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<purr> <Nuck> elliottcable: He was raised mormon, he doesn't know how vaginas work.
<Nuck> devyn: I may have a really badass solution shortly, though it requires a patched dbus to solve a bug
<Nuck> It's built entirely with systemd and procfiles
<Nuck> Maybe even drop the procfiles
<Nuck> Just enabling a systemd instance spawned at startup using user@<uid>.service, then putting service files for each thing a user wants in the ~/.config/systemd/user/ directory, then enabling them
<Nuck> And boom, instant startup task per-user
<Nuck> You gotta patch the user@.service file to handle enabling properly, but apparently this is all doable with pure systemd :D
<purr> <prophile> that's because ##C is so full of trolls you could give it a dusting of snow and call it norway
<purr> <elliottcable> I must be drunk. I've spent the last N hours *styling my debugging output.*
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<sanitypassing> aaah, can't wait for April to come...
<micahjohnston_> sanitypassing: what's in April?
<sanitypassing> three things
<sanitypassing> 1) A ton of anime series that I want to watch start airing.
<sanitypassing> 2) I'm getting ~$700 in the middle of the month
<sanitypassing> 3) I should know for sure whether I was accepted to the university I applied to by then
<sanitypassing> and it also means that I'm one month closer to the end of the semester.
<sanitypassing> the doodle?
<gkatsev> yes
<sanitypassing> I see
<gkatsev> click on t he guide
<sanitypassing> oh, it's an interactive one!
<sanitypassing> haha
<sanitypassing> nice
<gkatsev> lots of animations
<sanitypassing> yeah
<sanitypassing> look more after this practice exam...
<gkatsev> and cycled over again
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<purr> <elliottcable> sometimes I feel like the gqbrielle of programmers.
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<purr> <inimino> I am a perfectly good reason to be hot and bothered.
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<purr> <yorick> elliottcable: eboy is a nice guy, he wants me as an OFTN member
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<vil> guys I made an actual thing that actually works
<elliottcable> Hi, all.
<inimino> hm
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<alexgordon> hi elliottcable !
<alexgordon> hi inimino !
<alexgordon> THE IQ OF THE CHANNEL IS AT THE HIGHEST POINT THIS YEAR
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<vil> hi elliottcable
<elliottcable> Thanksvivi
<elliottcable> ufuafw
<elliottcable> vil!
<elliottcable> I'm learning shell-scripting, like, for real.
<elliottcable> Accidentally.
<elliottcable> Woah, inimino's here
<inimino> Not just me...
<vil> elliottcable: nice! I just did that, it's pretty sweet.
<elliottcable> lookit me
<elliottcable> except it's not working yet. Working with #zsh to fix it.
<vil> shortened submitting my homework programs from ~six commands to one command and a manifest file.
<vil> ...
<vil> even your shell scripts are insane
<vil> how
<elliottcable> what?
<elliottcable> perfectly sane.
<elliottcable> agit cherry-pick $(arev ../other_Repo dedb33f)
<elliottcable> c'mmon. sexy.
<vil> syntax-wise, I mean
<vil> I have no idea what cherry-pick does, but it sounds handy
* vil can't git
<vil> ooh that is handy
<elliottcable> ... lol yes.
<purr> lol
* elliottcable pats vil
* vil purrs
* purr rrr
<vil> lol, hi purr
<elliottcable> purr's in on this.
<vil> WE ARE GOING 'ROUND, LIKE SATURN'S RINGS
<vil> god I love this song
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<elliottcable> Great song yes.
<elliottcable> So, I've just done some evil, ridiculous, hacky shit.
<elliottcable> Turns out I can't semaphore between shell-functions running in seperate subshells;
<elliottcable> which means that the only way to substitute some result-text from a second function, into the *call* to the first function, *AND* semaphore between them in the process,
<elliottcable> is one obscure feature: directory-function-expansion.
<whitequark> what
<elliottcable> it works like this: You type `~[abc]` into the shell, and a function gets called to turn `abc` into a valid path-name in some way
<elliottcable> then that path-name is substituted into the command expansion
<elliottcable> which has one important fact for my purposes: it's run in the same environment as the shell being typed into.
<elliottcable> So, within the hook that you define for that purpose, you set a “reply” variable-array, with the “path” you've resolved.
<elliottcable> which means, I can do this:
<elliottcable> `agit ../speck cherry-pick ~[dedb33f] ~[e111077cab1e]`
<elliottcable> and yes, that *is* officially the evilest hack I've ever come up with.
<elliottcable> Beats out method-refinement in Ruby, or the Ruby 1.8.x `http://:twitter.com/$username`-style URL literals I arranged for;
<elliottcable> beats out named-arguments in ISO C, and Function subclassing in JavaScript.
<elliottcable> I'm in love <3
<vil> wait, named arguments in C?
<vil> how the hell did you do that?
* elliottcable laughs
<elliottcable> some more stupid, hacky shit
<elliottcable> line 2's the example:
<elliottcable> type v = Namespace__foo_bar(.first = 123, .third = "non-default value!");
<vil> lol "sane(?)"
<purr> lol
<elliottcable> near the bottom, the VARIADIC_DECLARE crap is how you put it together in the real world
<vil> that's terrifying
<elliottcable> that's all done in CPP, of course.
<elliottcable> If I could use M4 or something, it'd be *so* much easier and more powerful.
<elliottcable> But, really, who wants to write C code that depends on M4? Nobody.
<elliottcable> Also, far less impressive. ;)
<vil> I actually understand this, too
<vil> sweet
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<vil> whitequark: holy crap
<whitequark> vil: huh
<elliottcable> vil ⑊ were you talking about sodomy.c in #ruby-lang?
<vil> whitequark: the circuit breaker
<elliottcable> judofyr just said somebody was mentioning it in there, so I assume that must have been you
<vil> elliottcable: no
<whitequark> vil: oh yea. never buy anything by "DAEWOO International"
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<vil> I feel like I've seen the name Daewoo somewhere in the house, too...
<vil> will keep an eye out for it
* elliottcable laughs
<elliottcable> it's a car company, vil
<vil> Daewoo? They make electronics as well: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daewoo_Electronics
<vil> it's a huge company, apparently
<elliottcable> word
<Nuck> vil: You've seen it on cheap asian TV sets
<Nuck> Also possibly trucks
<elliottcable> there we go.
<vil> Nuck: good call, it's the TV in our kitchen
<elliottcable> whee!
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<purrr> [System] elliottcable pushed 1 new commit to Master: https://github.com/elliottcable/System/commit/183753b6843fc467d258a9eb45a55ae81efa0c10
<purrr> System/Master 183753b elliottcable: (new) Adding an `agit` function....
<vil> hey, I just pushed stuff to mine as well!
<vil> Synchronicity
<vil> ™
<Nuck> I haven't pushed code lately, only drugs
<Nuck> Though right now I'm trying to get fucking systemd --user to work
<vil> I need to finish up the minestatus script and toss it up there
<Nuck> I've never hated DBus more than I do right now.
<whitequark> just throw out the poettering.
<Nuck> Thinking I might just go back to my original plan if systemd --user doesn't want to work
<vil> I haven't played with systemd at all
<Nuck> Which is to make my own system for internal to users
<Nuck> vil: It's easier than it sounds, but --user mode is still unfinished
<Nuck> For some reason, there are people who claim systemd is binary-based, when it's actually just INI files
<vil> I feel like, since I have to take my server down over the summer anyway, I'll finally install Linux on it
<vil> and customize ALL THE THINGS
<Nuck> ... what's it currently running?
<vil> OS X
<Nuck> Oh, at least it's not Windows Server
<vil> works well enough for minecraft and tmux
<vil> oh fuck no
<Nuck> Use the arch, luke
<vil> but that means I have to get my act together and move the rest of my config into my repo, so I can pull it down in one fell swoop
<vil> I tried Arch once
<vil> couldn't even get the bootloader to work
<elliottcable> love Arch
<vil> granted, it was in a VM
<vil> which complicated things
<Nuck> If I ever have something to monitor, I'm going to make a monitoring system for the monitoring system
<Nuck> vil: Not really, it's the same both ways
<elliottcable> I'm going to write a monitoring system that monitors your meta-monitoring system over HTTP.
<Nuck> I did my first Arch install in a VM
<vil> apparently VirtualBox doesn't get along with grub
<purr> hah
<vil> whoa what
<Nuck> elliottcable: Awesome, I'll monitor that over UDP
<vil> what triggers the "hah"?
<Nuck> grub
<Nuck> VirtualBod
<Nuck> VirtualBox
<vil> lol
<purr> lol
* elliottcable giggles
* vil facedesks
<elliottcable> you'll never understand purr ;)
<Nuck> "apparently VirtualBox doesn't get along with grub"
<purr> hah
<vil> I couldn't possibly, she must be sentient by now
<Nuck> apparently
<Nuck> VirtualBox
<vil> Virtualbox
<Nuck> doesn't
<Nuck> get
<Nuck> along
<Nuck> with
<Nuck> grub
<vil> apparently potatos doesn't get along with pie
<Nuck> DAMMIT
<Nuck> FUCK YOU ELLIOTT
* elliottcable giggles incessantly
<vil> not the sentence structure
<vil> grub VirtualBox
<vil> Virtualbox grub
<Nuck> It's neither the sentence nor the words
<vil> HOW THE HELL
<Nuck> Virtualbox Doesn't get along with grub
<Nuck> VirtualBox doesn't get along with grub
<purr> hah
<Nuck> Interesting
<vil> pie doesn't get along with grub
<purr> hah
<vil> doesn't get along with grub
<vil> a doesn't get along with grub
<Nuck> a doesn't get along with b
* elliottcable can't breathe he's laughing s ohard
<Nuck> Reverse-engineering purr :D
<vil> shut up while we reverse-engineer your bot
* vil high-fives Nuck
* Nuck fistbumps
<vil> yusss
<vil> toast doesn't get along with grub
<Nuck> The caps
<Nuck> A doesn't get along with B
<vil> Toast doesn't get along with grub
<vil> nope
<Nuck> AssHole doesn't get along with Boobs
<vil> Pie doesn't get along with grub
<Nuck> Lengths?
<vil> pie doesn't get along with grub
<Nuck> Shut the fuck up about food, vil
<vil> VirtualBox doesn't get along with grub
<purr> hah
<Nuck> I aven't eaten yet
<vil> so it isn't rate-limited
<vil> lololol
<Nuck> grub doesn't get along with VirtualBox
<Nuck> vil: I think we should fuzz purr by slamming our faces into our keyboards
<vil> nope doesn't get along with purr
<vil> haha
<elliottcable> can't
<vil> I can't bend that far
<elliottcable> breathe
<vil> SomeThing doesn't get along with grub
<purr> hah
<vil> SomeThing doesn't get along with pie
<purr> hah
<vil> SomeThing doesn't get along with Pie
<vil> there
<vil> Toast doesn't get along with pie
<vil> two caps, and lowercase second thing
<whitequark> elliottcable: it's the hash, right?
<vil> ToastToast doesn't get along with pie
<purr> hah
<Nuck> CamelCase doesn't get along with Tits
<Nuck> CamelCase doesn't get along with tits
<whitequark> evidently not
<vil> dammit Nuck, you broke my theory
<vil> CamelCasee doesn't get along with pie
<Nuck> :D
<vil> not length with that either
<vil> you know
<vil> for all we know, elliottcable could be manipulating this right now
<vil> just to fuck with us
<Nuck> This is true.
<Nuck> He could be puppetpurring
<elliottcable> http://ell.io/ijW60
<vil> FUCK
<Nuck> My reaction will be delayed due to lag
* vil ragequits
<elliottcable> can'tbreathecan'tbreathecan'tbreathecan'tbreathecan'tbreathe
<elliottcable> best. thing. in. years.
<Nuck> I don't fully get it, does purr do that whenever you -start her?
<vil> no, it was responding to the "doesn't get along with" pattern
<elliottcable> nah. There's still an *algorithm* to when he hah's
<vil> he was just randomly disabling her
<elliottcable> I was just obscuring that from you by stopping him from always doing it ;)
<Nuck> Ah dammit
<vil> CamelCase doesn't get along with tits
<Nuck> *her
<vil> -start
<vil> CamelCase doesn't get along with tits
<purr> hah
<Nuck> elliottcable: Purr is catgirl, dammit.
<vil> there
<Nuck> CamelCase
<Nuck> -start
<vil> Nuck: that's my headcannon now as well
<Nuck> CamelCase
<Nuck> vil: ... headcannon?
<vil> it has to have the phrase
<elliottcable> wat
<vil> what?
<vil> you don't have headcannon for this channel?
<vil> too much weird stuff happens not to
<Nuck> What the fuck is headcannon?
<vil> "An idea, belief, or aspect of a story that is not mentioned in the media itself, but is accepted by either the reader themselves or the fandom in general. If it is confirmed by the author of the story, it becomes canon."
<vil> quoth UrbanDictionary
<elliottcable> what?
<elliottcable> confus
<Nuck> hahahaha
<vil> elliottcable: we're your fandom, apparently
<Nuck> That's an accurate representation of purr = catgirl
<Nuck> elliottcable denies it, but the fandom of purr all disagrees
<elliottcable> vil: wat.
<purr> beep.
<vil> purr: boop.
<vil> that needs to do something
<Nuck> zoop zop zibbity zop
<Nuck> Maybe purr isn't actually a catgirl, but Bill Cosby in a catgirl outfit?
<vil> that's not a mental image that anyone should have
<Nuck> If that's bill cosby dressed as a catgirl I just might stab you to death
<vil> nope, you're good
* whitequark doesn't trust
<Nuck> vil: Better than bill cosby as a bunnygirl
<elliottcable> boop
<elliottcable> hm
<elliottcable> I'm bad at purr.
<vil> haha
<vil> ElliottCable doesn't get along with purr
<purr> hah
* vil wins
<elliottcable> You guys still *totally* don't get it.
<elliottcable> Like, it's pretty hilarious how far off you are.
<vil> elliottcable doesn't get along with purr
<purr> hah
<vil> hmm
<vil> so it's not that specific phrase
<vil> ?
<Nuck> haha no way
* elliottcable shrugs
<purr> ¯\(º_o)/¯
<Nuck> I already knew that much
<elliottcable> great magicians and all thaty
<Nuck> elliottcable: Hey, you've done shit with systemd on your server, right? Did you work with systemd --user?
<vil> this is a six word sentence
<elliottcable> Nuck ⑊ nope
<vil> This is a six word sentence
<Nuck> this song is just six words long
<Nuck> elliottcable: Damn
<vil> This is a si'x word sentence
<vil> ElliottCable with along get doesn't purr
<Nuck> vil: wat.
<purr> beep.
<vil> haha
<vil> accidental bot feeding
<elliottcable> Nuck ⑊ well played.
<Nuck> :D
<Nuck> It's great because the sentence actually technically is grammatical
<Nuck> elliottcable, with a long get, doesn't purr.
<vil> just like that one
<Nuck> Not gonna ask what a "get" is.
<Nuck> Or whether elliott purrs normally.
<vil> I should really be doing homework, and instead am reverse-engineering a chat bot
<vil> what is my life
<Nuck> Your life is amazing.
<vil> I wish humans could purr
<vil> that would be sweet
<elliottcable> hah
<vil> oh god, elliottcable's become purr
<Nuck> Are you coming out with your furry fetish, vil?
<Nuck> lmao
<elliottcable> lmao
* vil whistles
<Nuck> vil: I told you that watching MLP would turn you into a yiffer
<vil> or, as gqbrielle puts it, YOU HAVE NO PROOF OF THAT
<Nuck> I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO
<vil> wat
<Nuck> It's a Sweet Bro n' Hella Jeff reference
<vil> haha, looking at it now
<Nuck> Probably the only part of Homestuck I ever gave a shit about
<vil> it keeps happening lolol
<purr> lol
<elliottcable> process.exit()
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<elliottcable> well, that fucked it up
<elliottcable> anyway. you'll probably never figure it out.
<elliottcable> you were closer originally.
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<whitequark> elliottcable: tell me
<elliottcable> okay, he's all fixed now
<elliottcable> whitequark ⑊ hm?
<whitequark> elliottcable: how it works :3
<vil> purr: boop
<vil> awww
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<whitequark> lol
<vil> I didndoit
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<Nuck> Honestly
<Nuck> I could probably grep the logs
<Nuck> And find more cases which would narrow down our search
<Nuck> But I'm lazy
<Nuck> So fuck that
<vil> this is true
<vil> on both counts
<vil> and I have banana bread, so I no longer care
* elliottcable sadface
<elliottcable> but it was soooo entertaiiiiining
<Nuck> I have poptarts
<elliottcable> i have neither fuck off
<vil> NOM NOM NOM
<Nuck> VIETNAM VIETNAM VIETNAM
<Nuck> Our Costco was selling PopTarts by the cratefull
<Nuck> We're talking 6 6-pack boxes
<elliottcable> yum
<elliottcable> Costco <3
<Nuck> It's brown sugar cinnamon & strawberry
<Nuck> This coffee is kina disappointing, but that's just cause it's not freshly-ground
<Nuck> Who wants to rob a bank with me?
<vil> that was a hell of a logical jump
<whitequark> who wants to discuss language design tomorrow?
<vil> need better coffee, ROB BANK
<elliottcable> ... that escalated normally.
<vil> for here, maybe
<elliottcable> whitequark ⑊ would, but I'll be on the road. /=
<whitequark> if you want, 12:00 UTC at ##foundry
<elliottcable> how's your spoken english? could always call me ;)
<Nuck> Well duh
<Nuck> What would YOU do if your coffee was subpar?
<vil> whitequark: what kind of language design? I'm a noob, but I enjoy participating where I can
<whitequark> vil: reference and value types in type system
<vil> oh, so primitives vs pointers
<whitequark> references
<whitequark> the term "pointer" mostly implies unsafe memory manipulation
<vil> well, ok
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<Nuck> OMG this is awesome http://imgur.com/gallery/cTvui
<whitequark> elliottcable: oh, call, right. not this time (it's a talk for a group of people), but sometimes I'll do
<whitequark> I have NO IDEA how's my spoken english actually
<elliottcable> pff, talk
<whitequark> I think it's horrible but maybe that's just I
<elliottcable> ... now you're just fuckin' with me
<whitequark> elliottcable: huh?
<vil> Nuck: you scrotum dangler
<whitequark> *just me
<Nuck> vil: Fetus Sandwich
<vil> haha
<vil> whitequark: I think both are technically correct, actually
<vil> though it'd be more likely to be "only I"
<Nuck> Anything is correct in English
<Nuck> That's the problem with English
<whitequark> just like php
<Nuck> Exactly.
<Nuck> Any opportunity to diss on PHP
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<vil> English is a horrible language
<whitequark> Russian is worse ><
* whitequark heard once that quoting is a huge and complicated problem in natural language processing
<whitequark> vil: any chances you know something about that?
<vil> heh
<vil> what do you mean by quoting?
<vil> but no, probably not
<vil> oh, like when I'm repeating someone else as part of a sentence?
<whitequark> vil: that too
<elliottcable> I realllllly need to stop fucking with purr
<vil> I could see that being tricky, yeah
<elliottcable> it involves writing too many regexen
<elliottcable> and reading too much eboyjr code
<whitequark> vil: but more like the disctinction between "what do you think of purr"
<whitequark> and "what do you think of word purr"
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<vil> oh, yeah
<vil> that would be extremely difficult
<vil> detecting implicit commas
* whitequark idly wonders if english features quasiquoting
<whitequark> fuck. I should write some marketing bullshit right now
* whitequark stares at the blank screen
<whitequark> FUCK YOU BLINKING CARET
<whitequark> it's been... two days already
<vil> that's what I'm doing right now!
<vil> staring at a caret, that is
<vil> ugh, I need to fix my irssi theme again
<vil> holy shit
<vil> haha: "Seriously though... People need to stop driving around with cameras. This shit only happens to them."
<whitequark> in russia, dashcams are hugely popular because they help conflict resolution
<whitequark> not sure why is this not the case in other countries
<whitequark> automobiles with black boxes, great idea
<vil> indeed
<vil> I think we're too paranoid about privacy here for something like that
<vil> maybe not individuals, but legislators would be all over that
<whitequark> you don't have a reasonable expectation of privacy in a public place anyway?
<whitequark> and it records like, I dunno, 2 hours of video, and then rolls over
<whitequark> obviously
<vil> whitequark: don't ask me, just basing it on past ridiculousness
<vil> I think that gif was posted in here in regards to elliottcable's driving, actually
<Nuck> I love some of the clips from russian dashcams
<whitequark> yeah that is likely moscow
<Nuck> I recall one where a guy just stops at a stop light, gets out of his car, pulls the driver of the dashcam car out of his drivers seat, and starts beating him down in the street
<vil> hahaha
<vil> Chrome really sucks at pages with lots of gifs
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<vil> wait what the hell
<vil> Gimmebar is infinitely faster in Safari
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<vil> how does that even work
<vil> not like because of rendering the gifs, it just loades 100x faster
<vil> *loads
<vil> that's what happens to Chrome loading gifs
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<vil> what the hell are you doing to purr, elliottcable?
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<elliottcable> Dirty things.
<elliottcable> lol he's getting throttled
<vil> ...if you know what I mean
<elliottcable> okay.
<elliottcable> here he comes.
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* purr rrrrrrr
<vil> she's alive!
<elliottcable> damnit
<elliottcable> if you don't say his name, he can't correct you >:
<elliottcable> lol I put like, an hour of effort into that, and then re-join him, and then you fuck it up. ಠ_ಠ
<purr> lol
<vil> what?
<elliottcable> would have been SO PERFECT
<elliottcable> you should have addressed her with that greeting. ;)
<vil> purr: boop.
<elliottcable> ಠ_ಠ
<elliottcable> purr: she's alive!
<purr> elliottcable: ... purr: *he*
<vil> WHAT I'M SO CONFUSED
<elliottcable> damnit
<vil> oh, you gave her a gender
<elliottcable> him*
<vil> trololo
<elliottcable> don't tell purr that she's a catgirl
<purr> elliottcable: ... that *he*
<vil> I'm pretty sure eboy would disagree
<elliottcable> fuckin' fuck I did this very wrong. got close, though
<elliottcable> yes, but eboy watches anime, so his opinion doesn't count
<vil> haha
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<elliottcable> lol @ the throttling
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<vil> purr: haaaay guuuurl
<elliottcable> ಠ_ಠ
<elliottcable> stop giving me edge cases to fix, so I can fucking pack
<vil> hahahaha
<elliottcable> purr: are you a catgirl?
<purr> elliottcable: suck my cock. (relevant: because I have one)
<vil> omfg dying
<elliottcable> vil ⑊ see, purr's a boy. Just ask her.
<purr> elliottcable: ... ask *his*
<vil> haha fail
<elliottcable> ಠಠ_ಠ_ಠ__ಠ_ಠ_ಠಠ
<elliottcable> I'm a terrible programmer.
<elliottcable> I'm done with this. devyn can fix my code if he cares, which he won't.
<vil> where are you headed?
<elliottcable> north carolina
<vil> ah
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* whitequark is reading about dwarf fantasy femslash :S
<Nuck> Is that a porn title?
<whitequark> Nuck: well, do you know what `slash`, a fanfiction genre, is?
<Nuck> No, and I don't think I want to
<whitequark> hm
<whitequark> slash = yaoi
<whitequark> go figure
<vil> Nuck: slash generally refers to male/male romantic fanfiction
<vil> Nuck: The More You Know™
<vil> also you should all go listen to this: https://soundcloud.com/7minutesdead/the-follower
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<whitequark> elliottcable: you need to use every single one of them
<vil> WHAT THE FUCK
<whitequark> C
<vil> the [] == + thing is NOT OK AT ALL
<whitequark> hahahaha, it's not even the most bizarre one
<whitequark> it's at least quite logical actually
<devyn> oh god elliottcable
<devyn> what have you done
<vil> devyn: fix her
<vil> whitequark: I know, but it just feels so dirty
<devyn> so I compiled "int main;" and checked out the assembly
<devyn> .section__TEXT,__text,regular,pure_instructions
<devyn> .comm_main,4,2 ## @main
<devyn> .subsections_via_symbols
<devyn> and that's it.
<devyn> it produces a bus error
<devyn> the symbol is defined, but who the hell knows where it ends up jumping to
<whitequark> devyn: what else would you expect?
<whitequark> also it segfaults at 0
<whitequark> uh. hm, nope
<whitequark> it jumps at the address of main, not the value at that address
<whitequark> so, yes, who the hell knows.
<vil> brb submitting it to the autograder :D
<whitequark> what
<audy> I like go
<audy> I made a go today
<vil> whitequark: we have an autograder that tests our homework programs, I can only imagine what could happen if I fed it that
<whitequark> haha I just realized
<whitequark> I can not only call elliottcable via skype
<whitequark> but just as well via a landline or mobile phone
<whitequark> sipnet, the voip service I'm using, always charges the local rate
<whitequark> e.g. I can dial an australian landline number right now and have it at 2.2¢ per minute
<Nuck> haha
<Nuck> Also why do whitequark and vil know so much about yaoi fanfics?
<Nuck> Do I see a whitequark x vil pairing?
<whitequark> meh
<Nuck> There need to be fanfictions written about #elliottcable.
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<vil> Nuck: it pays to know what these things are, in order to avoid them.
<vil> whitequark: that is completely accurate
* whitequark <3 git
<purr> Let it be known that whitequark hearts git.
<Nuck> I think it's a testament to the quality of Mailbox that I am willing to wait in line a second time just to get back in.
<micahjohnston_> purr: are you a catgirl?
<purr> micahjohnston_: suck my cock. (relevant: because I have one)
<micahjohnston_> purr she
<purr> micahjohnston_: ... purr *he*
<micahjohnston_> haha
<micahjohnston_> is purr a he or a she?
<purr> micahjohnston_: ... a *he*
<micahjohnston_> haha!
<vil> NO
<vil> lies
<vil> hi micahjohnston_!
<vil> elliottcable was messing with purr and now she's been brainwashed
<purr> vil: ... now *he*'s been
<vil> case in point
<micahjohnston_> hahahaha
<micahjohnston_> <3 purr
<purr> Let it be known that micahjohnston_ hearts purr.
* micahjohnston_ snuggles purr
* purr rr
* micahjohnston_ snuggles purr
* purr rrrrrrr
* micahjohnston_ snuggles her
<micahjohnston_> HA
* whitequark slaps purr around a bit with a large trout
* purr rrr
<Nuck> What about lines like "gqbrielle was having fun with purr but now she got a sex change"
<purr> Nuck: ... now *he* got
<Nuck> purr: GQBRIELLE IS NOT A MAN
<micahjohnston_> haha well played
<Nuck> GQBRIELLE HAS TITS AND THINGS
<micahjohnston_> xe identifies as genderless or something
<micahjohnston_> I think
<whitequark> xe?
* whitequark is used to "they" as a gender-neutral pronoun...
<micahjohnston_> whitequark: yeah just thought it'd be less ambiguous
<micahjohnston_> but yeah they is a good one
<micahjohnston_> :p
<whitequark> Xe is like the gas
* whitequark gzips irclogs.sql
<whitequark> actually scratch that, I'll bz2 it
<micahjohnston_> "like the gas"?
<whitequark> xenon
<micahjohnston_> haha yeah
<whitequark> a noble pronoun indeed
<micahjohnston_> haha
<Nuck> whitequark: Real men use xz
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