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<purr> <mix> elliott's politics, say, are just assholeish
<ELLIOTTCABLE> not inaccurate
<ELLIOTTCABLE> alexgordon: would love to
<ELLIOTTCABLE> alexgordon: ‘having time’: unlikely
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fun fact I have plans for Valentine's Daaaaaay
<alexgordon> !
<ELLIOTTCABLE> who saw that coming, raise your hand
<ELLIOTTCABLE> *conspicuously keeps his hand down*
<ELLIOTTCABLE> wait for it tho,
<ELLIOTTCABLE> those plans are: watching sports
<alexgordon> !
<ELLIOTTCABLE> dun dun dunnnn
<jfhbrook> heh
* alexgordon knows nothing about valentines day or sports, fees hopelessly out of depth for this conversation
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<alexgordon> omg
<alexgordon> the language with the great website
<alexgordon> I've been trying to find this again for years
<alexgordon> this is seriously interesting actually http://journal.stuffwithstuff.com/2010/10/29/bootstrapping-a-type-system/
<alexgordon> man this is exactly what I want to do
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<purr> <Navarr> i'm wondering if #Paws isn't really a language, but a state of zen
<glowcoil> alexgordon: hasn't magpie been renamed
<alexgordon> has it?
<alexgordon> nothing on the github page
<glowcoil> alexgordon: maybe not renamed per se
<glowcoil> alexgordon: but i believe the same guy has newer language(s)
<glowcoil> that are spiritual successors
<alexgordon> oh cool
<glowcoil> @munificentbob
<glowcoil> he did game programming patterns
<alexgordon> magpie, wren, ..
<alexgordon> I see a pattern
<alexgordon> this wren language is beautiful
<alexgordon> glowcoil: do you think I can make "fuck" a keyword of my language? :D
<jfhbrook> presumably you could unfuck something too
<glowcoil> alexgordon: haha please do
<alexgordon> I'm trying to think of the correct keyword for importing private methods from another module
<alexgordon> fuck is the only suitable word :P
<glowcoil> hahahaha
<ljharb> alexgordon: "embezzle"
<alexgordon> haha
<alexgordon> wow wikipedia's article on unification is much better than it used to be
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<purr> <aeva> irssi-proxy is the stuff of nightmares
<ELLIOTTCABLE> guys
<ELLIOTTCABLE> so news
<ELLIOTTCABLE> many life event
<ljharb> do tell
<ELLIOTTCABLE> throated.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> my.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> first.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> dick.
* ELLIOTTCABLE dances in little circles
<ljharb> um, congrats?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ljharb: thank you! :D
* ELLIOTTCABLE pokes glowcoil
<ELLIOTTCABLE> glowcoil glowcoil glowcoil glowcoil
<ELLIOTTCABLE> probably shoulda cw'd that ....
<ELLIOTTCABLE> til
<ELLIOTTCABLE> gq: you, at least, will be proud of me
<purr> <whitequark> ELLIOTTCABLE: wat.
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> krainboltgreene: D:
<pikajude> i just got covered in period blood
<pikajude> sorry, is that too graphic
<pikajude> i thought it was topical for this channel
<ljharb> define covered
<pikajude> oh it wasn't really covered at all
<pikajude> a big goopy strand of it fell on me
<purr> <ELLIOTTCABLE> whitequark: I mean, cock is great, but, why?
<pikajude> -what
<purr> <joelteon> i'm singlehandedly trying to make yesod enterprise-ready
<pikajude> -what
<purr> <yrashk> super async MMORPG
<pikajude> -what
<purr> <alexgordon> ikr
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<inimino> man, the one time I pop into this channel to see what's up
<inimino> and...
<inimino> it's basically just as I remembered
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: o.o
<gq> congrats? lol
<purr> lols
<purr> <alexgordon> a python script, to generate a grammar, to pass to a compiler compiler, to generate the C++ source for a compiler, to be compiled by a C++ compiler
<krainboltgreene> Ec^ er?
<krainboltgreene> ELLIOTTCABLE: yes?
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<purr> <Nuck> elliottcable: Stop rubbing your face in poop you fool
<ELLIOTTCABLE> pikajude: topical for this channel
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -stop
<ELLIOTTCABLE> krainboltgreene: I was sad you'd unfollowed me!
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<krainboltgreene> ELLIOTTCABLE: I still get your tweets o.O
<ELLIOTTCABLE> krainboltgreene: whaaaat weird
<krainboltgreene> Oh I figured it out.
<krainboltgreene> FakeRobotGamer was being an asshole to a friend, so I threw them into blockgraph.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ah.
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<purr\ec> [Homework] ELLIOTTCABLE fast-forwarded master from 9baf3ee to a7034fa: https://github.com/ELLIOTTCABLE/Homework/compare/9baf3ee281db...a7034fabb40c
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<glowcoil> inimino: lmao
<ELLIOTTCABLE> (format #t "Did I ever tell you about my chickens\n")
<ELLIOTTCABLE> (format #t "I was going to name one Donkey\n")
<ELLIOTTCABLE> (format #t "I always wanted a donkey\n")
<ELLIOTTCABLE> (format #t "In the end we called her Raveonette\n")
<ELLIOTTCABLE> (format #t "Donkey is not a great name for a chicken\n")
<ELLIOTTCABLE> (newline) (newline) (newline) (newline) (newline))
<ELLIOTTCABLE> “If all callers of a function are known -- and by this time, you're starting to catch the pattern, I think -- if all callers are known, then *the procedure does not need to exist as a value at run-time.*”
<alexgordon> sup ELLIOTTCABLE
<alexgordon> sup glowcoil
<alexgordon> sup inimino!
<ELLIOTTCABLE> alexgordon: --^
<ELLIOTTCABLE> big news that I won't repeat because people didn't like it very much
<ELLIOTTCABLE> geeze did I make this room *too* programmer-y or something
<ELLIOTTCABLE> three years ago that'd have flown just fine >:
<ELLIOTTCABLE> alexgordon: i'm reading more andy-wingo-godliness
<alexgordon> news?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> alexgordon: --^
<alexgordon> ...
<alexgordon> was NOT what I was expecting
<alexgordon> also had to read it twice to figure out the polarity
<ELLIOTTCABLE> po
<ELLIOTTCABLE> polari
<ELLIOTTCABLE> p…olarity...
<ELLIOTTCABLE> “This paper presents a set of optimizations that im- prove upon the flat-closure model along with an algorithm that im- plements them, and it shows that the optimizations together elimi- nate over 50% of run-time closure-creation and free-variable access overhead in practice, with insignificant compile-time overhead.”
<ELLIOTTCABLE> “The optimizations never add overhead and remain safe-for-space, thus preserving the benefits of the flat-closure model.”
<ELLIOTTCABLE> alexgordon: idk I felt like it was on-topic! I talked about how much I wanted phallocentric(?) sex for yeaaaaars in here; and have also had intensive conversations about my personal barriers with actually doing so
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh god damnit alex come back
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<alexgordon> ELLIOTTCABLE: oops, sleeped computer
<alexgordon> phallocentric?
<alexgordon> ELLIOTTCABLE: yeah noun: polarity. direction of cock
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<alexgordon> god dammit I keep forgetting
<ELLIOTTCABLE> alexgordon: lmao
<ELLIOTTCABLE> direction of cock
<ELLIOTTCABLE> alexgordon: how do you not use irccloud or znc or something yet
<ELLIOTTCABLE> jesus christ it's been years, how have you IRC'd for ≥6 years *with a desktop client* that disconnects every time you shut ur lid
<alexgordon> u shut ur lid
<alexgordon> yeah I dunno
<alexgordon> tried irccloud, didn't like it
<ELLIOTTCABLE> “and because Scheme is semantically squirrely when it comes to the result of (eqv? (lambda () 10) (lambda () 10)) (it's unspecified: lambda expressions don't have identity)”
<alexgordon> znc seems like work
<ELLIOTTCABLE> whaaaaaat
<ELLIOTTCABLE> why on earth scheme
<alexgordon> if you're comparing lambdas you're doing something wrong
<ELLIOTTCABLE> but unspecified behaviour ddis
<alexgordon> does scheme have exceptions?
<alexgordon> should just be an exception
<ELLIOTTCABLE> alexgordon: r6rs does. nobody likes r6rs.
<alexgordon> lol
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> alexgordon: you know american fuzzy lop?
<alexgordon> brb
<alexgordon> and yes I do
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<alexgordon> ELLIOTTCABLE: so what about american fuzzy lop?
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