<ec>
my life's pray fucked-up and low-spoon the last year and a half, or so
2017-01-24
<ec>
whereas the Mac app is fucking beautiful and excellent
<ec>
roomscale VR is a fucking *trip*
<ec>
god the fucking Vive
2017-01-23
<ec>
anybody in here fucked with the VR SHIT
2017-01-22
<ec>
fucking eGPU trash ;_;
2017-01-21
<ec>
what the fuck is a nugglet
<incomprehensibly>
SwooshyCueb: roaches are the fucking worst
<incomprehensibly>
jfhbrook: oh GOD my last apartment had roaches it's the fucking WORST
2017-01-20
<jfhbrook>
been meaning to just, like, throw everything into the sink and wipe it down, in the interim I just wash the fuck out of anything I need to use out of there
2017-01-19
<marchelzo>
that's dope as fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Man somebody fix the fucking topic
2017-01-17
<ec>
Do Not Fucking Transpile
<drparse>
and I mean fucking everywhere
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
why can't we replace all PLT nerds with fucking designers
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
man types fuck people up
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
eerrrrrr, fuck exceptions plz
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
frankly, our industry is so fucking saturated, that any tiny bit of platform you can reclaim for kindness, is, like ...
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fucking educate him. He's not trying to hurt *you*, even if he's trying to hurt *your friends*.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
but if you have no intolerance for intolerant *thought*, how the fuck are you ever going to help anybody?
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
but I think trans people are the gender they say they are. I think they deserve to be just as safe in everyday life as me, y'know, not, fucking curb stomped. I think Black people deserve safety and the ability to express their collective discontent, and shit.
<meowrobot>
fuck this thing
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
but I do know that Fuck Code 12.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
tbh im a fucking flake who disappears at the slightest provocation
2017-01-15
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
and she gives me an address in FUCKING ENGLEWOOD
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
so like fucking snap chatting while mby dead in 8 hours
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
(who just left, and on the way home, got hit by a fucking semi in Ohio)
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
ON A RELATED FUCKING NOTE
<cythraul>
holy mother of fuck she and her new wife need to level up in parenting.
<cythraul>
fucking endless rage of "how could you brainwaash me and my siblings like that i was a child we were all childrne"
<cythraul>
yeah fuck your mom in the ear
<cythraul>
fuck spokane
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fuck spokane
<cythraul>
ELLIOTTCABLE: we met on twitter. i told you to fuck off. you refused. the fight escalated to adding on AIM to yell at you more efficiently
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
when the *fuck* was I in the lower-48 in 2009
<cythraul>
from tyring to fucking type
<cythraul>
fucking
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
next I'll fuck up my hands somehow
<cythraul>
i'm saying i fucking love you and if i had to pick any of my exes to make a go of it again
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I'm jumping out the fucking window of my 9th story apt
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fuck I'm supposed to brunch today
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
well geeze I'm sorry we're old fucking friends that pseudo-internet-dated for five seconds 🙄
<cythraul>
YOU CUAA;DFY FUCKING BROUGHT IT UP
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Plz stop trying to IRC-diagnose me. It's a little fucked. :P
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
but like my life is completely fucking normal
<cythraul>
fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
you'll be so fucking, whassit
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
just a desperate way to pretend I *wasn't* 100% single until I was Fucking 22™
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
how fucking ridiculous it is that I thought I was "dating" people I'd never met
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fucking internet "relationships"
<cythraul>
so fucking mad
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fuck
<cythraul>
"so i play loud music so i get to decide how hard they fuck
<cythraul>
and i'm like no fuck you we bonded over this for the brief like week and a half in spring 2009 we were inluvforever
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fuck that rule
<cythraul>
she is that fucking hot lol
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
like. fuck off. if it's consensual, you can Suck A Dick, society.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
so apparently the Way To Do It, is either a *fucking giant* (read: old, industrial) soldering-iron, that simply has the thermal mass to drain into the connector quickly,
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
and even worse, the PL-259 connector in particular is a Fucking Monster
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
and honestly I should have fucking used a butane torch; but I'm out of butane rn and it's on order
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I've been soldering since I was, who fucking knows, five years old?
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
soldering *this* fucking was
2017-01-11
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I'm wearing a fucking baller-ass outfit
2017-01-09
<budgie>
fucking
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fucking will
<nuck>
07:32:41 +ELLIOTTCABLEwhat the fuck is a budgie
2017-01-08
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fucking dropbox
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fucking iCloud
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
broken fucking record
<partycat>
fuck i want an iPhone
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
and potatoe doesn't stop with a fucking "o"
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
because colour definitely isn't five fucking letters, you trash
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
WHERE THE FUCK IS "ELLIOTT-ENGLISH"
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
is that the fucking trash one
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
although to be fair, they DON"T FUCK AROUND with the cold, here.
<gq>
fuck your car
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
and I'm burning to fuck her right up
<gq>
the first male you told me you'd ever met in person that you were actually attracted to enough to want to fuck and you call him 'this person' instead of his NAME
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
lol fuck nah
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
don't even fucking tell me.
<gq>
fuck you you don't even have a marriage
<gq>
what? fuck you it's hilarious
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: fuck yeh
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: bonus points: you get to fuck that *points at D's ass*
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I'm so fucking sorry that my joy and happiness costs you all ONE LINE
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
FUCKING ONE
<gq>
fuck 1994.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fuck.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
FUCK
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
what the fuck is a budgie
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
actually i'll be real, eGPUs are really fucking cool
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fuck this noise
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: fucking CTCP me already then
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
because I *do* need to be in a couple channels on Mozilla's net; yet not a single fucking client I've tried can handle it worth shit
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: i told you all langs were so stupid i was gonna write a new one and call it FUCK YOU ELLIOTTCABLE
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I'm pretty caffeine'd the fuck up
2017-01-05
<jfhbrook>
many tourists, for instance, go to chicago and stick around the "less dangerous parts" and get along just fine, I guarantee nobody I know that has visited researched fucking gang signs
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
and no, read up, the second abandoned plan was going outside, but it's Fucking Bitter Cold
2017-01-02
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
my car died in Minnesota, it was a whole fucking ordeal
2017-01-01
<jfhbrook>
fuck mornings
2016-12-29
<jfhbrook>
I hear at pivotal they just like say "scoot the fuck over" and they're like "rock it" because in 10s the reverse happens
2016-12-28
<gq>
fuck's sake
2016-12-16
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
but fucking *google play*? who the *shit* uses that?
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
like, beating out fucking *Tweetbot*.
<jfhbrook>
but as it stands, fuck spotify, and I don't even care that it supposedly has a fantastic native app
<gkatsev>
spotify still requires flash? fuck that
2016-12-15
<ljharb>
fuck elon all the way to the bank
<eligrey>
fuck you
<eligrey>
buying your fucking dumb car
<eligrey>
fuck you tesla
<eligrey>
so fucking unresponsive about it
<eligrey>
fuck freenode tho
2016-12-14
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I don't think asking for help with a "fucking circuit" went over well
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
and I fucked up my first message to the channel
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I have ducking auto-completed to fucking
2016-12-13
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
that's a long fucking test-case
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
♪ FUCK A WEDDIN' RING THAT DING-A-LING WAS JUST A FLING, BITCH
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
like ... well of *course* electronics stuff makes no sense; they're all quietly ignoring their compiler, because they don't fucking understand it
2016-12-11
<ELLINIMINO>
ugh that movie made me just fucking melt
<ELLINIMINO>
literally the most fucked-up book I've ever, ever read
<incomprehensibly>
fuck, reamde came out in 2011
<ELLINIMINO>
it's sooooooooo fucking good
<ELLINIMINO>
idk it's like old-fucking-school irc and it makes me happy
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I'm far from a hacker, somebody used to fucking with things, tell me the easiest way to do this :P
2016-12-09
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
the type of day where, if you're not wearing *wind specific* cold gear, it's just gonna slice right the fuck through whatever you *are* wearing
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
audy: it was so fucking cold here yesterday
2016-12-08
<pikajude>
fucking jmeter's graph generation
<pikajude>
fucking jmeter
2016-12-07
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
ahhhhhh this algorithm is a fucking pain to debug
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I hear earlier on though it was a fucking struggle — much of the time, Servo work would *drive* the advancement of Rust
2016-12-05
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
get a fucking bouncer *eyeroll*
2016-12-04
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
if I do that, then I'm fucked for a day or two
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fucking diskwarrior better be worth the money -_-
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I've had it replaced on warranty fucking twice
2016-12-01
<incomprehensibly>
ELLIOTTCABLE: I only had to produce 2 plutoniums, so I moved around the syncs until the race conditions didn't fuck it up until the 3rd one
<incomprehensibly>
ELLIOTTCABLE: just the most unholy, fucked abomination I've ever made
<incomprehensibly>
ELLIOTTCABLE: I FUCKING DID IT
2016-11-29
<incomprehensibly>
ELLIOTTCABLE: FUCK i haven't done either
2016-11-18
<ljharb>
fucking france
<devyn>
fuck this year
2016-11-17
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
grabbing my laptop and then ditching this fucking house
2016-11-15
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Okay be fair she was hot as FUCK tho
2016-11-12
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
5:16:41 PM <ljharb> step 3, draw the rest of the fucking ass
2016-11-11
<ljharb>
step 3, draw the rest of the fucking ass
2016-11-10
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
so I've been having a good time ignoring all the boring *requirements*, and going off-plan to learn about antenna theory (WTFFFFFFFFFFUCK, ANTENNAS ARE SO fucking WEIRD) and try and learn Morse-code (which isn't required because it turns out it's FUCKING HARD OMG)
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
it's super fucking basic stuff
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
pikajude: y fucking
<pikajude>
fucking ec\ posting on facebook about long distance post apocalyptic communication
2016-11-09
<incomprehensibly>
fuck
2016-11-08
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
the problem is that machine learning is Fucking Dumb and terrible at every single goddamn human-related task it's ever been applied to, not a deficit of hardware capabilities or data input.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
(there's a damn-good reason he didn't announce AP2.0 until the last fucking minute w.r.t. shipping vehicles, but he craftily announced the loss of free-for-life Supercharging months ahead of time)
2016-11-02
<pikajude>
ELLIOTTCABLE: what the fuck man
<pikajude>
ec\: what the fuck man
2016-10-31
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
other than that the medical hospital is slow as fuck, and it's dragged on to like 4 days, despite there being a precipitous drop in positive results for this surgery after 3? no.
2016-10-29
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
i'm freaking, freaking the fuck out
2016-10-28
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
and thus we might as well throw stability out entirely and measure something actually fucking useful
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
meanwhile the second is laughably fucking pointless in every way, can we plz get rid of that A.S.A.P.
2016-10-27
<pikajude>
FUCK
<incomprehensibly>
FUCK
2016-10-26
<dimaa>
and im fucking so excited
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
crap wtf windows don't fuck up my pastes
2016-10-25
<alexgordon>
which is correctly a fucking ridiculous concept
<pikajude>
hotplugging doesn't fuck up anything
2016-10-16
<pikajude>
fuck me they annoy me
2016-10-14
<alexgordon>
because she's a total fucking xenophobe!
<ec>
yes, I dipped a super car, fuck off :P
<ec>
ljharb: model & options? if you aren't already, start obsessively browsing TeslaMotorsClub. A fucking wealth of information.
<pikajude>
but i'm starting to give less of a fuck
<pikajude>
fucking assholes took me on for 35% below market and I'm still not at parity with my coworkers
2016-10-12
<ec>
fuck me right up, I have *average* ping of 1ms right now
2016-10-10
<ec>
oh and these fucking *amazing* beechwood-fabric underclothes
<ec>
the pull-overs are fucking thick, too thick
2016-10-09
<ec>
I'm so fucking lost
2016-10-06
<ec>
I fucking lol'd,
<ec>
in a zombie apocalypse, you could still talk to people in fucking London; or more usefully, radiate and exchange messages in your larger-local area
<ec>
well so basically the *real* point of amateur radio is that it's extremely, extremely fucking reliable and simple
<ec>
one of the transceivers I very briefly looked into for my Ideal Car Setup is, like, fucking $8,999
<ec>
lmao cheap as fuck nowadays
<Pyrrh>
I started out as hardware engineering instead of software but I was like NOOOOOOPE as soon as I remembered I can spend literally all my time studying physics and still fuck up the basics
<ec>
but drawing? fucking nope
2016-09-30
<ec>
but I spent all my time banging my head against those, and fucked up some of the simple ones in the last few minutes before the buzzer
<ljharb>
ec: have you seen "fuck you pay me" by mike monteiro? go watch it
<incomprehensibly>
fuck whooops
<ec>
whereas if you just give me the actual fucking math, I can at least google symbols and words until it all clicks into place
<ec>
I'm not gnna do math unless I'm gonna do it fucking *right*
<ec>
with a limit I'd reduce this to terms, right? fuck, I don't even remember
<ec>
ahhah, this is cute as fuck
<pikajude>
so while i value your opinion, ec, it's nice to have this one channel where they can all fuck off
<incomprehensibly>
as in if you have a neighbor or family member who is a trump supporter you will have a much deeper understanding of what the fuck is happening right now
<ec>
“is willing to mention <that dude>” is, lol, definitely fucking not an absolute I was prepared to make a bannable offense.
<ec_>
wow, typing math is fucking annoying
<ec_>
pretttttty sure he covered/defined this on a day I missed. (I've missed a lot. fucking this semester up haaaaard.)
2016-09-25
<meowrobot>
there is almost always some asshole that'll derail a topic with something like "the fucking sjws are ruining this for us"
<ec_>
but if this is actively hurting people … I'm going to have to either ban some people, and ruin the character of this channel forevermore … or permanan some particular *topics* using purr or something, which would equally fuck up the character of this channel
2016-09-24
<jfhbrook>
I fucked that up but you get the idea
2016-09-13
<pikajude>
good fucking luck
2016-09-03
<jfhbrook>
fucking morons
<jfhbrook>
fuck my life
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
and trying to sort through the chatlog every time I stop at a supercharger ain't fucking going fucking well, so somebody tl;dr me
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Okay ... what the fuck happened in here, today
2016-09-02
<alexgordon>
fuck that. I need std::vector for sanity purposes
<jfhbrook>
and I think importing and overriding other peoples' classes is fucking stupid on *its* face
<jfhbrook>
I just think blocks are fucking stupid on their face
<Coraline>
I'm a fucking warrior
<cloudhead>
literally there can't be a conversation about that on twitter without people freaking the fuck out
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I feel precisely the fucking opposite
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
where the fuck is Cadíz
2016-09-01
<ljharb>
i think what's super fucking unhealthy is pretending like you can "get over" the trauma of losing a deep emotional conneection
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
ljharb: literally everybody I hang out with acts as if it's Super Fucking Unhealthy?
<Coraline>
Brains are fucked. We're wired to be miserable.
<Coraline>
(wow that's also fucked up)
<Coraline>
Brains are fucked up
<Coraline>
Patrick had fucking better well deal with it!
2016-08-31
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
if not, then I'm fucking psychic O_O
<purr>
ELLIOTTCABLE: no. fuck you.
2016-08-30
<Navarr>
what the fuck is paws
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
can we talk about how fucking awesome the original song for that ad I tweeted is
<jfhbrook>
I got fucked by that once
<pikajude>
yeah health insurance is fucking shite
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
the new ‘Magic Keyboard’ was a fucking miracle. “What? Apple is revisiting the design they abandoned, and the only one I can stand to type on!?!?”
2016-08-29
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
no fucking kidding, yeezus
2016-08-28
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I just, I fucking love Barney Stinson
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
tru fucking dat
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
so fucking bored
2016-08-26
<ec>
fuck I'mma tweet it
<ec>
I'd date the fuck out of you bby <3
<ec>
DDG is a search company. Relevance is *literally their business*. Fucking this up ain't okay.
<pikajude>
christ I fucking hate off by one errors
<ec>
pikajude: did I make it *too* fucked? I tried to achieve the same amount of fucked as previously
<pikajude>
wow, the topic got even more fucked
<ec>
-best duck fuck go
<ec>
anything hair-related is a fucking no tho
<vil>
fuck I forgot about ovoids
<ec>
I was about to say “I miss when people used to change the topic to talk”, and then glanced up, and realized I fucked it up the other day
<pikajude>
fuck grep
<pikajude>
what the fuck was i talking about
<ec>
because ... there's some fucking gold
<ec>
pikajude: are you fucking 18!?
<alexgordon>
ec: FUCK YEAH I'M ON TOP
<ec>
I have like fifty fucking modules transpiling my JS code, tbh
<ec>
‘Fuck you and your exclusively-testing-in-the-worst-browser habit’
<ec>
you know what'd be a fucking effective service?
<incomprehensibly>
fuck i need to ship
<ec>
fuck haskell
<incomprehensibly>
FUCK
2016-08-24
<ec>
also what the fuck avatar is this
<ec>
El Oh El Chicago Weather is a Fucking Hellscape, Tee Em
<ec>
Helena is fucking beautiful and magical but by turns both boring and hectic
<ec>
who the fuck was that!?
<ec>
but I'm fucking READY to attack math and be done with ‘programming’ as I've previously known it
<ec>
you can master basically any fucking task in six months, but there's always going to be 10,000 other tools or approaches or wtfever that you know nothing about
<jfhbrook>
fuck why did I buy old bay flavored beer this is awful
<jfhbrook>
except I have a complete fucking inability to not talk about work
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
it'd be *too fucking easy*, like, I'd be lazy, and not form quality, meaningful relationships
<purr>
<alexgordon> read the fucking ... n?
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
how the fuck have I know all of you for six or seven years and banged *none of you*
<jfhbrook>
man how the fuck do you pick up chicks on ir---oh
<alexgordon>
da fuck
<jfhbrook>
my ex hooked up with this dude like 2 weeks after we broke up so WHO THE FUCK KNOWS
<alexgordon>
the conclusion this channel has reached: FUCKING SOMEONE'S WIFE IS BAD
<jfhbrook>
in fact it was like, hey, take my wife out to dinner so she has something to do but DON'T fuck her
<jfhbrook>
he did not expect his friend to fuck his wife while he was out of town
<incomprehensibly>
if you fuck someone's spouse you ARE interacting with that person
<incomprehensibly>
and fucking someone's spouse is dragging people down the hill into a local minimum
<incomprehensibly>
ELLIOTTCABLE: anyway, if you want to solve/get rid of monogamy, the solution is NOT to go around fucking people's spouses.
<jfhbrook>
fuck now this guy's saying suicidal things
<jfhbrook>
fuck I need to drink more
<jfhbrook>
fuck no
<jfhbrook>
because he could idk fucking say no?
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I am a fucking software architect I don't know HOW to cut corners ;_;
<alexgordon>
ELLIOTTCABLE: FUCK CUPS
<purr>
<alexgordon> FUCK cups
<purr>
ELLIOTTCABLE: what the ever loving fuck are you saying
2016-08-22
<pikajude>
i fucking hate software
2016-08-16
<jfhbrook>
like part of me wants to tell univision to go fuck themselves
<jfhbrook>
I sure as fuck hope so ljharb but like
<Pyrrh>
that's fucked up
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
it was so fucking trivial
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fucking ibuprofen
2016-08-15
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
But I also share that feel of “what the fuck, how do ‘normal people’ just coast through, with everything always coming together and staying on track?”
2016-08-14
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
(1. me. I'm fucking amazing at JavaScript. fucking amazing.)
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
like ltrly can i plz *not* write a fucking cache simulator right now, this is like, I'M 27 THIS IS SO EMASCULATING
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
but I want to chat with him about plt and maybe have steamy happy intercourse with him, not have to fucking turn in C ‘systems programming’ assignments
2016-08-13
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fucking fucking fuck
2016-08-04
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
incomprehensibly / glowcoil, wake the fuck up
2016-08-03
<ec>
when the fuck did that happen tho
<ec>
Activity in here basically parallels my work on Paws. I'm *swamped* with school this year: turns out I'm fucking terrible at homework and taking classes and shit.
2016-07-31
<ec>
fucking bad
<ec>
whi the fuck is embri0n tho
2016-07-19
<ec>
I respect you and all of the work I've seen out of you fucking immensely.
<ec>
I fucking love functional JavaScript
<ec>
I'm not talking about ... “evaluating a specific possibility based on incomplete knowledge.” (GWT example. fucked up.) I'm talking, instead, about “extracting inferences about higher-levels-of-abstraction, from a set of multiple pieces of incomplete-knowledge.”
<ec>
that's where I fucked up on the GWT example
<ec>
Maths' interface is fucking terrible!
<ec>
Haskell feels like ... the awkwardest fucking flying car *ever*
<ec>
and I'm like get the fuck out plz
<ec>
like, nobody fucking tries to build web-servers in Coq.