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ja>
wow, my Touch ID works a lot better after I took a shower
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ja>
maybe I should do that more often
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ec>
ja: opposite, wtf
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ec>
for me, Touch ID is completely unusable when my fingers (or the sensor) are wet
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whitequark>
ec: well don't masturbate when using your phone then. or at least wipe your hands
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ec>
“Well, don't masturbate using your hands, then.”
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ec>
I'm all … ‘how?’
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whitequark>
ec: uh, there are lots of ways. You could hump a pillow
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whitequark>
you could masturbate using someone else's hands as well
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ec>
that's, like, not masturbation, by definition :P
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whitequark>
like, taking their hands in your hands and using them as a proxy
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whitequark>
i'm going to argue that, formally speaking, it would still be masturbation
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ja>
I tend to dry myself after I've showered, ec
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ja>
i'm sure it wouldn't work when my fingers are wet either
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ja>
whitequark: have you ever tried that?
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whitequark>
ja: what part in particular?
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ja>
whitequark: taking someone else's hands in your hands and using them as a proxy for masturbating
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whitequark>
ja: actually, yes
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ja>
whitequark: sounds hot
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whitequark>
ja: mostly boring but it beats explaining positions, angles and forces with words
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whitequark>
see, 'beats'