<ec>
IN UNRELATED NEWS, I'm taking unlabeled pills that my father sent me in the postal-service mail … for the second time in my life
<ec>
brb ovoids2.0
<pikajude>
neat
<pikajude>
any idea what they do
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<Rurik>
ec, sup
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<ec>
Rurik! o7
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<eligrey>
are any of you in sf?
<eligrey>
btw /join #oftn to enable #elliottcable noshitposts mode
<eligrey>
2gud
<eligrey>
ec: y u not in #oftn
<ec>
y u in #oftn
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<ec>
sf is the worst tho
<ec>
ahhhhh a wild prophile appears
<eligrey>
not even
<ec>
can't sleep
<ec>
ordering pizza and fucking off on all my responsibilities
<eligrey>
1 42 am
<ec>
my last two weeks have been *terrible*
<ec>
fucking *terrible*
<ec>
getting absolutely nothing done
<ec>
unproductive, failing tests, depressed, no interest in any code I'm supposed to be writing, no excitement over any of the video-games I want to play
<ec>
eligrey: I go very far out of my way to ensure that few people know my full legal name. -_-
* ec
scans /names
<ec>
two, maybe three people in here rn know my real name :P
<ec>
DO I ORDER PIZZA OR FRIED CHICKEN
<eligrey>
ec i just penetrated your network
<eligrey>
so ez
<ec>
HELP ME CHOOSE WHICH TERRIBLE CHOICES I SHOULD MAKE WITH MY LIFE
<ec>
password's my old dog's name plus a number repeated, have fun
<eligrey>
ec order fucking soylent
<eligrey>
eat heathier
<eligrey>
make something
<eligrey>
anyways im in your channels
<ec>
I have some in the fridge, but *godabove* that shit is *godawful*
<eligrey>
stealing your rights
<eligrey>
#elliottcabal
<eligrey>
now mine
<eligrey>
ec: bottled or bagged?
<eligrey>
the bottled stuff is good for ages
<eligrey>
1 age
<ec>
yes, that's the only reason I still have it
<ec>
it's become an emergency food
<ec>
not, like, TEOTWAWKI-emergency,
<ec>
more like emotional-breakdown-cannot-leave-house-need-food-NOW emergency.
<ec>
which happens once in a while but I usually resort to cheez-its, or can wait for grubhub. :P
<eligrey>
ec i'll send you my code
<eligrey>
and you can do stuff
<eligrey>
if you click the link in that email
<eligrey>
and follow the instructions
<eligrey>
pls
<ec>
lawwwwwwwl
<ec>
another time, am in classes
<ec>
but I might actually do some code-fuckery for fun if you'd like
<ec>
NDA: unlikely. CLA: possibly, if I can even begin to be arsed.
<eligrey>
cool
<ec>
so maybe select something FOSS. :P
<eligrey>
i cant do better than a mutual nda
<eligrey>
according to my legal dept
<ec>
lollllllllll
<purr>
lol
<eligrey>
eli grey chief legal dept guy
<eligrey>
he said it dont blame me
<ec>
you said ‘my legal department’ and I immediately, for reasons unknown, pictured a donkey very slowly munching a mouthful of unspecified substance in a relatively-well-kept wooden enclosure.
<ec>
now, I've evolved the image with more intent, by attaching a sketchily hand-lettered wooden sign saying ‘ΩF:∅’
<eligrey>
what would you do if my platform was go and not js
<eligrey>
would you even
<eligrey>
it can be either right now but i may need to switch to go eventually for scaling
<ec>
whut
<ec>
i am not opinionated bcuz i am not invested in your software
<eligrey>
its a p2p cdn thingy
<ec>
i probably cannot satisfactorily fuck up go, though. go's syntax looks relatively strict.
<ec>
js's syntax peculiarities has lots of edge-cases that i can do Bad with
<eligrey>
idea
<ec>
if you say transpile go to js
<ec>
ddis
<eligrey>
instead of fucking up make up new code
<eligrey>
free work
<ec>
lol.
<ec>
i'm down for some art
<ec>
not down for some engineering
<eligrey>
donation work you can put on your resume
<ec>
the latter sounds suspiciously like work
<eligrey>
for our open source org
<eligrey>
your name on the patent and the protocol whitepapers i guess
<eligrey>
ec: how much would you do for that
<ec>
none? again: not a design i'm excited in or have any faith in
<ec>
go write some paws
<ec>
hell I'm done with *paws*
<eligrey>
but paws is no
<ec>
my next project is probably going to be either 1. intentionally-tiny toy languages, with a small a project-scope as possible, to explore the various non-Paws-y ideas I've had in the last six years,
<eligrey>
i cant be caught using paws
<ec>
or 2. diving in head-first to fix bugs on Other Peoples' Programming Languages, to build my PLT chops.
<eligrey>
plt?
<eligrey>
parser lt
<ec>
4:04:02 AM <eligrey> but paws is no
<ec>
4:04:19 AM <eligrey> i cant be caught using paws
<eligrey>
parser language theory
<eligrey>
?
<ec>
… programming-language theory
<ec>
what do you DO all day
<eligrey>
so cliss
eligrey is now known as sf
<sf>
sf isnt taken
<sf>
lol
<purr>
lolol
sf is now known as eligrey
<ec>
or expired*
<eligrey>
oh i need to add a github button to eligrey.com
<eligrey>
ec: anyways you can write node.js
<eligrey>
4 me 4 3
<ec>
that
<eligrey>
ye
<ec>
is not actually your worst idea ever
<ec>
I might dive into some node contributions, hm
<eligrey>
it uses a lot of webrtc stuff
<ec>
my least favourite feature of the web :P
<eligrey>
and like 1kb of session data * every client
<eligrey>
that we need to keep track of
<eligrey>
its a pretty cool platform since it is possible to shut down your content origin server and your website keeps functioning
<eligrey>
with no special work from anypeer
<eligrey>
just from the current visitors acting as a cache
<eligrey>
ec: interest you?
<eligrey>
ill upgrade the offer to a mutual nda
<eligrey>
ec: what's the longest you've been in sf for?
<ec>
mmm
<ec>
that's actually difficult
<ec>
few months?
<ec>
lessee i was stuck there with my favs
<eligrey>
thats the problem
<ec>
and then the other time the roadtrip
<eligrey>
you havent experienced tru sf lyf3
<ec>
omg.
<ec>
it's not *sf*, its fucking sf *people*
<eligrey>
hang with my sf people
<eligrey>
they are good
eligrey is now known as eg
<eg>
of course eg is registered
eg is now known as eligrey
<eligrey>
ec: you should definitely visit for a month when you dont have school
<eligrey>
ec: how are you going to get #ELLIOTTCABAL back?
<ec>
it's clearly not supposed to belong to me
<eligrey>
no
<eligrey>
its where i spread my cabals about you
<ec>
in fact in my ideal world oftn becomes elliottcabal, and the elliottcable-elliottcabal-oftn triangle comes full circle to the four corners of time, and the govenrment is brought down by aits own hubrsis
<eligrey>
that
<ec>
clearly oftn is full of word-worshipers
<ec>
I am wiser than the word god, and all oftn
<eligrey>
in the long picture oftn will acquire elliottcabal
<eligrey>
so it all makes sense
<eligrey>
we may even acquihire you
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<Rurik>
ec, I know your full name, muahahaha
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