2014-04-07 00:29
ELLIOTTCABLE changed the topic of #elliottcable to: a
_better_ cult
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
Rusky!
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Rusky >
ELLIOTTCABLE!
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
hello
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
go write a paws
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Rusky >
but I was gonna go rate ludum dare games
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
lolk
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alexgordon >
hi ELLIOTTCABLE
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
hi alexgordon
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
why didn't you a paw
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alexgordon >
ELLIOTTCABLE: I have two paws
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alexgordon >
ELLIOTTCABLE: I have taken up furryism
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
are they spec-compliant?
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devyn >
ELLIOTTCABLE: yeah?
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
devyn: hi
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purr >
Let it be known that devyn hearts purr.
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
hi vigs
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vigs >
howdy ELLIOTTCABLE
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
about to code a leetle
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vigs >
I realized (late) last night that I have a massive assignment due tomorrow for my javascript class :/
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vigs >
The issue right now isn't JS, even. It's CSS, because the prof brought in UI stuff and holy shit it's infuriating normally, but it's even worse on a deadline.
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devyn >
try always being on a deadline
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vigs >
devyn: no thx :(
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vigs >
I spent a few hours wondering why a thing was on a new line…turns out the HTML template the professor gave us had a little styling snuck in up top.
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devyn >
anyone know how reddit puts a border around the link you clicked when you go back?
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devyn >
not as in :visited
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vigs >
I don't use reddit often enough to know what border you even maen
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devyn >
the last clicked link
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devyn >
dashed border
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devyn >
poked around, they must be doing it with JS but idk how, maybe history pushing?
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devyn >
nah don't think it's that
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
devyn are you paws
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
vigs: hm?
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vigs >
ELLIOTTCABLE: I'm trying to hide the lorem hipster without encapsulating it in a div
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vigs >
err…lorem ipsum
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vigs >
I'm just trying to mockup the final product for this project in CSS first before adding the JS to control it all
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
hm. I don't think so. Try visibility: hidden on the parent element, then absolutely positioning the child element and visibility: show'ing it
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
there ya go
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
now write paws, you owe me a paws, that's how that works
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vigs >
lol can I try paws after I submit this project? :P
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vigs >
hmm…now I need to add a thing to make the hidden text not take up space. >_<
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vigs >
I forgot that visibility keeps the space occupied
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* vigs
goes to shower
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
vigs: kk
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
vigs: use the move trick shown in the link
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vigs >
Yeah, I'll be back shortly. I'm considering going to bed soon and waking up 4-5AM to crunch this out.
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vigs >
move trick? :o
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vigs >
lol the position:relative; and left:-9999999999;
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
some day, we'll see R1B
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vigs >
urg that moves the entire parent div
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
when screens have a billion pixels horizontally, and all those CSS hacks start to break.
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
END OF THE WORLD etc.
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vigs >
it'll be like y2k but with pixel density
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
yes, hide the parent div off the side of the screen, and bring the content back with another move.
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
exactly.
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
that is the joke, yes, vigs.
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vigs >
whats…what's R1B stand for?
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vigs >
oh yeah, the move trick still won't remove the heights of the "hidden" content
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vigs >
But I'll brb, I wanna shower quickly. It's too warm in my room
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
Resolution: 1 billion.
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
Year: 2 thousand.
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devyn >
when will there ever be a need for 1 billion pixels on a reasonably sized screen
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devyn >
1 billion pixels horizontally*
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joelteon >
nobody needs that
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devyn >
it's not even a "640k RAM is enough for anyone" thing
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devyn >
the human eye has limits...
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devyn >
and even then there would be serious scaling
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devyn >
so a virtual pixel would probably be many, many pixels...
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vigs >
also my display currently has 5mil pixels, so we're not TOO far off
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devyn >
no, that would require 1 billion pixels HORIZONTAL
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devyn >
not as in area
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vigs >
So I just made coffee
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* devyn
congratulates vigs
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vigs >
I'm gonna leave it by my alarm so I can pound it as soon as I wake up
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joelteon >
so that would be 1000000000 by 750000000 pixels
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vigs >
thx devyn! I'd like to thank The Academy, and my parents, and Danny DeVito
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joelteon >
so 750 quadrillion pixel display
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devyn >
depends on the aspect ratio
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devyn >
the way things are going these days it's probably not 4:3
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vigs >
exactly, so 3:4
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vigs >
vertical displays are all the rage
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joelteon >
so what, 16:9?
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joelteon >
or 16:10
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devyn >
no joelteon, 9:16
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joelteon >
that would be 1000000000 by 625000000 if im not mistaken
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joelteon >
give or take a couple
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vigs >
it's actually 999999984 by 624999987
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vigs >
(I took a couple)
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vigs >
alright, night all! I'll be up dark and early.
*cries internally*
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devyn >
night night
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
hi all
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
9:16, bitch
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
3x 9:16 == the only way to go.
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I managed to go nearly two hours without opening IRC…
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vigs >
morning, all
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