ELLIOTTCABLE changed the topic of #elliottcable to: a _better_ cult ˙ ͜ʟ˙ embrace, extend, extinguish.
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<purr> gq: ? [\1] (b‐sol: 7 730 ſ)
<gq> -poking stick
<gq> -what
<purr> <locks> paws = portal the programming language
<gq> -what
<purr> <Nuck> YOU BEEPED, YOU BASTARD
<gq> -what
<purr> <incomprehensibly> STRAWBERY AVALNGELHTA
<gq> -what
<purr> <elliottcable> My tests are too programmatic. I might have to write meta-tests to test my tests' functionality.
<gq> -what
<purr> <judofyr> elliottcable: what's up with sephr and OMFG, or whatever it was called again?
<gq> -what
<purr> <alexgordon> does freenode kline cow pipers?
<gq> -what
<purr> <eboy> triangle sally is the best performer. better than lady gaga
<gq> -what
<purr> <whitequark> back in 80s or 90s though you had electronics that died if you looked angry at it.
<gq> -what
<purr> <micahjohnston___> elliottcable: bitch I have all three
<gq> -what
<purr> <alexgordon> PHP is like a good burrito
<gq> -what
<purr> <Nuck> elliottcable: He was raised mormon, he doesn't know how vaginas work.
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<joelteon> vaginas don't work
<prophile> I'm thinking of keeping the current alynn.co.uk
<prophile> thoughts on the design?
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<gq> vaginas work pretty good
<gq> i mean their designer was obviously off his head
<gq> & whoever was in charge of bug fixes/patches clearly abandoned the code when hector was a pup
<gq> but other than that
<gq> no real complaints
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<joelteon> ok i figured out how to tell whether a language sucks or not
<joelteon> it's the simplest test ever
<joelteon> it's one step
<joelteon> actually it's more like a flowchart
<joelteon> 1. does your language allow things that aren't booleans to be put in an if statement?
<joelteon> if yes, your language sucks
<joelteon> if no, your language *might* suck
<joelteon> no exceptions are permitted
<joelteon> well except for languages which only have numbers
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<vigs> back
<vigs> hi
<purr> vigs: hi!
<vigs> purr: hi
<purr> vigs: hi!
<vigs> purr: hi
<purr> vigs: hi!
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<purr\Paws> [Paws.rs] devyn pushed 1 new commit to master: https://github.com/devyn/Paws.rs/commit/385f2facd199f8ef54c63908d82c54e1418642aa
<purr\Paws> Paws.rs/master 385f2fa Devyn Cairns: Rust nightly: Timer now accepts Durations instead of u64
<devyn> joelteon: I think non-booleans can be useful in if statements if the language is Ruby-like, in that only nil and false are considered false and everything else is true
<devyn> joelteon: `@var && @var.method` is a good use. even better of course are hacks like andand: @var.andand.method
<prophile> needs moar coffeescript ? operator
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<joelteon> devyn: still sucks
<SwooshyCueb> ELLIOTT
<SwooshyCueb> ELLIOTT ELLIOTT ELLIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTT
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<SwooshyCueb> JOHN MCAFEE JUST FOLLOWED ME ON TWITTER
<SwooshyCueb> WHAT DO
<ELLIOTTCABLE> SwooshyCueb: "tweet at SwooshyCueb 'whaaaaat'"
<ELLIOTTCABLE> http://i.ell.io/1CWS
<SwooshyCueb> lol
<purr> lol
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<Cheery> hilariously I meant to do editor stuff. :)
<Cheery> instead I made lightning simulator.
<Cheery> no regrets or remorse
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<gq> -fingernails @ TheMathNinja
<purr> TheMathNinja: they're weird
<TheMathNinja> lol
<purr> lol
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<gq> oops
<gq> -what
<purr> <devyn> why can't syslinux find menu.c32 :/
<gq> -what
<purr> <incomprehensibly> flatworms absorb the knowledge of other flatworms when they eat them
<gq> -what
<purr> <cuttle> prime factorization, which is a common task
<gq> -what
<purr> <Nuck> gqbrielle: What's ladyprison, hobbits?
<gq> -what
<purr> <alexgordon> fuck oop is so complicated
<gq> -what
<purr> <alexgordon> these people have strange penises
<gq> -what
<purr> <alexgordon> -_- it was just a joke at elliott's expense. I DO THAT ALL DAY LONG
<gq> -what
<purr> <prophile> is the Y combinator defined on boobs?
<gq> -hwat
<gq> -what
<purr> <alexgordon> elliottcable: no, my cock is a perfect rhombus
<gq> -what
<purr> <glowcoil> so adding features is a crapshoot whether it fits right in or requires radical restructuring
<gq> -what
<alexgordon> ...
<gq> ...
<gq> -white goo @ alexgordon
<purr> alexgordon: dreeping down my strema
<alexgordon> ...
<gq> ...
<joelteon> ...
<gq> ...
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<joelteon> silly openssl, telling me how to link it
<gq> indeed
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