* jvulc
forgot what Linux audio is called ... fuck, I hate when I forget names of shit.
<jvulc>
I don't even know what the fuck Mavericks is other than the billion Top Gun references and the fact it's newer. Haven't followed it.
2013-10-22
<whitequark>
what the fuck did I just watch
<niggler>
fuck coffeescript
2013-10-21
<yorickpeterse>
errr minus the calendar/ bit, fucking chrome history
<yorickpeterse>
.... fuck off
<yorickpeterse>
the fuck
<yorickpeterse>
FUCKING HIGHLIGHTS
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
he presented a really interesting trichotomy, and talked about why Open Source Sucks For Everything Ever and Fuck Linux™,
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
“If I can't shuffle it, fuck you.”
<alexgordon>
fucking DRM'd slow piece of shit
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
… while Rdio is missing a *HUGE HUGE HUGE HUGE HUGE* collection of fucking small but essential features that Spotify handles just fine
<alexgordon>
if it's not there I FUCKING RAGE
<cuttle>
and that's how fucking radiohead released in rainbows
<cuttle>
ELLIOTTCABLE: tell that to fucking chance the rapper
<cuttle>
that's fucking wack
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
before you're any less than a FUCKING HORRIBLE PERSON.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fuck right off and die in a pool of acid
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Indie music is a *fucking terrible* UX, and until that changes, I'm not going to give a flying shit, no matter *how* good the music is.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fuck soundcloud
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I'm enjoying the fuck out of this
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
and it makes my Heavy Rotation fucking useless.
<whitequark>
that I've NO FUCKING IDEA what do you mean by visual programming
<whitequark>
explain your fucking ideas!
<whitequark>
this is fucking awesome, IF your problem is best explained by sliders and graphs
<whitequark>
but it doesn't fucking scale
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
unrelated, Maverick's Safari's Web Inspector is fucking beautiful. *Huge* step up from, well, anything ever.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
yes, I know I'm insane. fuck off and die.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
- creating lots of work and fucking up the diffs anytime you change the width of your code (I never see this as much of an issue, but it's one that always gets brought up when someone sees my right-alignment bits),
<whitequark>
"he's very opinionated, and almost every opinion is just plain fucking dumb" haha
<cuttle>
it's fucking dumb
<cuttle>
lisp data structures are fucking dumb
<cuttle>
and almost every opinion is just plain fucking dumb
<cuttle>
fucking dumb
<devyn>
their init system is pretty fucked IMO
<cuttle>
and they completely fucked it up
<devyn>
cuttle: I'm not saying that these people don't know what the fuck they're doing. they just all have a different idea of what they're supposed to be doing
<cuttle>
devyn: because it's centralized and handled by people who know what the fuck they're doing
<whitequark>
upstart is like a thousand fucking times better than systemd
2013-10-20
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
linus ain't *that* much of a fuck
<cuttle>
linus is such a fuck
<cuttle>
ELLIOTTCABLE: yeah sounds like a versioning/packaging system I wouldn't fucking hate
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
who the fuck uses shift-tab for outdenting.
<cuttle>
ELLIOTTCABLE: ah sounds fucking awesome
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Step 2. Treat dependency resolution as *network distribution*. Vector clocks as version identifiers and such, instead of fucking semver bullshit.
<purr>
<gqbrielle> I FUCKED A MERMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAID
<purr>
<alexgordon> fuck C++ up the comma operator
<joelteon>
ugh im so fucked
<joelteon>
first class is FUCKING AWESOME
<whitequark>
and "how the fuck do we communicate with them afterwards"
2013-10-19
<purr>
<elliottcable> If you think anything important came out of Linus fucking around in his garage, then you’re naïve.
<yrashk>
and you're like, fuck it
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
the biggest deal was finding out A) that WebRTC exists (HOW DID I FUCKING MISS THIS THIS HAS SUCH INSANELY HUGE IMPLICATIONS FOR MY DISTRIBUTION PLANS WITH PAWS),
<niggler>
and honestly, i don't know how deep the problem is (with regards to other inconsistent codepage treatments), so I'm tempted to fuck FF entirely
<devyn>
what the fuck
<niggler>
fucking mozilla
2013-10-18
<kellysaurusx>
FUCKING. REALTIMECONF.
<purr>
<ec> gleaming fucking love sword.
<devyn>
fuck it, I'm looking at his C code. hold on.
<devyn>
he is fucking obsessed with four letter names
<whitequark>
2) how do you ensure sensible portability of primitives? you tie yourself to a fucking implementation
<whitequark>
he just wants to fuck with you.
2013-10-17
<alexgordon>
kellysaurusx: what the actual fuck?
<whitequark>
the end result will be that navalny definitely will not run for president but will continue to walk free and fuck him in a multitude of various other ways
<alexgordon>
gah fuck this place
2013-10-16
<cuttle>
fuck todayilearned the most i'd say
<cuttle>
fuck every subreddit basically
<alexgordon>
and fuck /r/atheism
2013-10-15
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
he's fucking up too much to be useful, give me a quick moment.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
>> console.log('fuck')
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fuck sass
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
cuttle: stilllllll not understanding what the fuck you mean when you use the word ‘bubble’
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fuck exceptions ಠ_ಠ
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
very tippy-top of my list is finally fucking grokking Haskell.
<cuttle>
ELLIOTTCABLE: really really fucking simple, learn it in 20 minutes
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
ahhhhhh that's because I copy-pasted and fucked it up
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
but oh noooooes we had to have fucking revolting CommonJS compatibility bullshit.
2013-10-14
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
It's super fucking simple.
2013-10-13
<mcc>
I'll be able to solve really neat problems within a file, then I'll need to like… decode a PNG, or run on Android, and suddenly I'm fucked.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
mmm, fuck C++, but I like the rest.
2013-10-11
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
(i.e. traditional “use a good-enough value since the call-site fucked up.” such as type-coercion, or whatever.)
<yorickpeterse>
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TWITTER THING
<whitequark>
by the way, FEZ is fucking awesome
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
but we're the 1%. And we're *ignoring* the 99%, except to give them Facebook privacy settings (if you presume the 99% to only be fucking cishet white American males), or alternatively, to give them NOTHING AT ALL (if you actually take the unleveraged, illiterate third world, full of Humans™ who can't leverage their lives into excellence with computers *at
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
(We can argue all day about marketing and what the fuck ever, not going there.)
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
What the *fuck* is “Verlet integration.”
<whitequark>
my initial knee-jerk reaction would be "just fuck off", because I realized that quite likely that would lead to a bad case of iPhone: a product which does basics very well, and non-basics doesn't.
2013-10-08
<cuttle>
jesus this code is getting really fucking ugly
<cuttle>
fuck c++
<cuttle>
I FUCKING LOVE EVERYTHING
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
so, of *course* it's fucking insane to majorly change the syntax halfway down the file. But there's a conceivable reason to; and given the *other* goals (one-file libraries, two-way interaction between functionality-libraries and syntax-modification), it's easy and sane to allow for it, even if it sounds insane to use it.
<cuttle>
fuck yeah paws
<cuttle>
FUCK YES I FUCKING LOVE PAWS
<cuttle>
AND I JUST REALIZED YOU CAN FUCKING WRITE THAT IN PAWS
<cuttle>
paws is fucking beautiful
<cuttle>
wow i am still fucking hopped up on that single extra espresso shot in my coffee this morning
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
that is, not having to open up a second file, if you're throwing out a quick one-file script/library (I want Paws to be like Node, where “modules” or “libraries” tend to be so fucking simple and granular, that they're like 100 lines or less in a single file, and then published.)
<cuttle>
fuck no cpp
<cuttle>
i want to optimize the fuck out of it too
<cuttle>
fuck javascript
<whitequark>
why does none of it make any fucking sense
<prophile>
at least it isn't fucking moodle
<joelteon>
that's the fucking solution
2013-10-07
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
glad you're enjoying the fuck out of rust.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
lol what even the fuck, whitequark
<cuttle>
it's really fucking cool
2013-10-06
<cuttle>
RUST IS FUCKING GREAT
2013-10-05
<whitequark>
it totally does. I now have so much fucking free time I've no idea what to do with it
2013-10-03
<cuttle>
just think about how fucking ridiculous it is that like dozens of processes take turns and maybe 4 of them at once can add two numbers together at a time
<alexgordon>
anyway the point is that zmq is just waaaaay better than stupid fucking sockets
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
like, BGP. What the *fuck* is that.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I'm totes-fucked
<joelteon>
it took me 8 tries to buy this stupid fucking sweater from h&m because they need the 4 digits after your zip code as well but they don't tell you that
2013-10-02
<cuttle>
silk road got fucked
<alexgordon>
took 20 minutes to buy a fucking album
<prophile>
I don't expect to have to wrestle the fucking thing to play it
<prophile>
fuck iTunes
<cuttle>
this is my fucking jam
2013-10-01
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
why the fuck does it do that
<alexgordon>
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
<joelteon>
FUCK
<joelteon>
man there's no fucking git 1.8 rpm ANYWHERE
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
what the *fuck* is in your repo, that it takes five minutes to clone a single revision over the local network
<cuttle>
ELLIOTTCABLE: so it's fucking up my path
<cuttle>
ELLIOTTCABLE: now the problem is that git hooks fucking suck
2013-09-30
<cuttle>
niggler: so SHUT THE FUCK UP
<cuttle>
ELLIOTTCABLE: oh wait /srv? maybe i did *not* fuck it up
<cuttle>
ELLIOTTCABLE: oh ok i may have fucked it up
2013-09-29
<cuttle>
how fucking hard is this
<cuttle>
it's not like both are static fucking switches
<cuttle>
this is the most fucking red-herringy redirected derailed conversation i have ever fucking had
<cuttle>
and then you should fucking specify which aspect of the language you are saying is dynamic
2013-09-28
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Lisp is, straight up, fucking useless if it doesn't make @bradlarson become a better programmer.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Haskell, straight up, is fucking useless if it doesn't help @bradlarson become a better programmer.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
guys. all the Normals agree with me, here. Haskell's fucking useless.)
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
… fuck if I know. People who deal with complex Unicode data-sets a lot? It's the same thing I've seen everywhere. ‘norm to NFC, then strip.’
<cuttle>
but then if you fuck up the type representation, use operations not guaranteed to preserve it
<whitequark>
cuttle: "you can't fuck up integrity of a structure"
<cuttle>
and the type system will guarantee you can't fuck up integrity of a structure and then pas sit to a function that needs that structure
<cuttle>
a bunch of fucking bits
<alexgordon>
fuck
<whitequark>
what the actual fuck
<whitequark>
what the fuck is that
<whitequark>
cuttle: hey fuck all of them, let's get our own channel
<alexgordon>
whitequark: he's just fucking insane
<alexgordon>
ELLIOTTCABLE: so fucking true
* alexgordon
fucking laughs
2013-09-24
<whitequark>
it also shares some of the "fuck you engineering" spirit that ec likes.
<joelteon>
man i'm some kind of fucking idiot
<joelteon>
it amazes me how badly people can fuck up websites
<cuttle>
and that is fucking cool
<cuttle>
but i mean even look at agda, it's fucking cool
* cuttle
is fucking excited to take more math classes
<cuttle>
i mean, aesthetics and design and stuff is fucking awesome
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
took me *a long fucking time* to learn this lesson, but …
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
first off, fuck naming, and everything else important
2013-09-23
<whitequark>
fuck
<cuttle>
store links as fucking single point of failure awful
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fucking fucking fucking hate it
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fucking hate t.co
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
but *fuck* if I don't know a lot about ANSI escapes and Unicode and termcap and ncurses and *not*-ncurses, and …
<joelteon>
"C, you fucking idiot"
<joelteon>
call it "C, you fucking idiot"
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
something without useless fucking images, or colorful scrollbars, or windows, or borders, or buttons. Just text. Lots, of beautiful, text.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
What we need is a new operating system and network protocol and everything-fucking-else, built to *disnecessitate* Unicode, entirely.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
FUCK EVERYTHING
<alexgordon>
fuck if I understand it
2013-09-22
<whitequark>
where the fuck are the rest of them
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
back to fucking with vim and preparing anti-nausea tea
<whitequark>
why the fuck is it a keyword
<whitequark>
compared to some fucking RTOS
<joelteon>
FUCKING
<joelteon>
I CAN'T FIND WHERE I PUT MY FUCKING BED
<joelteon>
FUCK
<joelteon>
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
<joelteon>
FUCK
<alexgordon>
fucking
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
at my living standards, that's almost twice what my fucking apartment costs
2013-09-21
<alexgordon>
so hopefully clang will complain if I've fucked any of this up
<alexgordon>
WHY THE FUCK DOES TEXTMATE HAVE A DRAWER
<yorick>
american acres are 0.016 m^2 bigger than international acres. fuck that
<purr>
<Navarr> couch fucking is a WIDELY RESPECTED INTERNATIONAL SPORT ILL HAVE YOU KNOW
<dskuza>
instead of on my iPad, or my laptop, or my desktop, or my iPhone, or any other goddamn device in the world besides the fucking 360
<cuttlebone>
just not the fucking soup serving spoons :p
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
that's a normal fucking spoon
<cuttlebone>
ELLIOTTCABLE: that's just a fucking big spoon
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
question for the ages: why the *fuck* are the mouths of yogurt-cups too small to fit a normal-sized spoon into?
<alexgordon>
it's just that, you have your own fucking irc channel
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
what the *fuck* does that mean.
<joelteon>
what the fuck
<alexgordon>
joelteon: go travelling, fuck 10 hotter girls, feel better.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
alexgordon: click that FUCKING LINK.
2013-09-16
<purr>
<locks> * notes to everyone, even elliott asks how the fuck does Paws work
2013-09-15
<whitequark>
what the fuck
<whitequark>
it's just that everyone else didn't give a fuck
<joelteon>
what the fuck
<joelteon>
that guy's key repeat rate is fucking ridiculous
<whitequark>
it's fucking awesome
2013-09-14
<alexgord_>
fuck that
<alexgordon>
man, module systems are so fucking hard
<joelteon>
yo dawg, i herd you like procedures, so i fucked your sister
<whitequark>
it's fucking awesome and also eats too much time, so I don't play it anymore.
2013-09-13
<joelteon>
that shit fucking HURTS
<alexgordon>
ELLIOTTCABLE: the guy fucking wears CLOCKS
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
what the fuck?
<purr>
<ec> gleaming fucking love sword.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I always wonder how the *fuck* people like alexgordon or cloudhead get so much stuff released.
<cuttlebone>
there are some fucking sweet creatures and ground/wall/ceiling stuff
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
it's fucking VISCIOUSLY difficult
<cuttlebone>
fuck dude i'm gonna love don't starve
<cuttlebone>
fuck now i want to play don't starve
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
joelteon: gold pickaxes also *enchant* better than diamond ones. They just have fucking *no* durability. They die quickly.
2013-09-12
<joelteon>
fucking
<joelteon>
the landscape can be un-fucked after i finish my house
<joelteon>
but fuck the landscape
<joelteon>
i collected 256 fucking cobblestone and smelted ALL of it
2013-09-11
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I Fucking Hate translated-to languages. CoffeeScript, ClojureScript, protobufs, anything like that. Generated code is one of the evilest evils of all evils.
2013-09-10
<ec>
FUCK OFF
<alexgordon>
ec: WHAT. THE. FUCK
<ec>
how about “Fucking no.”
<ec>
now fucking go punch JD and make him talk to me
<joelteon>
fuck off as a service is my new favorite website
<cuttle>
fuck this stupid array based points free shit
<joelteon>
the fuck
<whitequark>
actually no, this bread is fucking made of plastic
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Fucking siri.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Also, to be clear, I am now driving, not fucking.
2013-09-09
<cuttle>
anyway we have zero contact now because i realized she's a fucking awful person
<whitequark>
because they have no fucking clue.
<vil>
the whole fucking point of abstracting things into languages is so that we don't have to think exactly like the fucking computer
<micahjohnston>
unless you have a fucking weird curvy typeface
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I'm so, fucking, jealous of my girlfriend: she's the lead designer at her studio right now, at least, as far as I can break down their management structure; but she's got a coworker whose entire job is just to break down the shit that needs to happen for clients, and hand out to-do's and deadlines to everybody else.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
but fuck it, go
<micahjohnston>
isn't that fucking awesome
<whitequark>
what the fuck is wrong with you people
<whitequark>
except they fucked it up themselves
<whitequark>
uh, there's no python standard, so fuck it
<alexgordon>
every time they get anywhere guido goes and fucks them up with another misfeature ;)
<alexgordon>
fuck all languages
<alexgordon>
it's not my fault if it doesn't fucking do anything with the information
<alexgordon>
I think Cocoa probably has the edge technically. dispatch_io is fucking magic
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
that's two hours out, and then four hours back, 'cause fucking city
<micahjohnston>
are fucking sweet
<micahjohnston>
isn't that fucking awesome
<micahjohnston>
fucking led zeppelin
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Its syntax fucking messes with my head.
<ec>
fucking love Mavericks
<ec>
fuck both
<whitequark>
also why the fuck did humanity not implode under the weight of the knowledge yet
2013-09-08
<alexgordon>
fucking bootstrap
<micahjohnston>
alexgordon: well of fucking course you can choose what you devote your time to