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* ec hugs pikajude
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<ec> well lol here have some
<purr> trololol
<ec> … shuttup purr
<ec> IN UNRELATED NEWS, I'm taking unlabeled pills that my father sent me in the postal-service mail … for the second time in my life
<ec> brb ovoids2.0
<pikajude> neat
<pikajude> any idea what they do
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<Rurik> ec, sup
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<ec> Rurik! o7
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<eligrey> are any of you in sf?
<eligrey> btw /join #oftn to enable #elliottcable noshitposts mode
<eligrey> 2gud
<eligrey> ec: y u not in #oftn
<ec> y u in #oftn
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<ec> sf is the worst tho
<ec> ahhhhh a wild prophile appears
<eligrey> not even
<ec> can't sleep
<ec> ordering pizza and fucking off on all my responsibilities
<eligrey> 1 42 am
<ec> my last two weeks have been *terrible*
<ec> fucking *terrible*
<ec> getting absolutely nothing done
<ec> unproductive, failing tests, depressed, no interest in any code I'm supposed to be writing, no excitement over any of the video-games I want to play
<ec> even tv isn't keeping me engaged
<eligrey> move to sf
<eligrey> its good here
<ec> no
<ec> go away
<eligrey> y
<eligrey> ec: whats a good audible
<eligrey> my cult needs those
<eligrey> ow ur tummy?
<eligrey> ec: ill pay you to write like https://ell.io/ihCHD+ for anypeer
<eligrey> the server can use node or go
<ec> lawl
<eligrey> oops i mean http://ell.io/ihCHD+
<eligrey> you dont even https
<ec> send me code and I'll genderfuck it right up
<eligrey> ok
<ec> eligrey: I go very far out of my way to ensure that few people know my full legal name. -_-
* ec scans /names
<ec> two, maybe three people in here rn know my real name :P
<ec> DO I ORDER PIZZA OR FRIED CHICKEN
<eligrey> ec i just penetrated your network
<eligrey> so ez
<ec> HELP ME CHOOSE WHICH TERRIBLE CHOICES I SHOULD MAKE WITH MY LIFE
<ec> password's my old dog's name plus a number repeated, have fun
<eligrey> ec order fucking soylent
<eligrey> eat heathier
<eligrey> make something
<eligrey> anyways im in your channels
<ec> I have some in the fridge, but *godabove* that shit is *godawful*
<eligrey> stealing your rights
<eligrey> #elliottcabal
<eligrey> now mine
<eligrey> ec: bottled or bagged?
<eligrey> the bottled stuff is good for ages
<eligrey> 1 age
<ec> yes, that's the only reason I still have it
<ec> it's become an emergency food
<ec> not, like, TEOTWAWKI-emergency,
<ec> more like emotional-breakdown-cannot-leave-house-need-food-NOW emergency.
<ec> which happens once in a while but I usually resort to cheez-its, or can wait for grubhub. :P
<eligrey> ec i'll send you my code
<eligrey> and you can do stuff
<eligrey> if you click the link in that email
<eligrey> and follow the instructions
<eligrey> pls
<ec> lawwwwwwwl
<ec> another time, am in classes
<ec> but I might actually do some code-fuckery for fun if you'd like
<ec> NDA: unlikely. CLA: possibly, if I can even begin to be arsed.
<eligrey> cool
<ec> so maybe select something FOSS. :P
<eligrey> i cant do better than a mutual nda
<eligrey> according to my legal dept
<ec> lollllllllll
<purr> lol
<eligrey> eli grey chief legal dept guy
<eligrey> he said it dont blame me
<ec> you said ‘my legal department’ and I immediately, for reasons unknown, pictured a donkey very slowly munching a mouthful of unspecified substance in a relatively-well-kept wooden enclosure.
<ec> now, I've evolved the image with more intent, by attaching a sketchily hand-lettered wooden sign saying ‘ΩF:∅’
<eligrey> what would you do if my platform was go and not js
<eligrey> would you even
<eligrey> it can be either right now but i may need to switch to go eventually for scaling
<ec> whut
<ec> i am not opinionated bcuz i am not invested in your software
<eligrey> its a p2p cdn thingy
<ec> i probably cannot satisfactorily fuck up go, though. go's syntax looks relatively strict.
<ec> js's syntax peculiarities has lots of edge-cases that i can do Bad with
<eligrey> idea
<ec> if you say transpile go to js
<ec> ddis
<eligrey> instead of fucking up make up new code
<eligrey> free work
<ec> lol.
<ec> i'm down for some art
<ec> not down for some engineering
<eligrey> donation work you can put on your resume
<ec> the latter sounds suspiciously like work
<eligrey> for our open source org
<eligrey> your name on the patent and the protocol whitepapers i guess
<eligrey> ec: how much would you do for that
<ec> none? again: not a design i'm excited in or have any faith in
<ec> go write some paws
<ec> hell I'm done with *paws*
<eligrey> but paws is no
<ec> my next project is probably going to be either 1. intentionally-tiny toy languages, with a small a project-scope as possible, to explore the various non-Paws-y ideas I've had in the last six years,
<eligrey> i cant be caught using paws
<ec> or 2. diving in head-first to fix bugs on Other Peoples' Programming Languages, to build my PLT chops.
<eligrey> plt?
<eligrey> parser lt
<ec> 4:04:02 AM <eligrey> but paws is no
<ec> 4:04:19 AM <eligrey> i cant be caught using paws
<eligrey> parser language theory
<eligrey> ?
<ec> … programming-language theory
<ec> what do you DO all day
<eligrey> so cliss
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<sf> sf isnt taken
<sf> lol
<purr> lolol
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<ec> or expired*
<eligrey> oh i need to add a github button to eligrey.com
<eligrey> ec: anyways you can write node.js
<eligrey> 4 me 4 3
<ec> that
<eligrey> ye
<ec> is not actually your worst idea ever
<ec> I might dive into some node contributions, hm
<eligrey> it uses a lot of webrtc stuff
<ec> my least favourite feature of the web :P
<eligrey> and like 1kb of session data * every client
<eligrey> that we need to keep track of
<eligrey> its a pretty cool platform since it is possible to shut down your content origin server and your website keeps functioning
<eligrey> with no special work from anypeer
<eligrey> just from the current visitors acting as a cache
<eligrey> ec: interest you?
<eligrey> ill upgrade the offer to a mutual nda
<eligrey> ec: what's the longest you've been in sf for?
<ec> mmm
<ec> that's actually difficult
<ec> few months?
<ec> lessee i was stuck there with my favs
<eligrey> thats the problem
<ec> and then the other time the roadtrip
<eligrey> you havent experienced tru sf lyf3
<ec> omg.
<ec> it's not *sf*, its fucking sf *people*
<eligrey> hang with my sf people
<eligrey> they are good
eligrey is now known as eg
<eg> of course eg is registered
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<eligrey> ec: you should definitely visit for a month when you dont have school
<eligrey> ec: how are you going to get #ELLIOTTCABAL back?
<ec> it's clearly not supposed to belong to me
<eligrey> no
<eligrey> its where i spread my cabals about you
<ec> in fact in my ideal world oftn becomes elliottcabal, and the elliottcable-elliottcabal-oftn triangle comes full circle to the four corners of time, and the govenrment is brought down by aits own hubrsis
<eligrey> that
<ec> clearly oftn is full of word-worshipers
<ec> I am wiser than the word god, and all oftn
<eligrey> in the long picture oftn will acquire elliottcabal
<eligrey> so it all makes sense
<eligrey> we may even acquihire you
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<Rurik> ec, I know your full name, muahahaha
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