<purr> <eboy> ohhhhhhhhh
<alexgordon> eboy just had an orgasm aftershock
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<nooga> yeah
<nooga> gz for finding my github account vil
<vil> nooga: :3
<nooga> :E
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<purr> <inimino> I am a perfectly good reason to be hot and bothered.
<Nuck> I probably shouldn't code when I'm half asleep
<Nuck> I get commit messages like "Deck out the Gemfile to have some sweet spinning rims."
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<purr> <vil> elliottcable: we're your fandom, apparently
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<Nuck> alexgordon: "eboy just had an orgasm aftershock" wat.
<purr> beep.
<elliottcable> hi
<purr> elliottcable: hi!
<whitequark> incomprehensibly: no, it won't
<whitequark> hardware is inherently mutable
<whitequark> pureness is an abstract concept not rooted in any physical objects :3
<elliottcable> whitequark ⑊ confused.
<elliottcable> whitequark ⑊ I'm older than you? What do you mean?
<elliottcable> Guys, whitequark might just be insane enough to fit in around here. This is exciting.
<whitequark> *facepalm*
<elliottcable> Let's do a tribal dance and burn his gonads over a fire.
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<elliottcable> I'LL MAKE THE LOINCLOTHS
<Nuck> IDK I consider children pure.
<Nuck> So can we just say children are immutable?
<Nuck> Because you certainly can't get them to shut the fuck up
<elliottcable> love it
<elliottcable> He's not a child
<elliottcable> He said he was physically older “ofc”
<whitequark> elliottcable: no, I said this *doesn't matter*
<elliottcable> whitequark ⑊ Confused. Explain, before my head melts.
<whitequark> ... maybe I screwed up. but that's what I intended to say
<whitequark> elliottcable: giving a talk soon, bbl
<elliottcable> good luck!
<elliottcable> incomprehensibly ⑊ regarding that guy, yes, I agree with him a lot
<elliottcable> I've *always* championed that we change our software-development practices and “known truths”, be more dynamic about needs and environment
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<JD> no
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<Nuck> ...
<Nuck> The fuck was that
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<elliottcable> lol jdhartley
<purr> lol
<elliottcable> you confused Nuck
<elliottcable> it was excellent
<jdhartley> I tried joining as "JD FUCKING HARTLEY" but it truncated it
<elliottcable> LOL
<elliottcable> l2irc
<Nuck> hahaha
<Nuck> ^
<elliottcable> web client bullshit
<elliottcable> get a real client
<jdhartley> okay I will make one for my pebble brb
<Nuck> Like weechat, except elliottcable will try to sell you on irssi
<jdhartley> I am writing C am I a real programmer yet
<whitequark> jdhartley: NO
<jdhartley> in my browser history: convert int to string
* whitequark shuffles all slides which say that C is shit
<elliottcable> ↓ BEST COMMIT EVER: ↓
<whitequark> foobar
<Nuck> But remember that weechat is the master race and we fully intend to exterminate those who use other clients
<whitequark> combo breaker!
<purrr> [System] elliottcable pushed 1 new commit to Master: https://github.com/elliottcable/System/commit/13723baeb6f5f6cdd565bc9d01762948abbaafd1
<purrr> System/Master 13723ba elliottcable: omglog
<elliottcable> `omglog`
<elliottcable> because my normal alias is called `glog`
<elliottcable> so it's the O. M. glog
<elliottcable> :D
<elliottcable> but seriously, best alias. steal it. I'm a genius.
<Nuck> elliottcable: I added spinning rims to my Gemfile
<Nuck> Which is a better commit
<jdhartley> alias ermahgerdlerg='omglog'
<elliottcable> piping the reflog-walking output into --graph, to get around the fact that git is a pussy and doesn't like graphing reflog walks
<elliottcable> SUCK IT, GIT
<elliottcable> YOU ARE MY BITCH
<elliottcable> that'd make a pretty excellent April 1st patch to bash or something
<elliottcable> phonetically dereference *every command*
<elliottcable> so that you have to type it in Braceslang
<elliottcable> Fucking *excellent* dubby shit
<elliottcable> Love it, love it, love it
<Nuck> >excellent >dubby
<elliottcable> you need subs, though.
<Nuck> PIck one.
<elliottcable> Nuck ⑊ Fuck right off. Dubstep is delicious.
<elliottcable> If you don't have the subs to handle it, I understand. Dubstep costs money. Not everyone can afford thousands of dollars of “let's piss of my neighbours.”
<Nuck> Dubstep is awful. Bass is awful.
<Nuck> Treble is where it's at.
<elliottcable> But just because *you* don't have the hardware necessary to appreciate it, doesn't mean it isn't excellent for those of us who do. ;)
<Nuck> I have excellent speakers and I use sennheiser earphones
<whitequark> elliottcable: this was almost as smuggy as the usual apple fanboy rants
<whitequark> +++ wll laugh again
<Nuck> I have the equipment to appreciate music, but dubstep isn't music, it's a million cats shoved in a trash compactor
<Nuck> Except in that case you actually get something entertaining from it
<whitequark> elliottcable: a guy I know once left a comment for an excellent headphones: "tried to listen to dubstep, broke my lower jaw, 1.5 months in plaster"
<whitequark> s,an,,
<whitequark> fuck english
<elliottcable> BEST COMMENT
<Nuck> hahahaha
<elliottcable> I would totally compact a million cats
<elliottcable> I have a bajillion-horsepower trash compactor in my garage
<elliottcable> brb local animal shelter
<elliottcable> jdhartley !
<elliottcable> HOW IS PEBBLE
<elliottcable> IS PEBBLE GUD
<Nuck> PEBBLE IS FUCKING DEAD
<jdhartley> I like my pebble :)
<elliottcable> GUD IS DED
<elliottcable> omglog is the best thing
<jdhartley> okay time for sleep now my pebble and I are going to bed
<elliottcable> function agit() {
<elliottcable> env GIT_ALTERNATE_OBJECT_DIRECTORIES="$1/.git/objects" \
<elliottcable> =git ${${*:2}[@]} }
* elliottcable grins deeply
<elliottcable> the comment on that line:
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<elliottcable> # This is some seriously evil, hacky shit; but it works, unlike my original attempt with subshells.
<elliottcable> # (Damn you, subshells.)
<elliottcable> ↑ truth.
<purrr> System/Master c3aecd6 elliottcable: omglog
<purrr> [System] elliottcable force-pushed Master from 13723ba to c3aecd6: https://github.com/elliottcable/System/commits/Master
<elliottcable> Bored.
<elliottcable> Brew Free or Die IPA's packaging is fucking excellent.
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<elliottcable> Looks like Bitcoin is finally recovering for real.
<elliottcable> -learn how's the Bitcoin doing?=I don't know. Take a look: <http://bitcoincharts.com/charts/mtgoxUSD#rg5zigHourlyztgOzbgDza1gWMAzm1g7za2gWMAzm2g30zvzpszl>
<purr> elliottcable: Learned `how's the Bitcoin doing?`.
<elliottcable> -how's the Bitcoin doing?
<elliottcable> -learn alias bitcoin=how's the Bitcoin doing?
<purr> elliottcable: Learned `bitcoin` => `how's the bitcoin doing?`.
<elliottcable> -learn alias btc=how's the Bitcoin doing?
<purr> elliottcable: Learned `btc` => `how's the bitcoin doing?`.
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<Nuck> I disagree. IF you look at the thing, it's cycling through the day
<Nuck> It's slowing down, but at this hour it's peaking like it has been every day
<elliottcable> Not talking about the current price. Look at the donochian channels and the moving avergaes.
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<elliottcable> donchain*
<elliottcable> fuck me I can't spell
<elliottcable> I've been trading in small volumes since I was a fuckin' preteen.
<elliottcable> Unless you have time for *detailed* market analysis, trust in a basic understanding of the SAR and weighted moving averages. People far smarter than you have designed the systems for technical analysis, and they know what they're doing.
<elliottcable> That, and a bear attitude, and you'll get rich.
<Nuck> The donchian shows a similar pattern of levelling daily
<Nuck> So yes, I call bullshit
<Nuck> It's increasing, yes, but it's still at a point where if *anything* goes wrong another crash will happen
<Nuck> The market's been spooked twice in the past few days
<elliottcable> BERRRRRRRRR
<Nuck> They're on edge, the slightest thing can cause a secondary crash
<elliottcable> love my brr
<elliottcable> delicious eepahs
<elliottcable> PUT THAT EEPAH IN MAH MOUF
<Nuck> Also the donchian is still wide, and until it starts narrowing it's not really "stable"
<elliottcable> Oh, I didn't remotely say it was *stable*.
<elliottcable> I'm just calling this as “the point where it began to recover from the crash.”
<Nuck> Going up doesn't matter, stabilization does. Especially in a market where you can't pull out in a minute
<Nuck> Going up is not a sign of recovery
<Nuck> Stabilization is
<elliottcable> Not saying it won't fall a little more, or fall again, or fall soon; not saying it's stable, or that it'll only trend up from here; not saying that it'll necessarily climb *high* from here.
<elliottcable> Only saying that we've begun to recover, and won't see anymore of the uncontrolled plummet we've been watching.
<bry> ?
<elliottcable> A market doesn't have to be *stable* to have recovered. It simply has to be stabilized from a continuous fall.
<elliottcable> Is that berri? :O
<elliottcable> bry ⑊ we're talking about Bitcoin. How've you been? (=
<bry> mhmm
<elliottcable> incomprehensibly ⑊ MIKA. OH MY GOD. HE'S SO GREAT.
bry is now known as brr
<Nuck> elliottcable: I disagree on the uncontrolled plummet
<Nuck> This has not stabilized barely at all
<brr> im ok wbu?
<brr> i cashed out wen btc was ~250
<brr> d/c anymore
<Nuck> You look at it going up, but that's not a sign that it's not going down
<Nuck> The donchian still shows the possibility of further plummet, especially if the market gets another spook
* elliottcable nods
<elliottcable> I don't *disagree* on the possibility.
<elliottcable> I'm just calling this as the place where the possibility is low enough for my tastes.
<Nuck> I won't call it recovery until that channel tightens up more and bitcoin24 is dealt with
<elliottcable> dealt with?
<Nuck> They had a huge problem, I was seeing on /r/bitcoin
<elliottcable> ah, I don't reddit
<elliottcable> it sickens me
<Nuck> Their bank shut them out and now they're closed
<Nuck> They're having to manually process shit and lots of BTC is stuck in limbo
<Nuck> Apparently they had buggy transactions which kept giving you other peoples' shit
<elliottcable> devfail.
<elliottcable> MIKA is so excellent.
<elliottcable> Enjoying this immensely.
<Nuck> This is a damn useful site thought
<Nuck> Specifically them donchian width
<elliottcable> Drunkenly. Drunken.
<elliottcable> I have a problem. I want more beer, but I want to be less drunk.
<Nuck> elliottcable: Try nonalcoholic beer?
<Nuck> Also, g'night
<elliottcable> Wow, I'm so drunk that I'm yelling to myself in my house
<elliottcable> This page creeps me out.
<Nuck> Ugh
<Nuck> app.net can rot in hell
<Nuck> Making a laughing stock of startups
* Nuck just goes to bed
<purr> <vil> elliottcable: we're your fandom, apparently
<purrr> [is] elliottcable force-pushed start+ from a9fd10e to 58138c3: https://github.com/elliottcable/is/commits/start+
<purrr> is/start+ b81530a elliottcable: + favicon handling for non-HTML files
<purrr> is/start+ f4f5219 elliottcable: + starting on server-side pre-rendering
<purrr> is/start+ 94711fb elliottcable: + properly handle robots.txt
<elliottcable> I might be weird.
<elliottcable> Making git-log pretty
<elliottcable> instead of doing useful things. #isuck
<elliottcable> Anybody awake? >:
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<elliottcable> ... who's nooga?
<elliottcable> mmm, a node dev, apparently
* elliottcable waves to nooga
<purr> <Nuck> I assume I'm not alone in envisioning elliottcable munching on the head of a parakeet?
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<elliottcable> alexgordon!
<elliottcable> Hi.
<elliottcable> I'm making command-line stuff pretty.
<elliottcable> You might want it.
<alexgordon> sup elly
<elliottcable> will screenshot in a sec
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<elliottcable> I'm not a channel operator my ass. shaddup irssi.
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<elliottcable> <3 (=
<purr> Let it be known that elliottcable hearts (=.
<elliottcable> shit
<elliottcable> -- 9+
<purr> Let it be known that elliottcable hates 9+.
<elliottcable> ಠ_ಠ
<elliottcable> ++ 9+
<purr> Let it be known that elliottcable is indifferent to 9+.
<elliottcable> -- <3
<purr> Let it be known that elliottcable hates <3.
<elliottcable> ...
<elliottcable> ++ <3
<purr> Let it be known that elliottcable is indifferent to <3.
<elliottcable> -- (=
<purr> Let it be known that elliottcable is indifferent to (=.
<elliottcable> <3 alexgordon
<purr> Let it be known that elliottcable hearts alexgordon.
<elliottcable> there we go.
* elliottcable slaps purr
<alexgordon> <3 elly
<purr> Let it be known that alexgordon hearts elly.
* purr rrrrrrr
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<Nuck> I love that elliottcable doesn't even know how purr works.
<Nuck> Proof that she is by far the best bot.
<elliottcable> he's absolutely the best bot
<elliottcable> purr's a clusterfuck of bullshit that barely works, and it's *excellent*
<Nuck> *she
<Nuck> I refuse to accept purr's genitalia.
<Nuck> elliottcable: Also I think you just described the room
<Nuck> "a clusterfuck of bullshit that barely works"
<elliottcable> god, this is beautiful
<alexgordon> <Nuck> I refuse to accept purr's genitalia.
<alexgordon> that always works
<Nuck> I reject your genitalia and substitute my own.
<alexgordon> Nuck: wat.
<purr> beep.
<Nuck> hahaha
<Nuck> One step closer to being 90% of wats
<alexgordon> NEVER
<alexgordon> the wats are MINE
<alexgordon> I'm already 95% of elliottcablechan posts
<elliottcable> wow.
<Nuck> ONCE I CONTROL A SUPERMAJORITY OF WATS I CAN THEN BEGIN IMPLEMENTING MY PLANS FOR WORLD DOMINATION
<elliottcable> didn't relize that was a competition.
<alexgordon> elliottcable: it isn't because I'm the only contender
<Nuck> FUCK YOU IM WINNING
<alexgordon> we need wat stats, stat
<Nuck> elliottcable: This is why you should make a public API for handling the wats
<Nuck> So we can data mine and study
<Nuck> Though I assume, knowing eboy, that the wats are stored in a random JSON file
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<alexgordon> elliottcable: this hasn't been posted for a while http://www.fileability.net/snaps/WTFpaws.png
<elliottcable> [].reduce.call(this.what.object,function(acc,e){n=/<[^>]+>/.exec(e);acc[n]=(acc[n]||0)+1;return acc},{})
<purr> elliottcable: {<AAA_awright>: 1, <Benvie>: 2, <Eridius>: 1, <IamTash>: 3, <Navarr>: 2, <Nexxy>: 1, <Nuck>: 35, <Nuck____________>: 1, <Yuffste__>: 1, <akshatj>: 1, <akshatj__>: 1, <alexgordon>: 38, <alexteabaggordon>: 1, <audy>: 1, <banisterfiend>: 1, <brr>: 3, <darkf>: 2, <devyn>: 22, <drparse>: 2, <dxgriffiths>: 1, <eboy>: 6, <eboyjr>: 1, <ec>: 2, <elliottcable>: 45, <gkatsev>: 3, <gqbrielle>: 11, <incomprehe
<alexgordon> WINNING-ish
<alexgordon> the main thing is I beat Nuck
<alexgordon> though not as much as Nuck beats Nuck
<elliottcable> alexgordon ⑊ wat.
<elliottcable> alexgordon: wat.
<purr> beep.
<elliottcable> -wat
<purr> elliottcable: what the ever loving fuck are you saying
<alexgordon> -wat
<purr> alexgordon: what the ever loving fuck are you saying
<alexgordon> -wat
<purr> alexgordon: what the ever loving fuck are you saying
<elliottcable> -what
<purr> <brr> elliotcable is *really intelligent*
<alexgordon> I sense a pattern
<elliottcable> ... ಠ_ಠ
<elliottcable> A) when the fuck did brr say that,
<elliottcable> B) dicks. all of you, dicks.
* elliottcable runs away crying and flailing
<alexgordon> elliottcable: don't elliotteyes me
<elliottcable> -elliotteyes
<purr> elliottcable: ಠ_ಠ
* elliottcable eyebrow
<elliottcable> lolwat
<purr> lol
<elliottcable> o_Ȏ
<alexgordon> :D
<elliottcable> colour me confused.
<elliottcable> s/confused/a pale magenta/
<alexgordon> elliott eyes?
<alexgordon> imagine that that site handled unicode correctly
<purr> <elliottcable> dude, birdy nam nam
<Nuck> colour me a hyperintelligent shade of blue
<alexgordon> Nuck: no
<whitequark> alexgordon: irclog.whitequark.org does
<alexgordon> does it cover that time period?
<whitequark> oh.
<Nuck> IDK whitequark's bot is pretty awesome, it might be capable of time travel
<Nuck> Trying to figure out the day I first joined this room
<Nuck> -logs
<purr> Nuck: `curl -Lr -`bc <<<'2 ^ 16'` http://ell.io/logs | tail +2 | less -RS`
<Nuck> Dammit the date isn't labelled
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<nooga> `~
<brr> lol
<purr> lol
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<FireFly> "-`bc <<<'2 ^ 16'`" lol
<purr> lol
<elliottcable> FireFly ⑊ wat
<elliottcable> FireFly ⑊ got a better way of doing that?
<alexgordon> figured out a good module system for furrow
<alexgordon> a module is a directory
<alexgordon> all files in a directory are in the same module
<elliottcable> Nuck ⑊ that curl doesn't have *all* of the logs, either
<elliottcable> Nuck ⑊ there's a clusterfuck of directories on my server, with half a dozen copies of this room's *early*-ass logs, from different people, because there's a bunch of huge holes in all the available copies from when people would leave/join
<elliottcable> and my own, comprehensive, logs for the first year or so, were lost
<alexgordon> so the names of the files are irrelevant, and in fact what goes in what file is also irrelevant... it all gets collected together into one
<elliottcable> so, at some point, I need to normalize the formats of all of them, combine them into one continuous canonical log, and concatenate that with my own (comprehensive *since* then) log
<FireFly> elliottcable: just typing 65536 in? :P
* FireFly finds powers of two easy to remember
<FireFly> You could do $((2 ** 16)) in bash/zsh I think
<elliottcable> I've got them memorized far beyond that;
<elliottcable> but I want to be able to change *which* power of 2 it is easily.
<elliottcable> t'r2<return>
<elliottcable> zsh + vim <3
<elliottcable> ick
<elliottcable> 2t'
<elliottcable> whatever
* elliottcable grins
<elliottcable> hi!
<elliottcable> How pretty is this shit? :D
<elliottcable> http://i.ell.io/rQ0r
<elliottcable> I'm excellent at everything. Bow before my pretty terminal.
<alexgordon> fuuuucking dropppplr
<elliottcable> what's wrong with droplr? >:
<alexgordon> elliottcable: broken for me
<elliottcable> wh's that
<purrr> [System] elliottcable pushed 2 new commits to Master: https://github.com/elliottcable/System/compare/c3aecd60b9de...93beb7ce0622
<purrr> System/Master 8c2799f elliottcable: Re-wrote the Terminal.app settings.
<purrr> System/Master 93beb7c elliottcable: omglog! prettier git-log and shit.
<elliottcable> so pretty!
<purrr> [is] elliottcable fast-forwarded start+ from 58138c3 to 047de75: https://github.com/elliottcable/is/compare/58138c3ee26c...047de750a55d
<elliottcable> SO PRETTY OMG I AM SO HAPPY WITH MY SOLARIZED TERMINAL
<alexgordon> sooo
<alexgordon> completely rewriting intraday scheduling for my language learning tool
<alexgordon> basic idea is that it gives you quick-fire words, and gradually mixes in new words depending on how well you know previous words
<alexgordon> you have to answer in 10 seconds
<alexgordon> if you have to think about it at all, you don't know it :P
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<elliottcable> not necessarily the case at all
<elliottcable> the best “make me learn something” effect I've ever gotten, is when I've had to struggle with it for a moment
<elliottcable> when it finally clicks, I'm guaranteed to remember it for much longer than I otherwise would
<alexgordon> elliottcable: yes but what we're looking for is the final clicking
<purrr> [System] elliottcable pushed 1 new commit to Master: https://github.com/elliottcable/System/commit/68b066870c7e18ccdc79892870b2fb088b2490b8
<purrr> System/Master 68b0668 elliottcable: getting started on --no-minor for glog
<alexgordon> no point having to pause 10 seconds in the middle of a sentence
<whitequark> elliottcable: (logs) I can give you the format of irclogger. it's pretty comprehensive.
<purr> <sephr> the bits in this one new folder are really slow
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<alexgordon> holy fucking shit
<alexgordon> forgive me father, for I have sinned
<alexgordon> I'm sure there must be a simpler form than that o_O
<alexgordon> 15 2^(-(1/2) (-3 + n) (-2 + 3 n)) 7^(1/2 (-2 + n) (-1 + n))
<alexgordon> better...
<alexgordon> fuck it
<alexgordon> can't be bothered to figure it out
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<alexgordon> "Penetration with a hardened penetrator"
<alexgordon> "Further thinking on the subject envisions a penetrator,..., using kinetic energy to penetrate the shielding, and subsequently deliver a nuclear explosive to the buried target"
<alexgordon> "The problems with such a penetrator is the tremendous heat applied to the penetrator unit when striking the shielding (surface) at hundreds of meters per second"
<alexgordon> I know the feeling...
<purr> <elliottcable> some hearty soul needs to transfer an entire naked girl using IPoAC.
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