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<jesusabdullah> oh, okay
<jesusabdullah> england
<jesusabdullah> derf
<ec> hi
<purr> ec: hi!
<alexgordon> hi ec
<prophile> hi ec!
<jesusabdullah> today is my "too stupid to work" day
<jesusabdullah> shit I need to get food
<jesusabdullah> I need to go grocers shopping
* alexgordon kicks philipbot
<alexgordon> in a metaphorical sense
<jesusabdullah> fuuuuck I'm poor again
<philipbot> You have mosquitoes. I have the Press.
<philipbot> (To the matron of a hospital while on a tour of the Caribbean)
<alexgordon> yay!
<prophile> beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
<jesusabdullah> oh. incomplete transfer. apparently.
<jesusabdullah> gdi
<prophile> global defence initiative
<jesusabdullah> will need to make phone call(s) tomorrow if this isn't resolved
<jesusabdullah> fucking paypal
<ec> what the fuck is a philipbot
<ec> GDI!
<ec> prophile: OMG TIBERIUM SUN
<prophile> it's a robotic prince philip
<alexgordon> ec: prince philip quotes every 10 minutes
<ec> who the fuck is prince phillip
<ec> and can you slow it down to approximately the same speed as purr?
<alexgordon> ec: the only royal worth a damn
<prophile> her majesty the queen's husband
<alexgordon> purr: what is the same speed as purr?
<alexgordon> erm
<alexgordon> hi purr
<purr> alexgordon: hi!
<alexgordon> purr: approximately, how often do you fart?
<prophile> every 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems
<ec> …that's a lot of bot-farts.
<prophile> FIREFLY
<prophile> WAS SUCH A GOOD SHOW
<prophile> £10 says alexgordon hated it
<alexgordon> prophile: indeed
<prophile> see
<prophile> it's such a shame that society has this notion of true love
<prophile> but no notion of true hate
<prophile> alexgordon and I would make such fantastic arch-nemeses
<alexgordon> haha, I don't get the fuss
<prophile> i ended up arguing with you last night
<prophile> in a dream
<prophile> that's how ridiculous this has gone
<ec> alexgordon hated firefly!?
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<ec> damn
<jesusabdullah> fahrfly
<jesusabdullah> is there a firefly video game?
<jesusabdullah> There should be
<alexgordon> hahaha
<alexgordon> can't catch me now!
<jesusabdullah> wat
<jesusabdullah> you dirty rat
<prophile> CHEATING
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<alexgordon> cheating death
<prophile> wait what
<prophile> don't undo that chanserv
<alexgordon> RUBY KNOBS?
<prophile> a useless broom made entirely out of dicks?
<philipbot> Do you still throw spears at each other?
<philipbot> (Said to a Indigenous Australian businessman)
<alexgordon> PYTHON PYTHONS?
<prophile> [language] [element of ec's dick euphamism list]?
<alexgordon> LUA LOVE TRUNCHEONS?
<alexgordon> holy SHIT love truncheon is actually in wiktionary https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/love_truncheon
<prophile> what
<alexgordon> which is presumably rendered flaccid by a kryptocunt
<prophile> if it's caustic enough to react with krypton
<prophile> you're better off not going there
<ec> vil: hey, you got a few?
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<ec> OH MY GOD
<ec> SO MUCH MATERIAL HERE
<ec> thank you, alexgordon
<alexgordon> "pork sword"
<alexgordon> bacon business?
<alexgordon> disco stick HAHA
<ec> I just learned what holonyms, hypernyms, hyponyms, and meronyms are.
<ec> I feel so much smarter right now.
<alexgordon> ec: reminds me of http://xkcd.com/1027/
<ec> “I buried my face in her map of Tassie.”
<alexgordon> "I set up a prison colony in her map of Tassie."
<ec> hi, guys
<ec> alexgordon: how's life?
<ec> alexgordon: I'd love to continue Paws work sometime soon. A lot came up, but I can try and make time
<alexgordon> "A lot came up"
* alexgordon chooses to take this literally
<ec> vil: I'm with you on that bit.
<ec> (I'm still -clouds, FYI.)
<ec> 01:32 < vil> never did learn how to describe parts of speech
<ec> 01:32 < vil> I understand how to English intuitively
<ec> 01:32 < vil> never saw a need to
<ec> that.
<ec> alexgordon: "micahjohnston: lol don't be a whitequark" wat.
<purr> beep.
<ec> alexgordon: "is that when the asians arrive?" wat.
<purr> beep.
<alexgordon> context?
<ec> <3 whitequark
<purr> Let it be known that ec hearts whitequark.
<prophile> -listening dick in a box
<purr> prophile is listening to “Dick in a Box”, by The Lonely Island
<ec> micahjohnston: "yeah Haskell is a lot of filigree on top of lambda calculus :p" wat.
<purr> beep.
<Navarr> meow.
<prophile> woem
<ec> I've heard a lot of comparisons of programming languages in my time, but I've definitely never heard a programming language described as “filigree.”
<ec> women?
<alexgordon> ah
<alexgordon> 01:37 <vil> micahjohnston: do you have an orientation period?
<alexgordon> 01:37 <alexgordon> is that when the asians arrive?
<ec> nmeow.
<philipbot> It looks as if it was put in by an Indian.
<philipbot> (Of a fuse box, whilst on a tour of a factory in Edinburgh, Scotland)
* alexgordon keeps getting philipbot confused with prophile
<ec> alexgordon: ME TOO OH MY GOD
<ec> prophile *so* sounds like Prince Phillip.
<ec> apparently.
<alexgordon> ec: you really don't follow the royal family, do you?
<ec> nope
<alexgordon> ec: DID YOU WATCH THE ROYAL WEDDING?
<ec> why the fuck would I, I'm American.
<ec> They have as much relevance to me as the Kardishans.
<alexgordon> ec: lol, actually americans seem far more interested in it than brits
<purr> lol
<ec> You're a country with your own national Kardishans.
<alexgordon> they don't have to live with them
<Navarr> but the royals are so cute
<ec> that's because there's a lot of Americans that are the type to need Kardishans in their life.
<prophile> I watched the royal wedding
<alexgordon> I did not
<prophile> in fact I seem to remember lambasting danpalmer for not doing so
<alexgordon> still haven't
<prophile> which is what lead to the discovery that he's at the same university as i am
<alexgordon> I'll watch it in 5 years or so
<alexgordon> when the royal runt has emerged from the royal… you know
* alexgordon almost committed treason there
<prophile> high treason no less
<alexgordon> punishable by back to back videos of the queen visiting farms
<alexgordon> MY WISH IS MY COMMAND
<alexgordon> oh god :')
<prophile> i really do love big brother!
<alexgordon> big brother, is that still going on?
<prophile> i was referring to 1984 you uncultured swine
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<micahjohnston> ec: filigree
<micahjohnston> BABY YOU CAN DRIVE MY CAR
<micahjohnston> YES I'M GONNA BE A STAR
* micahjohnston just figured the piano out :D
<micahjohnston> to that song
<whitequark> is this channel even about languages anymore
<micahjohnston> whitequark: the level of language-aboutness is about the same as it has historically been
<micahjohnston> there was a discussion about haskell and filigree a bit ago
<micahjohnston> well gnight everyone
<micahjohnston> <32
<micahjohnston> <3
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<ec> whitequark: what micahjohnston said.
<ec> whitequark: it's always been a bit iffy on on-topic-ness
<ec> whitequark: the advent of qgbrielle's return while I was gone led to a *lot* of off-topic noise.
<ec> aw. nobody here.
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<joelteon> ec is that you in the picture with the shopping cart
<jesusabdullah> wow, apparently alcohol in utah comes from state-ran establishments
<jesusabdullah> instead of liquor stores
<jesusabdullah> and there aren't any liquor stores in provo
<jesusabdullah> there's one in Orem
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<micahjohnston> ec: i can play the piano to “drive my car”
<micahjohnston> all by ear
<micahjohnston> are you proud of me
<micahjohnston> why do i feel like crap this morning
<micahjohnston> i got a normal amount of sleep
<alexgordon> hi micahjohnston
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<joelteon> rats
<joelteon> i feel like crap too
<octopine> I want to contribute to $certain_python_library but it looks like PEP8 was completely ignored
<octopine> I could make my first pull request 'PEP8 all the things'
<octopine> but I don't want to seem like a pedant
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<audy> I don't want to mimic their whack anti-PEP8 style so my code "fits in" with theirs
<niggler> hello #elliottcable
<niggler> what do people do in their "day job" as it were
<joelteon> p-programming
<niggler> lol
<purr> lol
<joelteon> i work at a startup :>
<niggler> i can't convince myself people are doing serious stuff in startups
<joelteon> ok
<niggler> what do you do?
<joelteon> i'm heading the project to rescue our database from encoding hell
<niggler> lol
<niggler> thats tragic
<joelteon> ok
<joelteon> do you have a job
<niggler> I'm actually looking to hire a person
<joelteon> to do what
<niggler> but I'm not sure how to start lol
<purr> lol
<niggler> JS, some C
<joelteon> how much money
<niggler> that I'm not sure of
<niggler> so i was going to go by finance standards
<niggler> (300K base + bonus) but i'm not sure what people are paid
<joelteon> 300K base?
<niggler> that's the standard for first few hires at a hedge fund
<niggler> that process I'm familiar with
<joelteon> uhh
<joelteon> which country
<niggler> in manhattan
<niggler> if you are interested in making money, finance might be the right place for you
<niggler> what's the standard pay for a competent JS person?
<joelteon> no idea
<joelteon> 300K is pretty good, though
<niggler> you are working in a startup now
<niggler> in SF or NY or somewhere else?
<joelteon> SF
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<niggler> how much are you paid, if you don't mind answering
<joelteon> i'm an intern atm, so hourly
<joelteon> $25/hr
<joelteon> dunno how much full time is yet
<joelteon> that should be in like a month or so
<niggler> lol intern
<purr> lol
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<joelteon> i mean, it's pretty good
<joelteon> it's a good job right out of high school, I mean
<philipbot> The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.
<philipbot> (About to disembark on state visit to Brazil)
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<joelteon> niggler: for real though
<joelteon> i'm interested
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<micahjohnston> ec:
<micahjohnston> alexgordon:
<micahjohnston> i went running and then slept for like 5 hours
<micahjohnston> and took acetaminophen for a headache
<micahjohnston> lol
<purr> lol
<alexgordon> ?
<micahjohnston> ec: have you read cloud atlas? because read it
<jesusabdullah> It's a fun movie
<jesusabdullah> in spite of Tom Hanks
<jesusabdullah> XD
<gkatsev> i've been avoiding the movie. Mostly because it's so damn long and possibly not worth that extra hour
* alexgordon is drooling over the BFL chips
<alexgordon> if only I knew shit about electronics
<gkatsev> jesusabdullah: since when are you here?
<micahjohnston> jesusabdullah: if he plays Zachry then he would be good
<micahjohnston> haven't watched it yet though
<jesusabdullah> gkatsev: oh, a week ago?
<gkatsev> cool
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<micahjohnston> when listening to horsepower productions it's so easy to understand where the "dub" and "step" come from in "dubstep"
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