ELLIOTTCABLE changed the topic of #elliottcable to: #ELLIOTTCABLE — “do something cool, shove it into throats, everyone thinks it's crap, then it's all amazing.” “everything else is just details.”
<purr>
<alexgordon> When in salmon's vagina are you going to finish Pause?
<alexgordon>
not that again
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<cuttle>
hahaha
<cuttle>
4:50 PM <•purr> <Benvie> templates are built into the language at syntax level
<cuttle>
4:56 PM <•alexgordon> the more that sinks in, the more scary it is
<alexgordon>
hey cuttle
<cuttle>
hi alexgordon
<alexgordon>
almost halloween!
<cuttle>
yeah!
<cuttle>
rocky horror picture show time
<alexgordon>
you should dress up as a mormon
<alexgordon>
knock on people's doors
<alexgordon>
will scare the SHIT out of them
<cuttle>
haha
<cuttle>
there was some comic
<cuttle>
missionaries saying
<cuttle>
"i hate this time of year"
<cuttle>
people giving them candy
<alexgordon>
haha
<alexgordon>
I wonder if jehovah's witnesses stay inside and hide behind the sofa
<cuttle>
haha
<alexgordon>
jehovah's witnessing is the scariest religion IMO
<alexgordon>
either that or jainism
<alexgordon>
I mean ffs they don't celebrate birthdays
<alexgordon>
what kind of soulless shell of a human being would take birthdays away from their own children!
<cuttle>
jainism is the least scary...
<cuttle>
they're radical pacifists
<cuttle>
to the point they sweep bugs off the street so people don't step on them
<cuttle>
i'd much rather have that than most other religions
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<purr>
<micahjohnston> although I've had caffeine like once and I like it a lot
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<cuttle>
lolololol
<purr>
lolololol
<cuttle>
i have had caffeine looootts of times
<cuttle>
had several cups of coffee and tea today alone
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<whitequark>
cuttle: (jainism) pretty sure it IS scary, in the ways you can not yet imagine
<whitequark>
extremism always is
<purr>
<elliottcable> I bet alexgordon’s cock is really long but realllly thin.
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<purr>
<micahjohnston> yeah Haskell is a lot of filigree on top of lambda calculus :p
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audy is now known as testing
testing is now known as audy
<purr>
<alexgordon> elliottcable: 1. seduce isaacs, 2. change the name
<purr>
<alexgordon> learning C++ before learning C is like having an orgy before you've even masturbated
<alexgordon>
HAHAHA
<alexgordon>
did I say that?
<alexgordon>
it's hilarious
<purr>
<alexgordon> like a place for really religious salmon to go
<whitequark>
alexgordon: an orgy which consists entirely of masturbation
<whitequark>
of a lot of really serious people in the same room in business suits around an overhead projector and some slides titled N3831
<niggler>
anyone use excel?
<whitequark>
this would make committee meetings so. much. better. just imagine: the speaker explaining how move semantics interacts with paragraph 2.8.3.1.5, dampened panting, absolutely impenetrable faces, slight movement on the border of your vision
<whitequark>
niggler: perhaps
<niggler>
looking for some more complicated xls and xlxx files for testing