devyn changed the topic of #elliottcable to: 22:53:14 <+whitequark> also there was a fragment about Swiss embassy being located on top of a 1000-ft pole, inside which there was a gigantic arms exhibit
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<cuttle> whitequark: see that's what i don't like about it
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<devyn> I slept
<devyn> it was good
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<joelteon> o shit
<devyn> joelteon: yo' nick was OVERRULED
<devyn> BURRRNNNNN
<joelteon> what
<joelteon> huh
<devyn> drrrriilllllll
<devyn> I think Starbound might *already* have one of the best mod APIs I've ever seen
<devyn> people are doing crazy things with it
<devyn> very easily
<devyn> and I don't think it's even documented, which shows how straightforward it must be haha
<joelteon> lol
<purr> lol
<joelteon> devyn:
<joelteon> so i started writing a blog post about the new unscramble
<joelteon> and now I feel like an idiot
<joelteon> again
<devyn> for what
<joelteon> for my blog
<joelteon> so i can put it on /r/haskell
<joelteon> an get cred
<devyn> no I mean what do you feel like an idiot for
<joelteon> because the original unscramble algorithm is exactly what you wrote, i just didn't realize that until after you wrote it lol
<joelteon> except it doesn't validate as it goes along, it validates at the end
<joelteon> so it's a bit slower
<devyn> validates at the end?
<devyn> how so?
<joelteon> it builds up every possible list of coordinates
<joelteon> then checks which ones are unique, valid lists
<joelteon> pretty dumb
<devyn> well I consider that to be fundamentally different, and isn't that exactly what you said before anyway?
<joelteon> do you really
<joelteon> I don't think I'm going to finish this blog post
<joelteon> people will just be like
<joelteon> "yeah...so?"
<devyn> yeah I don't really think it's all that interesting honestly :p
<devyn> just kind of a fun challenge
<joelteon> i think it is
<joelteon> that's what /r/haskell is mostly
<joelteon> oh well
<joelteon> ok yeah i deleted it
<joelteon> RIP
<joelteon> i'll check if that guy finished deboggle
<whitequark> rest in pieces
<devyn> RIP in peace
<whitequark> argh, fucking macros
<joelteon> ok, he hasn't finished it
<joelteon> his algorithm is the same as my very very first one
<devyn> I should really replace my shitty tumblr with something better
<devyn> and actually blog
<joelteon> good idea
<joelteon> i try to write blog posts
<joelteon> often it doesn't work
<devyn> well, as long as you learn something in the process
<devyn> sometimes writing things out really helps
<devyn> ideally I'd just put all of my ideas in blog form and not really care whether they're any good or not
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<joelteon> devyn: i have the namecoin stuff
<joelteon> blockchain
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<joelteon> soo i tried to write unscramble in C
<joelteon> i decided not to
<devyn> joelteon: why not? the algorithm I wrote is tail recursive such that it could easily be turned into a loop
<joelteon> yeah
<joelteon> but
<joelteon> it's annoying
<joelteon> bt devyn
<joelteon> btw
<joelteon> i have the nmc blockchain
<devyn> ok, I should be able to send you some right from BTC-e
<devyn> let me check
<devyn> joelteon: address?
<joelteon> N7RTsAJwjEAroH27iB3DMwidYu3U8TCYVz
<devyn> kk
<devyn> that should do it
<devyn> oh wait confirmation
<devyn> there we go
<devyn> should show up in a few minutes
<joelteon> when will it update
<joelteon> why's it say unconfirmed
<devyn> joelteon: because a block needs to be mined by someone to "confirm" the transaction
<joelteon> ok
<joelteon> when will that happen
<devyn> shouldn't take more than half an hour
<joelteon> ok
<joelteon> thanks devyn
<joelteon> i owe you one
<devyn> o/
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<joelteon> ok
<joelteon> now I own joelteon.bit too
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<ELLIOTTCABLE__> fucking, fuck
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> worst. new years eve. of my living memory.
<yorick> ELLIOTTCABLE: what happened?
<whitequark> yeah tell us
<ELLIOTTCABLE> uh
<ELLIOTTCABLE> long-ish story
<ELLIOTTCABLE> i, threw a party, put a lot of effort into it. not a thing I ever do, so I wanted to try it.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> theme, ordered all sorts of decorations, gave people specific instructions, invited everybody I know around here (not really that many people, total of about fifteen RSVPs; I don't have a lot of friends here).
<ELLIOTTCABLE> chellio invited her three best friends, all of whom came, so it was a fairly nice showing.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> in the middle of a game of Cards Against Humanity, I was saying something game-related to someone, and she leans across the table and says, in front of *every friend I had*, something along the lines of “FUCK YOU.”
<ELLIOTTCABLE> then “You're an ASSHOLE.”
<yorick> what
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I was already unhappy with her over some other, minor feels that're way too complex to explain here, and that was hugely the last straw for me: embarrassing me, trashing me, infront of *literaly* every single friend I have … for NO REASON. literally, absolutely, no, reason, that I could see.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> not take-me-aside and chew me out for something I had done wrong that I hadn't noticed … not, even, yell at me for something, WHEN IT HAPPENED, … not even FUCKING EXPLAIN WHAT YOU'RE YELLING AT ME ABOUT, when you yell at me later.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> everybody's stopped. everybody's staring at us.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I'm *so fucking angry*, now; she couldn't even be arsed to fucking *tell me* what made me a goddamn asshole.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I slammed my sandwich down on the table and stormed out of the room. Couldn't handle watching all of my distant-ish ‘friends’ stare at us and our problems, out in public, embarassed.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> segue:
<yorick> ELLIOTTCABLE: I would have stood up and told her to get out
<ELLIOTTCABLE> she follows me to my bedroom. tells me *I've* embarassed all of us. I'm fucking shaking at this point, I'm sone done with the whole mess. I sigh, and make it clear that I'm going to stay in the bedroom, until everybody leaves.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> she starts insulting me, and telling me about how that's “unacceptable” and it's “my party” and how I've “embarassed myself infront of all my own friends”
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fucker, that was *YOU*. that was *YOU*.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> then she, well, attacks me. i'm not clear on the details, but I never touched her. (I've touched a girl in anger *once* in my entire life, and it will *never* happen again.)
<ELLIOTTCABLE> she starts scratching me up. my arm's all fucked.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I gently but firmly grab her, pick her up, and move her out of my way, so I can open the door to my bedroom and get out; I grab my shit, walk past *all* of the silent people sitting around the cards-against-humanity table, and out the front door to my apartment.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> she, and her friends, and *my* friends, all continue to have the party of their lives. after I leave.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I left at about 11:30, so I was sitting in my car, screaming anguish at my steering wheel, smashed drunk, and alone as all fuck, when the clock struck 12:00.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> They? Were all popping my champagne, cheering.
<yorick> aww
<ELLIOTTCABLE> she called while I was checking-in at a hotel nearby, we argued briefly, and I very calmly told her that I'm done with her, done being made to feel like *I'm* a piece of shit, worthless, when *she's* the one who pulls shit like that.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> so.
<yorick> ELLIOTTCABLE: you did right
<ELLIOTTCABLE> segue:
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I come home today. She got *smashed* drunk, drinking and crying at her best friends over the whole thing, until 4:30 … she's asleep, on *my* bed, here in my apartment
<ELLIOTTCABLE> my little brother (whom I flew down from Minnesota to hang out with us) and her little brother are the only other people here, right now.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> my place is fairly trashed. luckily, nothing appears to be broken or damaged too much, just really messy and smelly.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> (only reason there, is aforementioned little bro, he looked out for my interests after I had to leave, apparently.)
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and then, the kicker, for me …
<ELLIOTTCABLE> they played Spin The Bottle after I left.
<yorick> stop making it worse
* whitequark reads in horror
<whitequark> sorry man
<yorick> like every time I think "okay that's pretty bad" and then you tell us something worse happened!
<yorick> ELLIOTTCABLE: did you ever find out why she thought you were an asshole?
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<yorickpeterse> kik
<whitequark> I know
<whitequark> lol
<purr> lol
<whitequark> the train is colloquially called "elektrichka". it's a suburbian train
<yorickpeterse> this country man
<yorickpeterse> the internet would so much more boring without it
<whitequark> those seats you see? wooden
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<yorickpeterse> at least its natural
<yorickpeterse> * it's
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> yorick: yeah
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> whitequark: what eeeeeven
<ELLIOTTCABLE> (re: topic)
<whitequark> ELLIOTTCABLE: I had a drem
<whitequark> *dream
<whitequark> honestly, right now I'm about as lost about that as you are
<whitequark> but I remember that it *did* make sense back when I typed it out
<whitequark> in unrelated news: STM is fucking awesome. https://gist.github.com/whitequark/430a8cb992b9e35784e2
<yorickpeterse> I had a dream last night where I was sitting in a tiny room with friends, in a line, receiving and shaking hands with famous programmers
<yorickpeterse> inc Jim Weirich who was wearing a cowboy hat
<yorickpeterse> I was rather confused when I woke up
<whitequark> fucking usbserial driver doesn't work
<whitequark> why the fuck
<yorickpeterse> So I ventured into /r/dating / r/r4r to see if these are worse/better than /r/bitcoin and /r/politics
<yorickpeterse> these subreddits are so funny
<yorickpeterse> WELL THERE GOES YOUR LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP
<whitequark> oh lol
<purr> lol
<whitequark> no wonder it doesn't work
<whitequark> I'm attaching an ft232 driver to pl2303 chip
<yorickpeterse> hihi, so on /r/r4r the amount of comments per tags are...
<yorickpeterse> http://hastebin.com/raw/teqelodile -> based on all posts if my code wasn't borken
<yorickpeterse> tl;dr: women have a higher chance to get comments, surprise surprise
<whitequark> this is why you will never get laid
<yorickpeterse> whitequark: joke's on you, I already got laid in the past
<yorickpeterse> I should make that my pickup line. "I'm still a virgin and I want to get laid soon. I live in Hilversum"
<whitequark> and I'm fucking with an USART
<whitequark> Y U NO TRANSMIT
<whitequark> fucker
<whitequark> ... what
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<whitequark> awesome, I typoed 2→4
<whitequark> there goes a hour
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