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purr >
<Nuck> elliottcable: He was raised mormon, he doesn't know how vaginas work.
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<
Nuck >
devyn: I may have a really badass solution shortly, though it requires a patched dbus to solve a bug
02:39
<
Nuck >
It's built entirely with systemd and procfiles
02:39
<
Nuck >
Maybe even drop the procfiles
02:41
<
Nuck >
Just enabling a systemd instance spawned at startup using user@<uid>.service, then putting service files for each thing a user wants in the ~/.config/systemd/user/ directory, then enabling them
02:41
<
Nuck >
And boom, instant startup task per-user
02:41
<
Nuck >
You gotta patch the user@.service file to handle enabling properly, but apparently this is all doable with pure systemd :D
02:45
<
purr >
<prophile> that's because ##C is so full of trolls you could give it a dusting of snow and call it norway
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<
purr >
<elliottcable> I must be drunk. I've spent the last N hours
*styling my debugging output.*
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<
sanitypassing >
aaah, can't wait for April to come...
05:36
<
micahjohnston_ >
sanitypassing: what's in April?
05:36
<
sanitypassing >
three things
05:36
<
sanitypassing >
1) A ton of anime series that I want to watch start airing.
05:36
<
sanitypassing >
2) I'm getting ~$700 in the middle of the month
05:37
<
sanitypassing >
3) I should know for sure whether I was accepted to the university I applied to by then
05:38
<
sanitypassing >
and it also means that I'm one month closer to the end of the semester.
05:41
<
sanitypassing >
the doodle?
05:41
<
sanitypassing >
I see
05:41
<
gkatsev >
click on t he guide
05:41
<
sanitypassing >
oh, it's an interactive one!
05:41
<
sanitypassing >
haha
05:41
<
sanitypassing >
nice
05:42
<
gkatsev >
lots of animations
05:42
<
sanitypassing >
yeah
05:42
<
sanitypassing >
look more after this practice exam...
05:45
<
gkatsev >
and cycled over again
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purr >
<elliottcable> sometimes I feel like the gqbrielle of programmers.
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purr >
<inimino> I am a perfectly good reason to be hot and bothered.
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purr >
<yorick> elliottcable: eboy is a nice guy, he wants me as an OFTN member
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<
vil >
guys I made an actual thing that actually works
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elliottcable >
Hi, all.
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alexgordon >
hi elliottcable !
14:31
<
alexgordon >
hi inimino !
14:31
<
alexgordon >
THE IQ OF THE CHANNEL IS AT THE HIGHEST POINT THIS YEAR
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<
vil >
hi elliottcable
15:21
<
elliottcable >
Thanksvivi
15:21
<
elliottcable >
ufuafw
15:21
<
elliottcable >
vil!
15:21
<
elliottcable >
I'm learning shell-scripting, like, for real.
15:21
<
elliottcable >
Accidentally.
15:24
<
elliottcable >
Woah, inimino's here
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<
inimino >
Not just me...
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<
vil >
elliottcable: nice! I just did that, it's pretty sweet.
15:28
<
elliottcable >
lookit me
15:29
<
elliottcable >
except it's not working yet. Working with #zsh to fix it.
15:29
<
vil >
shortened submitting my homework programs from ~six commands to one command and a manifest file.
15:29
<
vil >
even your shell scripts are insane
15:32
<
elliottcable >
what?
15:32
<
elliottcable >
perfectly sane.
15:32
<
elliottcable >
agit cherry-pick $(arev ../other_Repo dedb33f)
15:32
<
elliottcable >
c'mmon. sexy.
15:32
<
vil >
syntax-wise, I mean
15:33
<
vil >
I have no idea what cherry-pick does, but it sounds handy
15:34
<
vil >
ooh that is handy
15:36
<
elliottcable >
... lol yes.
15:36
* elliottcable
pats vil
15:39
<
elliottcable >
purr's in on this.
15:39
<
vil >
WE ARE GOING 'ROUND, LIKE SATURN'S RINGS
15:39
<
vil >
god I love this song
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<
elliottcable >
Great song yes.
15:58
<
elliottcable >
So, I've just done some evil, ridiculous, hacky shit.
15:58
<
elliottcable >
Turns out I can't semaphore between shell-functions running in seperate subshells;
15:59
<
elliottcable >
which means that the only way to substitute some result-text from a second function, into the
*call* to the first function,
*AND* semaphore between them in the process,
15:59
<
elliottcable >
is one obscure feature: directory-function-expansion.
15:59
<
elliottcable >
it works like this: You type `~[abc]` into the shell, and a function gets called to turn `abc` into a valid path-name in some way
15:59
<
elliottcable >
then that path-name is substituted into the command expansion
16:00
<
elliottcable >
which has one important fact for my purposes: it's run in the same environment as the shell being typed into.
16:00
<
elliottcable >
So, within the hook that you define for that purpose, you set a “reply” variable-array, with the “path” you've resolved.
16:00
<
elliottcable >
which means, I can do this:
16:01
<
elliottcable >
`agit ../speck cherry-pick ~[dedb33f] ~[e111077cab1e]`
16:01
<
elliottcable >
and yes, that
*is* officially the evilest hack I've ever come up with.
16:02
<
elliottcable >
Beats out method-refinement in Ruby, or the Ruby 1.8.x `http://:twitter.com/$username`-style URL literals I arranged for;
16:03
<
elliottcable >
beats out named-arguments in ISO C, and Function subclassing in JavaScript.
16:03
<
elliottcable >
I'm in love <3
16:04
<
vil >
wait, named arguments in C?
16:04
<
vil >
how the hell did you do that?
16:04
* elliottcable
laughs
16:04
<
elliottcable >
some more stupid, hacky shit
16:04
<
elliottcable >
line 2's the example:
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<
elliottcable >
type v = Namespace__foo_bar(.first = 123, .third = "non-default value!");
16:05
<
vil >
lol "sane(?)"
16:05
<
elliottcable >
near the bottom, the VARIADIC_DECLARE crap is how you put it together in the real world
16:05
<
vil >
that's terrifying
16:05
<
elliottcable >
that's all done in CPP, of course.
16:06
<
elliottcable >
If I could use M4 or something, it'd be
*so* much easier and more powerful.
16:06
<
elliottcable >
But, really, who wants to write C code that depends on M4? Nobody.
16:06
<
elliottcable >
Also, far less impressive. ;)
16:06
<
vil >
I actually understand this, too
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vil >
whitequark: holy crap
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whitequark >
vil: huh
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<
elliottcable >
vil ⑊ were you talking about sodomy.c in #ruby-lang?
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<
vil >
whitequark: the circuit breaker
16:35
<
elliottcable >
judofyr just said somebody was mentioning it in there, so I assume that must have been you
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<
vil >
elliottcable: no
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<
whitequark >
vil: oh yea. never buy anything by "DAEWOO International"
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<
vil >
I feel like I've seen the name Daewoo somewhere in the house, too...
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<
vil >
will keep an eye out for it
16:39
* elliottcable
laughs
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<
elliottcable >
it's a car company, vil
16:40
<
vil >
it's a huge company, apparently
16:41
<
elliottcable >
word
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Nuck >
vil: You've seen it on cheap asian TV sets
16:49
<
Nuck >
Also possibly trucks
16:50
<
elliottcable >
there we go.
16:50
<
vil >
Nuck: good call, it's the TV in our kitchen
16:50
<
elliottcable >
whee!
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<
purrr >
System/Master 183753b elliottcable: (new) Adding an `agit` function....
16:53
<
vil >
hey, I just pushed stuff to mine as well!
16:53
<
vil >
Synchronicity
16:53
<
Nuck >
I haven't pushed code lately, only drugs
16:54
<
Nuck >
Though right now I'm trying to get fucking systemd --user to work
16:54
<
vil >
I need to finish up the minestatus script and toss it up there
16:54
<
Nuck >
I've never hated DBus more than I do right now.
16:54
<
whitequark >
just throw out the poettering.
16:55
<
Nuck >
Thinking I might just go back to my original plan if systemd --user doesn't want to work
16:55
<
vil >
I haven't played with systemd at all
16:55
<
Nuck >
Which is to make my own system for internal to users
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<
Nuck >
vil: It's easier than it sounds, but --user mode is still unfinished
16:57
<
Nuck >
For some reason, there are people who claim systemd is binary-based, when it's actually just INI files
16:59
<
vil >
I feel like, since I have to take my server down over the summer anyway, I'll finally install Linux on it
16:59
<
vil >
and customize ALL THE THINGS
16:59
<
Nuck >
... what's it currently running?
17:00
<
Nuck >
Oh, at least it's not Windows Server
17:00
<
vil >
works well enough for minecraft and tmux
17:00
<
Nuck >
Use the arch, luke
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<
vil >
but that means I have to get my act together and move the rest of my config into my repo, so I can pull it down in one fell swoop
17:00
<
vil >
I tried Arch once
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<
vil >
couldn't even get the bootloader to work
17:00
<
elliottcable >
love Arch
17:00
<
vil >
granted, it was in a VM
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<
vil >
which complicated things
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<
Nuck >
If I ever have something to monitor, I'm going to make a monitoring system for the monitoring system
17:01
<
Nuck >
vil: Not really, it's the same both ways
17:01
<
elliottcable >
I'm going to write a monitoring system that monitors your meta-monitoring system over HTTP.
17:01
<
Nuck >
I did my first Arch install in a VM
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<
vil >
apparently VirtualBox doesn't get along with grub
17:01
<
Nuck >
elliottcable: Awesome, I'll monitor that over UDP
17:01
<
vil >
what triggers the "hah"?
17:02
* elliottcable
giggles
17:02
<
elliottcable >
you'll never understand purr ;)
17:02
<
Nuck >
"apparently VirtualBox doesn't get along with grub"
17:02
<
vil >
I couldn't possibly, she must be sentient by now
17:02
<
vil >
apparently potatos doesn't get along with pie
17:02
<
Nuck >
FUCK YOU ELLIOTT
17:02
* elliottcable
giggles incessantly
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<
vil >
not the sentence structure
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<
vil >
grub VirtualBox
17:03
<
vil >
Virtualbox grub
17:03
<
Nuck >
It's neither the sentence nor the words
17:03
<
Nuck >
Virtualbox Doesn't get along with grub
17:03
<
Nuck >
VirtualBox doesn't get along with grub
17:03
<
vil >
pie doesn't get along with grub
17:03
<
vil >
doesn't get along with grub
17:03
<
vil >
a doesn't get along with grub
17:03
<
Nuck >
a doesn't get along with b
17:03
* elliottcable
can't breathe he's laughing s ohard
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<
Nuck >
Reverse-engineering purr :D
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<
vil >
shut up while we reverse-engineer your bot
17:04
* vil
high-fives Nuck
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<
vil >
toast doesn't get along with grub
17:04
<
Nuck >
A doesn't get along with B
17:04
<
vil >
Toast doesn't get along with grub
17:04
<
Nuck >
AssHole doesn't get along with Boobs
17:04
<
vil >
Pie doesn't get along with grub
17:05
<
vil >
pie doesn't get along with grub
17:05
<
Nuck >
Shut the fuck up about food, vil
17:05
<
vil >
VirtualBox doesn't get along with grub
17:05
<
Nuck >
I aven't eaten yet
17:05
<
vil >
so it isn't rate-limited
17:05
<
Nuck >
grub doesn't get along with VirtualBox
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<
Nuck >
vil: I think we should fuzz purr by slamming our faces into our keyboards
17:06
<
vil >
nope doesn't get along with purr
17:06
<
elliottcable >
can't
17:06
<
vil >
I can't bend that far
17:06
<
elliottcable >
breathe
17:06
<
vil >
SomeThing doesn't get along with grub
17:06
<
vil >
SomeThing doesn't get along with pie
17:07
<
vil >
SomeThing doesn't get along with Pie
17:07
<
vil >
Toast doesn't get along with pie
17:07
<
vil >
two caps, and lowercase second thing
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<
whitequark >
elliottcable: it's the hash, right?
17:07
<
vil >
ToastToast doesn't get along with pie
17:07
<
Nuck >
CamelCase doesn't get along with Tits
17:07
<
Nuck >
CamelCase doesn't get along with tits
17:07
<
whitequark >
evidently not
17:07
<
vil >
dammit Nuck, you broke my theory
17:07
<
vil >
CamelCasee doesn't get along with pie
17:08
<
vil >
not length with that either
17:08
<
vil >
for all we know, elliottcable could be manipulating this right now
17:08
<
vil >
just to fuck with us
17:08
<
Nuck >
This is true.
17:08
<
Nuck >
He could be puppetpurring
17:09
<
Nuck >
My reaction will be delayed due to lag
17:09
<
elliottcable >
can'tbreathecan'tbreathecan'tbreathecan'tbreathecan'tbreathe
17:09
<
elliottcable >
best. thing. in. years.
17:10
<
Nuck >
I don't fully get it, does purr do that whenever you -start her?
17:10
<
vil >
no, it was responding to the "doesn't get along with" pattern
17:10
<
elliottcable >
nah. There's still an
*algorithm* to when he hah's
17:10
<
vil >
he was just randomly disabling her
17:10
<
elliottcable >
I was just obscuring that from you by stopping him from always doing it ;)
17:10
<
vil >
CamelCase doesn't get along with tits
17:10
<
vil >
CamelCase doesn't get along with tits
17:10
<
Nuck >
elliottcable: Purr is catgirl, dammit.
17:10
<
vil >
Nuck: that's my headcannon now as well
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<
Nuck >
vil: ... headcannon?
17:11
<
vil >
it has to have the phrase
17:11
<
vil >
you don't have headcannon for this channel?
17:11
<
vil >
too much weird stuff happens not to
17:11
<
Nuck >
What the fuck is headcannon?
17:11
<
vil >
"An idea, belief, or aspect of a story that is not mentioned in the media itself, but is accepted by either the reader themselves or the fandom in general. If it is confirmed by the author of the story, it becomes canon."
17:11
<
vil >
quoth UrbanDictionary
17:11
<
elliottcable >
what?
17:12
<
elliottcable >
confus
17:12
<
vil >
elliottcable: we're your fandom, apparently
17:12
<
Nuck >
That's an accurate representation of purr = catgirl
17:12
<
Nuck >
elliottcable denies it, but the fandom of purr all disagrees
17:12
<
elliottcable >
vil: wat.
17:12
<
vil >
that needs to do something
17:12
<
Nuck >
zoop zop zibbity zop
17:13
<
Nuck >
Maybe purr isn't actually a catgirl, but Bill Cosby in a catgirl outfit?
17:13
<
vil >
that's not a mental image that anyone should have
17:13
<
Nuck >
If that's bill cosby dressed as a catgirl I just might stab you to death
17:14
<
vil >
nope, you're good
17:14
* whitequark
doesn't trust
17:14
<
Nuck >
vil: Better than bill cosby as a bunnygirl
17:14
<
elliottcable >
boop
17:14
<
elliottcable >
I'm bad at purr.
17:14
<
vil >
ElliottCable doesn't get along with purr
17:14
<
elliottcable >
You guys still
*totally* don't get it.
17:14
<
elliottcable >
Like, it's pretty hilarious how far off you are.
17:15
<
vil >
elliottcable doesn't get along with purr
17:15
<
vil >
so it's not that specific phrase
17:15
* elliottcable
shrugs
17:15
<
Nuck >
I already knew that much
17:15
<
elliottcable >
great magicians and all thaty
17:16
<
Nuck >
elliottcable: Hey, you've done shit with systemd on your server, right? Did you work with systemd --user?
17:16
<
vil >
this is a six word sentence
17:16
<
elliottcable >
Nuck ⑊ nope
17:16
<
vil >
This is a six word sentence
17:16
<
Nuck >
this song is just six words long
17:16
<
Nuck >
elliottcable: Damn
17:16
<
vil >
This is a si'x word sentence
17:17
<
vil >
ElliottCable with along get doesn't purr
17:17
<
vil >
accidental bot feeding
17:17
<
elliottcable >
Nuck ⑊ well played.
17:18
<
Nuck >
It's great because the sentence actually technically is grammatical
17:18
<
Nuck >
elliottcable, with a long get, doesn't purr.
17:18
<
vil >
just like that one
17:18
<
Nuck >
Not gonna ask what a "get" is.
17:18
<
Nuck >
Or whether elliott purrs normally.
17:19
<
vil >
I should really be doing homework, and instead am reverse-engineering a chat bot
17:19
<
vil >
what is my life
17:19
<
Nuck >
Your life is amazing.
17:19
<
vil >
I wish humans could purr
17:19
<
vil >
that would be sweet
17:19
<
vil >
oh god, elliottcable's become purr
17:19
<
Nuck >
Are you coming out with your furry fetish, vil?
17:19
<
elliottcable >
lmao
17:20
<
Nuck >
vil: I told you that watching MLP would turn you into a yiffer
17:20
<
vil >
or, as gqbrielle puts it, YOU HAVE NO PROOF OF THAT
17:20
<
Nuck >
I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO
17:20
<
Nuck >
It's a Sweet Bro n' Hella Jeff reference
17:20
<
vil >
haha, looking at it now
17:20
<
Nuck >
Probably the only part of Homestuck I ever gave a shit about
17:21
<
vil >
it keeps happening lolol
17:21
<
elliottcable >
process.exit()
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<
elliottcable >
well, that fucked it up
17:22
<
elliottcable >
anyway. you'll probably never figure it out.
17:22
<
elliottcable >
you were closer originally.
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<
whitequark >
elliottcable: tell me
17:27
<
elliottcable >
okay, he's all fixed now
17:27
<
elliottcable >
whitequark ⑊ hm?
17:27
<
whitequark >
elliottcable: how it works :3
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17:35
<
Nuck >
I could probably grep the logs
17:35
<
Nuck >
And find more cases which would narrow down our search
17:35
<
Nuck >
But I'm lazy
17:35
<
Nuck >
So fuck that
17:35
<
vil >
on both counts
17:36
<
vil >
and I have banana bread, so I no longer care
17:36
* elliottcable
sadface
17:36
<
elliottcable >
but it was soooo entertaiiiiining
17:36
<
Nuck >
I have poptarts
17:36
<
elliottcable >
i have neither fuck off
17:37
<
Nuck >
VIETNAM VIETNAM VIETNAM
17:38
<
Nuck >
Our Costco was selling PopTarts by the cratefull
17:38
<
Nuck >
We're talking 6 6-pack boxes
17:38
<
elliottcable >
Costco <3
17:38
<
Nuck >
It's brown sugar cinnamon & strawberry
17:40
<
Nuck >
This coffee is kina disappointing, but that's just cause it's not freshly-ground
17:41
<
Nuck >
Who wants to rob a bank with me?
17:41
<
vil >
that was a hell of a logical jump
17:42
<
whitequark >
who wants to discuss language design tomorrow?
17:42
<
vil >
need better coffee, ROB BANK
17:42
<
elliottcable >
... that escalated normally.
17:42
<
vil >
for here, maybe
17:42
<
elliottcable >
whitequark ⑊ would, but I'll be on the road. /=
17:42
<
whitequark >
if you want, 12:00 UTC at ##foundry
17:42
<
elliottcable >
how's your spoken english? could always call me ;)
17:42
<
Nuck >
What would YOU do if your coffee was subpar?
17:42
<
vil >
whitequark: what kind of language design? I'm a noob, but I enjoy participating where I can
17:42
<
whitequark >
vil: reference and value types in type system
17:43
<
vil >
oh, so primitives vs pointers
17:43
<
whitequark >
references
17:43
<
whitequark >
the term "pointer" mostly implies unsafe memory manipulation
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<
whitequark >
elliottcable: oh, call, right. not this time (it's a talk for a group of people), but sometimes I'll do
17:44
<
whitequark >
I have NO IDEA how's my spoken english actually
17:44
<
elliottcable >
pff, talk
17:44
<
whitequark >
I think it's horrible but maybe that's just I
17:44
<
elliottcable >
... now you're just fuckin' with me
17:44
<
whitequark >
elliottcable: huh?
17:44
<
vil >
Nuck: you scrotum dangler
17:46
<
whitequark >
*just me
17:46
<
Nuck >
vil: Fetus Sandwich
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<
vil >
whitequark: I think both are technically correct, actually
17:47
<
vil >
though it'd be more likely to be "only I"
17:47
<
Nuck >
Anything is correct in English
17:47
<
Nuck >
That's the problem with English
17:47
<
whitequark >
just like php
17:48
<
Nuck >
Any opportunity to diss on PHP
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<
vil >
English is a horrible language
17:51
<
whitequark >
Russian is worse ><
17:54
* whitequark
heard once that quoting is a huge and complicated problem in natural language processing
17:54
<
whitequark >
vil: any chances you know something about that?
17:55
<
vil >
what do you mean by quoting?
17:55
<
vil >
but no, probably not
17:55
<
vil >
oh, like when I'm repeating someone else as part of a sentence?
17:55
<
whitequark >
vil: that too
17:55
<
elliottcable >
I realllllly need to stop fucking with purr
17:55
<
vil >
I could see that being tricky, yeah
17:55
<
elliottcable >
it involves writing too many regexen
17:55
<
elliottcable >
and reading too much eboyjr code
17:55
<
whitequark >
vil: but more like the disctinction between "what do you think of purr"
17:55
<
whitequark >
and "what do you think of word purr"
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<
vil >
that would be extremely difficult
17:56
<
vil >
detecting implicit commas
17:56
* whitequark
idly wonders if english features quasiquoting
17:57
<
whitequark >
fuck. I should write some marketing bullshit right now
17:57
* whitequark
stares at the blank screen
17:57
<
whitequark >
FUCK YOU BLINKING CARET
17:58
<
whitequark >
it's been... two days already
17:58
<
vil >
that's what I'm doing right now!
17:58
<
vil >
staring at a caret, that is
17:59
<
vil >
ugh, I need to fix my irssi theme again
17:59
<
vil >
haha: "Seriously though... People need to stop driving around with cameras. This shit only happens to them."
18:00
<
whitequark >
in russia, dashcams are hugely popular because they help conflict resolution
18:00
<
whitequark >
not sure why is this not the case in other countries
18:00
<
whitequark >
automobiles with black boxes, great idea
18:00
<
vil >
I think we're too paranoid about privacy here for something like that
18:01
<
vil >
maybe not individuals, but legislators would be all over that
18:01
<
whitequark >
you don't have a reasonable expectation of privacy in a public place anyway?
18:01
<
whitequark >
and it records like, I dunno, 2 hours of video, and then rolls over
18:01
<
whitequark >
obviously
18:02
<
vil >
whitequark: don't ask me, just basing it on past ridiculousness
18:02
<
vil >
I think that gif was posted in here in regards to elliottcable's driving, actually
18:03
<
Nuck >
I love some of the clips from russian dashcams
18:03
<
whitequark >
yeah that is likely moscow
18:03
<
Nuck >
I recall one where a guy just stops at a stop light, gets out of his car, pulls the driver of the dashcam car out of his drivers seat, and starts beating him down in the street
18:04
<
vil >
Chrome really sucks at pages with lots of gifs
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18:06
<
vil >
wait what the hell
18:06
<
vil >
Gimmebar is infinitely faster in Safari
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<
vil >
how does that even work
18:07
<
vil >
not like because of rendering the gifs, it just loades 100x faster
18:07
<
vil >
that's what happens to Chrome loading gifs
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<
vil >
what the hell are you doing to purr, elliottcable?
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<
elliottcable >
Dirty things.
18:11
<
elliottcable >
lol he's getting throttled
18:14
<
vil >
...if you know what I mean
18:15
<
elliottcable >
okay.
18:15
<
elliottcable >
here he comes.
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<
elliottcable >
damnit
18:18
<
elliottcable >
if you don't say his name, he can't correct you >:
18:18
<
elliottcable >
lol I put like, an hour of effort into that, and then re-join him, and then you fuck it up. ಠ_ಠ
18:18
<
elliottcable >
would have been SO PERFECT
18:19
<
elliottcable >
you should have addressed her with that greeting. ;)
18:19
<
elliottcable >
purr: she's alive!
18:19
<
purr >
elliottcable: ... purr:
*he*
18:19
<
vil >
WHAT I'M SO CONFUSED
18:19
<
elliottcable >
damnit
18:19
<
vil >
oh, you gave her a gender
18:19
<
elliottcable >
him*
18:19
<
elliottcable >
don't tell purr that she's a catgirl
18:19
<
purr >
elliottcable: ... that
*he*
18:20
<
vil >
I'm pretty sure eboy would disagree
18:20
<
elliottcable >
fuckin' fuck I did this very wrong. got close, though
18:20
<
elliottcable >
yes, but eboy watches anime, so his opinion doesn't count
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<
elliottcable >
lol @ the throttling
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<
vil >
purr: haaaay guuuurl
18:24
<
elliottcable >
stop giving me edge cases to fix, so I can fucking pack
18:24
<
elliottcable >
purr: are you a catgirl?
18:24
<
purr >
elliottcable: suck my cock. (relevant: because I have one)
18:25
<
elliottcable >
vil ⑊ see, purr's a boy. Just ask her.
18:25
<
purr >
elliottcable: ... ask
*his*
18:25
<
elliottcable >
ಠಠ_ಠ_ಠ__ಠ_ಠ_ಠಠ
18:25
<
elliottcable >
I'm a terrible programmer.
18:25
<
elliottcable >
I'm done with this. devyn can fix my code if he cares, which he won't.
18:25
<
vil >
where are you headed?
18:25
<
elliottcable >
north carolina
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18:56
* whitequark
is reading about dwarf fantasy femslash :S
18:56
<
Nuck >
Is that a porn title?
18:56
<
whitequark >
Nuck: well, do you know what `slash`, a fanfiction genre, is?
18:56
<
Nuck >
No, and I don't think I want to
18:57
<
whitequark >
slash = yaoi
18:57
<
whitequark >
go figure
18:57
<
vil >
Nuck: slash generally refers to male/male romantic fanfiction
18:57
<
vil >
Nuck: The More You Know™
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<
whitequark >
elliottcable: you need to use every single one of them
19:08
<
vil >
WHAT THE FUCK
19:08
<
vil >
the [] == + thing is NOT OK AT ALL
19:09
<
whitequark >
hahahaha, it's not even the most bizarre one
19:09
<
whitequark >
it's at least quite logical actually
19:10
<
devyn >
oh god elliottcable
19:10
<
devyn >
what have you done
19:12
<
vil >
devyn: fix her
19:12
<
vil >
whitequark: I know, but it just feels so dirty
19:23
<
devyn >
so I compiled "int main;" and checked out the assembly
19:23
<
devyn >
.section__TEXT,__text,regular,pure_instructions
19:23
<
devyn >
.comm_main,4,2 ## @main
19:23
<
devyn >
.subsections_via_symbols
19:23
<
devyn >
and that's it.
19:24
<
devyn >
it produces a bus error
19:24
<
devyn >
the symbol is defined, but who the hell knows where it ends up jumping to
19:26
<
whitequark >
devyn: what else would you expect?
19:26
<
whitequark >
also it segfaults at 0
19:27
<
whitequark >
uh. hm, nope
19:27
<
whitequark >
it jumps at the address of main, not the value at that address
19:27
<
whitequark >
so, yes, who the hell knows.
19:34
<
vil >
brb submitting it to the autograder :D
19:37
<
audy >
I made a go today
19:49
<
vil >
whitequark: we have an autograder that tests our homework programs, I can only imagine what could happen if I fed it that
20:30
<
whitequark >
haha I just realized
20:30
<
whitequark >
I can not only call elliottcable via skype
20:31
<
whitequark >
but just as well via a landline or mobile phone
20:31
<
whitequark >
sipnet, the voip service I'm using, always charges the local rate
20:31
<
whitequark >
e.g. I can dial an australian landline number right now and have it at 2.2¢ per minute
20:33
<
Nuck >
Also why do whitequark and vil know so much about yaoi fanfics?
20:33
<
Nuck >
Do I see a whitequark x vil pairing?
20:34
<
Nuck >
There need to be fanfictions written about #elliottcable.
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<
vil >
Nuck: it pays to know what these things are, in order to avoid them.
20:55
<
vil >
whitequark: that is completely accurate
20:56
* whitequark
<3 git
20:56
<
purr >
Let it be known that whitequark hearts git.
21:51
<
Nuck >
I think it's a testament to the quality of Mailbox that I am willing to wait in line a second time just to get back in.
22:19
<
micahjohnston_ >
purr: are you a catgirl?
22:19
<
purr >
micahjohnston_: suck my cock. (relevant: because I have one)
22:19
<
micahjohnston_ >
purr she
22:19
<
purr >
micahjohnston_: ... purr
*he*
22:19
<
micahjohnston_ >
haha
22:19
<
micahjohnston_ >
is purr a he or a she?
22:19
<
purr >
micahjohnston_: ... a
*he*
22:19
<
micahjohnston_ >
haha!
22:20
<
vil >
hi micahjohnston_!
22:20
<
vil >
elliottcable was messing with purr and now she's been brainwashed
22:20
<
purr >
vil: ... now *he*'s been
22:20
<
vil >
case in point
22:25
<
micahjohnston_ >
hahahaha
22:25
<
micahjohnston_ >
<3 purr
22:25
<
purr >
Let it be known that micahjohnston_ hearts purr.
22:25
* micahjohnston_
snuggles purr
22:25
* micahjohnston_
snuggles purr
22:25
* micahjohnston_
snuggles her
22:25
<
micahjohnston_ >
HA
22:37
* whitequark
slaps purr around a bit with a large trout
22:44
<
Nuck >
What about lines like "gqbrielle was having fun with purr but now she got a sex change"
22:44
<
purr >
Nuck: ... now
*he* got
22:45
<
Nuck >
purr: GQBRIELLE IS NOT A MAN
22:45
<
micahjohnston_ >
haha well played
22:45
<
Nuck >
GQBRIELLE HAS TITS AND THINGS
22:49
<
micahjohnston_ >
xe identifies as genderless or something
22:49
<
micahjohnston_ >
I think
22:52
* whitequark
is used to "they" as a gender-neutral pronoun...
22:52
<
micahjohnston_ >
whitequark: yeah just thought it'd be less ambiguous
22:52
<
micahjohnston_ >
but yeah they is a good one
22:52
<
micahjohnston_ >
:p
22:54
<
whitequark >
Xe is like the gas
22:54
* whitequark
gzips irclogs.sql
22:55
<
whitequark >
actually scratch that, I'll bz2 it
22:56
<
micahjohnston_ >
"like the gas"?
22:57
<
micahjohnston_ >
haha yeah
22:58
<
whitequark >
a noble pronoun indeed
22:58
<
micahjohnston_ >
haha
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<
Nuck >
whitequark: Real men use xz
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