<katlogic>
fucking ableist math, all hail basic numerics
<katlogic>
compiling is ok, but trying to fix random crashes in RR is fucking impossible
<joelteon>
fucking garbage
2014-07-20
<joelteon>
fuck you man
2014-07-19
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
super-fucking-useful:
2014-07-16
<devyn>
joelteon: is the cool part that it completely breaks if someone fucks up?
2014-07-15
<alexgordon>
is that you really only need three main types, and fuck the rest
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fucking fuck
2014-07-14
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I fucking hate IBM M-style high-ass keys.
<devyn>
joelteon: the caret on that GON's is fucking gigantic
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fucking fuck,
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Hell, I'm subjecting myself to fucking *CoffeeScript*, specifically in hopes that somebody like you will come along and read the source to understand it.
<Cheery>
I'm bit occupied at the moment :) it's like all the fucking stuff worth reading came out today, not yesterday when it'd have been useful.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fucking,
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
it's a VM, too, with out anything targetting it yet; so any “code examples” are obtuse as fuck, and teach you really nothing.
<alexgordon>
I actually never use ., I use [^\n] or [\s\S] (and fuck \r :P)
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
third, and I didn't get to nail this one down before we arrived here at home where I can type; but I'm *pretty sure* holes require a new syntax; either that, or they're going to *hugely* bloat the code-overhead for a simple fucking procedure-call. Perhaps even to the point of making bootstrapping that with abstractions, impossible.
<abad1dea>
fucking FCK
2014-07-13
<alexgordon>
ugh fuck haskell
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fuck I've done shit-all for the last hour+
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fuck.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I was like, a fucking year late on that one
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
why the fuck didn't I register the purr username on Twitter when I created purr?
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
won't all their eventuallies fuck with each other?
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
it's simple as fuck, big fan
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
just to fuck with people.
<devyn>
yeah locals isn't getting cloned, I fucked something up
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
wat fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fucking fuck irccloud
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
there were points where I was basically standing on the foot-wells' middle bar like a fucking ladder rung
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
the train was at a fucking 50, maybe even 55° angle at some points.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fucking.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
holy fuck, today, has been, insane
2014-07-12
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
lexical scope is the worst fucking invention in the history of computer science.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
but it's fucking *impossible* for me to remember that.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
why the *fuck* don't you globals-sandbox modules ;_;
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
so so fucked
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
yeah advance is so fucked
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
we're fucking around with implementations of a completely broken and damned-near useless language, with the sole purpose of informing the next design decisions that can hope to *fix* that brokenness.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
anyway. just a reminder that Paws itself is HUGELY fucking broken and nowhere near mattering, still.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
the only downside is the whole bit where he's a fucking runner, but, lol watever
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I don't want to have to be a fucking op. This room should be laid back. There's goddamned maybe twenty active people in here, I shouldn't need to enforce rules. |=
<katlogic>
No, this is fucking political party pandering to large feminist demographic you see.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
if it's not a relationship where she's *asking* you to do 50%, and just 50%, because she cares for you and wishes that of you … i.e. the kind of very close and compfortable relationship where you can talk about such things, and reach mutual goals predictably together … then it's a good idea to just overdo it all to fuck, because you (friend-?)love her,
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
why the fuck are you doing that?
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
man nobody would fucking get it, but … i am really, really tempted to put a “BAE/B TESTING” joke in my Tinder profile, now.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I FUCKING DIED
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
OF:0 is easier to type imho, fuck that Unicode shit, and fuck English abbreviations
<eligrey>
ELLIOTTCABLE: nvm fuck you
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
honestly, I'm going to fucking re-build Wave before I move anything relating to any of my projects off of GitHub Issues.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
let's take the concept of a forum, one of the worst social-interaction systems known to man, and cross it with mailing lists, the only single fucking one that's fucking worse.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
personally, I'd never fucking suggest somebody send an *e-mail* to get help with something in 2014.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
forums and mailing lists are fucking terrible ways to advance a project.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Spam my inbox when you cure cancer, or own up to a huge security vulnerability and need us all to update *immediately*. Otherwise get the fuck out, and mention me on Twitter, GitHub, or IRC. ಠ_ಠ
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I have determined that that exact number of repetitions of the word "fucking" is necessary to convey my point.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
what the *fuck* is a scalar, by the way
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fuck i hate people
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
4:01 PM <+alexthegreat> prophile: lol you know your country is fucked when you have to ask "which great firewall?"
<alexthegreat>
prophile: lol you know your country is fucked when you have to ask "which great firewall?"
2014-07-10
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
how even the fuck is that fucking possible
<joelteon>
i fucking hate vim
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
joelteon: the fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I'm still going to have to write an actual good specification someday, but it's getting put further off into the future, because I'm clearly so fucking bad at it that it's pointless at this point.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I was really impressed how much they managed to do with *just XML and regular expressions*, though. It was impressively powerful (given that you were doing that level of extension without writing any turing-complete code), and impressively easy (given that you were writing fucking XML and using fucking regular expressions)
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
atom was fucking terrible.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
It's a fucking object lesson in "designing for professionals."
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
it's just a fucking excellent user-interface.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
oh gods I fucking hate ST's block selection / editing
<joelteon>
EC what the fuck are you doing
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
WHAT THE FUCK
<joelteon>
fuck you
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
what the fuck irccloud
<joelteon>
goddamn fucking software
<katlogic>
Fucking liberated plebs feel no shame.
2014-07-09
<katlogic>
they just reply "y srs? we're a fucking PORN site"
<alexthegreat>
so fucking stupid
<katlogic>
fucking 1984 really
<alexthegreat>
fucking fascists
<katlogic>
I bought 2 of em before gave up and rigged em with better cable. Fucking room full of that epoxy shit waste after hacking it with angle grinder.
<katlogic>
Well, if things are done and one just does not fuck around, its no longer a toy, right?
2014-07-08
<alexgordon>
CALM THE FUCK DOWN
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
vigs: seriously, what's your fucking problem. Calm down over fucking *pokemon*, dude.
<vigs>
oh fuck the stove
<vigs>
Well I'm asking why right now, but I think your opinion, and you, are a fucking raving idiot.
<vigs>
wow ELLIOTTCABLE you're the fucking worst
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
so, fuck off with your neobeau crap
<vigs>
fuck you're the worst
<vigs>
tl;dr: alexgordon: fuck you
<vigs>
oh fuck genwunners
2014-07-07
<joelteon>
you're fucked mans
2014-07-06
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
or whatever the fuck I'mma call it
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
ugh I fucking hate that
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I read it *years* ago, and fucking loved it
2014-07-05
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
it's almost impossible for me to describe what the fuck that actually *does*, lol
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
as it even says in the fucking source-code next to `stop: (...)->`,
2014-07-04
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
it takes a little fucking around, but it can be re-flashed (sort of. it actually just takes a command that makes it change itself.) into a SmartCard-ish mode. Then it can run SmartCard software, over USB.
2014-07-03
<alexgordon>
devyn: fuck yeah
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fucking invaluable. /=
2014-06-30
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
nailing down libside Unit semantics, so we can both start A) writing semantic abstractions, if not syntactic ones, and storing them in fucking files, lol, and B) FEDERATING BITCH
<devyn>
which is going to be SUPER fucking ugly if I don't abstract that away
2014-06-29
<nuck>
A quote from one of the guys in devchat about him is "then he told me to fuck off and permabanned me"
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE_>
so the first half of this coming week, I should be sitting at my parents' place, bored, chillin' with my sick sister and fucking around on the computer
<ELLIOTTCABLE_>
the (absolutely, fucking, terrible, because I'm bad at these things) current specification is here:
<devyn>
35 unit tests. done in 13 ms. fucking love Rust's test runner
<devyn>
oh fuck you irccloud
2014-06-28
<vigs>
also the executives were fucking smashed
<alexgordon>
fuck you
<alexgordon>
how the fuck did purr read my english
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
purr's not a bot. he can't be around *all* the fucking time, yo.
<alexgordon>
the fuck?
2014-06-27
<vigs>
wait fuck
2014-06-26
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fuck dat sit
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
saw like ten talks on WebRTC at Realtime, and I didn't even fucking know it existed.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I know Emily went to fucking *twelve* last year.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
RealtimeConf was fucking unbeatable.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
because it's a fucking evil place full of fucking evil people.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
it's fucking weird.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
yeah, I completely fucking ignored GC.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
but as of *today*? Writing in JavaScript is not nearly as fucking-terrible as people act like it is.
2014-06-25
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fuck that.
<katlogic>
what a fucking trainwreck
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Really unhelpful that i'm stuck on Windows. Dealing with Windows shit keeps me from implementing at all on Paws.js (I'm so fucking close! i just need to crank out some aliens.)
<joelteon>
fuck it
2014-06-24
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
just to completely *fuck* with people who can't handle unbalanced brackets.
<joelteon>
i am confused as fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
only place I'm familiar with them is CoffeeScript, so maybe they're less terrible elsewhere; but just, fucking ew.
<joelteon>
if a non-convertible literal is a subexpression in a complex expression, good fucking luck figuring out which one it is
<joelteon>
what a fucking nightmare
2014-06-21
<cloudhead>
yea fuck yesod
<joelteon>
fuck piwik
<joelteon>
fuck no
<joelteon>
fuck i hate php
<cloudhead>
there's too much potential for fuck up
<glowcoil>
ELLIOTTCABLE: so i entirely agree with the need for non-technical introductions to most things, but we're fucking *designing a programming language* here, so instead of "don't use those words" i feel the more appropriate thing is to just ask each other about the words we don't get
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
but in a fucking IRC room? an IRC room to which I *intentionally invite* newcomers, like TheMathNinja, or way back when, spherecat1 / vil?
<glowcoil>
friendly, really fucking easily
<glowcoil>
ELLIOTTCABLE, cloudhead: you are presenting a false dichotomy. if you are making a _why guide to ruby, don't say "combinator". when we're discussing the design of a standard library i thought combinator would be more in the accepted set of words, i would never fucking use it in a guide for newbs unless they were coming from haskell. one can be precise and
<glowcoil>
ELLIOTTCABLE: because everything in the world is like tetris and fuck utopianism
2014-06-20
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
programmers are all fucking horrible people. all of them all of them all of them all of them all of them all of them all of them
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
disagree completely. We're not talking about a fucking specification here, we're talking about a chat in a hallway at a conference, we're talking about a public IRC channel, we're talking about open mailing lists and GitHub issues.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
glowcoil: what the *fuck* is a "combinator"
2014-06-18
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fuck, xcode downloads slow
<joelteon>
what the fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
glowcoil: wake the fuck up and read all of this :P
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
well, remember, again like Lisp and as with the original Paws, I fucking *hate* generated code
2014-06-15
<devyn>
yeah, fuck it then
2014-06-13
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
also, I just said “fuck it.” and kicked http://wikipedi.as/ live.
2014-06-12
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
(Arroyo totoro?! Wat fuck iPhone)
2014-06-11
<vil>
but I do know that the first step is to finish this fucking project finally
<vil>
I don't give a fuck about testability
<nuck>
Fucking unicorn keeps crapping out :/
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
just to fuck with the test-giver
2014-06-10
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
... okay, not ancient. 11 days old. what the fuck, how was the `irc` name not registered until then?
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I am SO FUCKING BAD at soldering
2014-06-09
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
what the fuck is a dcope
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
but no explanation as to what the fuck that *is*.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
any of you have any clue what the fuck a Hyberabrupt Junction Tuning Varactor is? 'cuz I sure as hell don't.
<ec>
maybe I'll start a mailing list and coerce all you fucks into signing up, so I can make my thoughts push- instead of pull-. #abuse
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
As for non-English vocals, I just don't listen at all; like I said, the human voice is a fucking imprecise and ugly instrument, to me, so that'd be like listening to songs with a chorus of car-horns and ducks as the leading instrument
<vigs>
fuck that tho
2014-06-08
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
the GitHub apps are realllllllly fucking beautiful
<alexgordon>
joelteon: I guess I fucked up the translation
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Exceptions? Exceptions are fucking inarguably fucking terrible.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I agree, Node's error situation is terrible, and a huge problem with it. So, fuck Node for the moment.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
"node.js doesn't throw exceptions right" is *not* a good fucking argument against Node.
<vigs>
fuck, is the function onSubmit() or submit()? .__.
<vigs>
Which is super strange, because the whole skating thing got bastardized from a "fuck you I'll skate where I want" thing to a "yo man let's just chill and cruise around town" thing
<devyn>
katlogic: oh god I was like what the fuck are you talking about. Guilty Crown. eh, it wasn't bad. the music and art definitely made up for it, I think; music and art that beautiful just overwhelm everything
<joelteon>
pylint is fucking broken
<katlogic>
Fuck merit, only hyped stuff is allowed to exist.
2014-06-07
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
how fuck i write batchfiles
<katlogic>
It is how some people learn the "fucking impossible" category of languages too.
<katlogic>
whitequark: I'd dare to say that natural language lean towards the fucking impossible end
<whitequark>
C++ is _hard_ and _fucking useless_ and _painful as hell_
<katlogic>
Leveled playing field would be: her catching a guy with enough fuck-you money who actually loves her beyond mere trophy wife
2014-06-06
<vigs>
fuck, I can't even get my interrupt service routine to output shit anymore
2014-06-05
<joelteon>
which is good because i fucking hate x11 and wish things would stop depending on it
<whitequark>
I would use it for apple's walled garden because if you don't like walled gardens you're in a wrong fucking era and there's no choice on mobile anyway
<glowcoil>
whitequark: yeah! isn't it fucking great?
2014-06-02
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
FUCK
<whitequark>
OH GOD NO, DON'T FUCKING EVER MENTION ASM.JS
<whitequark>
you have no fucking idea what that will ever execute unless all of the code that's currently loaded is written by you
<whitequark>
say Coq is strictly more powerful than OCaml but it is also such a fucking pain
<glowcoil>
"strictly more powerful" is the dumbest fucking phrase you can say about programming languages whatsoever
<whitequark>
C does this because it's fucking C
<glowcoil>
how about YOU don't fucking read my messages about him in here if that's your reaction to them
<glowcoil>
fuck you for saying that, that's so stuipd
<whitequark>
then don't fucking read it
<whitequark>
like JVM is designed to run fucking Java and everything you run on JVM turns into Java
<whitequark>
I don't give a fuck how it's called, I've seen its architecture and talked with authors
<glowcoil>
like jvm and .net or fucking parrot
<whitequark>
how fucking high do you need to be
<glowcoil>
could possibly fuck you over and now you have like, theorem proving to do
<whitequark>
and it's a fucking pain
<devyn>
camel case is really fucking out of place in Ruby
2014-05-31
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
only reason I'm fucking around with .gifs is … I can't solve all of that, not really.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
and hoping to all fuck that GitHub's weird intermediary CDN doesn't re-compress like its upload CDN does.
* vigs
nopes the fuck away
<vigs>
so I said "fuck it" to inheritance and just made this property again for each child >_<
<whitequark>
wow, what the fuck did I just watch
<whitequark>
is utena like, everyone trying to fuck most everyone while trying to hurt their partner before, after and during the act
2014-05-30
<vigs>
so there's only 10% of "good" anime. If only 90% of dubs are bad, that makes 1% of all anime watchable. fuck dubs
<whitequark>
who the fuck watches anime with dub
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I'm so fucking full of myself.
2014-05-28
<joelteon>
FUCK
<devyn>
oh and not to mention WP request time is already fucking terrible being ridiculously bad PHP and all
<devyn>
idk what the fuck is happening to me but suddenly device driver code really isn't very daunting
2014-05-27
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
half past six AM. fuck me.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
for multiple-point-of-entry, I have a conceptual system based on, errrrrrr, fuck, what're they called,
<vigs>
FUCK
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
some file-loading/distribution semantics, so I can start writing fucking actual code
<vigs>
subtitled: vigs is a fucking idiot
<vigs>
why the fuck…?
<vigs>
ELLIOTTCABLE: ARE YOU A FUCKING WIZARD
<vigs>
WHAT THE FUCK
<vigs>
I fucking hate computers sometimes >_<
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
that'll be user-friendly as all fuck
<vigs>
what the FUCK
<vigs>
what the FUCK
2014-05-25
<cloudhead>
wait no that's fucked
2014-05-24
<purr\GH>
wikipedi.as/Master b3cdf14 elliottcable: + fuck you, gulp. that was a clusterfuck.
<purr\GH>
wikipedi.as/Master 9244d54 elliottcable: + fuck you, gulp. that was a clusterfuck.
<purr\GH>
wikipedi.as/Master 8ea0206 elliottcable: + fuck you, gulp. that was a clusterfuck.
<devyn>
WHAT THE FUCK
<devyn>
they're based in fucking California and it's still $25 for UPS standard
2014-05-23
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
My back, it has been literally wined, dined, foreplayed, and then visiciously, wonderfully *fucked*.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
what's so hard about a thing named a fucking Execution that is a goddamned representation of the execution of some code. ಠ_ಠ
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I *never* understood how the fucking concept was confusing.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Everybody, always, for four fucking years, has told me that my explanations of that make no sense
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
give zero fucks about language design right now.
2014-05-20
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
mostly because I fucking hate ‘promises.’ which aren't promises. 'cuz node people are dumb. ಠ_ಠ
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fuck machine learning.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I fucking love sentry
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
in the modern day and age, 5% of a battery is a fucking lot.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
… except that goddamn OS X kicks in CPU limiting at 5%, making my laptop COMPLETELY fucking unresponsive.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
twitch twitch FUCK twitch
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I fucking *love* redid.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
ugh I fucking don't know what I'm doing wrong here
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
it's just some *really* fucking obtuse callback-unrolling pattern.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
god *damnit* I just can't fucking understand Promises/A+ style ‘promises.’
<katlogic>
yeah; thats what a fucking im / irc is for
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fucking Haskell is not that.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Node tackles something really important: in the modern world, ease of constructing abstractions over *asynchronous* concepts is far more fucking important than performant execution of map().
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
FUCKING FUCK, IRCCLOUD. ME GRAZING THE ⌘ KEY DOES NOT MEAN I WANT TO /ME MY SENTENCE
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
FUCK
2014-05-19
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
(that's two things you would never fucking expect to see in close proximity to one-another. O_O)
<cloudhead>
and I'm writing fucking rust 0.11-nightly code
<cloudhead>
so fucking verbose
2014-05-18
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fuck me
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
reality TV is, by the way, fucking dumb. agreed 'bout that.
2014-05-17
<ec-textual>
okay. mcc: chat more on one of the upcoming days? idk my schedule, **trying** to make plans this weekend for fucking beer-week
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
like akshatj who the fuck is akshatj
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
were A) somebody who knows *way* more than I do (variously @glowcoil, @inimino, @whitequark …), and B) somebody who has *no fucking idea* what I'm talking about, most of the time (@alextgordon)
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
that YOU LITTLE FUCK, it's ALL YOUR FAULT,
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
FUCK YES
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
WHAT THE FUCK IS A NODEROCKET HOW DO YOU PROGRAM A ROCKET I HAVE NO IDEA BUT I AM EXCITED
<vigs>
It was awesome. I took over the team after only one year in the club, and I really enjoyed that position of leadership. I learned a LOT, both about tech, and about managing people. I raised $11,000 for the team my first year. For fuck's sake, I even had to let go of an officer (it was HARD because we were friends, but went smoothly). Anyway, that experience really kinda made me consider management. But only for a company I really
<vigs>
ELLIOTTCABLE: So in high school, I led my school's robotics club for two of the three years I was on it. It was a rad experience. We were the only high school to consistently compete against universities for over a decade in RoboSub, an AUV competition. Fucking robotic submarines that did shit by themselves.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
but mostly, I want to make really fucking great things and give them away.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I fucking hate California.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
So after this, it's either A) SF, the beating fucking heart of tech,
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Fucking love.
<vigs>
ELLIOTTCABLE: why do you hate it? I mean, there's the fucking stupid SF tech culture that I'm coming to dislike more and more, but it's not JUST that
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fucking cali, I hate it so much, but, ugh