<LucyPevensiedeNa>
Nuck: Good morn, Chorris, ya half-wit deaf SOB. How ya been? TIs me, yr old Capn Gabe!
* LucyPevensiedeNa
switches to Romanic languages
<LucyPevensiedeNa>
Ca va, Nuck?
<LucyPevensiedeNa>
Oui, j'ai bon bon bon. et ca va.
<LucyPevensiedeNa>
;)
<LucyPevensiedeNa>
j'ai bon-bons, too
* LucyPevensiedeNa
wiggles eyebrows lasciviously
* LucyPevensiedeNa
pours zirself a shot
<LucyPevensiedeNa>
To Nuck Choriss! may the best first mate a capn ever had
<LucyPevensiedeNa>
never grow old or die
* LucyPevensiedeNa
slams it down, then crunches the shot glass
<LucyPevensiedeNa>
Another, please.
* LucyPevensiedeNa
begins singing a spell wrought of words and fire
<LucyPevensiedeNa>
Eleka namen namen, autumn, autumn Eleka namen. Let his flesh not be torn, let his blood elave no stain. If they beat them, let them feel no pain.
<LucyPevensiedeNa>
Let him stop following my trail and become my ally, for I am a deadly nemesis indeed, and a wonderful ally.
* LucyPevensiedeNa
stop singing and begins coding again
<LucyPevensiedeNa>
where on dearth did my husband put the canned air >.<
<LucyPevensiedeNa>
Goodness. I almost choked to death on my anti anxiety pills.
<LucyPevensiedeNa>
Who dost they think i am Alanis mORIRRISETTE?
<LucyPevensiedeNa>
i should think not.
* LucyPevensiedeNa
busies self again
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<jdhartley>
hi
<purr>
jdhartley: hi!
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<Edd>
Elliot Cable
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<elliottc1ble>
hiiii
<elliottc1ble>
well, pff
<elliottc1ble>
fffuuu
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<jdhartley>
dear people of this IRC I have a problem
<jdhartley>
deer people of this neck of the woods
elliottc1ble is now known as elliottcable
<elliottcable>
lol jdhartley
<purr>
lol
<jdhartley>
lol purr
<elliottcable>
WAT IS UURR PROBM
<jdhartley>
GUISE. my girlfriend has a high klout score than me waht do i do
<jdhartley>
do i dump her or love her more like wat
<elliottcable>
lol
<elliottcable>
My girlfriend flips her phone over when we're together, so I won't see the Instagram likes flowing in and get jealous.
<elliottcable>
True story.
<jdhartley>
god I wish MINE did that she gets so many likes
<jdhartley>
its like she's a professional photograper or something
<elliottcable>
fuckin' christ it's annoying
<elliottcable>
jd im writing on paws again stop me please D:
<elliottcable>
fly to north carolina and take my keyboard away
<jdhartley>
can i bring my interns with me i forgot how to dress myself
<elliottcable>
just wear your intern
<elliottcable>
#problemsolved
<jdhartley>
i feel like parts of me would get cold and i am not comfortable inserting them into most other people to make them warm again
<elliottcable>
you insert your *whole* self into the other peoples
<jdhartley>
i wouldnt fit :(
<jdhartley>
my interns are too small
<elliottcable>
aw
<jdhartley>
we are teaching my intern PHP are we bad people
<elliottcable>
WHY.
<elliottcable>
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT.
<jdhartley>
he is a JavaScript developer and does lots of stuff with canvas and I am tainting him with PHP.... I am going to hell
<jdhartley>
H E DOUBLE HOCKY STICKS
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<Edd>
Elliot Cable
<elliottcable>
lol, Edd
<purr>
lol
<Edd>
Hi
<purr>
Edd: hi!
<elliottcable>
my name has two T's, and you need to type the start of my name and hit tab, to complete it
<elliottcable>
as in: “elli<tab>”
<elliottcable>
what's up? Sounds like you're new to IRC. (=
<Edd>
But iPad
<Edd>
I am. GoT is what's up.
<elliottcable>
So! Bitcoin! What do you already know?
<Edd>
Nothing. At all.
<elliottcable>
hah
<elliottcable>
well, what have you *heard*, then?
<elliottcable>
with all the hype and news nowadays, you can't know nothing, unless you live under a rock. (No offense to hobbits.)
<Edd>
It exists, and that is all.
<Edd>
And money.
<elliottcable>
lol.
<purr>
lol
<jdhartley>
lol
<jdhartley>
@purr TALK TO ME DAMN IT
<elliottcable>
Basically, it's the application of powerful processors, some common logic, and a hell of a lot of heavy-hitting mathematics magic, to make a “cryptographic currency” (cryptocurrency) that functions extremely similar to how *cash* functions in the real world.
<elliottcable>
If you know how cash works, you basically know how bitcoin works, for the everyday user.
<Edd>
Hi JD
<Edd>
What can I do with Bitcoin, and what/who accepts it?
<jdhartley>
hi Edd
<jdhartley>
i hear you can buy cool drugs with bitcoin
<elliottcable>
skeptically speaking? nothing, except speculate on the market, and buy drugs.
<elliottcable>
It's a whole lotta hype, and not a whole lotta meat, right now.
<elliottcable>
that caveat provided ... it's extremely interesting, and very viable as a real currency. That's, in my humble (and generally skeptical) opinion, just a matter of time.
<elliottcable>
Translated: get in on it now, but don't expect to use it now.
<Edd>
I shall. It does sound rather interesting.
<jdhartley>
thats what they say about elliott's wiener: a whole lot of hype, not a whole lotta meat
<Edd>
oh JD
<elliottcable>
Edd ⑊ If you'd like to get started, get in here with a real computer, and I'll walk you through setting up a wallet (*securely*, which is extremely important), and send you a couple Satoshi to get started playing with it. (=
<Edd>
Y u no reply to my iMessage
<Edd>
I'll get only my computer tomorrow and take a look if you're about then?
<elliottcable>
I might be; and I didn't see an iMessage
<elliottcable>
me-aht-ell-dawt.io?
<Edd>
JD infact, iMessage wise. I'm not an interesting iMessager, you aren't missing out. Hah!
<Edd>
I'll hit you up on Twitter in advance if that's cool?
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<elliottcable>
well, that was anticlimactic.
<elliottcable>
iPad IRC'ing is weird.
<jdhartley>
lol
<purr>
lol
<jdhartley>
yes
<jdhartley>
okay i have to go now bye elliott see you later
<jdhartley>
bye
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<elliottcable>
alexgordon !
<alexgordon>
alexgordon 4!
<alexgordon>
sup ellysaurus
<devyn>
!
<devyn>
alexgordon !
<alexgordon>
alexgordon 4!
<elliottcable>
omg alexgordon
<elliottcable>
so, my best-friend's best-friend goes by “Kellysaurus” or “kellysaurusx” almost everywhere.
<alexgordon>
"best-friend's best-friend" ...wouldn't that be yourself?