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jesusabdullah >
oh, okay
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<
jesusabdullah >
england
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<
jesusabdullah >
derf
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<
jesusabdullah >
today is my "too stupid to work" day
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<
jesusabdullah >
shit I need to get food
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<
jesusabdullah >
I need to go grocers shopping
00:00
* alexgordon
kicks philipbot
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<
alexgordon >
in a metaphorical sense
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<
jesusabdullah >
fuuuuck I'm poor again
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<
philipbot >
You have mosquitoes. I have the Press.
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<
philipbot >
(To the matron of a hospital while on a tour of the Caribbean)
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<
prophile >
beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
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<
jesusabdullah >
oh. incomplete transfer. apparently.
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<
jesusabdullah >
gdi
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<
prophile >
global defence initiative
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<
jesusabdullah >
will need to make phone call(s) tomorrow if this isn't resolved
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<
jesusabdullah >
fucking paypal
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<
ec >
what the fuck is a philipbot
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<
ec >
prophile: OMG TIBERIUM SUN
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prophile >
it's a robotic prince philip
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<
alexgordon >
ec: prince philip quotes every 10 minutes
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<
ec >
who the fuck is prince phillip
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<
ec >
and can you slow it down to approximately the same speed as purr?
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<
alexgordon >
ec: the only royal worth a damn
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<
prophile >
her majesty the queen's husband
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<
alexgordon >
purr: what is the same speed as purr?
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<
alexgordon >
hi purr
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<
purr >
alexgordon: hi!
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<
alexgordon >
purr: approximately, how often do you fart?
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<
prophile >
every 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems
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<
ec >
…that's a lot of bot-farts.
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<
prophile >
WAS SUCH A GOOD SHOW
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<
prophile >
£10 says alexgordon hated it
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<
alexgordon >
prophile: indeed
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<
prophile >
it's such a shame that society has this notion of true love
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<
prophile >
but no notion of true hate
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<
prophile >
alexgordon and I would make such fantastic arch-nemeses
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<
alexgordon >
haha, I don't get the fuss
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<
prophile >
i ended up arguing with you last night
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<
prophile >
in a dream
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<
prophile >
that's how ridiculous this has gone
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<
ec >
alexgordon hated firefly!?
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<
jesusabdullah >
fahrfly
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<
jesusabdullah >
is there a firefly video game?
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<
jesusabdullah >
There should be
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<
alexgordon >
hahaha
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<
alexgordon >
can't catch me now!
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<
jesusabdullah >
wat
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<
jesusabdullah >
you dirty rat
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<
prophile >
CHEATING
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alexgordon >
cheating death
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<
prophile >
wait what
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<
prophile >
don't undo that chanserv
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<
alexgordon >
RUBY KNOBS?
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<
prophile >
a useless broom made entirely out of dicks?
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<
philipbot >
Do you still throw spears at each other?
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<
philipbot >
(Said to a Indigenous Australian businessman)
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<
alexgordon >
PYTHON PYTHONS?
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<
prophile >
[language] [element of ec's dick euphamism list]?
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<
alexgordon >
LUA LOVE TRUNCHEONS?
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<
alexgordon >
which is presumably rendered flaccid by a kryptocunt
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<
prophile >
if it's caustic enough to react with krypton
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<
prophile >
you're better off not going there
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ec >
vil: hey, you got a few?
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<
ec >
SO MUCH MATERIAL HERE
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<
ec >
thank you, alexgordon
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<
alexgordon >
"pork sword"
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<
alexgordon >
bacon business?
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<
alexgordon >
disco stick HAHA
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ec >
I just learned what holonyms, hypernyms, hyponyms, and meronyms are.
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<
ec >
I feel so much smarter right now.
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<
ec >
“I buried my face in her map of Tassie.”
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<
alexgordon >
"I set up a prison colony in her map of Tassie."
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<
ec >
alexgordon: how's life?
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ec >
alexgordon: I'd love to continue Paws work sometime soon. A lot came up, but I can try and make time
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<
alexgordon >
"A lot came up"
00:43
* alexgordon
chooses to take this literally
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<
ec >
vil: I'm with you on that bit.
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<
ec >
(I'm still -clouds, FYI.)
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<
ec >
01:32 < vil> never did learn how to describe parts of speech
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<
ec >
01:32 < vil> I understand how to English intuitively
00:44
<
ec >
01:32 < vil> never saw a need to
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<
ec >
alexgordon: "micahjohnston: lol don't be a whitequark" wat.
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<
ec >
alexgordon: "is that when the asians arrive?" wat.
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<
alexgordon >
context?
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<
purr >
Let it be known that ec hearts whitequark.
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<
prophile >
-listening dick in a box
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<
purr >
prophile is listening to “Dick in a Box”, by The Lonely Island
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<
ec >
micahjohnston: "yeah Haskell is a lot of filigree on top of lambda calculus :p" wat.
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ec >
I've heard a lot of comparisons of programming languages in my time, but I've definitely never heard a programming language described as “filigree.”
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<
alexgordon >
01:37 <vil> micahjohnston: do you have an orientation period?
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<
alexgordon >
01:37 <alexgordon> is that when the asians arrive?
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<
philipbot >
It looks as if it was put in by an Indian.
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<
philipbot >
(Of a fuse box, whilst on a tour of a factory in Edinburgh, Scotland)
00:47
* alexgordon
keeps getting philipbot confused with prophile
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<
ec >
alexgordon: ME TOO OH MY GOD
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<
ec >
prophile
*so* sounds like Prince Phillip.
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<
alexgordon >
ec: you really don't follow the royal family, do you?
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<
alexgordon >
ec: DID YOU WATCH THE ROYAL WEDDING?
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ec >
why the fuck would I, I'm American.
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ec >
They have as much relevance to me as the Kardishans.
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<
alexgordon >
ec: lol, actually americans seem far more interested in it than brits
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<
ec >
You're a country with your own national Kardishans.
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<
alexgordon >
they don't have to live with them
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<
Navarr >
but the royals are so cute
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ec >
that's because there's a lot of Americans that are the type to need Kardishans in their life.
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<
prophile >
I watched the royal wedding
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<
alexgordon >
I did not
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<
prophile >
in fact I seem to remember lambasting danpalmer for not doing so
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<
alexgordon >
still haven't
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<
prophile >
which is what lead to the discovery that he's at the same university as i am
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<
alexgordon >
I'll watch it in 5 years or so
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<
alexgordon >
when the royal runt has emerged from the royal… you know
00:50
* alexgordon
almost committed treason there
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<
prophile >
high treason no less
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<
alexgordon >
punishable by back to back videos of the queen visiting farms
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<
alexgordon >
MY WISH IS MY COMMAND
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<
alexgordon >
oh god :')
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<
prophile >
i really do love big brother!
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<
alexgordon >
big brother, is that still going on?
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<
prophile >
i was referring to 1984 you uncultured swine
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<
micahjohnston >
ec: filigree
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<
micahjohnston >
BABY YOU CAN DRIVE MY CAR
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<
micahjohnston >
YES I'M GONNA BE A STAR
03:16
* micahjohnston
just figured the piano out :D
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<
micahjohnston >
to that song
03:19
<
whitequark >
is this channel even about languages anymore
03:19
<
micahjohnston >
whitequark: the level of language-aboutness is about the same as it has historically been
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<
micahjohnston >
there was a discussion about haskell and filigree a bit ago
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<
micahjohnston >
well gnight everyone
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<
micahjohnston >
<32
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<
ec >
whitequark: what micahjohnston said.
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<
ec >
whitequark: it's always been a bit iffy on on-topic-ness
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<
ec >
whitequark: the advent of qgbrielle's return while I was gone led to a
*lot* of off-topic noise.
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<
ec >
aw. nobody here.
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<
joelteon >
ec is that you in the picture with the shopping cart
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<
jesusabdullah >
wow, apparently alcohol in utah comes from state-ran establishments
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<
jesusabdullah >
instead of liquor stores
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<
jesusabdullah >
and there aren't any liquor stores in provo
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<
jesusabdullah >
there's one in Orem
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<
micahjohnston >
ec: i can play the piano to “drive my car”
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<
micahjohnston >
all by ear
13:52
<
micahjohnston >
are you proud of me
13:56
<
micahjohnston >
why do i feel like crap this morning
13:56
<
micahjohnston >
i got a normal amount of sleep
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alexgordon >
hi micahjohnston
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joelteon >
i feel like crap too
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<
octopine >
I want to contribute to $certain_python_library but it looks like PEP8 was completely ignored
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<
octopine >
I could make my first pull request 'PEP8 all the things'
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<
octopine >
but I don't want to seem like a pedant
16:00
octopine is now known as audy
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<
audy >
I don't want to mimic their whack anti-PEP8 style so my code "fits in" with theirs
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<
niggler >
hello #elliottcable
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<
niggler >
what do people do in their "day job" as it were
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joelteon >
p-programming
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<
joelteon >
i work at a startup :>
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<
niggler >
i can't convince myself people are doing serious stuff in startups
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<
niggler >
what do you do?
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<
joelteon >
i'm heading the project to rescue our database from encoding hell
16:16
<
niggler >
thats tragic
16:16
<
joelteon >
do you have a job
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<
niggler >
I'm actually looking to hire a person
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<
joelteon >
to do what
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<
niggler >
but I'm not sure how to start lol
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<
niggler >
JS, some C
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<
joelteon >
how much money
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<
niggler >
that I'm not sure of
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<
niggler >
so i was going to go by finance standards
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<
niggler >
(300K base + bonus) but i'm not sure what people are paid
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<
joelteon >
300K base?
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<
niggler >
that's the standard for first few hires at a hedge fund
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<
niggler >
that process I'm familiar with
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<
joelteon >
which country
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<
niggler >
in manhattan
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<
niggler >
if you are interested in making money, finance might be the right place for you
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<
niggler >
what's the standard pay for a competent JS person?
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<
joelteon >
300K is pretty good, though
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<
niggler >
you are working in a startup now
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<
niggler >
in SF or NY or somewhere else?
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<
niggler >
how much are you paid, if you don't mind answering
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<
joelteon >
i'm an intern atm, so hourly
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<
joelteon >
dunno how much full time is yet
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<
joelteon >
that should be in like a month or so
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niggler >
lol intern
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<
joelteon >
i mean, it's pretty good
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<
joelteon >
it's a good job right out of high school, I mean
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<
philipbot >
The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.
16:52
<
philipbot >
(About to disembark on state visit to Brazil)
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<
joelteon >
niggler: for real though
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<
joelteon >
i'm interested
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<
micahjohnston >
ec:
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<
micahjohnston >
alexgordon:
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<
micahjohnston >
i went running and then slept for like 5 hours
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<
micahjohnston >
and took acetaminophen for a headache
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<
micahjohnston >
lol
21:12
<
micahjohnston >
ec: have you read cloud atlas? because read it
21:13
<
jesusabdullah >
It's a fun movie
21:13
<
jesusabdullah >
in spite of Tom Hanks
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<
gkatsev >
i've been avoiding the movie. Mostly because it's so damn long and possibly not worth that extra hour
21:15
* alexgordon
is drooling over the BFL chips
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<
alexgordon >
if only I knew shit about electronics
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<
gkatsev >
jesusabdullah: since when are you here?
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<
micahjohnston >
jesusabdullah: if he plays Zachry then he would be good
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<
micahjohnston >
haven't watched it yet though
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<
jesusabdullah >
gkatsev: oh, a week ago?
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<
micahjohnston >
when listening to horsepower productions it's so easy to understand where the "dub" and "step" come from in "dubstep"
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