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<purr> <Nuck> my mangina
<pikajude> wish I didn't have strep
<ja> :x
<purr> <locks> paws = portal the programming language
<ja> lol
<purr> lols
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> pikajude: you sick af too?
<pikajude> I'm re sick
<pikajude> The antibiotics didn't work
<alexgordon> pikajude: what are you sick with?
<pikajude> strep...
<ELLIOTTCABLE> pikajude: didn't work? did you take them? :P
<ELLIOTTCABLE> which antibiotic?
* alexgordon takes pikajude to the pokecenter
<ELLIOTTCABLE> alexgordon: wat.
<purr> beep.
<alexgordon> -34 pikachu
<purr> alexgordon: Here. <http://bit.ly/21f4hhH?.jpg> [NSFW]
<purr> alexgordon: ... if you had any sense, you wouldn't have asked.
<alexgordon> hmm, not going to click that actually.
<purr> <joelteon> you don't realize how much pressure there is for the cool kids to rub their faces in poop these days
<ELLIOTTCABLE> alexgordon: goddamnit
<alexgordon> is it bad?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> wait, so, joelteon == otters == pikajude, right?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> wasn't there another one I'm thinking of that *wasn't* the same person?
<alexgordon> I dunno anymore
<alexgordon> in my mind those are three different people
<alexgordon> regardless of the facts
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I've got some terrible sickfarts right now
<ELLIOTTCABLE> intense sulfur
<pikajude> yes ELLIOTTCABLE
<pikajude> those are three same people
<pikajude> haha
<pikajude> that picture is actually kind of cute
<pikajude> pikachu is the perfect Pokemon to perform cunnilingus
<alexgordon> -34 charizard
<purr> alexgordon: Here. <http://bit.ly/21f50zk?.jpg> [NSFW]
<purr> alexgordon: ... if you had any sense, you wouldn't have asked.
<alexgordon> pikajude: oh god is that what it is?
<pikajude> it is
<pikajude> on a really badly drawn Zero Suit Samus I think
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ew stop ew
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I regret that bot feature, so hard
<alexgordon> you don't have to click, I'm not
<alexgordon> -34 bjarne stroustrup
<alexgordon> …thank god.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> alexgordon: my client renders images inline.
<alexgordon> even if they're in a bitly link?
<alexgordon> mine doesn't
<ELLIOTTCABLE> that's why the bot appends ?.jpg: to get irccloud to try and resolve them
<ELLIOTTCABLE> *also* a feature I regret adding
<alexgordon> ahaha
<alexgordon> so it's a problem of your own making
<pikajude> ELLIOTTCABLE: you can make irccloud render images?
<pikajude> nice. you can
<eligrey> nobody needs to email that address now btw
<eligrey> got it all worked out
<ja> bjarne <3
* ja sick af also Q_Q
<ja> -34 steve jobs
<purr> ja: Here. <http://bit.ly/1VtE1wq?.jpg> [NSFW]
<purr> ja: ... if you had any sense, you wouldn't have asked.
<ja> lols
<purr> LOL
<ja> -34 undyne
<purr> ja: Here. <http://bit.ly/1VtEe2X?.jpg> [NSFW]
<purr> ja: ... if you had any sense, you wouldn't have asked.
* ja pats purr
* purr rrrr
<pikajude> -34 zinnia
<purr> pikajude: Here. <http://bit.ly/1VtEpLA?.jpg> [NSFW]
<purr> pikajude: ... if you had any sense, you wouldn't have asked.
<pikajude> oh, awful
<pikajude> what the hell is that
<ELLIOTTCABLE> what the hell
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I see Bad Dragon products … and a giant worm coming out of her ass? jesus
<ELLIOTTCABLE> why is this still happening
<ELLIOTTCABLE> who types it `rm -fr`
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fuckin' frenchies
<pikajude> -34 zinnia
<purr> pikajude: Here. <http://bit.ly/1VtEpLA?.jpg> [NSFW]
<purr> pikajude: ... if you had any sense, you wouldn't have asked.
<pikajude> c'mon
<pikajude> i think i'm going to switch back over to linode or something
<pikajude> or maybe digitalocean
<pikajude> and just do all my builds on a VM
<ELLIOTTCABLE> wat
<ELLIOTTCABLE> from what
<pikajude> OVH
<pikajude> it's nice but it's fairly expensive
<pikajude> like $60 a mo
<pikajude> and i could be paying $5
<pikajude> i really don't do anything on it anymore
<ELLIOTTCABLE> OVH?
<pikajude> used to run a hydra and ZNC
<pikajude> ovh is a dedicated server provider
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh you have a dedicated server for IRC lawl
<pikajude> well
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I have an ancient linode running purr etc
<pikajude> hydra is pretty important
<ELLIOTTCABLE> but that's it
<ELLIOTTCABLE> thfuck is hydra
<pikajude> it's nix's continuous builder thing
<pikajude> polls source control and builds a thing
<pikajude> over and over
<ELLIOTTCABLE> so like travis but you have to put effort into it
<ELLIOTTCABLE> got it ;_
<pikajude> like travis but nix
<pikajude> anyway
<pikajude> i still do use it for builds
<pikajude> build everything from source
<pikajude> because i have a lot of patches i haven't pulled into nix master
<pikajude> or the official nixos hydra is down, or whatever
<pikajude> but i really don't need that
<pikajude> could build on a VM
<pikajude> the only tough part is going to be moving all my, ahem, data
<pikajude> to the new provider
<pikajude> and finding a provider with some nice storage
<pikajude> well
<pikajude> the HARDEST part is finding a provider that allows nixos
<ELLIOTTCABLE> testing
<pikajude> because i just gotta have my shiny new toy
<pikajude> hi ELLIOTTCABLE
<pikajude> i got my proletariat bonus today
<pikajude> now i have, like, 4 months of rent in savings
<pikajude> did i tell you all about the raise
<ELLIOTTCABLE> wtf my internet is being weird
<ELLIOTTCABLE> no, pikajude you did not.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> why is my Internet slow
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I have 500mbit internet, I haven't had to experience ‘slow’ in more than a year
<pikajude> ELLIOTTCABLE: i got a 1.5% raise
<ELLIOTTCABLE> (almost precisely; the anniversary of WebPass moving into my building was last week)
<ELLIOTTCABLE> what the shiiiiiiit, internet
<pikajude> which is, in my case, 20% of the way to what a new college graduate would make in my position
<pikajude> unfortunately
<ELLIOTTCABLE> >,<
<ELLIOTTCABLE> what the shit
<pikajude> not implying i literally make 20% of an entry-level salary
<pikajude> just that i needed a $10k increase to get to entry-level
<pikajude> and i got a $1800 increase
<alexgordon> so why aren't you quitting if you're paid so badly?
<pikajude> i am
<alexgordon> oh I see that's what the 4 months of rent is for
<pikajude> yeah
<pikajude> yesterday was decision day, basically
<pikajude> am i going to get paid as much as my coworkers or am i going to peace the fuck out
<pikajude> that plus no promotion
<pikajude> oh no! i can't work for godaddy anymore
<ELLIOTTCABLE> pikajude: you work for godaddy? ew gtfo yay
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I think it's just safari maybe, what the shit is going on here
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I can't work like this
<pikajude> i do work for godaddy
<pikajude> props to them for lifting me out of the quagmire of ohio
<pikajude> would have been nice to be treated decently since then
<pikajude> but you can't have everything
* ELLIOTTCABLE hugs pikajude
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I just ate some old leftovers, but was nearly immediately hungry again;
<ELLIOTTCABLE> so I just stood up and went into the kitchen to grab some chips ; and then stopped myself,
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and literally said this:
<ELLIOTTCABLE> “Nah. I'm gonna be an adult and get *real* food.”
<ELLIOTTCABLE> “I'll drive to McDonalds in a few minutes.”
* ELLIOTTCABLE headdesks
<pikajude> good job ec
<pikajude> tell me if you encounter any class struggle on the way
<ELLIOTTCABLE> wat
<ELLIOTTCABLE> uggggggggh having to jump back and forth between http://www.nodegit.org/api/ and https://libgit2.github.com/libgit2/ is so fucking frustrating
<pikajude> lol
<purr> lols
<pikajude> get two monitors
<ELLIOTTCABLE> at the *very least*, the former should include links into the latter if it's omitting actual explanation of what it's doing
<ELLIOTTCABLE> pikajude: I have three.
<pikajude> oh, you have too many
<pikajude> remove one
<ELLIOTTCABLE> well two and an iPad :P
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and one behind me that isn't plugged into anything. #techlyfe
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* eligrey finally has dkim+spf+dnssec all enabled on eligrey.com
<eligrey> ELLIOTTCABLE: now your email server wouldn't dare stop a barrage of spam from me to you
<eligrey> well a barrage of anything that might be borderlineish
<eligrey> spam*
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> thats ... nice
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<purr> <alexgordon> When in salmon's vagina are you going to finish Pause?
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<purr> <Nuck> Richard Stallman would be *so* pissed at elliottcable.
<purr> <alexgordon> only elliottcable could unwittingly name something after bloody anuses
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<purr> <prophile> GO TO BED PIGFUCKER
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<purr> <elliottcable> I'm a unicorn
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