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<ELLIOTTCABLE> pikajude: those are all big spoons
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<nuck> ELLIOTTCABLE: Why would I want to eat your eyebals
<nuck> 07:32:41 +ELLIOTTCABLEwhat the fuck is a budgie
<nuck> 07:32:45 +ELLIOTTCABLEdidn't they make that one shooter
<nuck> crying laughing omg
<ljharb> hahahaha
<ljharb> wait when was that asked
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> i'm learning entirely too much about USB-C tbh
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Ethernet-over-USB-C?
<pikajude> Damn
<pikajude> i'm too far gone guys
<pikajude> I bought clear frames
<jfhbrook> what like glasses?
<pikajude> yes
<jfhbrook> I'm thinking about getting some warby parkers so
<jfhbrook> you're in okay company
<pikajude> i got two from warby parker
<pikajude> some round matte black ones and some clear ones
<jfhbrook> mostly considering WP because apparently there's a monopoly on glasses *and* vision insurance, same company, that WP isn't a part of
<pikajude> nice
<jfhbrook> according to an Adam Ruins Everything clip :)
<pikajude> i mean, their pricing is pretty good
<pikajude> $95 for frames and lenses
<jfhbrook> yeah, because they aren't trying to gouge their customers XD
<ELLIOTTCABLE> argh
<pikajude> ELLIOTTCABLE, want to gouge each other
<pikajude> I have a free morning
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> pikajude: what
<ELLIOTTCABLE> pikajude: write a paws.
<gq> i write 'feathers' instead.
<gq> i decline
<gnomon> 'flippers'
<gnomon> ^^ particularly well suited for writing clones of Epic Pinball
<gq> (:
<jfhbrook> it's true that birds don't have paws
<jfhbrook> it feels inappropriate to call them claws on a parrot though, I think "footsies" is best
<jfhbrook> but I also have like 30 pet names for my bird so
<gq> what kind of bird do you have?
<gq> we call them 'little birdie feets!'
<jfhbrook> oh, a budgie
<gq> nice :)
<gq> we have 3 of those.
<jfhbrook> oh boy
<jfhbrook> mine's a bit of a handful
<gq> ours are more than a bit xD
<gq> and LOUD.
<gq> haha
<jfhbrook> actually he's been pretty good lately
<gq> that's good :)
<jfhbrook> though he kept jumping on my spacebar while I was trying to watch netflix, yesterday
<ELLIOTTCABLE> why
<ELLIOTTCABLE> why would you have birds
<ELLIOTTCABLE> birds are like plants: the worstest
<ELLIOTTCABLE> humans, dogs, and giant machines to produce all the air.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> who needs an ecosystem.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I'd prefer to be a head (plus a few other hormone-producing organs) in a jar, and a single arm sticking out to pet dogs
<ELLIOTTCABLE> then machines to do all the support / nutrition
<ELLIOTTCABLE> the rest of our ecology is disgusting and terrible
<ELLIOTTCABLE> bugs? birds? plants? bah hum-notbug.
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: birds > dogs
<gq> fight me.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fucking will
<gq> lmao
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<budgie> how is this not regg'd
<budgie> freenode
<budgie> is
<budgie> the
<budgie> fucking
<budgie> worst.
<jfhbrook> ELLIOTTCABLE: my bird is cute and soft and gives me kisses
<ELLIOTTCABLE> lol because free node people have taste and don't own birds
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I kinda-sorta wanna buy a SubPac?
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> I wonder if there's somewhere I can try one out instead?
<jfhbrook> what, try a bird?
<pikajude> ELLIOTTCABLE: no
<pikajude> i'm not doing that shit
<pikajude> i value my sanity
<ELLIOTTCABLE> pikajude: but, a paws
<ELLIOTTCABLE> there are so many of them
<ELLIOTTCABLE> jfhbrook: a subpac
<ELLIOTTCABLE> a portable, tactile bass system
<gnomon> So, a personal vibrator?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> basically headphones:mids::subpac:subwoofer
<gnomon> Right.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> gnomon: yes! but worn outside your body.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ooooo that's an idea
<ELLIOTTCABLE> hm
<ELLIOTTCABLE> brb insertable subwoofer
* gnomon facepalms
<gnomon> I am facepalming because I am _positive_ such a thing already exists someplace on Kickstarter or Indiegogo.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> what!
<ELLIOTTCABLE> it was your idea
<gnomon> Because: rule 34.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oops
<gnomon> INDEED, SIR. OOPS INDEED>
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh my god this webpage
<jfhbrook> what, a buttwoofer?
<jfhbrook> gross
<ELLIOTTCABLE> wow that's a lot of wires wtf
<pikajude> You're a wire
<gnomon> your face is a wire
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> argggh
<ELLIOTTCABLE> this goddamn barrel just REFUSES to take solder
<gnomon> Lead-free?
<incomprehensibly> 9:18:42 AM <+ELLIOTTCABLE> i'm probably the only person who misses resource forks
<ELLIOTTCABLE> gnomon: nope, 60/40
<incomprehensibly> ELLIOTTCABLE: @heatdeath (rory) was doing a bunch of stuff with emulating vintage mac stuff and dealing with resource forks
<ELLIOTTCABLE> incomprehensibly: yes that's why I think I mentioned it
<incomprehensibly> ah haha
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<pikajude> ok
<pikajude> i think i'm about to embark on an actual *project*
<pikajude> for once in my life
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