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ELLIOTTCABLE: how is revenger?
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eligrey: So funny story,
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I didn't realize I'd downloaded the sample, and I missed the indicator banner
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so, due to the percentage display, I thought I was reading a short-story
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and I was increasingly puzzled by the character development and pace β¦
<eligrey>
412 pages
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
and then even more so by the "chapter 2" marker when I was 70% through the "short story" β¦
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
hahahah
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
so idk yet I'm still recovering from my expectations for the character's unexpected but tbh expected demise
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
but come on let's be honest it's Alistair I'm gonna love it
<eligrey>
what do you read on? an oasis?
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
lol gnomon ur 2 kind for this channel
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
you're like the anti-alexgordon
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
anybody want my last chicken fry
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SIKE the Internet doesn't support chicken-fry transfer
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
*eats it*
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
*drives away*
<eligrey>
ELLIOTTCABLE: do you own any big websites
<eligrey>
im working on some cdn shit that i can basically blanket guarantee everyone it will reduce your load by 30%
<eligrey>
with zero other effects proven by live measured statistics
<eligrey>
on all clients
<eligrey>
with p2p distribution with dynamic node weights with custom crypto
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<eligrey>
and a ton of other stuff to keep as fast as a legacy cdn but way cheaper
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
yes I'm aware of your p2p cdn work lol
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
nope. All I care about is plt.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
also, I hate weed. dunno how you missed that particular memo.
<eligrey>
i know
<eligrey>
now
<eligrey>
and before
<eligrey>
ELLIOTTCABLE: the protocol will probably be called meshlink
<eligrey>
and will be semi open
<eligrey>
and you can make stuff for free on my platform with the free tier that basically has a built-in adblocker
<eligrey>
and automated banning for using ads
<eligrey>
but in a secure non-abusable way
<eligrey>
ELLIOTTCABLE: there's also a dht-based p2p only mode that requires minimal seeding
<eligrey>
i thought you might want to make something with it