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<ja> wow, my Touch ID works a lot better after I took a shower
<ja> maybe I should do that more often
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<ec> ghhhhhh
<ec> ja: opposite, wtf
<ec> for me, Touch ID is completely unusable when my fingers (or the sensor) are wet
<whitequark> ec: well don't masturbate when using your phone then. or at least wipe your hands
<ec> mis-read
<ec> “Well, don't masturbate using your hands, then.”
<ec> I'm all … ‘how?’
<whitequark> ec: uh, there are lots of ways. You could hump a pillow
<whitequark> you could masturbate using someone else's hands as well
<ec> that's, like, not masturbation, by definition :P
<whitequark> like, taking their hands in your hands and using them as a proxy
<whitequark> i'm going to argue that, formally speaking, it would still be masturbation
whitequark changed the topic of #elliottcable to: masturbation
<ja> I tend to dry myself after I've showered, ec
<ja> i'm sure it wouldn't work when my fingers are wet either
<ja> whitequark: have you ever tried that?
<whitequark> ja: what part in particular?
<ja> whitequark: taking someone else's hands in your hands and using them as a proxy for masturbating
<whitequark> ja: actually, yes
<ja> whitequark: sounds hot
<whitequark> ja: mostly boring but it beats explaining positions, angles and forces with words
<whitequark> see, 'beats'
<ja> lol
<purr> lol