook it and then eat it, or feed it to another animal that you can then eat
<ec>
#usesforanimals
<joelteon>
edema is extra tissue and fluid that shouldn't be there
<joelteon>
it's just a little message left by your body
<joelteon>
"something fucked up here"
<ec>
‘a little message’
<joelteon>
talk to me, shinbone
<ec>
now I'm picturing flesh sticky-notes, dripping of bodily fluid, slapped up all over my house, in unexpected locations
<joelteon>
what kind of bodily fluid
<ec>
(which I suppose is *any* location, when you're talking about a sticky-note made of human flesh.)
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