<ec^>
krainboltgreene: I only know about node-inspector / blink; when did this happen?
<ec^>
Critical Thinking
<ec^>
6:42 PM — glowcoil hmmmmms really hard
<glowcoil>
ec^: at "intelligence (an absolute judgment)" :p
<ec^>
yes, hence ?????
<ec^>
typing one handed with a huge patty melt lol
<purr>
lololololol
<ec^>
thealphanerd: lol'ing
<krainboltgreene>
ec^: So there's devtools, mancy, node-inspector, bode-inspector, node devtools, and like 2 others.
<thealphanerd>
you can also used node's built in inspector
<ec^>
krainboltgreene: lol'ing more
<krainboltgreene>
Yeah.
<krainboltgreene>
It's pretty redic.
<glowcoil>
ec^: as in intelligence is no more an absolute judgment than competence
* ec^
hmmms vaguely hard
<ec^>
so, ignoring the word, because I can't think of a better one, do you agree that:
<ec^>
1. there exists a group of people with a deficit / disability,
<ec^>
2. making value-judgements by comparisons to sweeping groups of people is usually bad, and more specifically, is *oppressive* when done casually against a disadvantaged group,
<ec^>
3. there is such a value-judgement at play in the use of the word ‘dumb’,
<ec^>
and 4. thus using such a word as a value-judgement against (competence, intelligence, whatever you want to call it) is therefore oppressive against mentally-disabled folk?
<glowcoil>
oh i fully agree with all of those
<ec^>
(genuine questions, not meant as debatey as they sound. Ableism is *far and away* the most difficult issue for me to conquer internally, so it's very, very difficult for me to try and think these things through logically.)
<glowcoil>
shrug
<ec^>
hm
<ec^>
k
<glowcoil>
yeah it was more of a nit pick i suppose
<glowcoil>
you just said "intelligence (an absolute judgment) vs competence (a value-judgment)" and i was just pointing out that any possible measurement of intelligence is exactly as subjective a value-judgment
<glowcoil>
some article i was reading about children on the street selling fruit in a stand, who could calculate change/dollar+cent amounts incredibly quickly but would obviously not be able to answer arithmetic questions on a written test
<glowcoil>
also just like, the way that what a society happens to value at a given time+place is considered intelligent, or competent, or normal, and can be like inverted in different times/places
<glowcoil>
but yea just nitpicking i believe we agree in spirit
<krainboltgreene>
Wowzers.
<krainboltgreene>
I'm tempted to pay like, $50 just to see if upgrading the dyno+pg instance would decrease network costs.
<alexgordon>
for some reason cmd-tab has stopped working
<ec^>
glowcoil: that's something that needs persistent and intensive practice. it's very math-y in that way.
<ec^>
there's absolutely no shortcuts, because there's really nothing your brain can learn ... it's all your fingers learning without you while you're not paying any attention.
* whitequark
glares at ec^
<ec^>
ugh want to learn Rust ugh
<ec^>
whitequark: what!
<ec^>
geeze!
<ec^>
I didn't even say anything to you this time!
<ec^>
should I, like, privitize all the Paws repositories and speak about it exclusively in #ELLIOTTCABLES_SECRET_PAWS_SIDECHANNEL? :P
<whitequark>
what
<whitequark>
it wasn't about paws
<whitequark>
I thought your piano learning analogy was simultaneously monstrous and not nearly as inaccurate as it sounds
<whitequark>
i.e. you were right but for all the wrong reasons
<whitequark>
which is why i just went ジー
<whitequark>
er.
<whitequark>
glare.
<whitequark>
ec^: so basically, fun neurobiology fact. what people call "fine motor skills" is basically when your brain takes a front seat to driving your fingers. this only really works when you have direct visual contact with whatever the fuck you're doing
<ec^>
9:26 PM <+whitequark> i.e. you were right but for all the wrong reasons
<ec^>
I lol'd
<purr>
lolwat
<whitequark>
when you do not have said direct visual contact, the actual movements are encoded in neurons in the cerebellum and spinal cord
<ec^>
I'm very aware that there are not tiny brains in my fingers, whitequark
<ec^>
lord I hope that's obvious
<whitequark>
no, I didn't think about that
<ec^>
like I know your opinion of me is suitably low in some ways, but if it's *that* low, :P
<whitequark>
anyway, the most fun part of that is that for some actions, there are specific designated neurons that are the same in most humans
<whitequark>
like for walking
<ec^>
9:29 PM <+whitequark> the actual movements are encoded in neurons in the cerebellum and spinal cord
<ec^>
faaaaaaccakegskrhd
<whitequark>
walking is controlled by something like
<whitequark>
eight neurons
<whitequark>
that are assembled in a circuit not unlike a two-transistor multivibrator
<whitequark>
ec^: more fun facts: there are some animals, such as octopi and sea-stars, that *do* have tiny brains in their fingers
<whitequark>
sea stars have *more* brain in their rays than in the central part of their body
<whitequark>
which doesn't really have a lot of neurons for that matter
<ec^>
yah that I knew
<whitequark>
octopi do have a proper central nervous system, but by no means it directly controls all the suckers
<whitequark>
i think the part about walking is my favorite, lemme dig up a diagram
<whitequark>
there's even some software you can use to simulate those, but the models are embarrassingly crude and the software is so fucking awful I wasn't able to run it at all
<ec^>
is this distinct from the whole spinal-reflex thing?
<ec^>
i.e. you're not just talking about neuronal reflexes in, idk, the equivalent of multiple spinal cords for each limb? there's more to it than that?
<whitequark>
with octopi? as far as I'm aware they can independently learn and make decisions
* glowcoil
is trying to use KiCad and having a very bad time
<whitequark>
glowcoil: use EAGLE
<whitequark>
like... I want to use KiCad because FOSS and everything
<whitequark>
but I hate it
<whitequark>
so I use EAGLE
<glowcoil>
whitequark: thanks, i will in the future, but I'm required for this class :p
<glowcoil>
yeah this is kind of miserable
<glowcoil>
open office/gimp type shit
<whitequark>
uhm, well, not really
<whitequark>
EAGLE is shit too
<whitequark>
it's just shit in ways that many, me included, find easier to cope with
<glowcoil>
haha ok
<whitequark>
KiCad became much better since CERN poured a shitton of money into it, too
<whitequark>
but they still have lots of papercuts and stupid UI choices
<whitequark>
see, crap like this is why I'm spearheading maintenance of a 3d CAD myself :p
<whitequark>
the original dev almost entirely quit so I'm overtaking this now. we (http://m-labs.hk) have a person working on it full-time
<glowcoil>
cool
<whitequark>
basically, it's a parametric 3d CAD, which was written with lots of attention to detail
<whitequark>
the constraint solver is *excellent*
<whitequark>
the NURBS backend is kinda meh, especially on revolved surfaces
<whitequark>
but it's way better already than anything non-parametric, and it's way better than FreeCAD, whose UI was made by a series of fair dice rolls
<glowcoil>
i wish i were doing more engineering type stuff in school
<glowcoil>
i'm only in this class because it's 1/2 cs students 1/2 ee students
<whitequark>
so like, it handles conversion for you, but knowing the exact temperature is not actually useful
<whitequark>
because it won't be the temp of your h-bridge anyway
<glowcoil>
mhm
<LucIenn>
ec^: ok listen no offense to everyone in this room but I don't /want/ to talk to the people in this room I barely know any of these people there's like 30 people listed and I'm not dealing with group social anxiety so I can chat with someone local; I have ISSUES with chat rooms I have ISSUES with forced social situations and it's really frustrating that you
<LucIenn>
refuse to chat with me any other way
<ec^>
that's no offense lollll
<purr>
lollllllll
<jfhbrook>
ec^: I actually kinda like facebro messenger
<ec^>
jfhbrook: tell me l8ter
<whitequark>
glowcoil: I would also consider an h-bridge driver with integrated thermal shutdown
<whitequark>
because it's one more thing you don't have to design
<ec^>
LucIenn: I'm, er, sorry? I'm ... really bad at maintaining one-on-one friendships. Like, most of my friendships have died since starting school. Also, I didn't realize I was your only local chat-person.
<glowcoil>
whitequark: good to know for when i am not bound by assignment requirements :p
<whitequark>
glowcoil: well I would personally also rant about that assignment to whoever assigned it, because it's stupid
<whitequark>
in addition to turning in what they want
<LucIenn>
ec^: idk what you did to your privmsgs but it won't let me reply to you dude
<ec^>
LucIenn: oh, you're not registered? goddamit
<ec^>
LucIenn: future reference if you continue to IRC, `/msg NickServ register`, but fixed
<ec^>
9:59 PM <+whitequark> glowcoil: well I would personally also rant about that assignment to whoever assigned it, because it's stupid
<ec^>
literally the one thing that school teaches you; don't bother conflicting with authority
<whitequark>
ec^: well fuck that
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<alexgordon>
yawn
<whitequark>
i will gladly conflict with any authority that gives away stupid assignments
<whitequark>
in school or outside of school
<whitequark>
served me pretty well so far.
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<pqlyr>
You know I just read the message about being a miserable pianist and just wanted to say muscle memory. It's more of a kinesthetic learning process from what I get of it.
<ec^>
whitequark: didn't you drop *out* of school? :P
<whitequark>
ec^: i dropped out of school because i suck at math
<ec^>
pqlyr: you're Marcy's husband, right?
<pqlyr>
Indeed
<Wraithan>
Howdy
<pqlyr>
Math takes more overall understanding before practice becomes effective imho
<Wraithan>
The (i assume) korean in the topic is doing funny thing to PuTTY
<ec^>
o7 Wraithan
<Wraithan>
heh
<ec^>
Wraithan: welcome to my terrible PLT/SJW/BBQ channel
<Wraithan>
I like all three of those things
<glowcoil>
fucking h bridge has literally 20 pins
<glowcoil>
eveyrthing
<glowcoil>
has so many pin
<ec^>
-learn micah's problem= 10:10 PM <+glowcoil> eveyrthing. has so many pin
<purr>
ec^: Learned `micah's problem`.
<ec^>
-learn micah's problem= <+glowcoil> eveyrthing. has so many pin
<purr>
ec^: Learned `micah's problem`.
<glowcoil>
i didn't know that ARM just stands for
<glowcoil>
advanced risc machines
<Wraithan>
most of my PLT learning efforts have been centered on reading Types and Programming and toying with ideas that come out of that
<Wraithan>
A bird of a kind that builds many nests together
<Wraithan>
could be where social comes from
<Wraithan>
TIL about republican birds
<ec^>
10:17 PM <Wraithan> TIL about republican birds
<ec^>
Wraithan: man, where the *fuck* do I know your nick from
<ec^>
Wraithan: any old IRC haunts from the last decade that we may have shared? You're definitely new to me on Twitter, but I swear I know your nick.
<ec^>
or big projects you've been responsible for / maintained?
<Wraithan>
I've hung out on freenode for like 10+ years
<Wraithan>
I used to be the maintainer of ReadTheDcos
<Wraithan>
s/Dcos/Docs
<Wraithan>
I maintain node-newrelc
<Wraithan>
Can't type worth a damn tonight evidently
<ec^>
hm. maybe RTD was it?
<ec^>
hm.
<ec^>
K I'm out for a bit
<Wraithan>
Spent years in the Django community before I went to node
<Wraithan>
was a mozillian back then too
<ec^>
somebody go write me a plain-text / ASCII-art / Unicode-art ‘typesetter’ for UniMATH
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<pikajude>
yo ljharb
<pikajude>
you're an op in #Node.js
<pikajude>
can i abuse you for a sec
<ljharb>
lol
<purr>
lolslow
<ljharb>
perhaps
<ljharb>
pikajude: what up?
<pikajude>
ljharb: i got responses in the channel, thanks
<pikajude>
you're in for some fun if you want to watch
<ljharb>
ah np
<pikajude>
i am now against mocking
<ljharb>
mocking sucks
<ljharb>
the only things you should ever mock are super lowest level APIs for i/o
<ljharb>
and even then you should do it sparingly
<pikajude>
yep
<pikajude>
i've been bitten one (read: 73) too many times
<ljharb>
yup
<ljharb>
you might say… you've been mocked
<ljharb>
•_•)
<ljharb>
( •_•)>⌐■-■
<ljharb>
(⌐■_■)
<pikajude>
(⌐■_■)
<pikajude>
( •_•)>⌐■-■
<pikajude>
( •_•)
<ljharb>
(ง'̀-'́)ง
<alexgordon>
-what
<purr>
<devyn> nerrrrrrrrrrl
<alexgordon>
-what
<purr>
<joelteon> I say parser in a relative sense
<alexgordon>
lol
<purr>
lolllllll
<alexgordon>
-what
<purr>
<gqbrielle> devyn: what.
<whitequark>
-what
<purr>
<VanguardVivian> EXCUSE ME SIR DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR METABOLISM
<whitequark>
...
<VanguardVivian>
Jehovah's Witnesses of diet and exercise
<whitequark>
but why
<ja>
☉_☉
<ja>
-what
<purr>
<nuck> Why are we singing Thrift Shop
<ja>
-what
<purr>
<gqbrielle> devyn: what.
<ja>
-what
<purr>
<micahjohnston> I'm about to code all of Paws in an hour
<ja>
\o/
<whitequark>
-what
<purr>
<alexgordon> CRYSTAL DICKS
<whitequark>
..
<ja>
sounds heavy
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<whitequark>
-what
<purr>
<elliottcable> go burn orphanages for half an hour
<whitequark>
.....
<ec^>
…
<ec^>
-what
<purr>
<prophile> if there's one thing women want it's to be lit on fire
<ec^>
pearl of wisdom, alynn
<ec^>
11:17 PM <+pikajude> can i abuse you for a sec
<ec^>
11:28 PM <+ljharb> lol
<ec^>
11:28 PM <@purr> lolslow
<purr>
Lol
<ec^>
1-in-10 chance purr's actually become sentient, but only about lol ...
<whitequark>
-what
<purr>
<Nuck> I love the feeling of blood on my dick
<whitequark>
what is it about dicks
<whitequark>
-dicks
<whitequark>
no?
<whitequark>
meh.
<pikajude>
-blood
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<whitequark>
-feeling
<ec^>
-find feeling
<purr>
ec^: Found: i know that feeling and does the mozart distribution model give programmers a warm, fuzzy feeling when writing distributed applications?
<ec^>
woah
<ec^>
-does the mozart distribution model give programmers a warm, fuzzy feeling when writing distributed applications?
<purr>
ec^: In short, yes it does.
<ec^>
-factoid does the mozart distribution model give programmers a warm, fuzzy feeling when writing distributed applications?
<purr>
ec^: Popularity: 1, last changed by: ELLIOTTCABLE, 616ſ 518mſ ago
<ec^>
... huh. I have no idea what that is, so.
<whitequark>
lol
<purr>
LOL
<glowcoil>
-find
<purr>
glowcoil: Found: bot, nuck, clouds, !, and test
<glowcoil>
-clouds
<purr>
glowcoil: is stuck up in the clouds; hilight 'em if you want 'em.
<glowcoil>
OMG I FORGOT ABOUT THAT
<glowcoil>
-unclouds
<purr>
glowcoil: is no longer stuck up in the clouds.
<glowcoil>
-ununground
<purr>
glowcoil: is no longer stuck up in the clouds.
<glowcoil>
-ununclouds
<purr>
glowcoil: is stuck up in the clouds; hilight 'em if you want 'em.
<glowcoil>
-unununground
<whitequark>
-!
<purr>
whitequark: ikr!!
<whitequark>
-test
<purr>
whitequark: Error: Failure while printing test status.
<whitequark>
lolwhat
<purr>
lolllll
<whitequark>
-nuck
<purr>
whitequark: shut up nuck you are a nuck
<whitequark>
-nuck @ purr
<purr>
purr: shut up nuck you are a nuck
<glowcoil>
-purr
* purr
<glowcoil>
-find purr
<purr>
glowcoil: he purrs. he's a purr. that's what he does.
<purr>
whitequark: Found: java, node, katlogic, go on, and fistbump
<whitequark>
-java
<purr>
whitequark: a good sandwich
<whitequark>
-katlogic
<purr>
whitequark: http://d.pr/i/sPKf -> The key to a good relationship is knowing when the fucking you are getting is worth the fucking you are getting.
<whitequark>
-go on
<purr>
whitequark: *sips from tumbler* Do go on, good sir, …
<whitequark>
-find fuck
<purr>
whitequark: Found: mix, wat, sex, fuck you, and bye
<whitequark>
-mix
<purr>
whitequark: shut up you fuckers i'm awesome and like elliott but better 'cos tits
<whitequark>
-wat
<purr>
whitequark: what the ever loving fuck are you saying
<whitequark>
-sex
<purr>
whitequark: I'm a fuckin' dude. Cock, balls, tit—er, pecs. Whole nine yards.
<ec^>
whitequark: when the channel was named ##Paws ... some weird shit would happen once in a while
* alexgordon
is in hysterics
<ec^>
slash weekly
<glowcoil>
21:45 < sephr> elliottcable: list your private keys
<glowcoil>
21:46 < sephr> also your google account password
<whitequark>
ec^: pun intended?
<ec^>
glowcoil: ahhah having a good time?
<ec^>
my kingdom for a tub of ranch dip
<whitequark>
i should take those drugs
<glowcoil>
-paws people
<purr>
glowcoil: (n. pl.) pawsgnosticators
<glowcoil>
-jux
<purr>
glowcoil: A juxtaposition handler execution in the Paws programming language.
<ec^>
holy shit
<glowcoil>
-execution
<ec^>
is that a 100% earnest factoid
<ec^>
*that* has to be old as *fuck*
<glowcoil>
-find execution
<purr>
glowcoil: Found: stack and jux
<glowcoil>
-factoid jux
<purr>
glowcoil: Popularity: 1, last changed by: <unknown>, <unknown time> ago
<glowcoil>
-stack
<purr>
glowcoil: what is an execution, if it is also a list? ⁓
<glowcoil>
=list
<alexgordon>
-piles
<ec^>
IT'S LITERALLY NEVER BEEN CALLED UNTIL NOW
<glowcoil>
=list
<ec^>
OMG
<glowcoil>
-list
<glowcoil>
-find list
<purr>
glowcoil: Found: stack, list of 3-tuples, opera, and geek
<ec^>
-date
<glowcoil>
-list of 3-tuples
<purr>
glowcoil: uggglgyyyyy grosssssss
<ec^>
-sol
<purr>
ec^: 16 820 ſ 305 497
<whitequark>
-opera
<purr>
whitequark: O-wha-huh? 'opera' is not recognized. See !commands for a list of commands.
<glowcoil>
lmao
<whitequark>
-geek
<purr>
whitequark: “I'm not sure what the exact definition of geek is, but I think "enjoys recharging batteries" has to be very high on that list.” http://ell.io/csVl
<glowcoil>
-opera
<purr>
glowcoil: O-wha-huh? 'opera' is not recognized. See !commands for a list of commands.
<glowcoil>
-geek
<purr>
glowcoil: “I'm not sure what the exact definition of geek is, but I think "enjoys recharging batteries" has to be very high on that list.” http://ell.io/csVl
<purr>
ec^: Found: alexgordon, mix, abstractsingletonproxyfactorybean, sex, and memory?
<ec^>
-find y
<purr>
ec^: Found: nuck, clouds, best word, i love this bot, and nope
<alexgordon>
whitequark: khaleesi arrows
<ec^>
-best word
<purr>
WORD IS BESTWORD
<whitequark>
-twister
<purr>
Left foot on red!
<whitequark>
-twister
<purr>
Right foot on green!
<whitequark>
-twister
<purr>
Right foot on blue!
<glowcoil>
-loves
<purr>
glowcoil: doesn't love anything :(
<whitequark>
-twister
<purr>
Right foot on blue!
<glowcoil>
-hates
<whitequark>
-twister
<purr>
glowcoil: doesn't hate anything :)
<purr>
Right hand on green!
<glowcoil>
-loved
<glowcoil>
-wholoves
<purr>
glowcoil: is loved by no one :(
<glowcoil>
-wholoves elliottcable
<purr>
glowcoil: elliottcable is loved by devyn, devyn, alexgordon, locks, micahjohnston, IamTash, incomprehensibly, gqbe, mix, vil, little_boys, brr, whitequark, ugly_people, jessicard, cuttle, nexxy, gq, and gq.
<glowcoil>
-wholoves micahjohnston
<ec^>
and my favourite,
<purr>
glowcoil: micahjohnston is loved by devyn, alexgordon, locks, elliottcable, gqbrielle, darkf, incomprehensibly, micomprehensibly, mix, remy, vil, hansolo, and gqbe_fabu.
<ec^>
-play
<purr>
Let's play a game. It works like this:
<purr>
ec^: DRINK!
<ec^>
purr: NO!
<alexgordon>
I fear the book of paws is forever lost
<alexgordon>
-bookofpaws
<ec^>
-find of paws
<purr>
ec^: Could not find `of paws`.
<whitequark>
-wholoves gq
<purr>
whitequark: gq is loved by devyn, alexgordon, whitequark, ELLIOTTCABLE, and nuck.
<ec^>
-find of
<purr>
ec^: Found: elliottcable, source, languages, perspective, and laws
<ec^>
-languages
<whitequark>
-laws
<purr>
whitequark: <+alexgordon> rewriting this haskell code in PHP <+alexgordon> I must be violating some kind of law of nature
<purr>
ec^: ‘What languages should you learn?’ The answer: more of them! Try `-object-oriented`, `-functional`, and `-low-level` for some suggestions. (If you really want to stretch your mind, try `-paradigms` <3)
<purr>
ec^: You develop an instant global consciousness, a people orientation, an intense dissatisfaction with the state of the world, and a compulsion to do something about it. From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, "Look at that, you son of a bitch."
<purr>
glowcoil: Found: mix, wat, fuck you, bye, and what the fucking fuck
<eligrey>
-what
<purr>
<Nuck> PAWS WILL TELEPORT YOUR BABY TO DEAD.
<glowcoil>
-mix
<purr>
glowcoil: shut up you fuckers i'm awesome and like elliott but better 'cos tits
<ec^>
-aesthetic micah typing too quickly and typoing but not caring and just typing it again because he is a very earnest boy
<eligrey>
-what
<purr>
<alexgordon> fuck C++ up the comma operator
<ec^>
-factoid what
<purr>
ec^: Error: Factoid not found.
<glowcoil>
-find shit
<purr>
glowcoil: Found: kerning, flesh, botsnack with salt, holowaychuk, and wtf is this shit
<ec^>
-learn what = how has nobody done this yet
<purr>
ec^: Learned `what`.
<glowcoil>
-kerning
<purr>
glowcoil: “Kerning is when the font is HAVING A FUCKING UGLY SHIT KERNING! its only acquired by using some random backward browser from 1993 on a … nintendo ds or whatever... never saw such a crap in my life before but i can taell u it sucks! DOWNVOTE!”
<glowcoil>
-holowaychuk
<purr>
glowcoil: SHIT HE’S ALL THE AIS! *ALL* OF THE AIS! D:
<ec^>
-learn what = how did this take six years
<purr>
ec^: Learned `what`.
<eligrey>
my rating of your -what colection's quality: 2/10
<glowcoil>
ec^: lmao did you never call him "holowaycuck"
<eligrey>
you need to be more selective
<whitequark>
-botsnack with salt
<purr>
whitequark: Oooh, what's this? A botsnack? Thanks! *nom nom nom* Holy shit, it has salt on it! *purr is now high on salt.*
<glowcoil>
ec^: because
<alexgordon>
-sleep
<purr>
alexgordon: night everyone!
<ec^>
is that a ... feature?
<whitequark>
-what
<purr>
<devyn> I am so wat right now
<alexgordon>
-salt
<purr>
alexgordon: Oh... WOW! Really?! Salt?! Thanks! OMG! I can't believe you gave me salt! You are the kindest person ever!
<eligrey>
ec^: your standards are so low that I can only imagine you're adding <eligrey> my rating of your -what colection's quality: 2/10 to the what list
<purr>
glowcoil: Nuck will flesh you to shit, bitch.
<ec^>
eligrey: I mean, you'd see if I added it
<ec^>
eligrey: I don't curate it, the channels do
<ec^>
-shrug
<purr>
ec^: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
<glowcoil>
glowcoil: “Kerning is when the font is HAVING A FUCKING UGLY SHIT KERNING! its only acquired by using some random backward browser from 1993 on a … nintendo ds or whatever... never saw such a crap in my life before but i can taell u it sucks! DOWNVOTE!”
<eligrey>
ec^: how do i add to the list?
<alexgordon>
-find jeannicolas
<purr>
alexgordon: bewbs
<alexgordon>
aha
<alexgordon>
-bewbs
<alexgordon>
?
<eligrey>
-goo
<eligrey>
-white goo
<purr>
eligrey: they're weird
<alexgordon>
-bewbs
<ec^>
eligrey: it detects non-sequitur responses: basically, people going ‘wtf’ at other people's messages
<eligrey>
ah ok
<pikajude>
-salt
<purr>
pikajude: Oh... WOW! Really?! Salt?! Thanks! OMG! I can't believe you gave me salt! You are the kindest person ever!
<ec^>
iirc, wat/what/wut/whut/wtf.
<glowcoil>
-asscunt
<purr>
glowcoil: try -stop, you fucking australian
<eligrey>
-strema
<glowcoil>
-stop
<eligrey>
-find white goo
<purr>
eligrey: they're weird
<whitequark>
glowcoil: lol
<eligrey>
-find strema
<purr>
eligrey: Found: fingernails
<eligrey>
-fingernails
<purr>
eligrey: dreeping down my strema
<eligrey>
i'll never forget that night
<glowcoil>
-sephr
<purr>
glowcoil: sephr isn't a country and if he was a country his name isn't anguilla
<whitequark>
-anguilla
<glowcoil>
-find sephr
<purr>
glowcoil: sephr isn't a country and if he was a country his name isn't anguilla
<whitequark>
-countr
<eligrey>
-find eli
<purr>
eligrey: Found: salt, i know that feeling, testest, wpm, and hipsters
<whitequark>
-country
<alexgordon>
-find alexgordon
<purr>
alexgordon: Could not find `khaleesi`.
<glowcoil>
-find penis
<purr>
glowcoil: Found: back and i know that feeling
<whitequark>
-wpm
<purr>
whitequark: ##Hat¦TheLifelessOne: I type at "holy fuck I make a lot of errors"
<glowcoil>
-back
<purr>
glowcoil: Welcome back! Here, have some welcome-back penises. [cw: the obvious] http://youtu.be/JiGzZjRBTvc
<ec^>
like, so many of these make absolutely no sense
<eligrey>
-hipsters
<purr>
eligrey: BURN THE NONBELIEVER/S/HIPSTER
<glowcoil>
-and i know that feeling
<glowcoil>
-i know that feeling
<purr>
glowcoil: I know where you are right now, man. Don’t despair! There’s always penis.
<eligrey>
-seph
<whitequark>
...
<eligrey>
-find seph
<purr>
eligrey: Found: sephr, leaving, ask sephr, and -letter people who frequent this channel
<eligrey>
-ask sephr
<purr>
eligrey: < sephr> do whatever plan9 did
<glowcoil>
-4-letter people who frequent this channel
<alexgordon>
"Born and raised in Montreal,Canada. I come from a musical family which is the reason I've been playing from the age of 2. My first lesson came at Vanier College were I now attend in the music program. I statrted out in the church and now I'm playing for anyone who is welcome to have me play. I have a group called 2nd Chances and we are a gospel group that is trying to mix any styles that we can get our hands
<alexgordon>
on. Be sure to look for us in the years to come."
<eligrey>
i don't even remember who remy is honestly
<ec^>
did I miss a sephr/gq explosion at some point?
<eligrey>
test--
<glowcoil>
alexgordon: is that micah johnston
<alexgordon>
yes
<glowcoil>
<3
<eligrey>
wait how do i hate/love things
<eligrey>
oh that
<glowcoil>
++ec
<glowcoil>
ec++
<eligrey>
</3 Ronald Jenkees
<glowcoil>
++
<ec^>
-feet
<purr>
ec^: <+micahjohnston> rms is a <snip> who eats his feet and never makes anything
<eligrey>
--Ronald Jenkees
<ec^>
-start
<ec^>
you're ignoring the dickery
<eligrey>
i don't love ronald jenkees anymore i need to fix this
<ec^>
you already did
<ec^>
-hates eligrey
<purr>
ec^: eligrey hates and test.
<ec^>
now you hate him
<eligrey>
oh it doesn't pm you
<eligrey>
test++
<purr>
Let it be known that eligrey is indifferent to test.
<purr>
glowcoil: When elliottcable says “I lied,” it usually means he fucked up. #secret
<glowcoil>
-math
<purr>
glowcoil: < SphereCat1> I can totally do math
<glowcoil>
-languages
<purr>
glowcoil: ‘What languages should you learn?’ The answer: more of them! Try `-object-oriented`, `-functional`, and `-low-level` for some suggestions. (If you really want to stretch your mind, try `-paradigms` <3)
<ec^>
vil!
<glowcoil>
-functional
<purr>
glowcoil: STOP CATEGORIZING THEM ಠ_ಠ
<ec^>
I miss vil
<glowcoil>
-object-oriented
<purr>
glowcoil: Ruby <https://ruby-lang.org> is an excellent first language (and, for that matter, excellent all-around.) JavaScript is a heavyweight in the modern world, allows you to control browsers, and is especially excellent when paired with Node.js <http://nodejs.org>. Lua <http://lua.org> and Python are other popular options.
<purr>
glowcoil: “Some believe that traditional Lisp s-expression notation descended from the gods, and thus cannot be improved on. We think that's nonsense.” <http://sourceforge.net/p/readable/wiki/Retort/>
<ec^>
-s-expressions
<purr>
ec^: “Some believe that traditional Lisp s-expression notation descended from the gods, and thus cannot be improved on. We think that's nonsense.” <http://sourceforge.net/p/readable/wiki/Retort/>
<eligrey>
-find lies
<purr>
eligrey: Could not find `lies`.
* alexgordon
right now: ⃝__⃝
<glowcoil>
-find ruby
<purr>
glowcoil: Found: no it isn’t, mods, and object-oriented
<ec^>
alexgordon: what happened?
<glowcoil>
-mods
<purr>
glowcoil: Run the following to install Minecraft Forge, and the mods necessary to play on our Minecraft server: `ruby -e "$(curl -fsSL http://ell.io/mods/install)"`
<glowcoil>
-no it isn't
<eligrey>
-find fuck
<purr>
eligrey: Found: mix, wat, fuck you, bye, and i lied
<purr>
ec^: ... if you had any sense, you wouldn't have asked.
<ec^>
who the fuck is *that*
<eligrey>
-find listening
<purr>
eligrey: Could not find `listening`.
<eligrey>
-find music
<purr>
eligrey: Found: suspense!
<alexgordon>
I dare not click any of these
<ec^>
-find rent
<purr>
ec^: Found: mumble, memory?!, working, elliottcablestatus, and moderated
<ec^>
wow, there's five responses for rent!?
<alexgordon>
-moderated
<purr>
alexgordon: This channel is currently moderated. Only operators (+o) can hear what you say, unless you've been voiced (+v). You may ask to be voiced, if you wish. (This probably means we're -working. ;)
<eligrey>
-find lockdown
<purr>
eligrey: Could not find `lockdown`.
<ec^>
-working
<purr>
ec^: The channel is currently focused on a task. Please, for once, stay on-topic; at least until the project at hand is complete.
<eligrey>
-find emergency
<purr>
eligrey: Could not find `emergency`.
<eligrey>
-find help
<purr>
eligrey: You're beyond help.
<alexgordon>
ok guys, girls and bots. gotta sleep
<ec^>
-find slee
<purr>
ec^: Found: nosleep, sleep, and liar
<alexgordon>
-bookofpaws
<eligrey>
-night @ alexgordon
<purr>
alexgordon: At night, the ice weasels come.
<purr>
glowcoil: ಠ_ಠ is an IRC client/IRC client framework.
<purr>
ec^: a russfrank is a russfrank because circular logic works because circular logic works because the first rule of the tautology club is the first rule of the tautology club.
<ec^>
-metametafav
<purr>
ec^: fuck this circlejerk!
<eligrey>
-mumble
<purr>
eligrey: We're currently voice-chatting, hence may be untalkative in IRC. Join us: mumble://ell.io/ (Download: http://mumble.sourceforge.net/ … you may have to self-register in the client, and then re-log, before you can speak.)
<ljharb>
eligrey: what do you mean too late
<ec^>
laughed out loud, miiiiight have shit myself
<ljharb>
eligrey: i'm 8 eps back i think
<ec^>
-find irc
<purr>
ec^: Found: mumble, weblogs, -_-, russfrank, and circlejerk
<glowcoil>
-find anime
<purr>
glowcoil: Could not find `anime`.
<ec^>
-find derp
<purr>
ec^: sephr isn't a country and if he was a country his name isn't anguilla
<ec^>
lol.
<ec^>
-find lily
<purr>
ec^: Could not find `lily`.
<glowcoil>
-find crust
<purr>
glowcoil: Could not find `crust`.
<ec^>
-find max
<purr>
ec^: Found: nicecup
<glowcoil>
-find gold
<purr>
glowcoil: Found: beltbuckle and google
<eligrey>
-learn mumble=We're currently voice-chatting, hence may be untalkative in IRC. Join us: mumble://eligrey.com/ (backup: mumble://ell.io/, download: http://mumble.sourceforge.net/ … you may have to self-register in the client, and then re-log, before you can speak.)
<eligrey>
ec^: also, honestly nobody uses your mumble any more
<eligrey>
and people are on mine every day
<ec^>
eligrey: afaik it's not even up
<eligrey>
its up
<glowcoil>
-white goo
<purr>
glowcoil: they're weird
<glowcoil>
-white goo @ ec^
<purr>
ec^: they're weird
<ec^>
whaaaat, really?
<ec^>
I have a mumble server wtf
<glowcoil>
-sleep
<purr>
glowcoil: night everyone!
<glowcoil>
-find sleep
<purr>
glowcoil: night everyone!
<eligrey>
-find salvation
<purr>
eligrey: Could not find `salvation`.
<glowcoil>
-find fucking piss cock god hell
<purr>
glowcoil: Could not find `fucking piss cock god hell`.
<ec^>
-learn mumble = 1:54 AM <+ec^> I have a mumble server wtf
<purr>
ec^: Learned `mumble`.
<ec^>
-find find
<purr>
ec^: No.
<ec^>
-find fin
<glowcoil>
ec^: there was already a mumble
<purr>
ec^: Found: fingernails, alexgordon, find, australia, and sqlite
<glowcoil>
ec^: with the address of your mumble server that you just overwrote
<eligrey>
-learn salvation=Salvation is attainable by those who donate to eligrey.
<purr>
eligrey: Learned `salvation`.
<glowcoil>
-mumble
<purr>
glowcoil: 1:54 AM <+ec^> I have a mumble server wtf
<glowcoil>
jesus chrsit the baby capitalists in this channel
<ec^>
-sqlite
<purr>
ec^: “Damn, I broke sqlite. Someone call an ambulance. And find my pants.”
<eligrey>
hey i gotta make a living
<ja>
-find ja
<purr>
ja: <+ljharb> what is ja
<eligrey>
-find money
<purr>
eligrey: Found: google
<ec^>
so what we've learned: there's a small cluster of interrelated factoids that get called often
<eligrey>
-find google
<purr>
eligrey: ‘edible glitter in poop’ → “If you’re looking to add a little bling to your bowel movements, save up $425 of your hard-earned money and buy a gold pill. It’s a capsule coated in 24k gold and filled with tiny flecks of actual gold, which your body can’t digest.”
<ja>
-find wat
<purr>
ja: what the ever loving fuck are you saying
<eligrey>
wut
<ec^>
and then a huge cloud of tertiary ones that never get called or noticed because they're hard to find
<ec^>
-find wut
<purr>
ec^: Could not find `wut`.
<eligrey>
how do i see who updated a factoid last?
<ec^>
-find baby
<purr>
ec^: Found: fuck it baby food
<ec^>
-fuck it baby food
<purr>
ec^: is beb foud
<eligrey>
i need to know who made that google factoid
<ec^>
-factoid fuck it baby food
<purr>
ec^: Popularity: 5, last changed by: <unknown>, <unknown time> ago
<purr>
eligrey: Found: etherpadjs, paradigms, object-oriented, javascript, and inheritance
<eligrey>
-inheritance
<purr>
eligrey: JavaScript does not really have "inheritance" like classical languages. What it has is more properly called "property delegation" or "behavior delegation" http://davidwalsh.name/javascript-objects - ie `foo.bar(baz)` when `!foo.hasOwnProperty('bar')` is essentially doing `Object.getPrototypeOf(foo).bar.call(foo, baz)`
<eligrey>
wtf i didn't expect actual facts
<eligrey>
seriously warning first pls
<whitequark>
eligrey: that's ok because they're about javascript
<purr>
ec^: Found: alexgordon, halp, and gothalice
<eligrey>
--
<purr>
Let it be known that eligrey hates .
<eligrey>
heh
<glowcoil>
-gothalice
<purr>
glowcoil: < pikajude> gothalice is the one that would find a way to bring any conversation to the topic of some amazing thing she built in python last year
<ec^>
-battlecollie
<eligrey>
-find hate
<purr>
eligrey: A strong emotion of regard, of the kind humans sometimes express toward one another and computational knowledge engines express toward the internet.
<purr>
ec^: A strong emotion of regard, of the kind humans sometimes express toward one another and computational knowledge engines express toward the internet.
<ec^>
-factoid hate
<purr>
ec^: Popularity: 8, last changed by: <unknown>, <unknown time> ago
<ec^>
-factoid love
<purr>
ec^: Alias: hate
<whitequark>
hahahahahaha
<ec^>
only in this channel would love -> hate, but hate be defined as love
<eligrey>
-factoid sephr
<purr>
eligrey: Popularity: 14, last changed by: ELLIOTTCABLE, 650ſ 542mſ ago
<eligrey>
-factoid eligrey
<purr>
eligrey: Popularity: 2, last changed by: eligrey, 951ſ 478mſ ago
<ec^>
!!! 951ſ
* purr
scolds ec^ and puts them in a time out.
<ec^>
wh
<ec^>
what
<eligrey>
so many features
<eligrey>
when can i boot into purr OS?
<ec^>
nobody knows what this bot does
<ec^>
-diaptoval
<purr>
ec^: diaptoval, diaptoval forever
<eligrey>
-diaptoval forever
<eligrey>
oh nvm
<ec^>
turns out purr's been fully sentient for ages
<eligrey>
i thought that was a find
<glowcoil>
!!!
* purr
scolds glowcoil and puts them in a time out.
<glowcoil>
!!!!!!!
<whitequark>
-ಠ_ಠ
<purr>
whitequark: ಠ_ಠ is an IRC client/IRC client framework.
<glowcoil>
!!
<whitequark>
what
<glowcoil>
!!!!
<glowcoil>
!!!
<glowcoil>
-hi
<purr>
glowcoil: HELLO
<glowcoil>
-HELLO
<whitequark>
-HELLO
<ec^>
LOL
<eligrey>
-find aliens
<purr>
eligrey: Could not find `aliens`.
<ec^>
FUCK
<ec^>
-FUCK
<glowcoil>
-find hello
<purr>
glowcoil: Found: hi
<glowcoil>
-find hi
<purr>
glowcoil: HELLO
<ec^>
purr: then what use are you
<ec^>
-find hal
<purr>
ec^: Found: alexgordon, halp, and gothalice
<ec^>
somehow that key sequence ended up minimizing my browser and then opening my porn
<whitequark>
-hates whitequark
<purr>
whitequark: whitequark hates semicolonless javascript, javascript, any kind of javascript, having to maintain his own LLVM tree, did I say I fucking hate javascript, JITs, and joelteon.
<whitequark>
accurate
<eligrey>
++notebooks with QHD OLED screens
<purr>
Let it be known that eligrey loves notebooks with QHD OLED screens.
<eligrey>
-hates eligrey
<purr>
eligrey: eligrey hates .
<whitequark>
fuck javascript
<eligrey>
hm i dont get the hates thing
<eligrey>
does it have to be after?
<ec^>
my neighbours must really hate me a lot
<ec^>
I'm squeaking like a child
<eligrey>
notebooks with full-HD screens--
<glowcoil>
-find squeaking
<purr>
glowcoil: Could not find `squeaking`.
<glowcoil>
-find ++
<purr>
glowcoil: Could not find `++`.
<ec^>
-disapproval
<glowcoil>
find --
<purr>
Let it be known that glowcoil hates find.
<ec^>
-ddis
<glowcoil>
WHAT
<eligrey>
--notebooks with QHD OLED screens
<ec^>
wtf
<eligrey>
ec^: speaking of which did you see dell's new OLED monitor?
<glowcoil>
--_-
<purr>
glowcoil: ಠ_ಠ is an IRC client/IRC client framework.
<eligrey>
i'm drooling
<ec^>
thx
<glowcoil>
-ಠ_ಠ
<purr>
glowcoil: ಠ_ಠ is an IRC client/IRC client framework.
<eligrey>
it's $5k though
<glowcoil>
-find ಠ_ಠ
<purr>
glowcoil: ಠ_ಠ is an IRC client/IRC client framework.
<ec^>
it's <3 or ಠ_ಠ
<glowcoil>
-factoid -_-
<purr>
glowcoil: Popularity: 8, last changed by: eboy, 1kſ 487ſ 462mſ ago
<eligrey>
i know you won't be able to resist buying that
<ec^>
-readability
<purr>
ec^: “Some Boost libraries encourage coding practices which can hamper readability, such as metaprogramming and other advanced template techniques, and an excessively "functional" style of programming.”
<ec^>
-find hardware
<purr>
ec^: Found: paradigms
<eligrey>
if you've ever looked at a galaxy s6 screen
<whitequark>
-factoid readability
<purr>
whitequark: Popularity: 2, last changed by: <unknown>, <unknown time> ago
<purr>
whitequark: l.mn. sepulki, odgrywający doniosłą rolę element cywilizacji Ardrytów (ob.) z planety Enteropii (ob.). Ob. sepulkaria.
<eligrey>
-find perspective
<purr>
eligrey: You develop an instant global consciousness, a people orientation, an intense dissatisfaction with the state of the world, and a compulsion to do something about it. From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, "Look at that, you son of a bitch."
<purr>
ec^: Add a hilight to your client for the string ‘%everyone’. It's used in this channel to alert you when an interesting discussion is going on.
<glowcoil>
%everyone
<whitequark>
-learn ruby = a very bad sandwich
<purr>
whitequark: Learned `ruby`.
<ec^>
-find .y
<purr>
ec^: Found: i can do without the sarcasm, scream, cannot, damnit, and lolol
<eligrey>
ec^: um or you could just do /notice #elliottcable
<purr>
eligrey: < pikajude> gothalice is the one that would find a way to bring any conversation to the topic of some amazing thing she built in python last year
<whitequark>
-learn delicious = some decrepit website
<purr>
whitequark: Learned `delicious`.
<eligrey>
i used to use that
<ec^>
-find pin
<purr>
ec^: Found: fingernails, and there were the, ping, ebonics, and ping 127.0.0.1
<ec^>
-ping 127.0.0.1
<purr>
ec^: I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Dave.
<whitequark>
...
<ec^>
-ping
<purr>
ec^: pong
<whitequark>
-and there were the
<purr>
whitequark: robot addentnas helping
<whitequark>
what
<whitequark>
-ebonics
<purr>
whitequark: <+elliottcable> oh my god there need to be ebonics tlds <+elliottcable> bitch.izzle <+elliottcable> theupintheh.izzle
<whitequark>
what
<eligrey>
-learn ping ::1 = Good on you
<purr>
eligrey: Learned `ping ::1`.
<whitequark>
-find authority
<purr>
whitequark: Could not find `authority`.
<ec^>
-learn ping6 ::1 = Better on you
<purr>
ec^: Learned `ping6 ::1`.
<eligrey>
stop using ipv4 its ugly
<whitequark>
-find communism
<purr>
whitequark: Could not find `communism`.
<eligrey>
not because of address exhaustion
<eligrey>
just aesthetics
<whitequark>
eligrey: ipv6 is ugly too
<eligrey>
::1 is nice
<whitequark>
the protocol itself is quite hard to parse
<whitequark>
because of variable-length headers
<eligrey>
the rest of the addresses aren't really for typing
<whitequark>
i think i still remember my first ipv6 address
<ec^>
hm, this is interesting
<ec^>
-learn ma = doko
<purr>
ec^: Learned `ma`.
<whitequark>
-pa
<purr>
whitequark: not happening
<eligrey>
-find domo
<purr>
eligrey: Could not find `domo`.
glowcoil_ is now known as gqgsjdf
<whitequark>
-ma
<purr>
whitequark: doko
<eligrey>
-find anime
<purr>
eligrey: Could not find `anime`.
<eligrey>
-find japan
<purr>
eligrey: Could not find `japan`.
<eligrey>
-find kawaii
<purr>
eligrey: Could not find `kawaii`.
<whitequark>
-find united states
<purr>
whitequark: Could not find `united states`.
<ec^>
-find earth
<purr>
ec^: Could not find `earth`.
gqgsjdf has left #elliottcable ["AIO_ALLDONE"]
<ec^>
well get on it, people
<eligrey>
-find MH370
<purr>
eligrey: Could not find `MH370`.
<eligrey>
-learn MH370=Could not find `MH370`.
<purr>
eligrey: Learned `MH370`.
<ec^>
-learn we killed glowcoil = 2:24 AM glowcoil_ → gqgsjdf / 2:24 AM ← gqgsjdf left (~glowcoil@192.34.254.82): "AIO_ALLDONE"
<purr>
ec^: Learned `we killed glowcoil`.
<ec^>
-find could not find
<purr>
ec^: Found: alexgordon, elliott's dick, memories, and mh370
<whitequark>
eligrey: dark.
<ec^>
-alexgordon
<purr>
ec^: Could not find `khaleesi`.
<ec^>
-elliot's dick
<glowcoil>
-we killed glowcoil
<purr>
glowcoil: 2:24 AM glowcoil_ → gqgsjdf / 2:24 AM ← gqgsjdf left (~glowcoil@192.34.254.82): "AIO_ALLDONE"
<ec^>
-elliot’s dick
<ec^>
-elliott's dick
<purr>
ec^: Could not find `elliott's dick`.
<glowcoil>
-mh370
<purr>
glowcoil: Could not find `MH370`.
<ec^>
-memories
<purr>
ec^: Could not find `memories`.
<eligrey>
-find hbo
<purr>
eligrey: Could not find `hbo`.
<eligrey>
-find netflix
<purr>
eligrey: Could not find `netflix`.
<ec^>
-learn MH370 = Could not find `memories`.
<purr>
ec^: Learned `MH370`.
<ec^>
-learn memories = Could not find `elliott's dick`.
<purr>
ec^: Learned `memories`.
<ec^>
-learn elliott's = Could not find `alexgordon`.
<purr>
ec^: Learned `elliott's`.
<ec^>
-learn khaleesi = Could not find `MH370`.
<purr>
ec^: Learned `khaleesi`.
<ec^>
-find tv
<purr>
ec^: Found: back, serious, and what's going on
<purr>
ec^: < darkf> im not math you should know that
<ec^>
-find math
<purr>
ec^: < SphereCat1> I can totally do math
<ec^>
-find mat
<purr>
ec^: Found: etherpadjs, math, binaryxml, user factoids, and is darkf math?
<ec^>
-binaryxml
<purr>
ec^: The binary XML protocol. Allows the sending of binary information in valid XML. Example: <binary><byte width="8"><zero/><one/><one/><zero/><one/><zero/><zero/><one/></byte></binary>
<whitequark>
.....
<eligrey>
-hates eligrey
<purr>
eligrey: eligrey hates .
<ec^>
whitequark: *falling over*
<eligrey>
++
<eligrey>
<3
<eligrey>
<3
<eligrey>
--you
<ec^>
eligrey: <3 is binary; ++/-- is graduated
<eligrey>
ಠ_ಠyou
<eligrey>
ಠ_ಠ you
<purr>
Let it be known that eligrey disapproves of you.
<eligrey>
ಠ_ಠ you
<purr>
Let it be known that eligrey disapproves of you.
<eligrey>
ಠ_ಠ you
<purr>
Let it be known that eligrey disapproves of you.
<eligrey>
ಠ_ಠ you
<purr>
Let it be known that eligrey disapproves of you.
<eligrey>
ಠ_ಠ YOU
<purr>
Let it be known that eligrey disapproves of YOU.
<purr>
ec^: Popularity: 2, last changed by: elliottcable, 1kſ 509ſ 128mſ ago
<ec^>
gj, earlier elliott
<glowcoil>
-cutiemrk
<glowcoil>
-cutiemark
<purr>
glowcoil: (It's the bit after the |.)
<ec^>
holy *shit*, 1.5kſ
<ec^>
O_O
<ec^>
wonder what the oldest factoid is
<eligrey>
-SwooshyCueb
<ec^>
-find old
<glowcoil>
-find oldest factoid
<purr>
ec^: Found: beltbuckle, classy, google, jesus, and calm down
<purr>
glowcoil: Could not find `oldest factoid`.
<eligrey>
-find SwooshyCueb
<purr>
eligrey: Found: hair
<eligrey>
-hair
<purr>
eligrey: <ec> SwooshyCueb: I've never plucked hair in my life
<ec^>
-classy
<glowcoil>
-hair
<purr>
ec^: elliottcable is holding martini glasses. For you. <http://ell.io/nmnC>
<purr>
glowcoil: <ec> SwooshyCueb: I've never plucked hair in my life
<glowcoil>
-factoid classy
<purr>
glowcoil: Popularity: 8, last changed by: <unknown>, <unknown time> ago
<eligrey>
i want to talk to SwooshyCueb more on your mumble
<ec^>
omg classy omg
<eligrey>
perfect nic cage impersonater
<ec^>
his voice is so soothing and lovely
<eligrey>
ikr
<ec^>
I love swoosh so much
<ec^>
vivian and swoosh and i == the perfect triad
<whitequark>
-сфдь вщцт
<whitequark>
-calm down
<purr>
whitequark: elliottcable hates being told to calm down. If you tell him to calm down when he’s already calm, you’re very likely to make him NOT CALM ANY MORE.
<whitequark>
ec^: calm down.
<ec^>
lmao
<ec^>
-factoid calm down
<purr>
ec^: Popularity: 3, last changed by: elliottcable, 1kſ 543ſ 602mſ ago
<ec^>
getting older!
<whitequark>
wow, even older
<whitequark>
ec^: i told you to calm down
<eligrey>
at first i thought classy was just you holding those martini glasses with that smiley on top
<eligrey>
now i see the head photoshop heh
<ec^>
eligrey: ...
<ec^>
-find .
<purr>
ec^: Found: bot, clouds, test, micahjohnston, and logs
<ec^>
-find ..
<purr>
ec^: Found: kerning, languages.ours, cannot, elliottcable..notes..jane, and my boss
<whitequark>
-hogs
<ec^>
-find ...
<purr>
ec^: Found: kerning, languages.ours, cannot, my boss, and maniacle laugh
<eligrey>
omg ec^'s twitter bio i'm so stealing that
<eligrey>
[warning: contains bitterant.]
<glowcoil>
ok i'm going to sleep
<glowcoil>
-sleep
<purr>
glowcoil: night everyone!
<glowcoil>
love you guys
<glowcoil>
<ec^>
-heart glowcoil
<ec^>
-<3 glowcoil
<glowcoil>
<3
<ec^>
-heart @ glowcoil
<ec^>
-<3 @ glowcoil
<ec^>
omfg
<whitequark>
-omfg
<ec^>
-learn omfg = where the fuck is that fucking factoid, ffaesgrgsrdtfjyawresrdhtfjyk
<purr>
ec^: Learned `omfg`.
<Rurik>
ec^,
<ec^>
yeah there's no way today is happening without a crapton of modafinil
<ec^>
oh holy crap that's a scheduled drug
<ec^>
“Because of the risk for development of skin or hypersensitivity reactions”
<ec^>
that explains so much
<ec^>
jeus
<Rurik>
ec^, you can buy modafinil OTC here
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<eligrey>
ec^: and somehow adrafinil isn't
<eligrey>
it's so dumb
<eligrey>
adrafinil metabolizes into modafinil but it's really really bad on your liver
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<whitequark>
FDA: enabling Shkrelis, disabling people
<whitequark>
... or something like that
<ec^>
-find Shkrelis
<purr>
ec^: Could not find `Shkrelis`.
<ec^>
-find Shkreli
<purr>
ec^: Could not find `Shkreli`.
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<gq>
i woke up and got pinged like 5 times from this channel
<gq>
and of course it's because people went on a purr spree
* gq
pats purr
* purr
rrrr
<gq>
so much fucking backlog
<gq>
i had to go to irclogger_com to read most of the pings, too
<gq>
D:
<gq>
<+ec^> actually all of this channel is very attractive save eligrey wat.
<gq>
damn
<gq>
i always do it wrong oh well
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<ja>
-what
<purr>
<Nuck> American English is a better-maintained fork of the English language.
<Wraithan>
https://github.com/Gankro/thesis -- master's thesis from one of the folks who works on collections/iterators in rust. Focus is on ownership and the error cases it helps with
<Wraithan>
the .pdf is the rendered output
<Wraithan>
I'm about half way through, which is to say I'm just getting finished with the framing of everything.
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<pikajude>
sup team
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<alexgordon>
yo
<VanguardVivian>
omg i heart swoosh so much and he and I and ec should totally hang out
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<alexgordon>
what
<alexgordon>
did elliott just ban himself?
<jfhbrook>
idklol
<purr>
lol
<pikajude>
who knows
<pikajude>
maybe he just wants to be ec and not ec hat
<alexgordon>
must have homework to do
<pikajude>
our testsuite takes about 35 minutes to fail
<pikajude>
i really could do without that
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<krainboltgreene>
Oh wow it's VanguardVivian!
<alexgordon>
-what
<purr>
<dskuza> DP ALL THE THINGS
* alexgordon
is bored
<gq>
-what
<purr>
<gqbrielle> elliottcable: .....i was trying to caption a picture of edgar allen poe and i typed elliott allen poe ;_;
<gq>
pff
<eligrey>
apparently in addition to hashtags twitter supports cashtags
<eligrey>
i'll never use hashtags again
<eligrey>
i noticed someone's tweet auto-linked $TSLA
<eligrey>
oh maximum character limit of 6 per cashtag