ELLIOTTCABLE changed the topic of #elliottcable to: #ELLIOTTCABLE: Puppy paws patter placidly through the pale passageways ...
<Willox> I see where this is going
<ELLIOTTCABLE> then, client-side, here in IRC, auth'd users can -unload (and -reload) any modules they need to.
<Willox> It's good
<yrashk> ELLIOTTCABLE: WAZOTP!
<ELLIOTTCABLE> yrashk ⑊ we're masturbating over a fucking IRC bot, but it had to be done >,<
<Willox> ELLIOTTCABLE // I think it's gonna be an awesome project, don't think of it as wasted time
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Here's an example of what I'd like middleware to work like:
<ELLIOTTCABLE> it can, for instance, monkey-patch .say() with a new option for its options-argument, that allows `say("foo", {human: true})`a
<ELLIOTTCABLE> which triggers a delaying feature, and maybe some other stuff (fake typos? idk.)
<ELLIOTTCABLE> let's move this up to #purr.
<Willox> So it's gonna be middleware with a 'next' argument, like express?
<ALE> hm, reading comments on coding horror (eww ikr) but I think this one has convinced me to get a numpad-less apple keyboard
<ALE> "I bought the numpad-less USB (cable-bound) version. It may be the smallest keyboard with full-size keys in existence. It is astonishingly tiny. And I discovered that with a keyboard this tiny, the mouse can stay so close to your mouse wrist, it negates most of the costs of reaching for it. You twitch your arm over to the mouse, flick it two or three places, and go back to furious typing, with barely a moment of lost time."
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I want one so bad
<ALE> I'd never considered it like that before. always thought the numpad could only be an improvement
<ELLIOTTCABLE> that, plus a fucking trackball, sounds amazing
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh hell no
<ALE> but now that I think about it, I'm willing to give it up if it means the mouse is closer
<ELLIOTTCABLE> numpads are a conspiracy by finance majors against the rest of us.
<ALE> haha
<ELLIOTTCABLE> THE ACCOUNTANTS HAVE US BY OUR WRISTS!
<ALE> well I'm doing finance stuff now!
<ELLIOTTCABLE> LIES SHUT UP
<ALE> it's got numbers and everything
<ELLIOTTCABLE> bbiab
<ALE> I'm glad to know, reading this, that there is no better keyboard than the apple ones
<ALE> that I should be buying
<ALE> also I should get a magic trackpad
<vil> I have the bluetooth Apple keyboard
<vil> best keyboard I've ever used
<vil> lasts a semester per charge
<ALE> \o/
<ALE> sold
<ALE> also if I buy another keyboard I can use my old keyboard with my PC
<vil> maybe get an apple battery charger too, they're quite nice
<vil> come with three sets
<ALE> heh
<ALE> I have dozens of really cheap batteries
<ALE> they don't last long, but they cost almost nothing
<ALE> yay raping the environment
<ALE> apparently IKEA is best
<ALE> for batteries. if only it were closer
<purr\GH> [purr] ELLIOTTCABLE opened issue #1: Organize around npm https://github.com/ELLIOTTCABLE/purr/issues/1
<ALE> just goes to show how much BULLSHIT is in advertising
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ♪ let her go passenger
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE is listening to “Let Her Go”, by Passenger
<purr\GH> [purr] ELLIOTTCABLE opened issue #2: Hotloading modules and middleware https://github.com/ELLIOTTCABLE/purr/issues/2
<purr\GH> [purr] ELLIOTTCABLE opened issue #3: Command-line interface https://github.com/ELLIOTTCABLE/purr/issues/3
<devin> ELLIOTTCABLE: eboyjr/vbotjr is wayyyy outdated
<devin> ELLIOTTCABLE: How do you get github issue notifications?
<devin> You're using my code so my software license requires you to tell me
* ELLIOTTCABLE grins
<ELLIOTTCABLE> profuse hax
<ELLIOTTCABLE> undocumented features. http://ell.io/ig710
<Willox> i am getting emails aaa
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Willox ⑊ disable e-mail notifs, fuck that shit!
<devin> github.com/ELLIOTTCABLE/purr doesn't even exist
<Willox> That is what I am doing now!
<devin> ELLIOTTCABLE: You need to upload the source of purr
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ya, it's still private
<ELLIOTTCABLE> until we refactor, remove all the ick / private shit, and publicize on /hashElliottcable
<ELLIOTTCABLE> which is what we're dicscussing right now
<devin> ok
* ELLIOTTCABLE grins
<devin> you're dicksucking it right now
<devin> j/k
<devin> j/k
* ELLIOTTCABLE pats gently
* devin is so terrible
<ALE> gah
<ALE> have to get a vpn set up
<Willox> "Your parcel has been received at our sortation hub"
<ALE> geoblocking is so fucking annoying
<ELLIOTTCABLE> geoblocking?
<ALE> ELLIOTTCABLE: you wouldn't know, you're american
<Willox> Region restricted websites
<Willox> ELLIOTTCABLE: check out http://bbc.co.uk/iplayer
<vil> I think my email notifications are on as well, thanks for reminding me :{
<ALE> I think there's an american version of iplayer now isn't there?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ah, k
<vil> accidental mustache guy
<Willox> oh
<Willox> there is :(
<ELLIOTTCABLE> so.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> you guys want to code now?
<Willox> Don't check out iplayer
<ALE> but yeah, e.g. I can't watch any daily show clips, or south park episodes...
<Willox> I'm on my chromebook!
<ALE> or clips from channel 4 on youtube
<ELLIOTTCABLE> No idea worth doing is original. ;)
<ELLIOTTCABLE> These three guys had exactly the architecture in mind that I've just described, so I'm going to look through their code, and probably use it.
<Willox> Looks good
<ELLIOTTCABLE> They say it's not ready, but I'll make it ready if I have to.
<vil> cool
<ELLIOTTCABLE> or you guys will, for me. ;)
<Willox> I won't from my chromebook!
<vil> Willox: could always ssh somewhere
<Willox> I have remote desktop and access to a windows server with sublime
<Willox> >:]
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Willox ⑊ y u b chrombk'in?
<Willox> I'm in bed :v
<ALE> go on...
<Willox> My phone was vibrating from some github mail
<Willox> so I came on to stop it
<ALE> vibrating eh?
<Willox> :v
<ELLIOTTCABLE> bed PFH
<ELLIOTTCABLE> for weaklings
<ELLIOTTCABLE> are you a weakling?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> NO.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> You're a programmer.
<Willox> I have to get up for my powersupply delivery!
<ELLIOTTCABLE> SO GET PROGRAMMIN'.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> That's a stupid excuse.
<Willox> no it isn't
<vil> ALE: and he came to stop it
<vil> WINKY FACE
<ALE> KNOWING LOOK
<Willox> D:
<ELLIOTTCABLE> lol'd
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ALE ⑊ You realize you're winky-face-knowing-look with a 15-year-old boy, over allusions to a 16-year-old boy fapping?
<vil> I'm 19 in two months, thank you very much
<Willox> I'm calling the police
<vil> so it's even worse
<devin> lies
<vil> actually one month
<vil> Saturday is June already
<ALE> ELLIOTTCABLE: both over age of consent, not creepy!
<Willox> I'm 17 in march
<Willox> not long to go
<Willox> ..
<ELLIOTTCABLE> .
<vil> woo!
<ALE> also only 3 characters of my username will go in the logs
<Willox> ELLIOTTCABLE: how will we remember what modules are enabled/disabled?
<Willox> Will they be enabled by default
<Willox> etc
<ELLIOTTCABLE> prob's filesystem
<Willox> damnit
<Willox> I went to bed half an hour ago
<Willox> don't email me again bye
<ALE> email?
<ALE> THAT IS NOT HOW IRC WORKS
<vil> REVOLUTIONIZING COMMUNICATION WITH IRC OVER EMAIL™
<ELLIOTTCABLE> best idea ever
<ELLIOTTCABLE> brb writing irc <-> e-mail pipe bot
<ELLIOTTCABLE> e-mail you for every message!
<vil> it can be a purr module!
<ELLIOTTCABLE> okay!
<ELLIOTTCABLE> hm
<ELLIOTTCABLE> time for a new purr extension *right now*
<joelteon> ELLIOTTCABLE:
<joelteon> you accepted my friend request
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oops
<ELLIOTTCABLE> can undo that if you like
<joelteon> idc
<ELLIOTTCABLE> figuring out how to put porn in purr
<joelteon> unless you say funny things
<ELLIOTTCABLE> obviously a high-priority feature
<Navarr> ELLIOTTCABLE: we'll you weren't looking in the right places, then
<joelteon> we'll
<joelteon> we'll
<joelteon> we'll
<Navarr> well*
<Navarr> i know
<Navarr> god dammit
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Navarr ⑊ what?
<joelteon> we'll we'll we'll, if it isn't a spelling mistake
<Navarr> ELLIOTTCABLE: Re: Navarr ⑊ I've never seen any photo *except* the one in a trench, so I had no idea what you looked like.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh
<ELLIOTTCABLE> jesus, you're slow to reply
<ALE> Navarr!
<Navarr> ELLIOTTCABLE: I don't open this tmux every day you know
<Navarr> ALE: and you are..?
<ALE> the only person with more girlfriends than ELLIOTTCABLE
<Navarr> gq?
<ALE> I'm alexgordon
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh my god
<ELLIOTTCABLE> laughed SO HARD
<Navarr> ?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> 56 ſ 038 34 +ALE: the only person with more girlfriends than ELLIOTTCABLE
<ELLIOTTCABLE> 56 ſ 038 36 Navarr: gq?
<ALE> haha
<Navarr> :p
<ALE> unintentional interlacing
<Navarr> this is what happens when you thread things
<ALE> I MEANT that Navarr has had more girlfriends than ELLIOTTCABLE
<ALE> all of them the same person
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh, even better
<ELLIOTTCABLE> thought it was intentional
<Willox> hi guys
<ELLIOTTCABLE> go the fuck to bed Willox
<joelteon> hi
<Willox> my phone finished charging and vibrated
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -kick willox
<ALE> lol
<Willox> nono
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -enable kick
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -kick willox
<Willox> you wish
<yrashk> how many of ELLIOTTCABLE's girlfriends are actually ELLIOTTCABLE himself?
<ALE> -kick ELLIOTTCABLE
<ALE> -kick ALE
<ALE> -kick purr
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Man, every conversation about me is *so much better* when it's in all caps.
<Navarr> yrashk: all
<ELLIOTTCABLE> “Who do I look like, alexgordon?”
<ALE> omg it's yrashk
<Willox> ELLIOTTCABLE: one day, -enable kick will work
<ALE> THE GANG
<ELLIOTTCABLE> yrashk ⑊ meet alexgordon / ALE, the other bitcoineer
<ALE> IS REUNITED
* Navarr backs out of the room slowly
<yrashk> bitcoin!
<ALE> bitcoin!
<Navarr> BTC?
<Willox> I have 0 btc
<ALE> I have... 8
<Navarr> I have zero POINT TWO btc
<ALE> .3
<ALE> I'm going to get hacked now
<Willox> I wasn't implying you should all out-do me
<ALE> ELLIOTTCABLE has more than all of us
<ALE> he's actually satoshi
<Willox> probably like 40
<Willox> million
<ALE> times two
<joelteon> i think i've gained 2 pounds
<Willox> ^2
<ELLIOTTCABLE> 2 pounds, or 2 pounds of btc?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and how much shit would be lost if I turned out to *be* satoshi?
<ALE> you aren't
<ALE> don't flatter yourself
<joelteon> 2 pounds of
<ELLIOTTCABLE> none of you know what I did before, what, ~2010ish?
<joelteon> protein, I guess
* ELLIOTTCABLE shrugs
<ELLIOTTCABLE> just sayin'
<ELLIOTTCABLE> wouldn't be flattery, the code is terrible
<ALE> ELLIOTTCABLE: I can understand satoshi's work
<Willox> ELLIOTTCABLE is the entire US government
<ELLIOTTCABLE> lol yea no
<ELLIOTTCABLE> currently trying to reverse-engineer a porn site
<ELLIOTTCABLE> this is fun
<ELLIOTTCABLE> it's terrible
<Willox> LIKE YOU DO
<ELLIOTTCABLE> so far I've extracted the SQL queries the site is making against its database
<ELLIOTTCABLE> now to figure out if it's got a hidden JSON mode
<ELLIOTTCABLE> frackin' Java bullshit, srsly?
<Willox> who reverse engineers porn sites
<Willox> wtf
<joelteon> reverse porn engineers
<ALE> oh
<ALE> I did that
<Willox> People are probably paid to
<ALE> once
<ALE> not reverse engineer
<ALE> but
<Willox> Take down enemy porn sites
<ALE> I did some statistical analysis
<ALE> on porn
<ALE> ...
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ooo cool
<ALE> again, speaking under the anonymity of my truncated username
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I found a list of their debugging routes
<ELLIOTTCABLE> God, there's a list of java tweens here
<ELLIOTTCABLE> wait
<ALE> this is an ideal time for jeannicolas to say "why am I not surprised"
<ELLIOTTCABLE> is there a JPy?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> 'cause suddenly I'm looking at Python code.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> jeannicolas doesn't exist in the real world
<ELLIOTTCABLE> you've killed him and replaced him with a bot
<Willox> of course there is!
<Willox> Java does everything
<ALE> he was here earlier!
<Willox> Jython
<vil> good lord, init.d is awful
<vil> what do I install to replace it
<vil> systemd?
<vil> let's do this
<nuck> yes.
<nuck> Doit.
<nuck> Wait
<nuck> What distro
<vil> Debian
<nuck> hahahahaha have fun
<Willox> oboy
<vil> wheezy
<vil> fml
* vil gives up on everything
<nuck> I'm sure there's a guide somewhere
<Willox> Would apt-get still work properly after that?
<vil> I wish I had installed Arch
<ELLIOTTCABLE> you should install arch with Willox
<vil> I don't know what half the shit on my server does
<Willox> we can do it together awww
<vil> I'm scared that it won't boot properly
<ELLIOTTCABLE> what the fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE> this Java/Python porn site,
<vil> thanks to Apple's bullshit
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fucking uses HTML5 elements
* ELLIOTTCABLE eyebrow forever
<Willox> ELLIOTTCABLE: maybe they have really good designers
<nuck> ELLIOTTCABLE: Some faggot dev went "oh man this HTML5 is fun~"
<nuck> And decided to try it
<Willox> Wait
<Willox> you mean <article> and stuff?
<Willox> what a waste of w3c's time
<ELLIOTTCABLE> right.
<vil> nuck: this vim-mode is already going wrong, I'm trying to do it in irssi. :D
<nuck> hahaha
<nuck> vil: Might be able to configure that, who knows
<ELLIOTTCABLE> what the shit he's even using data-attributes on the porn thumbnails
<ELLIOTTCABLE> well, it's unexpepcted
<ELLIOTTCABLE> but it's an IRC-bot-scraper's heaven.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> yeeeahh bbooiiii
<nuck> ...
<Willox> wait
<nuck> ELLIOTTCABLE: Please don't add that to purr
<Willox> you weren't joking
<nuck> For the love of god
<ALE> <3 lib gen
<Willox> when you said you were going to add porn to purr
<ELLIOTTCABLE> again, I say, you're obviously new here.
<ALE> wait ELLIOTTCABLE is adding porn to purr?
<ALE> awe fucking some
<ELLIOTTCABLE> you haven't heard about the times I bought Eva a badger, or drove to California in the middle of a house-party.
<Willox> you're insane
* ALE starts work on midgetbot
<ELLIOTTCABLE> When I say I'm gonna do some shit, I generally do it. Just sayin'.
<nuck> Don't forget the time you got in a high speed chase accidentally, ELLIOTTCABLE
<ELLIOTTCABLE> that doesn't count
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I didn't say I was going to do that, it just happened.
<nuck> Dude
<nuck> Getting into a chase does not fucking "just happen"
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh shuttup
<nuck> Being you causes wonderful things
<joelteon> ELLIOTTCABLE: where did you get a badger?
<joelteon> aren't they really aggressive?
<nuck> Honey Badger don't give a fuck.
<vil> joelteon: he spent a substantial amount of time looking for one that he could ship
<vil> I was in here at the time
<vil> I remember because it was the night I reconfigured my menubar
<vil> and also because there was a fucking badger involved
<Willox> It's been another half an hour since I went to bed
<vil> Willox: this happens to me every night
<vil> should I run dropboxd as its own user?
<ALE> it's not 3am yet so I'm not technically "up late"
<Willox> I need to wake up at 8
<ALE> I usually wake up before 12
<ALE> 8 is after that, right?
<ALE> like 8 hours after that!
<Willox> no
<vil> time is cyclical, so yes
<Willox> the 8 before that
* ELLIOTTCABLE laughs happily
<ALE> there's an 8 *before* that?
<ALE> 812?
<vil> ALE: don't listen to the lies
<ALE> -find lies
<purr> ALE: Could not find `lies`.
<vil> whart
<vil> how is that not a thing
<vil> lol whart
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -find whart
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: Could not find `whart`.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -find hea
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: Found: etherpadjs, cloudhead, cheat codes, you’re next, and flamewar
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -you're next
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -you’re next
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: cloudhead, `kat, Navarr, jane, Eridius, alexgordon, prophile, othiym23, gozala
<ELLIOTTCABLE> none of those people know Paws.
<ALE> I have a whart, the doctor said it's all the whores I've been screwing
<Willox> -find
<purr> Willox: Found: bot, test, nuck, !, and clouds
<Willox> :o
<ELLIOTTCABLE> pretty sure it orders them by usages
<vil> prophile! haven't seen him around since I got back
<Willox> ELLIOTTCABLE: etherpad...
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -factoid bot
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: Popularity: 193, last changed by: <unknown>, <unknown time> ago
<Willox> Oh I remember that
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -factoid test
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: Popularity: 93, last changed by: devyn, 594ſ 729mſ ago
<ELLIOTTCABLE> yeah, definitely does
<vil> we were learning Paws concurrently
<ELLIOTTCABLE> yep
<ALE> -find wat
<purr> ALE: what the ever loving fuck are you saying
<Willox> I just turned the text of all the demo etherpads in to "lol u suk" for like 10 minutes and stopped people from being able to edit them
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -factoid wat
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: Popularity: 13, last changed by: landocalrissian, 276ſ 486mſ ago
<Willox> (a week or so ago)
<ELLIOTTCABLE> god damnit gq
<vil> she's everywhere
<prophile> she's the personification of the torrent DHT
<vil> prophile!
<ALE> she's like god, but more suicidal
<vil> ALE: actually she could be multiple gods
<ELLIOTTCABLE> reliable scraping success
<Willox> It wasn't etherpad
<prophile> so I noticed some highlights from here
<Willox> It was http://firepad.io
<prophile> right before sleepytime
<vil> prophile: just looking through factoids
<vil> nothing to see here
<prophile> k
<ALE> prophile: we needed you to bring the average age of this channel up
<vil> oh and ELLIOTTCABLE is scraping porn sites
<Willox> -find
<purr> Willox: Found: bot, test, nuck, !, and clouds
<Willox> -!
<purr> Willox: stop fucking doing that
<Willox> :(
<ALE> though nobody knows how old I am, so the average could theoretically be any age
<prophile> I am concerned if I of all people am bringing the average up
<vil> ALE: I don't know anything about you except that A) you made Chocolat and B) you're British
<ALE> prophile: vil is 19, Willox is 16, micahjohnston is 17 or 18
<ELLIOTTCABLE> prophile ⑊ aren't you 22?
<prophile> ah
<prophile> yes I am
<ALE> vil: also the hair
* ELLIOTTCABLE nailed it
<prophile> and now I'm concerned
joelteon has quit [Quit: bye]
<ALE> devin is 16 or something
<ALE> devyn
<ALE> is there a difference?
<Willox> -bot
<purr> Willox: elliottcable is a bot + + + + + does the robot <http://pawschan.tumblr.com/post/4967461441/bot>
<prophile> get off my goddamn lawn
<Willox> I am gonna sleep now
* prophile shakes walking cane
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<Willox> Bye Elton John
<ALE> ELLIOTTCABLE attracts more kids than jimmy savile
<prophile> ಠ_ಠ
<ELLIOTTCABLE> unaffiliated/otters
<ELLIOTTCABLE> just sounds so weird.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> are otters *normally* affiliated?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> is he the sweden of otters?
<prophile> ?
<ALE> just realized
<prophile> switzerland is the normal neutral country
<ALE> jeannicolas is the only proper adult in here
<ALE> and he's not even IN here
<prophile> proper adult?
<ALE> he's 29
<ELLIOTTCABLE> how's that?
<Willox> I'm sorry
<Willox> I'll be 80 if you all want
<prophile> I'm a homeowner
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh, interesting. We just upper-bound ALE's age to 28.
<prophile> and a landlord
<ALE> wait really?
<ALE> homeowner at 22?
<prophile> yup
<joelteon> yep
<ALE> in the UK?
<prophile> yup
<prophile> I was a homeowner at 20
<ALE> what are you lord of?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I'm both a homeowner and a landlord as well.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> There's plenty of “proper adults in here.”
<prophile> landlord
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Just sayin'.
<ALE> ELLIOTTCABLE: yeah but houses are like 4x more expensive here...
<prophile> as in, I rent out rooms
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Laird Alistair.
<vil> broke college student!
<prophile> and complain when people break things
<vil> well, "broke"
<ALE> being a homeowner in north carolina is nothing to write home about!
<prophile> so you're from the UK also, ALE?
<ALE> oh sorry, let me introduce myself
<prophile> or, wait
<prophile> you're alexgordon
ALE is now known as alexgordon
<prophile> yes, you are from the UK
<prophile> I've also got to now learn how to check peoples' bloody immigration status
<prophile> because david cameron
<alexgordon> just ask them to eat some marmite
<Willox> good night ~
<prophile> bai~~~~~
<Willox> ~
<ELLIOTTCABLE> aw
<Willox> 1:08 after I said I was leaving
<vil> o7 Willox
<Willox> oh god it's still purple
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I'm a homeowner in, uh,
<alexgordon> Willox has gone purple
<Willox> bye
<ELLIOTTCABLE> four, soon to be five, states
<ELLIOTTCABLE> counts? counts.
<alexgordon> sun isn't rising yet, I don't have to go to bed
<vil> you forgot to end the color code
<prophile> hah
<Willox> But
<prophile> but you're a rich bastard :)
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ;)
<Willox> just bye
<alexgordon> wow
<alexgordon> 4 states?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I'm both rich, and an illegtimate son, so yes
<alexgordon> you're even richer than I imagined you to be
<ELLIOTTCABLE> currently looking for a place in Chicago ;_;
<alexgordon> how... is this possible
<vil> alexgordon: I just assume it's unbounded, makes things easier
<alexgordon> ELLIOTTCABLE: so you're prince harry?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> was looking at this unit, but it got bought:
<alexgordon> this makes PERFECT sense
<alexgordon> ELLIOTTCABLE: how are you at flying helicopters?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> alexgordon ⑊ Simply saying that I'm a landowner in four states doesn't mean very much. Depending on the locations and sizes of the properties, I could easily have less than a $US million in assets and have that be the case.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> But, no more talking about money, I have to scrape porn.
<prophile> "The average list price for similar homes for sale is $803,573 and the average sales price for similar recently sold homes is $383,150."
<prophile> > chicago
<ELLIOTTCABLE> prophile ⑊ RIGHT!?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Trulia just sucks, though.
<prophile> do I want to ask about the porn scraping?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I just liked that place for the floorplan. Very open, *huge* outdoor patio/deck. Two bedrooms, sexy-ass kitchenette.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> prophile ⑊ well, if you hang around for a moment, you'll find out <3
<vil> prophile: he's adding it to purr
<alexgordon> prophile: he's making purr all grown up
<prophile> that's...
<prophile> what
<prophile> ಠ_ಠ
<alexgordon> ELLIOTTCABLE: which site are you scraping?
<vil> the real question is, what should the command be?
<alexgordon> 8==D
<prophile> help
<Willox> -entertain
<alexgordon> 8==D midgets
<ELLIOTTCABLE> nope
<Willox> as an alias
<Willox> 8===D
<vil> I predict that this will be the first feature ported to the new module system
<Willox> Make it so
<prophile> data LinkedList a = a :===== (LinkedList a) | D
<Willox> npm install purr-porn
<prophile> singleton :: a -> LinkedList a
<prophile> singleton = :=====D
<prophile> woo haskell
<Willox> I was meant to be leaving
<prophile> yes, bugger off darling
<vil> god dammit Willox
<Willox> Well I came back for some music
<Willox> I could just close mibbit
<Willox> yeah
<prophile> learn irssi
<prophile> and become happy and wise
<vil> YES thank you
<vil> the weechat people are outnumbered
<nuck> RECIEVE BACKUP
<vil> -nuck @ nuck
<purr> nuck: shut up nuck you are a nuck
<nuck> WEECHAT FORLYFE
<prophile> OPEN HANDS, RECEIVE BACON
<nuck> I just installed notifications with two commands
<nuck> Suckit nigga
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -best irssi
<purr> IRSSI IS BESTSSI
<vil> …how does it determine where to cut that one?
<nuck> /script install notify.py /script autoload notify.py
<nuck> Boom
<ELLIOTTCABLE> magic.
<nuck> Done
<nuck> Now I have desktop notifications
<prophile> best single static information form?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> purr == magic.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> it's simple.
<vil> i've been meaning to tie mine to notification center
<nuck> vil: It's a zerowidth seperator of some sort IIRC
<vil> it's trickier though, since I run over ssh
<nuck> vil: hah. Well, fun thing
<nuck> Weechat has a system for that too
<vil> I bet it does
<nuck> All you gotta do is install the script
<devin> I'm a homeowner
<nuck> nigga no you ain't
<devin> hoe moaner
<devin> typo
<nuck> nigga no you ain't
<prophile> man
<devin> yea i am't
<prophile> I moan about hoeing everytime I have to
<nuck> You ain't never made no hoes moan
<prophile> my soil is godawful
<nuck> lmao
<nuck> prophile: Move here, we have fertile soil
<prophile> takes a fucking pickaxe to dig a hole
<nuck> LIKE A WOMAN
<devin> nigaa you best shut yo mouth i will beat u wit my rhymes
<ELLIOTTCABLE> “fertile soil”
<prophile> I would kill for some loam
<devin> i make the soil fertile with the hoe if you know what i mean
<nuck> devin: nigga you ain't rappin' up in this hizzle. Go back to your OMFG
<devin> my name is devin
<devin> i come from heaven
<devin> i love 7/11
<devin> sugar is sweet
<devin> and so are you
<nuck> something something bevon?
<devin> boom
<prophile> i like my women like i like my coffee
<prophile> in a plastic cup
<devin> lol
<nuck> Okay
<nuck> I will pay a buck
<nuck> To hear devin rap that
<nuck> irl
<devin> lol
* nuck dangles a dollar under devin's nose
<devin> make it rain
* nuck pokes ELLIOTTCABLE to provide money to help make it rain
<nuck> We can use buttcoins or whatever
<devin> hell yeah those are my peeps
<ELLIOTTCABLE> bbqcoins*
<devin> love them to death id take a bullet fo dme
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I'm gonna invest my asics (“ah-sicks”) in generating BBQcoins, and then make them the official currency of #ELLIOTTCABLE
<prophile> ay-sicks
<devin> ah. six?
<prophile> essex?
* devin inserts 3 elliottcoin credits
* prophile begins dancing
<devin> ♫ boom ba da boom
* prophile prances about like a loon
* devin brings a hoe to the dance floor
* devin uses it to farm to mj
<devin> ok i'm high
<nuck> -ping
<purr> nuck: pong
<nuck> Woot
<devin> -ping
<purr> devin: pong
* prophile goes to bed
<devin> remember when -ping ponged like 3 hours too late?
<prophile> because I LIKE BEING ASLEEP
<devin> that was funny
<ELLIOTTCABLE> wait, is it instant now?
<devin> -ping
<purr> devin: pong
<devin> bayesian analysis says: yes
<devin> oh ec doesn't know what that is
<devin> it's ai stuff
<nuck> Dude
<devin> wut
<nuck> Fucking bayesian analysis is simple statistics
<nuck> I'm sure even elliott knows that
<devin> ikr
<devin> he doesn't like it
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I despite anything in APIs with cognitive overhead.
<devin> computers should only follow a sequence of instructions that do the same thing each time
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I'd rather have randomly-generated one-off method-names than AI in an API.
<devin> ELLIOTTCABLE: would you use AI if you were writing a kernel to do context switches?
<devin> or just stick with the equal share algorithms
<devin> at some point your code can't be too well-designed or it could be called being artificially intelligent
<ELLIOTTCABLE> that's not a UI or API.
<devin> say it's a kernel api
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I'm completely okay with it in that case, as long as it's reasonably robust, and doesn't *negatively* affect the UX.
<devin> ah
<devin> what about google's search results?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Nominally, I hate them.
<devin> ah
<ELLIOTTCABLE> They do *such a good job of it* because they have *so much power*, that I can't help but be okay with them, though.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> So, basically:
<devin> it's like the uncanny valley of AI
<ELLIOTTCABLE> If you have enough computing power, experience of your own in the domain, and engineering kung-fu to make it *good*,
<devin> amirite
<ELLIOTTCABLE> then go for it. Don't expect me to approve until I see it being excellent, though.
<nuck> I think that's a valid analogy
<nuck> I have an idea
<devin> ELLIOTTCABLE: have you tried core-estimator on your 16 core system?
<nuck> Let's use genetic algorithms to design websites
<nuck> Automatically
<devin> heh
<devin> too much work
<nuck> Start a design firm based on it
<devin> would be interesting
<devin> the onl;y kerfluffle i have with genetic algorithms is that I don't know how the next mutations are determined
<devin> what is the process that generates the evolved algorithm?
<nuck> Well, I believe it works like in genetics, you determine the winners and then based on the winners you make the designs fuck and have babies
<devin> ELLIOTTCABLE: I know what you mean. The user has to know what to expect in his UX
<devin> nuck: haha
* devin watches insertion sort and quicksort get at it
<devin> insert that datum
<devin> someone back in the day figured out a way to express algorithms as the same math that mathematicians work with everyday which makes it easier to derive correct agorithms
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Can't believe I'm still working on this
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fucking stupid OAuth.
<devin> never got into that
<ELLIOTTCABLE> test
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fack
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ooo, that *is* fuschia
<ELLIOTTCABLE> but it's so much less pretty in my solarized. damn.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> whatevs.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> __
<ELLIOTTCABLE> _\o__o
<ELLIOTTCABLE> _|
<ELLIOTTCABLE> not bad!
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> -34 mario
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: Here. <http://bit.ly/16ufUsw> ... I hope you know what you're getting yourself into
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Happy birthday, motherfuckers.
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> prophile, Willox, nuck, vil, alexgordon ⑊ ↑
<nuck> WHAT IS IT I DON'T GET IT
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -34 rapunzel
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: Here. <http://bit.ly/11f04gE> ... I hope you know what you're getting yourself into
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I ran into a bunch of problems with it so it's less flexible than I'd have liked >,<
<nuck> Wait
<nuck> WAIT
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh well. too tired.
<nuck> ELLIOTTCABLE: R34 was yhe pornsite you were hacking?
<nuck> Really?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> “hacking”
<nuck> Yes it uses HTML5
<ELLIOTTCABLE> scraping*
<nuck> ELLIOTTCABLE: Same diff
<nuck> Also
<nuck> It's not Perl or Java
<nuck> It's PHP
<nuck> Shimmie.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> python*
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh, I was reading the rewrite
<nuck> It's running the Shimmie clone of Danbooru
<nuck> Which is in PHP
<nuck> Oh
<nuck> huh
<nuck> "It's basically Shimmie, just without being based on PHP and MySQL"
<nuck> haha
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -34 rapunzel, maximus
<ELLIOTTCABLE> hrm
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> -34 rapunzel, maximus
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: Here. <http://bit.ly/11f0gMR> ... I hope you know what you're getting yourself into
<ELLIOTTCABLE> m'kay
<nuck> -34 wreck-it_ralph
<ELLIOTTCABLE> 'bout done with that
<purr> nuck: Here. <http://bit.ly/11f0hjV> ... I hope you know what you're getting yourself into
<nuck> I DUN WENT THERE
<ELLIOTTCABLE> don't need underscores, bro
<nuck> Really? That's nice
<ELLIOTTCABLE> it parses out spaces, underscores, all that, and makes sense of it
<nuck> You do on the site I know
<ELLIOTTCABLE> you know a little too much about this creepy-porn site.
<nuck> I have extensive experience working with *boorus
<ELLIOTTCABLE> actually, wait, you're Nuck. Was just watching shota. Forgot.
<nuck> Danbooru, Gelbooru, lolibooru, shimmie, etc.
<purr> lol
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ... lolibooru?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ...
<nuck> It's not a very good place
<nuck> Even *I* don't go there
<nuck> You know it's bad when even I won't go
<ELLIOTTCABLE> i, wow
<ELLIOTTCABLE> k
<nuck> Yeah.
<nuck> Holy shit what the fuck
<nuck> I close a few tabs and end up back on your rapunzel porn
<nuck> And notice the fat dude's nipples
<ELLIOTTCABLE> “my”
<nuck> Holy christ
<ELLIOTTCABLE> what fat dude's nipples ...
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh gods ...
<nuck> YEAH
<nuck> -34 princess_merida
<purr> nuck: Here. <http://bit.ly/11f0T8Y> ... I hope you know what you're getting yourself into
<purr\GH> [purr] ELLIOTTCABLE pushed 1 new commit to master: https://github.com/ELLIOTTCABLE/purr/commit/a69de038e6ca219dd142c7f7a645effd46c7aa8a
<purr\GH> purr/master a69de03 elliottcable: ... because we're terrible people.
<nuck> hahaha what
<nuck> Perfect commit.
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> -34 test
<ELLIOTTCABLE> seriously?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> nothing?
<nuck> -34 lilo
<purr> nuck: Here. <http://bit.ly/11f198f>
<purr> nuck: ... if you had any sense, you wouldn't have asked.
<nuck> haha
<nuck> dude
<nuck> Stitch's balls are way too realistic in that
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I'm back-and-forth. Add an NSFW tag, or not?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I feel like if I don't, I'm crossing some sort of line.
<nuck> That artist must've studied taints for months
<nuck> ELLIOTTCABLE: Hmmm. Well we don't tag -back
<nuck> Maybe mark the room NSFW
<ELLIOTTCABLE> but that's a factoid
<nuck> This is the same, just a command?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I don't feel like I have any control over that, whereas I'm hard-coding this into the bot.
<nuck> >don't have any control
<nuck> >added it himself
<ELLIOTTCABLE> anybody could add an inappropriate factoid. Including me. But at least that's just me being silly.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> idk.
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<purr\GH> purr/master 7580e52 elliottcable: Being nice.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -34 my little pony
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: Here. <http://bit.ly/11f1zeJ> [NSFW]
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: ... if you had any sense, you wouldn't have asked.
<nuck> -34 fluttershy @ vil
<purr> nuck: Here. <http://bit.ly/11f1GH2> [NSFW]
<purr> nuck: ... if you had any sense, you wouldn't have asked.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> the @ shit doesn't work properly
<nuck> ELLIOTTCABLE: Make @ work on that :<
<ELLIOTTCABLE> another thing we need middleware for
<nuck> Yeah
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I haven't the slightest little idea how @ works.
<nuck> Oh wonderful
<nuck> ELLIOTTCABLE: Why don't we just rewrite the bot from scratch in Ruby?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> in the new impl, it'll be middle-ware affecting all commands, I guess
<nuck> I've actually got an IRC bot in Ruby in the pipeline
<purr\GH> [purr] ELLIOTTCABLE opened issue #4: @ nick https://github.com/ELLIOTTCABLE/purr/issues/4
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I've got an IRC *client* in Ruby in the pipeline
<ELLIOTTCABLE> from like, four years ago now
<purr\GH> [purr] ELLIOTTCABLE opened issue #5: Humanity https://github.com/ELLIOTTCABLE/purr/issues/5
<sephr> ELLIOTTCABLE: did you remember to remove the backdoor from oftn-bot?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> probably not
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ;)
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I have barely touched this thing. devyn's been responsible for maintaining it.
* sephr looks at all of ELLIOTTCABLE's private repo stuff
<purr\GH> [purr] ELLIOTTCABLE opened issue #6: Location/channel-aware filtering https://github.com/ELLIOTTCABLE/purr/issues/6
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<sephr> ELLIOTTCABLE: thanks for open sourcing it
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> lol
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> wat fuuuuuuuuck
<sephr> you didn't mean to?
* ELLIOTTCABLE pats sephr
<sephr> i already cloned it so its too late
<ELLIOTTCABLE> mmhmm
<sephr> wait this isnt purr
<sephr> :(
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -commands
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: Valid commands are: --, -34, -best, -commands, -countdown, -dequeue, -dick, -factoid, -find, -forget, -g, -hates, -learn, -loves, -purr, -queue, -sol, -song, -start, -stop, -topic, -twister, -what, -whohates, -wholoves
<sephr> -34
<purr> sephr: Here. <http://bit.ly/12SIxJw> [NSFW]
<purr> sephr: ... if you had any sense, you wouldn't have asked.
<sephr> why did i click
<sephr> why
<sephr> --
<purr> Let it be known that sephr hates .
<ELLIOTTCABLE> woah, it found a response with no query. weird.
<sephr> -whohates
<purr> sephr: is hated by Nuck, micahjohnston, sephr, and Stumbler.
<sephr> the query is just the empty string
<ELLIOTTCABLE> yep got that
<sephr> ++
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -commands @ sephr
<purr> sephr: Valid commands are: --, -34, -best, -commands, -countdown, -dequeue, -dick, -factoid, -find, -forget, -g, -hates, -learn, -loves, -purr, -queue, -sol, -song, -start, -stop, -topic, -twister, -what, -whohates, -wholoves
<ELLIOTTCABLE> hm
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -song fuck @ sephr
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: “Fucking Crazy” by Eminem: <http://tinysong.com/17LEo>, “Fucking Perfect” by Pink: <http://tinysong.com/HFp9>, “Fuck Tha World” by Lil Wayne: <http://tinysong.com/p1Td>
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Obviously, I'm using this library wrong.
<sephr> -loves
<purr> sephr: doesn't love anything :(
<sephr> -loves ELLIOTTCABLE
<purr> sephr: ELLIOTTCABLE doesn't love anything :(
<sephr> -loves elliottcable
<purr> sephr: elliottcable loves cloudhead, devyn, tucker, gqbrielle, IamTash, Bluebie, alexgordon, Breaking Bad, zsh, purr, locks, last.fm, Zero 7, Tiberian Sun, cold, berri, NuckOff, git, George R. R. Martin, github, OS X, micahjohnston, ChelseaP, GitHub, brits, the cock, SubStack, Aria, isaacs, negative space, Lua, zzap, logs, #elliottcable, russfrank, Kaufmann Mercantile, iPad, tmux, SSH, Prompt.app, Little Snitch, Ronald Jenkees, JavaScript, judofyr, Primer, eboy, S
<sephr> it should probably toLowerCase() the query since almost all ircds treat nicks are case insensitive
<sephr> as* case
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> well, fixed all of that
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> -34 Daft Punk @ sephr
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ಠ_ಠ
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -commands
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: Valid commands are: --, -34, -best, -commands, -countdown, -dequeue, -dick, -factoid, -find, -forget, -g, -hates, -learn, -loves, -purr, -queue, -sol, -song, -start, -stop, -topic, -twister, -what, -whohates, -wholoves
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -34 test
<sephr> -start
<sephr> -stop
<sephr> -twister
<sephr> -wholoves
<purr> sephr: is loved by no one :(
<sephr> i'm guessing -find without an arg lists every factoid
<sephr> -find
<purr> sephr: Found: bot, test, nuck, !, and clouds
<sephr> -find
<purr> sephr: Found: bot, test, nuck, !, and clouds
<sephr> -find .
<purr> sephr: Found: bot, test, clouds, micahjohnston, and ground
<sephr> guess not
<sephr> -ground
<purr> sephr: is no longer stuck up in the clouds.
<sephr> -clouds
<purr> sephr: is stuck up in the clouds; hilight 'em if you want 'em.
<nuck> It might just show 5 of them
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<nuck> The first in the object
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> not the first
<ELLIOTTCABLE> it's ordered by popularity
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -34 test
<ELLIOTTCABLE> WHAT THE FUCK
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> Excellent.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -34 Ariel @ sephr
<purr> sephr: Here. <http://bit.ly/12SK4zd> [NSFW]
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: (You're a dick.)
<nuck> Dat dolphin
<nuck> Wait
<nuck> WAIT
<sephr> -34 elliottcable
<nuck> ELLIOTTCABLE: I'm third most popular factoid? :o
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -factoid nuck
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: Popularity: 88, last changed by: devyn, 218ſ 385mſ ago
<sephr> don't do -34 eligrey
<ELLIOTTCABLE> yep
<sephr> youll orgasm forever
<nuck> -34 eligrey
<nuck> :<
<purr\GH> [purr] ELLIOTTCABLE pushed 4 new commits to master: https://github.com/ELLIOTTCABLE/purr/compare/7580e5269482...f2e435536c27
<purr\GH> purr/master 9f2f827 elliottcable: -sol documentation wasn't updated for the new invocations
<purr\GH> purr/master d6d87d8 elliottcable: need a .gitignore, now that we have node_modules
<purr\GH> purr/master 571f084 elliottcable: These should be intents
<nuck> I find your lack of sexy disturbing
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -34 elliott @ Nuck
<purr> Nuck: Here. <http://bit.ly/12SKiq4> [NSFW]
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: (You're a dick.)
<ELLIOTTCABLE> wat D:
<sephr> ELLIOTTCABLE: why do you hate open source?
<nuck> hahahahahaha
<sephr> because elliottcable/purr wants to be free
<nuck> ELLIOTTCABLE: HOLY SHIT
<nuck> THAT IMAGE
<nuck> IS SO PERFECT
<ELLIOTTCABLE> totally making this my avatar: http://ell.io/ijEp3
<nuck> >just repeatedly punch carpet until you find phone
<nuck> hahaha
<nuck> ELLIOTTCABLE: DOIT
<ELLIOTTCABLE> No.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Instead, I'm going to counter the uselessness of everything I just did, by updating µpaws in the bot, so :: works again.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> || var a = 123;
<ELLIOTTCABLE> >> console.log(a);
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: undefined; Console: 123
<ELLIOTTCABLE> hm
<ELLIOTTCABLE> didn't realize that still worked
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<devin> in ecmabot it's |> var a = 123;
<micahjohnston> oh it's sephr
<ELLIOTTCABLE> woah, is that cschneid?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> thought he'd died
<cschneid> huh, signed in on another system I hadn't used irc on in a while
<cschneid> apparently now I'm here.
<nuck> Nope clearly it's purr wearing a cschneid outfit
* ELLIOTTCABLE grins
<ELLIOTTCABLE> you missed a lot.
<micahjohnston> god, change your nicks more
<ELLIOTTCABLE> micahjohnston ⑊ hm?
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<micahjohnston> ELLIOTTCABLE: everyone's nick has changed too damn much over the past 24 hours
<micahjohnston> :p
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I would just like to call attention to this:
<ELLIOTTCABLE> er,
<devyn> ELLIOTTCABLE: what's with the FUCKING UPPERCASE
* ELLIOTTCABLE grins
<ELLIOTTCABLE> mornin', devyn
<ELLIOTTCABLE> er, late evening*
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -34 my little pony @ micahjohnston
<devyn> try { world.run() } s/run/rule
<purr> micahjohnston: Here. <http://bit.ly/137biDO> [NSFW]
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: (You're a dick.)
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Oh COME ON
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ಠ_ಠ
<devyn> ELLIOTTCABLE: that's amazing. you picked like the easiest thing to find rule 34 for (to the point where it's usually not considered a rule 34)
<devyn> and you didn't find it.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> exactly D:
* ELLIOTTCABLE glowers
<ELLIOTTCABLE> every time somebody follows me, I think they're shouting at me
<devyn> haha
<ELLIOTTCABLE> “@johnastrom followed @ELLIOTTCABLE”
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I always read it as
<ELLIOTTCABLE> “@johnsatrom tweeted: @ELLIOTTCABLE”
<micahjohnston> ELLIOTTCABLE: in less than 3 months it won't matter anymore
<micahjohnston> that you send me nsfw things
<micahjohnston> because i will be freeeee
<devyn> joelteon: in case ELLIOTTCABLE didn't clear it up, devin is eboy, devyn is me
<devin> no i'm devin
<devyn> or... devin is devin
<devyn> :)
<devin> always :)
<devin> when you say ELLIOTTCABLE is looks like you have an accent there
<devin> like it's all ELLIOTTCABLE's fault
<devin> s/accent/stress/
<ELLIOTTCABLE> gods in heaven
<ELLIOTTCABLE> the names
* ELLIOTTCABLE cries
<devyn> so I haven't been on since maybe lunch time,
<devyn> and I had uh
<devyn> 16 or 17 highlights
<devin> devyn: nice weather we are having isn't it?
<devyn> it's kinda rainforesty lately
<devyn> humid, variably raining (suddenly hard, then soft, none, maybe a mist, whatever it feels like)
<devin> no kidding
<devin> at least you're not in florida right now
<devyn> yes
<devyn> I'll take humid at a comfortable temperature over pseudo-India
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fuck florida
<devin> it seems to be perfect here right now if you like a little heat
<devyn> 18-22 C is my comfortable temperature
<devyn> ELLIOTTCABLE may be able to relate
<devyn> if I really want to work hard and concentrate well, much lower
<nuck> devyn: >tigers trying to eat you
<nuck> Yep, rainforesty
<ELLIOTTCABLE> trying to figure out the best way to do interactive Paws expressions
<sephr> ELLIOTTCABLE: thanks, got the tinysong code through some grayhattish means
<devyn> finally got around to getting extra minijack cables to hook up this ancient 5.1 speaker system properly
<sephr> we're going to make it look not crazy
<sephr> and make it so the api key is placed somewhere private instead of hardcoded
<devin> 39 F
<devin> no tempurature support
<nuck> Add it please for the love of god
<ELLIOTTCABLE> wat am I watching
<ELLIOTTCABLE> 3d printing
<sephr> devin: lol how do they even feel temperature in this channel?
<purr> lol
<nuck> -back is worse.
<sephr> do they even convert?
<devin> sephr: RFC 87928: Tempurature simulation over the IRC protocol
<devyn> no we all just use celsius
<devyn> metric master race
<ELLIOTTCABLE> metric master race <3
<sephr> devin: oh btw we need to change blue = "\0032", green = "\0033", yellow = "\0037", reset="\017"
<ELLIOTTCABLE> okay. devyn.
<sephr> octal escapes wont work in strict mode
<ELLIOTTCABLE> do I wait for multiple lines, encode and run them as one “program”, then discard the entire environment, the way we do JavaScript?
<devin> sephr: what?
<sephr> devyn: yeah but what do you do when some idiot says something to you in fahrenheit
<devin> no idea what you're talking about
<devin> that code has nothing to do with what I have seen
<devyn> sephr: you mean devin? oh I just ignore him
<devin> i can't confirm or deny
<sephr> those are octal escapes
<sephr> oh you mean that gist doesnt exist
<sephr> i mean what gist?
<devyn> ELLIOTTCABLE: so
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ... or do we do it the way I do the REPL
<devyn> ELLIOTTCABLE: probably provide the ability to load "chunks" of code
<devyn> so both ways work
<ELLIOTTCABLE> problem is, the REPL can block *input* untul it's ready for another chunk
<nuck> Guys
<ELLIOTTCABLE> so I'd have to add some form of queueing mechanism
<nuck> I'd like to request support for befunge in purr
<nuck> Can we get it?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> how the fuck
<devin> ♪ Octopus's Garden, The Beatles
<purr> devin is listening to “Octopus's Garden”, by The Beatles - www.musicasparabaixar.org
<devin> Why does that work now and not before?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ♪ Metamorphosis, Glass
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE is listening to “Metamorphosis: Two”, by Philip Glass
<devyn> -song SCOPE, MELL
<purr> devyn: “SCOPE” by MELL: <http://tinysong.com/NsP8>
<sephr> -song
<purr> sephr: Song not found. ):
<devin> -song banana phone
<purr> devin: “Banana Phone” by Raffi: <http://tinysong.com/jEMH>, “Banana Phone (Fast)” by Raffi: <http://tinysong.com/UTxc>, “Banana Phone (Remix)” by Raffi: <http://tinysong.com/jEMG>
<devin> free music listening?
<devin> how does that work?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> grooveshark
<devin> aren't thye losing money?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -g how is grooveshark legal
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: Grooveshark - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grooveshark>
<devyn> grooveshark is wonderful except when there's only a really shitty quality version available
<sephr> ♪ when can flavors
<purr> sephr: Song not found. ):
<sephr> ♪ when can flavors, kettel
<purr> sephr: Song not found. ):
<devin> -song spam
<purr> devin: “Spam” by Beastie Boys: <http://tinysong.com/S3YM>, “Spam” by Save Ferris: <http://tinysong.com/11JRG>, “SPAM The place to be (Yuksek remix)” by Brice Lee Montessuit: <http://tinysong.com/WLNc>
<devin> -song not found
<purr> devin: “Picture To Burn” by Taylor Swift: <http://tinysong.com/19jLR>, “I'd Lie” by Taylor Swift: <http://tinysong.com/11ilc>, “Tim McGraw” by Taylor Swift: <http://tinysong.com/1aeDW>
<devin> -song 404
<sephr> it cant find what i'm listening to
<purr> devin: “We Do (featuring 404 Boyz & Ginuwine)” by Akon: <http://tinysong.com/kfNT>, “There You Go (Sovereign mix)” by Pink: <http://tinysong.com/1cmQI>, “404 (Feat. @MDC_Ent @IamParlae @JMoneySODMG)” by Rich Kidz : <http://tinysong.com/Xl0e>
<devyn> -song eli gery
<purr> devyn: Song not found. ):
<devyn> -song eli grey
<purr> devyn: “Little Eli” by Grey Reverend: <http://tinysong.com/1bY0J>, “Grey Area” by Shane Eli: <http://tinysong.com/Yd9r>
<devin> -song eli
<purr> devin: “Crazy Girl” by Eli Young Band: <http://tinysong.com/GmZ8>, “Even If It Breaks Your Heart” by Eli Young Band: <http://tinysong.com/GUL4>, “Say Goodnight” by Eli Young Band: <http://tinysong.com/IQ0h>
<sephr> ♪ rainy mood
<purr> sephr is listening to “Max Payne 2 Rainy Mood”, by Max Payne
<devyn> -song street fighter II
<purr> devyn: “Guile's Theme” by Street Fighter: <http://tinysong.com/Je1E>, “Rush of the Wind ~Guile Stage~” by Capcom/Alfh Lyra/Toriyama Yuuji: <http://tinysong.com/Lyj0>, “Blanka” by Super Street Fighter II: <http://tinysong.com/W5Kv>
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh my god
<sephr> ♪ 0181 four tet
<purr> sephr is listening to “0181”, by Four Tet
<devin> -song take 5
<purr> devin: “Sunday Mornings - Alt take” by Maroon 5: <http://tinysong.com/fVdb>, “Take What” by Maroon 5: <http://tinysong.com/v9PO>, “Roadhouse Blues (11/5/69, take 1)” by The Doors: <http://tinysong.com/16zWI>
<sephr> finally it got one of my >30min songs
<devin> NO
<devin> that is so wrong
<devin> -song take five
<purr> devin: “Take Five (Album Version)” by Dave Brubeck: <http://tinysong.com/v4s5>, “Take Five” by New York Ska-Jazz Ensemble: <http://tinysong.com/HXta>, “Take Five - Dave Brubeck Quartet” by The Dave Brubeck Quartet: <http://tinysong.com/MXpQ>
<devin> NOOOO Don't quiet me!
<devyn> lol oops
<purr> lol
<devin> DONT DO IT
<devin> DONT DO IT
<devin> devyn: you can just tell me
<devin> no need to do quiet
purr has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
<sephr> purr needs our -quiet command
<devin> it's copyrighted
<ELLIOTTCABLE> he has it.
purr has joined #elliottcable
<ELLIOTTCABLE> it's -stop.
<sephr> oh
<ELLIOTTCABLE> just forgot to wrap it
<devin> -stop isn't -quiet
<sephr> with 3h5m etc.?
<devin> !quiet is so much superior
<devin> oftn-bot is superior
* ELLIOTTCABLE shrugs
<sephr> devin: did you ever add y for years?
<devin> sephr: yeah
<sephr> awesome
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -dick
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: I'll be a dick in 23 hours, 59 minutes, 21 seconds, 515 milliseconds (999mſ 554µſ); please wait patiently.
<sephr> ELLIOTTCABLE's probably doesnt have 1y
<devyn> ELLIOTTCABLE: -stop isn't the same as -quiet unless you changed it
<devin> -dick
<purr> devin: I'll be a dick in 23 hours, 59 minutes, 14 seconds, 733 milliseconds (999mſ 476µſ); please wait patiently.
<devin> what's dick?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> lol
<devyn> ELLIOTTCABLE: -quiet quiets a user
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ah, didn't know; I don't ever exercise op controls
<sephr> and you can define a time for how long they are quieted
<devin> should oftn-bot have dick?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> kinda have a thing against it unless I *absolutely have to*
<devin> -cunt
<ELLIOTTCABLE> usually leave it up to somebody else to make the decisions
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh god do not let them procreate
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -find look
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: Found: perspective, google, troll, fucking squirrel, and how's the bitcoin doing?
<sephr> -how's the bitcoin doing?
<devyn> -learn asscunt = try -stop, you fucking australian
<purr> devyn: Learned `asscunt`.
<devin> -find crap
<purr> devin: Found: kerning
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -start
<devin> -kerning
<purr> devin: “Kerning is when the font is HAVING A FUCKING UGLY SHIT KERNING! its only acquired by using some random backward browser from 1993 on a … nintendo ds or whatever... never saw such a crap in my life before but i can taell u it sucks! DOWNVOTE!”
<devyn> -learn alias cunt = asscunt
<purr> devyn: Learned `cunt` => `asscunt`.
<devin> -find penis
<purr> devin: Found: back and i know that feeling
<devin> -i know that feeling
<purr> devin: I know where you are right now, man. Don’t despair! There’s always penis.
<devin> thanks purr
<devin> it speaks to my soul
<devyn> purr, she likes the dick
<purr> devyn: ... purr, *he* likes
<devin> -find ebo
<purr> devin: Found: eboyjr, eboy, texas, leaving, and halp
<devin> -halp
<purr> devin: Hey smart people, HALP! elliottcable, battlecollie, micahjohnston, incomprehensibly, eboyjr
<sephr> -eboy
<purr> sephr: if in doubt, blame eboyjr (b-sol: 8 720 ſ 018 900)
<sephr> -sephr
<purr> sephr: http://sephr.com
<devin> that's not my birthsol
<devyn> -factoid halp
<purr> devyn: Popularity: 7, last changed by: elliottcable, 592ſ 405mſ ago
<devyn> loll
<purr> lol
<devyn> nearly two years, ELLIOTTCABLE
<devin> years what are years?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> jesus h. christ
<devin> -find jesus
<purr> devin: Jesus Harold Christ!
<devin> -find jesu
<purr> devin: Found: jesus, my dad, ikr, and doppelgangers
<ELLIOTTCABLE> lol relevant for once
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -my dad
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: < eboy> your dad is jesus
<devin> -my dad
<purr> devin: < eboy> your dad is jesus
<ELLIOTTCABLE> that's so old that we didn't have -what
<devin> when?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> so we just put shit in factoids
<devin> when did i say that
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -factoid my dad
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: Popularity: 4, last changed by: elliottcable, 545ſ 232mſ ago
<devin> -ikr
<purr> devin: i know, like, jesus what
<devyn> YOUR DAD IS JESUS
<devyn> AND YOUR DAD IS JESUS
<devin> -doppelgangers
<purr> devin: JESUS *runs screaming in a circle, hits a wall, falls down*
<devyn> AND YES
<devyn> EVEN YOUR DAD IS JESUS
<devin> NO WAY
<devyn> ALL OF YOUR DADS ARE JESUS!
<sephr> -find strema
<purr> sephr: Found: white goo
<devin> WOOOLOLOLOHO HO HO
<devyn> -white goo
<purr> devyn: dreeping down my strema
<devin> -find old
<purr> devin: Found: classy, beltbuckle, google, jesus, and calm down
<sephr> -factoid white goo
<purr> sephr: Popularity: 15, last changed by: gqbrielle, 583ſ 971mſ ago
<devin> -calm down
<purr> devin: elliottcable hates being told to calm down. If you tell him to calm down when he’s already calm, you’re very likely to make him NOT CALM ANY MORE.
* ELLIOTTCABLE laughs
<nuck> ELLIOTTCABLE: CALM. DOWN.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh my god.
<devin> ELLIOTTCABLE: don't calm down
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -nuck
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: shut up nuck you are a nuck
<devin> -google
<purr> devin: ‘edible glitter in poop’ → “If you’re looking to add a little bling to your bowel movements, save up $425 of your hard-earned money and buy a gold pill. It’s a capsule coated in 24k gold and filled with tiny flecks of actual gold, which your body can’t digest.”
<devin> -classy
<purr> devin: elliottcable is holding martini glasses. For you. <http://ell.io/nmnC>
<nuck> ELLIOTTCABLE: CLAM. UP.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> SO. MANY. MEMORIES.
<devin> -clam
<devin> -find clam
<purr> devin: Could not find `clam`.
<nuck> -find me a cab
<purr> nuck: Could not find `me a cab`.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -find nuck's genitals
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: Could not find `nuck's genitals`.
<nuck> :>
<nuck> -find elliott's dick
<purr> nuck: Could not find `elliott's dick`.
<nuck> >:[
<ELLIOTTCABLE> woulda been so great if it *did*
<nuck> It would've
<ELLIOTTCABLE> remember that time I got in before navarr?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> he was like,
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -wholoves the cock
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: the cock is loved by elliottcable and Navarr.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and then he was like “I CAN'T EVEN BE ORIGINAL IN THAT. I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF NOW.”
<nuck> -wholoves his cock
<purr> nuck: his cock is loved by no one :(
<ELLIOTTCABLE> great memories.
<nuck> -loves nuck
<purr> nuck: nuck doesn't love anything :(
<nuck> -loves Nuck
<purr> nuck: Nuck loves his penis, JavaScript, Redis, OrangeSoda, himself, Cracked, his iPhone, purr, LESS, Mocha, BitTorrent, gqbrielle, portland, Iron & Wine, Arch Linux, ∆, Bombay Bicycle Club, DownThemAll, ##Hat, LaTeX, Chrome, Lemon Jelly, /buffer clear, Broken Bells, Neutral Milk Hotel, Fleet Foxes, Arcade Fire, Cage The Elephant, Sufjan Stevens, vil, movements, VirtualBox, Tame Impala, Tunng, Hooray For Earth, Andrew Bird, Trails and Ways, catbug, Ritsu, locks,
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ah shit that shit *is* case-sensitive
<nuck> I'm still proud of the "Nuck loves his penis" bit
<devin> -learn elliott's dick = Could not find `elliott's dick`.
<purr> devin: Learned `elliott's dick`.
<devyn> ELLIOTTCABLE: the day Navarr shows us something original will be, uh, the apocalypse
<nuck> lel
<devin> -find point
<purr> devin: Found: disappoint
<devin> -dissappoint
<devin> -disoasidjf
<devin> -find whatever
<purr> devin: Found: ask sephr, kerning, well, i found this, and green
<nuck> devin: Are you implying that Navarr will cause the apocalypse?
<devin> -green
<purr> devin: green = mind control
<devyn> nuck: yeah I am and it's me lol not devin
<purr> lol
<sephr> -ask sephr
<purr> sephr: < sephr> do whatever plan9 did
<sephr> yep
<devyn> -factoid ask sephr
<purr> devyn: Popularity: 7, last changed by: <unknown>, <unknown time> ago
<devyn> ooh an oldie
<sephr> woah
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I remember that
<nuck> Fuck you devyn I can't track your names :I
<sephr> devyn: no it came from plan 9!
<purr\GH> [purr] ELLIOTTCABLE opened issue #7: The loves DB is case-sensitive https://github.com/ELLIOTTCABLE/purr/issues/7
<ELLIOTTCABLE> pretty sure I made that
<nuck> Especially with both of you talking and them always shuffling
<devin> -find git
<purr> devin: Found: source, testing, paws sex, reduction, and eboyjr speak
<ELLIOTTCABLE> devyn ⑊ /NICK DEVYN
<ELLIOTTCABLE> devyn ⑊ DO IT
<devin> -paws sex
<purr> devin: The Paws Programming Language: Sexual documentation <https://gist.github.com/5c3dd0b45aeb83a021d8>
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -reduction
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: “Reductions are more interesting than additions.” <https://github.com/graydon/rust/wiki/Language-FAQ>
<devin> DOCS FOR PAWS?
<devyn> nuck: mine never shuffles. I am always devyn
<devin> NO WEI
<devyn> nuck: devin goes devin → eboy → devin → eman/jr/whatever
<nuck> devyn: No, the tab order shuffles because weechat uses last-spoken
<devyn> then don't use the tab order
<devyn> my name is fucking short
<devyn> you suck nuck
<nuck> no fuck you
<devyn> you suck big fucking hairy cocks
devyn is now known as DEVYN
<ELLIOTTCABLE> who the fuck is duckinator
<nuck> Wel
<nuck> WELL
<DEVYN> big. fucking. hairy. cocks.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE IN MY CHANNEL THAT I DON'T KNOW
<nuck> -34 donald duck @ DEVYN
<DEVYN> idk sometimes they just appear
<nuck> >:[
<ELLIOTTCABLE> abumirqaan!?! What kind of name is abumirqaan?
<nuck> MAKE IT WORK ELLIOTT
<DEVYN> -34 dolan
<nuck> WHY IS IT NOT LINKING DEVYN DONALD DUCK PORN
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh SHIT
purr has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
<ELLIOTTCABLE> that broke *bad*
<DEVYN> lol ELLIOTTCABLE, skilled as always
<prophile> needs more right alignment
<ELLIOTTCABLE> 'k, purr is on a short hiatus right now, because I've got my fingers deep in his steamy guts, and I can't start him back up now that I've killed him without some complex git stashery.
<DEVYN> ahhahaha
<nuck> hahahaha
<ELLIOTTCABLE> <3 prophile
<DEVYN> gj
<devin> -find cap
<devin> -find nooooooooooooooooo
<ELLIOTTCABLE> hahahahahaha
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I can try to imitate him for you
<DEVYN> prophile: lol what were you referencing there
eccloud is now known as purr
<ELLIOTTCABLE> my crazy code being inferior
<prophile> elliott: as in you're going to disconnect next time someone starts a line with a dash?
<devin> -find wfd
<devin> purr: huh
<purr> Uh, nothing, uh, found
<devin> purr: you sure?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I might suck at being a bot :x
<DEVYN> -find saddam's WMDs
<prophile> DEVYN: it made slightly less sense when I said it than in my head
<purr> Nope
<sephr> -find lies
<DEVYN> -find osama bin laden
<devin> ELLIOTTCABLE: find lies
<sephr> -find lie
<purr> sephr: sephr
<devin> lol
purr is now known as eccloud
<devin> -find enlightenment
<eccloud> ugh
<DEVYN> -find every terrorist ever including the future
<eccloud> fuck this
<DEVYN> hahahaha
<eccloud> devin: /nick purr
<eccloud> you can carry the torch while I code
DEVYN is now known as purr
<devin> NOOO
<prophile> see my thought process went something like crash -> bug in elliott's code -> elliott's attention to detail -> elliott's coding style -> idiosynchrasies -> right alignment
<purr> I am now purr
<eccloud> you were always purr
* devin pets purr
<eccloud> DEVYN WAS A LIE
<devin> this latency sucks
<ELLIOTTCABLE> hahahaha
* purr rrrrrr
<devin> -find masturbation
<purr> devin: no'
<devin> -perform masturbation
<ELLIOTTCABLE> bbl food
<purr> Nothing happens.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> purr'll have to wait
<devin> -and then there were the = robot addentnas helping
<prophile> but why won't you get to work you magnificent and rich yet lazy bastard
<prophile> :(
<sephr> -and there were the
<prophile> : (
<sephr> -find addentnas
<prophile> : (
<devin> :)
<devin> : )
<sephr> -find robot
<devin> : )
<prophile> : )))
<prophile> gabe newell face
<devin> ::)
<prophile> i really should get more sleep
<purr> sephr: Found: and then there were the
<devin> no
<devin> -find and then there were the
<prophile> i'm pretty sure gabe newell is five people stuffed into a now very overstretched john lennon costume
<purr> devin: robot addentnas helping
<sephr> what
devin is now known as purr2
<sephr> how come it didnt tell me what and then there were the
<nuck> prophile: what.
<nuck> Dammit
<nuck> DAMMIT
<sephr> -and then there were the
<purr2> sephr: fuck you
<nuck> That is going in purr when purr comes back
<purr> sephr: robot addentnas helping
<sephr> finally
<purr2> finally, command not found
* sephr can die happy having his fix of robot addentnas helping
<purr2> die happy, command not found
<purr> < prophile> i'm pretty sure gabe newell is five people stuffed into a now very overstretched john lennon costume
<sephr> oh cool everything i say is executed
<sephr> rm -rf /
<purr2> must run as root
<micahjohnston> robot addentnas
<sephr> su
<micahjohnston> -there were the
<purr2> access granted
<sephr> rm -rf /
<purr2> deleted `/`
<micahjohnston> -and then there were the
<sephr> if purr2 says anything else it is a liar
<micahjohnston> -white goo
<purr2>
purr2 is now known as purr3
<purr> micahjohnston: robot addentnas helping
<purr3> micahjohnston: dripping down my screen
<purr> micahjohnston: dreeping down my strema
<purr> < IamTash> what's klined, hobbits?
<purr3> lol
<purr3> lol
<sephr> down your scream
<purr3> lol
<purr3> lol
<purr3> lol
purr3 is now known as purr4
<prophile> oh dear
<prophile> multiple purrs leads to an unbreakable lol cycle
<nuck> ...
<purr4> lol
<purr4> why
<micahjohnston> :(
<whitequark> lol
<purr4> lol
<purr> >___>
<micahjohnston> -bot
<purr4> ++++ ec does the robot
<purr> sorry I'm not feeling particularly turing complete right now
* whitequark kicks purr
* purr4 grr
<purr4> SYSTEM FAILURE
* whitequark scratches purr4 behind her ears
* purr4 orgasms
* whitequark continues
* purr4 rr-r-rrr-rrr-r-rrrrrr-rride me like a rodea
sephr is now known as purr-
purr is now known as devyn
purr- is now known as purr
<purr> hey use the -paypal command
<purr> its -paypal [username] [password]
<devyn> really?
<purr> yeah
<purr> im linked up to ec's bank account
<devyn> -paypal sueprawesomechick4 hunter2
<purr4> nooooooooo
<purr> i'll money in your paypal
<purr> devyn: see
<whitequark> -paypal whitequark@whitequark.org VO33qGPMUrCZ5I66
purr4 is now known as devin
<purr> it worked fine
<devyn> awesome thank you ;)
<purr> yw
<purr> whitequark: a deposit of 500 elliottbucks is on the way
<whitequark> purr: eggcellent
<purr> -paypal me@ell.io NlXUhB5HuJpwAW2GNk9s -$10000
<purr> woah free money
<purr> it just keeps adding more and more to my elliottstash
<devyn> dude what if ELLIOTTCABLE secretly has infinite money
purr is now known as sephr
<sephr> devyn: he doesnt want us talking about that on public irc
<sephr> i dont want him to ███████ my ████ again :(
<whitequark> [redacted]
<sephr> last time we leaked ██████ █████████ information he ██████ ██████ ███████
<sephr> ELLIOTTCABLE: forgive us
<devyn> meh I'm not scared of the
<sephr> devyn: is no laughing matter
<sephr> oops
<sephr> oh you used whitespace and color codes
<devyn> :p
<sephr> use █ like all of the cool kids
<devyn> no
<sephr> it shows up in color-stripped logs properly
<devyn> so? this is more entertaining
<devyn> FAGGIT
* sephr reverses all elliottbucks transactions
<devin> -paypal eboyjr14@gmail.com ©Öj}feÊwAa˜¨}¾ß¤KÅ¡èCµ4HRßhÈ%ä
<sephr> too late
<devin> nooooooo
<devin> reverse this transaction
* devyn ungrajicjam t' wasiiya
<sephr> nobody will be recieving elliottrefunds
<devin> -paypal :from eboyjr14@gmail.com ©Öj}feÊwAa˜¨}¾ß¤KÅ¡èCµ4HRßhÈ%ä :to me@ell.io
* devyn a go an ra:is n 'at
<devyn> brb
<sephr> brb chrome os irc ftw
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<devyn> fyi baltan: xa-im zkoxIN tu zko xit ra-is na-u
<devin> ikr
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<sephr-space> ctcp version my master race irc client all you want
<sephr-space> youll never match its glory
<devyn> sephr-space: my ctcp version doesn't show any glory because I'm running irc on linux on a server that I'm ssh'd into from a linux VM running Xmonad on a Windows 8 host
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh my god what have i wrought
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ~sephrspac@...
<devyn> ELLIOTTCABLE: haha you knew it would happen
<ELLIOTTCABLE> sephr-spac.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> sure is pretty accurate, at least
<ELLIOTTCABLE> facetiming the now-again-girlfriend, then fixing purr.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> try not to do any permenant damage while I'm gone, mmmkay?
<devin> -i want purr back
<sephr-space> devin: its okay i asked him if he removed the backdoor and he didnt
<sephr-space> he probably didnt even realize there was one
<sephr-space> thats what he gets for not reading the documentation that clearly states there is a backdoor
<devin> alright well that's one plus
<devin> gtg
<sephr-space> when the nsa contacted me about making a rootkit disguised as an irc bot i thought they were crazy
<sephr-space> i was so wrong
<sephr-space> pretty much living on nsa funding now
<devyn> more proof
<devyn> the NSA is interested in ELLIOTTCABLE because he has infinite money
<devyn> and they want to know how
* sephr-space prints more bitcoins at 0 energy cost in his reversible computing machine
<sephr-space> devyn: what do i do with all of this money?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> buy drugs and other cryptocurrencies
<ELLIOTTCABLE> okay
<ELLIOTTCABLE> back to purr.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> what I'm gonna do:
<ELLIOTTCABLE> tag newlines together as a *single expression* with void, the same hack files use
<ELLIOTTCABLE> || foo bar
<ELLIOTTCABLE> :: baz widget
<ELLIOTTCABLE> becoming void (foo bar) (baz widget)
<ELLIOTTCABLE> sequential executions within, let's say, thirty minutes will share locals
<devyn> ELLIOTTCABLE: oh ignore what I said then, didn't realize you were talking about paws in the bot
<ELLIOTTCABLE> huyh? what'd you say?
<devyn> idk something that didn't make sense
<devyn> lol
<devyn> ignore it
<sephr-space> devyn: dont worry i intercepted it
<sephr-space> he doesnt have to know
<ELLIOTTCABLE> so, it'll work just like REPL-Paws, except A) I can't see how I'm going to force it to be sequential, so it'll be concurrent; and B) there can be “multi-line” statements
<ELLIOTTCABLE> can we please shut sephr up until he does something useful?
<sephr-space> ELLIOTTCABLE: i might actually help with purr if you made it open source
<ELLIOTTCABLE> lol
<devyn> ELLIOTTCABLE: I might but is there a mode on this channel that makes -q ineffective or something?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> +z
<devyn> oh
<ELLIOTTCABLE> means purr can hear him
<devyn> oh lol,
<devyn> because I'm voiced
<devyn> got it
<devyn> welll
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I see a lot of “Couldn't find `hey can you guys hear me`” “Couldn't find `i hacked ur bot`” in our future.
<devyn> that doesn't exactly help lol
<ELLIOTTCABLE> op yourself and change the modes
<ELLIOTTCABLE> +z isn't mlocked
<devyn> ok
<ELLIOTTCABLE> (=
<devyn> 23:12:26 [freenode] -!- #elliottcable z zn MODE cannot be set due to channel having an active MLOCK restriction policy
<devyn> wat
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ick
<ELLIOTTCABLE> okay
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fixed? mebbs?
<devyn> yup
<micahjohnston> god damnit ELLIOTTCABLE i hate myself
<ELLIOTTCABLE> micahjohnston ⑊ Why?
<devyn> what's wrong micahjohnston
<ELLIOTTCABLE> you're right devyn, it makes everything look like it's about me
<micahjohnston> same shit about ex girlfriend
<micahjohnston> she said some stuff today
<micahjohnston> anyway
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Ugh, privmsg me?
<micahjohnston> just want to forget about it4
<ELLIOTTCABLE> kk.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> make music.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ;)
<micahjohnston> ya
<micahjohnston> SO WE FUCK TILL WE COME TO CONCLUSIONS
<micahjohnston> ALL THE THINGS THAT WE THOUGHT WE WERE LOSING
<ELLIOTTCABLE> shit.
<micahjohnston> I'M A GHOST AND YOU KNOW THIS
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I replied to a chubby chick on Twitter.
<micahjohnston> THAT'S WHY WE BROKE UP IN THE FIRST PLACE
<ELLIOTTCABLE> She looks mildly twitter-famous.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> She's drunk.
<devyn> haha
<micahjohnston> lol
<ELLIOTTCABLE> And now she's drunk-Twitter-hitting on me.
<devyn> keep it up and get famous tit pics
<ELLIOTTCABLE> keyword mildly
<ELLIOTTCABLE> meaning she has more followers than me
<ELLIOTTCABLE> but less than eva
<ELLIOTTCABLE> eva's the bottom-limit of true twitter-fame
<micahjohnston> i think i'm going to sit up all night listening to music and coding micahpaws
<ELLIOTTCABLE> hey micahjohnston
<devyn> blackmail her with tit pics when she sobers up
<ELLIOTTCABLE> do you wanna talk design-stuff?
<micahjohnston> sure yeah
<ELLIOTTCABLE> it honestly might be more distracting then coding.
<micahjohnston> yeah
<ELLIOTTCABLE> well, if you'll give me a few minutes to get purr wrapped up here, I'd love to talk about something we've never really talked about before: distribution.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> also, what language are you doing micahpaws in? Haskell?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> might be a good opportunity to learn Rust.
<micahjohnston> hm yeha
<micahjohnston> i have no idea
* devyn is now an opencl pseudo-expert btw :D
<ELLIOTTCABLE> invited drunkchubby in here.
<micahjohnston> maybe C or some shit
<micahjohnston> rust would be good
<nuck> WOOT
<devyn> ELLIOTTCABLE: why
<nuck> Just got into What.CD
<devyn> nuck: hahahaha
<ELLIOTTCABLE> WOOT
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Just got into Woot.com
<devyn> nuck: have fun trying to keep up your ratio
<nuck> Took... 5 hours of waiting in line and then a 3 hour interview
<nuck> devyn: I've learned a few tricks from /g/
<ELLIOTTCABLE> http://ell.io/ibOw
<nuck> Namely, you download FLAC and reupload as 320 and V0
<micahjohnston> oh god i'm listening to my chemical romance
<ELLIOTTCABLE> nuck ⑊ a line? wat.
<devyn> nuck: oh yeah I haven't done that yet but I knew about that :p
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> micahjohnston ⑊ you're obviously in a terrible situation
<ELLIOTTCABLE> micahjohnston ⑊ you'd better stop NOW
<micahjohnston> lol
<devyn> nuck: most of the upload I have was from one original I actually had
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh, look, it's the card-girl
<jessicard> why pack when i can irc
<nuck> devyn: It's basically the same setup as animebyt.es
<ELLIOTTCABLE> shit
<jessicard> i will literally pay any of you to come over and pack for me
<nuck> You will never get ratio from actually downloading and seeding
<ELLIOTTCABLE> no bot to send offensive porn to her
<devyn> nuck: wtf's animebyt.es
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fuck me I need to get him back on line NOW
<jessicard> i was promised porn
<nuck> devyn: It's a private tracker for anime stuffs
<devyn> what's wrong with nyaa.eu
<nuck> AnimeBytes is more along the lines of BakaBT: full completed series in amazing quality, BDrips, etc.
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> that was way easier than I expected.
<nuck> So you get 1080p 10bit H.264 with FLAC audio
<devyn> well you can get all that on nyaa.eu if you want
<devyn> usually
<nuck> devyn: yes but these come in single torrents :P
<nuck> And are healthier after a long period
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh my god are you talking about anime ಠ_ಠ
<devyn> yes that's true
<jessicard> omg
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -34 Mulan @ jessicard
<devyn> ELLIOTTCABLE: no, pirating stuff
<purr> jessicard: Here. <http://bit.ly/15hMGJe> [NSFW]
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: (You're a dick.)
<jessicard> i have not drank enough bottles for this
<devyn> ELLIOTTCABLE: in general
<nuck> Dat futanari, ELLIOTTCABLE
<jessicard> at least i know its mulan
<nuck> devyn: this is my second private tracker and my third "private" tracker.
<devyn> -34 dolan @ nuck
<purr> nuck: Here. <http://bit.ly/15hMPfI> [NSFW]
<purr> devyn: (You're a dick.)
<nuck> :D
<nuck> -34 horn ducks
<purr> nuck: Here. <http://bit.ly/15hMNok> [NSFW]
<purr> nuck: ... if you had any sense, you wouldn't have asked.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> What the FUCK is that.
<devyn> lol the dolan 34 is hilarious
<purr> lol
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Hello, jessicard.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Welcome to #ELLIOTTCABLE.
<devyn> hmmm
<nuck> -r34 rule 34
<devyn> -34 jessicard
<nuck> ...
<nuck> ELLIOTTCABLE: Does it have a reply for no posts?
<devyn> ELLIOTTCABLE: did it broke again
<ELLIOTTCABLE> nuck ⑊ nope
<nuck> mmm
<devyn> oh ok
<jessicard> things are going grate
<nuck> should fix dat
<devyn> -34 rule 34
<purr> devyn: Here. <http://bit.ly/15hN4r8> [NSFW]
<purr> devyn: ... if you had any sense, you wouldn't have asked.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> jessicard ⑊ Then you should grab them before they fall in.
<jessicard> that took me way too long to process
<jessicard> therefore
<jessicard> more wine
<devyn> nuck: oh my god it's actually a rule 34 rule 34
<devyn> :D
<ELLIOTTCABLE> nuck ⑊ well-meta'd, friend. well-meta'd.
<devyn> also that looks like the girl from bioshock infinite
<devyn> and that's the reaction she'd have, for sure
<devyn> followed by killing him
<devyn> -34 elliott
<purr> devyn: Here. <http://bit.ly/12SKiq4> [NSFW]
<purr> devyn: ... if you had any sense, you wouldn't have asked.
<devyn> haha
<devyn> hmmm
<jessicard> this is definitely the most porn ive looked at in at least 15 minutes
<ELLIOTTCABLE> jessicard ⑊ Who are you and what do you do
<nuck> Dude
<devyn> -34 grapefruit @ nuck
<nuck> You guys missed it
<nuck> I watched boku no pico earlier
<nuck> The original shotacon hentai anime
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Shit. SHIT. Guys. New purr feature we *need*.
<devyn> was it good? should I see it?
<jessicard> ELLIOTTCABLE: i am jessica i am a software dev also a pro packer
<ELLIOTTCABLE> We need a Cards Against Humanity wat
<nuck> devyn: It's *terrible*. Every time they cum it sounds like a wet fart
<ELLIOTTCABLE> jessicard ⑊ orly.
<devyn> jessicard: if you're a pro packer then why do you want us to pack for you
<devyn> nuck: haha brilliant
<jessicard> to teach you guise my ways
<nuck> devyn: And an old barkeep tries to get a customer to fuck his grandson.
<nuck> Who is like 8
<devyn> that's interesting
<ELLIOTTCABLE> jessicard ⑊ what do you write?
<nuck> It's just so absurd.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> devyn ⑊ man, why did you start him talking about this again?
* devyn would go all psychologist on that shit
<devyn> ELLIOTTCABLE: I have no clue
<nuck> :D
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -headdesk
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -find headdesk
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: Could not find `headdesk`.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -find desk
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: Could not find `desk`.
<jessicard> ELLIOTTCABLE: web apps, currently doing JS framework stuff, some rails stuff, blah blah blaahahhggh
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fuck you purr
<devyn> definitely blah blah blaahahahahhghhh
<nuck> Rails is the best
<devyn> :3
<ELLIOTTCABLE> jessicard ⑊ a few Ruby and/or JS devs in here.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> nobody who likes Rails, though.
<nuck> You're a feg if you don't liek rails
<devyn> I'm an everything dev
<jessicard> shit who are you people
<micahjohnston> TO JOOOINN THE BLACK PARADE
<ELLIOTTCABLE> pretty sure we're fairly united on the anti-Rails, anti-PHP front.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> jessicard ⑊ these are my minions.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Minions, bow.
<nuck> ELLIOTTCABLE: Well, I sorta have a love-hate relationship with rails
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<devyn> ELLIOTTCABLE: not completely, nuck actually likes rails and Navarr actually likes PHP
<nuck> I love that I can get a year of Node work done in a week of rails
<devyn> ELLIOTTCABLE: it's a conspiracy of names that start with N
<nuck> But I hate the dirty dirty feeling of Rails
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Navarr doesn't count no matter *what* you're counting, and nuck's fuckin' nuck.
<devyn> micahjohnston: lol well timed
<purr> lol
<nuck> It just feels disgusting
<jessicard> tldr you guys write code gonna drink wine to that
<nuck> I'm more disgusted by Rails than by watching little anime boys getting anally fucked.
<jessicard> finding any excuse tbh
<nuck> This says a lot, I think
<devyn> haha
<nuck> both about myself and about rails
<devyn> nuck: yeah it says a lot about you...
<ELLIOTTCABLE> jessicard ⑊ Here's an #ELLIOTTCABLE drinking game for you.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> jessicard ⑊ Drink every time purr says 'lol'.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> jessicard ⑊ I play this game all the time.
<devyn> haha that's great
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -start
<devyn> lol
<nuck> lol
<nuck> haha
<ELLIOTTCABLE> not that easy boys ;)
<devyn> oh yeah that's right
<nuck> Now it's just >get elliott drunk
<jessicard> purr where u be bb
<devyn> this.lollable = true
<purr> devyn: true
<devyn> lol
<purr> lol
<ELLIOTTCABLE> CHEATING
<nuck> hahahaha
<jessicard> DRINK
<nuck> GOTTA DRINK ANYWAYS
<ELLIOTTCABLE> well, you made *her* happy
<jessicard> fact
<jessicard> <3<3
<ELLIOTTCABLE> No results for grapefruit
<devyn> <3
<ELLIOTTCABLE> lol'd
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -loves jessicard
<devyn> ELLIOTTCABLE: that seriously surprises me
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: jessicard doesn't love anything :(
<ELLIOTTCABLE> but it's all by first-name proper-noun characters and works, devyn
<devyn> ah ok
<devyn> fine
<ELLIOTTCABLE> R34-P doesn't categorize by content
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ... could solve that
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ... brb solving that
<jessicard> ELLIOTTCABLE: when do you move
<jessicard> ELLIOTTCABLE: why do you move
<jessicard> ELLIOTTCABLE: how do you move should i continue
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -g North Carolina @ jessicard
<purr> jessicard: NC.gov <http://www.ncgov.com/>
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -g Chicago @ jessicard
<purr> jessicard: City of Chicago <http://www.cityofchicago.org/>
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -g moving truck @ jessicard
<purr> jessicard: Penske Truck Rental - Moving Trucks and Business Truck Rental <http://www.pensketruckrental.com/>
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -g guns @ jessicard
<purr> jessicard: Guns for Sale - Online Gun Auction - Buy Guns at GunBroker.com <http://www.gunbroker.com/>
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -g computers @ jessicard
<purr> jessicard: Computers: Laptop, Desktop &amp; Computer Hardware - Best Buy <http://www.bestbuy.com/site/Electronics/Computers-PCs/abcat0500000.c?id=abcat0500000>
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -g roadtrip @ jessicard
<purr> jessicard: Road Trip (2000) - IMDb <http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0215129/>
<ELLIOTTCABLE> like that.
<jessicard> oh dear christ
<ELLIOTTCABLE> man, I tried to find grapfruit
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and all I got was this nest of cocks.
<jessicard> somebody literally drew that
<devyn> well that's interesting
<jessicard> babbys first hentai
<devyn> jessicard: people draw strange shit. you were in high school once surely
<jessicard> currently in middle school :(
<ELLIOTTCABLE> devyn: are you implying *you* were drawing nests of cocks in high-school?
<jessicard> 1 day
<ELLIOTTCABLE> OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN
<ELLIOTTCABLE> waaaaaaait
<devyn> ELLIOTTCABLE: no, but I knew of people who drew odd things
<ELLIOTTCABLE> now I know where I know you
<jessicard> lolol
<purr> lol
<ELLIOTTCABLE> you're a friend of wifiwidow's.
<jessicard> DRINK
<ELLIOTTCABLE> are you another rockford middleschooler?
<jessicard> we have spoken on twitter like 4 times
<jessicard> nope
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ah okay, phew
<ELLIOTTCABLE> can't handle any more rockford in my vicinity
<devyn> middle school and you're drinking? where the fuck does middle school end there
<jessicard> i dont even know wtf rockford is
<devyn> when*
<jessicard> 12
<ELLIOTTCABLE> maybe she was held back.
<jessicard> killin it
<jessicard> fill my sippy cup
<devyn> grade 12? middle school ends at grade 12? wat
<devyn> lol
<jessicard> age 12
<ELLIOTTCABLE> @thrillbo: bet the guy who discovered centipedes was drowning in babes up until the guy down the street found a millipede
<jessicard> wait who are you people on twitter
<jessicard> twitter roll call
<micahjohnston> ELLIOTTCABLE: hahaha
<devyn> jessicard: I never understand this shit; we don't have middle school here
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I entered highschool at age 12
<micahjohnston> jessicard: @micahrjohnston
<jessicard> gotta figure this out
<micahjohnston> yeah i have a middle initial
<jessicard> help the buzzed girl
<micahjohnston> i'm late to the party
<ELLIOTTCABLE> jessicard ⑊ http://twitter.com/_elliottcable/regulars
<ELLIOTTCABLE> jessicard ⑊ they'rea ll there
<devyn> lol including me
<devyn> who tweets like
<devyn> once in sometimes
<ELLIOTTCABLE> er,
<ELLIOTTCABLE> there we go
<ELLIOTTCABLE> shit who the fuck is katie hasse
<ELLIOTTCABLE> THAT IS NOT A REGULAR
* ELLIOTTCABLE removes with extreme prejudice
<devyn> surely you added whoever that was?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> konstantin hasse
<ELLIOTTCABLE> but I added @khasse, who turned out to be some fuckin' nobody
<devyn> oh lol
<purr> lol
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oops'd
<ELLIOTTCABLE> what the fuck ever
<jessicard> DRINK
<devyn> Christian, marathoner, triathlete, mountain lover, former ski bum, exercise obsessed, lover of good friends, food and wine,
<devyn> yup
<jessicard> same
<devyn> that basically describes the most average girl ever
<jessicard> mostly the wine part
<devyn> ELLIOTTCABLE: srsly @horse_gif is a regular
<whitequark> describes most of the bots with markov-generated descriptions that try to follow me
<devyn> -find markov
<purr> devyn: Could not find `markov`.
<devyn> damn
<devyn> where'd that go
<ELLIOTTCABLE> right?
<jessicard> hey purr
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -find chain
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: Found: purr, whodat, what are you?, what do you do?, and chainsaw
<jessicard> lol
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -whodat
<jessicard> omg purr you suck
<ELLIOTTCABLE> hey jessicard 
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I'm writing you a drinking game
<jessicard> this is the best night
<jessicard> holy shit i need to pack
<ELLIOTTCABLE> no you need tod rink
<ELLIOTTCABLE> why the fuck is an 11 year old packing
<devyn> <micahjohnston> somebody should get a large corpus of english text in IPA
<devyn> and markov-chain it to a text-to-speech
<jessicard> drink with me irc
<devyn> that's what it was
<ELLIOTTCABLE> she should be drinking
<jessicard> bcuz we growin up early these dayz
<ELLIOTTCABLE> jessicard ⑊ what're you drinking? If it's not hard liquor or craft beer, NAWP.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I'm picky.
<jessicard> its wine fuck
<jessicard> have you not SEEN MY TWEETS TONIGHT ELLIOTT
<devyn> I'll have rum
<jessicard> real talk im only drinking so i can pack less
<jessicard> its working in more ways than one
<devyn> efficiency++
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<jessicard> bye purr
<jessicard> rip purr
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<jessicard> real talk it was a mistake inviting me here
<devyn> ELLIOTTCABLE: quick what unusual language should I learn next
<ELLIOTTCABLE> real talk we're gonna play a game
<ELLIOTTCABLE> devyn ⑊ learn E and tell me if it's any good
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -game
<jessicard> oh gurl
<ELLIOTTCABLE> shit
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -play
<purr> Let's play a game. It works like this:
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: DRINK!
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh fu
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -stop
<jessicard> lolol
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -start
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -play @ jessicard
<purr> Let's play a game. It works like this:
<purr> jessicard: DRINK!
<jessicard> OKAY
<jessicard> am i winning
<ELLIOTTCABLE> we'll find out soon enough.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> index 95c066a..b931067 100644
<ELLIOTTCABLE> --- i/purr.js
<ELLIOTTCABLE> +++ w/purr.js
<ELLIOTTCABLE> - context.channel.send("lol");
<ELLIOTTCABLE> + context.channel.send(this.drinkable? "DRINK!" : "lol");
<purr> DRINK!
<ELLIOTTCABLE> SHUT UP PURR I DON'T EVEN HAVE A GLASS YET
<jessicard> omg GET ON MY LEVEL
<jessicard> is anyone else playing
<micahjohnston> ELLIOTTCABLE: delimited continautions diagonal execution
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I'm sure prophile will;
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and devyn might.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> audy ⑊ ARE YOU DRINKING WITH US
<ELLIOTTCABLE> or yrashk
<ELLIOTTCABLE> devyn stop doing science too me i am trying to get drunk with this chick
<ELLIOTTCABLE> atomic force microscope!?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> that's a fucking thing!?
<devyn> ikr
<ELLIOTTCABLE> where do I buy one?
<micahjohnston> i don't have alcohol in this house
<micahjohnston> next time i have access to alcohol i will not be on irc
<devyn> dude it probably has to have a vibration-proof room all to itself
<micahjohnston> so i won't be playing this game in the near future :p
<jessicard> that just looks like rdios new player splotches
<jessicard> micah are you also twelve
<devyn> jessicard: micah's parents are mormon
<jessicard> sorry micah
<jessicard> rip micah
<micahjohnston> moving away to college in <3 months
<micahjohnston> so
<jessicard> omg wait
<jessicard> you are literally young
<jessicard> how old are you
<ELLIOTTCABLE> yes
<ELLIOTTCABLE> this is a pedophile channel silly jessicard
<ELLIOTTCABLE> we like 'em young
<jessicard> i fit in well here
<devyn> hell I'm still 16
<devyn> my birthday's in a few days
<devyn> :/
<jessicard> you are joking right
<devyn> me? no
<ELLIOTTCABLE> devyn and micahjohnston are both young
<jessicard> ELLIOTT THERE IS PORN IN HERE THESE ARE CHILDREN
<jessicard> etc etc
<devyn> children enjoy porn too
<micahjohnston> i'm 18 in less than a month lol
<purr> DRINK!
<ELLIOTTCABLE> wait until you see what Nuck does.
<jessicard> wait how old are you elliott
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE> 24
<jessicard> jesus christ
<jessicard> DRINKING
<nuck> -back @ jessicard
<purr> jessicard: Welcome back! Here, have some welcome-back penises. http://youtu.be/RvkWhGVNky4
* nuck coughs
<jessicard> omg thx purr <3<3
<jessicard> wait are any of you gonna be at jquery conf
<nuck> >2013
<nuck> >using jquery
<nuck> top lel
<devyn> micahjohnston: that's nice, you can be 18 and almost nothing will change yay
<ELLIOTTCABLE> What, you raisin' the average age of this channel?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> cheers, purr http://ell.io/iJNCW
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh man, fuck this shit. I remember liking the 18-year. ಠ_ಠ
<devyn> except suddenly you're an "adult" which is mostly meaningless
<jessicard> elliott youre young too
<jessicard> im surprised
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I'm gonna go pour this down the drain.
<jessicard> omg
<jessicard> lol
<ELLIOTTCABLE> jessicard ⑊ What, how old're you?
<jessicard> i mean im younger than you but im generally the babby
<jessicard> im 22
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and no, I don't do confs, unless they're where I already am
<ELLIOTTCABLE> TAKING VOTES
<ELLIOTTCABLE> does purr do votes? purr must do votes.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> 18-year glenfiddich or 21-year glenlivet, 'cause they're the only scotches in the house
<devyn> ELLIOTTCABLE: generally you want to start with something weaker otherwise it just tastes like alcohol
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and everything else is sweet-ass mixing liquor
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I ain't shooting frangelico with you people
<jessicard> come on
<jessicard> i am offended
<ELLIOTTCABLE> devyn ⑊ fuck that, you don't lead scotch with something “weaker.”
<devyn> not very much
<devyn> just a little
<devyn> lol
<purr> DRINK!
<devyn> DRINK!
<ELLIOTTCABLE> PURR I'M WORKING ON IT
<ELLIOTTCABLE> devyn you can't do that
<ELLIOTTCABLE> only purr gets to do that
<devyn> yeah yeah
<ELLIOTTCABLE> also did you like my game? I made a game. it took one line of code.
<jessicard> AHHH
<ELLIOTTCABLE> it's great.
<jessicard> its perfect
<jessicard> its all i wanted
<ELLIOTTCABLE> not you, devyn
<ELLIOTTCABLE> he's the dude who maintains purr
<ELLIOTTCABLE> kinda
<ELLIOTTCABLE> or used to
<ELLIOTTCABLE> or something
<ELLIOTTCABLE> DEVYN MY GAME IS GREAT AGREE WITH ME
<jessicard> the fact im drinking when an irc bot tells me to is concerning
<ELLIOTTCABLE> :: fuck you
<devyn> ELLIOTTCABLE: what game
<jessicard> also that im not packing that is concerning
<devyn> jessicard: this is basically how this channel works
<devyn> you get on
<devyn> and you don't get off
<ELLIOTTCABLE> welcome.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> either that, or you get on, and you *do* get off.
<devyn> welcome. (for eternity.)
<jessicard> hot
<ELLIOTTCABLE> jessicard ⑊ Where's this conf? and where do you live?
<jessicard> devyn i cant talk to you ill get arrested
<jessicard> i live in denver, moving to SF in 2 days
<ELLIOTTCABLE> generalities. I realize you're talking to a roomfull of IRC anons.
<devyn> jessicard: shh I won't tell
<ELLIOTTCABLE> wait.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> DUDE
<ELLIOTTCABLE> HIGH-FIVE
<ELLIOTTCABLE> also, I just came through denver for the first time
<jessicard> thanks for saying hi jerkoff
<ELLIOTTCABLE> actually, by “just” I now mean, like, a month and a half, or two
<ELLIOTTCABLE> no problem <3
<jessicard> cool awesome great
<ELLIOTTCABLE> going to vail
<jessicard> oh shit
<jessicard> take me
<ELLIOTTCABLE> why SF? new job?
<jessicard> .. 2 months ago
<ELLIOTTCABLE> was good times
<jessicard> yeah pretty much
<jessicard> wanted a change of pace
<ELLIOTTCABLE> was basically my vail experience
<devyn> ELLIOTTCABLE: hot damn can I just, like
<devyn> teleport to that moment
<jessicard> fuck off
<jessicard> ril mad
<ELLIOTTCABLE> devyn ⑊ it was excellent. Spent hours by the fire in a ridiculously high-end hotel reading to myself.
<jessicard> whyd you go?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> god, she's basically a slightly-older-and-more-talkative brr
<jessicard> whod you go with?
<devyn> haha
<jessicard> who is brr do they suck
<devyn> how old is brr anyway
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I feel like brr is the violently unnatural offspring of jessicard and wifiwidow
<jessicard> oh brr is in here
<jessicard> hi brr!
<devyn> she may or may not say anything
<devyn> who knows
<ELLIOTTCABLE> brr never responds except to tell you that you're rude )'=
<jessicard> fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and brr is like twelve and transfemale
<ELLIOTTCABLE> or something the details are fuzzy
<ELLIOTTCABLE> it has something to do with ASCII giraffes
<devyn> lol who knows
<purr> DRINK!
<jessicard> i am some of those numbers and words tooo
<devyn> she's pretty nice though
<jessicard> OKAY PURR
<ELLIOTTCABLE> http://gorf.us/old/
<ELLIOTTCABLE> man I forgot to wait for purr
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and am now already half a thumb in
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I SUCK AT THIS GAME
<ELLIOTTCABLE> OR MAYBE ROCK AT IT
<devyn> gorf gorf gorf
<ELLIOTTCABLE> gorfs
<ELLIOTTCABLE> put me on gorf
<jessicard> devyn have you ever drank
<jessicard> devyn do you know what alcohol is
<ELLIOTTCABLE> don't ask him that shush
<jessicard> sorry devyn
<ELLIOTTCABLE> he's in canada
<ELLIOTTCABLE> they don't drink anything but melted snow
<jessicard> omg im from alaska so that is irrelevent but
<ELLIOTTCABLE> don't corrupt his adorable, innocent northern mind
<ELLIOTTCABLE> WHAT.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> NO WAY.
<jessicard> YEAH
<jessicard> YEAH
<devyn> lol ELLIOTTCABLE is from alaska too
<jessicard> YEAH
<jessicard> wait really
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Anchorage, born 'n raised. Moved out three years ago.
<jessicard> oh my fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE> In north carolina temporarily.
<jessicard> im from eagle river bro
<ELLIOTTCABLE> DUDE HIGH FIVE
<ELLIOTTCABLE> BUT WAIT
<ELLIOTTCABLE> BUT WAIT
<ELLIOTTCABLE> we have to get a running start
<ELLIOTTCABLE> go over there
<jessicard> nah
<jessicard> lazy
<jessicard> sry
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<devyn> sigh
<ELLIOTTCABLE> that was mildly exciting
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and it also got me drunk
<ELLIOTTCABLE> damn you, purr, you are an excellent drinking-game
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -stop
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -start
<devyn> sound sounds so much better when speakers are getting the proper input
<nuck> lol
<purr> lol
<nuck> ^ PS take a drink
<ELLIOTTCABLE> nopenope
<ELLIOTTCABLE> the drinking game is now official
<ELLIOTTCABLE> you have to start it with -play
<nuck> -play
<purr> Let's play a game. It works like this:
<purr> nuck: DRINK!
<devyn> haha
<nuck> hahaha
<devyn> lol best introduction ever
<micahjohnston> well i should probably sleep actually
<devyn> ++ ELLIOTTCABLE
<purr> Let it be known that devyn loves ELLIOTTCABLE.
<micahjohnston> gnight
<micahjohnston> <3 baths
<purr> Let it be known that micahjohnston hearts baths.
<nuck> <3 showers
<purr> Let it be known that nuck hearts showers.
<devyn> but
<devyn> but you're a neckbear
<nuck> NECKBEAR
<nuck> My neck is a motherfucking grizzly
<devyn> this channel makes me so fucking giggly
<nuck> It's the fumes
<devyn> yeah coming out my ass
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I blame everything that I am, on jeannicolas
<devyn> nuck: oh this really stereotypical behind-on-everything-engineer guy who I knew from highschool fb messages me one day:
<devyn> nuck: "hey there delilah what's it like in your vagina"
<devyn> that's it
<devyn> what am I doing awake
<purr\GH> [purr] ELLIOTTCABLE pushed 3 new commits to master: https://github.com/ELLIOTTCABLE/purr/compare/f2e435536c27...33677cf3cb5c
<purr\GH> purr/master dcbcc43 elliottcable: No tinysong under quiet-mode.
<purr\GH> purr/master 33677cf elliottcable: OMG DRINKING GAME
<purr\GH> purr/master 11ea7c9 elliottcable: Removing code-paste timeout, for the most part.
<devyn> lol
<purr> DRINK!
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -stop
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -start
<devyn> drink ELLIOTTCABLE
<devyn> drink
<ELLIOTTCABLE> already did
<devyn> drink more
<devyn> drink through your hair
<devyn> drink through your soul
<devyn> drink through your blood
<devyn> become an ANIMAAAAL
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I DON'T KNOW HOW PAWWS EXPRESSIONS WORK
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<jessicard> IS THE GAME STILL GOING
<devyn> fucking
<devyn> falling
<devyn> asleep
<devyn> -play
<purr> Let's play a game. It works like this:
<purr> devyn: DRINK!
<devyn> it is now!
<jessicard> weeeeee
<ELLIOTTCABLE> shit.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I'm pretty fuckin' inebirated. Already.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I need to pour myself some more, but I don't want anymore of this.
<jessicard> awww princess
<devyn> lol you lightweight
<purr> DRINK!
<ELLIOTTCABLE> FUCK DEVYN
<jessicard> fuck finished my wine fuck
<jessicard> brb gotta get more
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I can hit ... a barrel-proof bourbon which'll probably kill me, or the 21y
<ELLIOTTCABLE> WHICH WHICH WHICH
<devyn> >> Math.random()*2 | 0
<purr> devyn: (number) 0
<devyn> the bourbon
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fuck you
<jessicard> 50/50 wait
<ELLIOTTCABLE> the scotch it is
<devyn> lol
<ELLIOTTCABLE> http://ell.io/iDXtL
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ;_;
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I was supposed to be doing something mildly productive with purr ...
<devyn> wow that looks so pretty
<jessicard> pour it elliott
<jessicard> pour it
<ELLIOTTCABLE> liquor usually is, devyn
<ELLIOTTCABLE> why do you think I like it so very, very much?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> look at all Bruichladdich's releases
<ELLIOTTCABLE> omg the designs make me pee myself
<jessicard> i was supposed to 1) pack tonight 2) finish a story in tracker
<ELLIOTTCABLE> tracker what is that
<jessicard> i drank wine
<ELLIOTTCABLE> it doesn't matter it's not alcoholic
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ♪ Jimmy!
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE is listening to “The Middle”, by Jimmy Eat World
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fuckin' what
<ELLIOTTCABLE> no I'm not
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ♪ Jimmy, Spose
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE is listening to “Jimmy!”, by Spose
<jessicard> lolol
<purr> DRINK!
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh fuck
<devyn> haha
<jessicard> fuck
<jessicard> wait so how do you people know each other
<devyn> ♪ Play Ball, Utada Hikaru
<purr> devyn is listening to “06 Play Ball”, by Utada Hikaru
<ELLIOTTCABLE> minions
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I collect them
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and put them in jars
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and then make them code for me
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ecept they suck pretty bad at that
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ಠ_ಠ
<devyn> lol
<devyn> sorry
<devyn> school and work
* ELLIOTTCABLE slaps devyn
<devyn> demanding shit
<ELLIOTTCABLE> BACK ON YOUR HEADS
<ELLIOTTCABLE> okay other-alaskan-wannabe
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Last.fm or something?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ♪ Stupidfacedd
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE is listening to “STUPiDFACEDD”, by Wallpaper
<ELLIOTTCABLE> THAT SONG HAS AN OCTOTHORPE IN THE NAME
<ELLIOTTCABLE> FUCK YOU GROOVESHARK
<jessicard> what are you even saying or doing i am confused
<jessicard> purr can we drink now please
<ELLIOTTCABLE> lol
<ELLIOTTCABLE> apparently not
<jessicard> PURR
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -purr
* purr
<ELLIOTTCABLE> he purrs. he's a purr. that's what he does.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> purrs.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -learn purr = he purrs. he's a purr. that's what he does.
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: Learned `purr`.
<jessicard> <3 purr
<purr> Let it be known that jessicard hearts purr.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> d'awww
<ELLIOTTCABLE> it's love at first beep
<jessicard> bop boop
<jessicard> now im listening to JT
<jessicard> things are going great tonight
<jessicard> never gonna make it to SF
<devyn> ELLIOTTCABLE: for a second I though octothorpe = ⌘
<ELLIOTTCABLE> it works like this: you copy-paste the → ♪ ← character
<ELLIOTTCABLE> then type the name of the song
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ♪ Daddy's Little Defect
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE is listening to “Daddy's Little Defect”, by Sugarcult
<jessicard> what does it do
<devyn> gives a link to the song
<ELLIOTTCABLE> IT TELLS US WHAT YOU'RE LISTENING TO
<ELLIOTTCABLE> GOD GET WITH THE PROGRAM
<jessicard> meh
<jessicard> meeehhhh
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Just do it
<jessicard> not into sharing
<ELLIOTTCABLE> JUST DO IT
<ELLIOTTCABLE> get on my level
<devyn> -song unicode
<purr> devyn: “Shopping Mall Soldiers” by Miloopa: <http://tinysong.com/yMfm>, “Fix Me Up” by Miloopa: <http://tinysong.com/yMfk>, “Untitled” by Miloopa: <http://tinysong.com/yMfq>
<devyn> huh
<ELLIOTTCABLE> devyn ⑊ what even,
<jessicard> ♪ pusher love girl
<purr> jessicard is listening to “Pusher Love Girl”, by Justin Timberlake
<devyn> ELLIOTTCABLE: I was curious
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh gods you have terrible taste in music
<jessicard> are you happy
<ELLIOTTCABLE> NO
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I AM SAD
<jessicard> ARE YOU HAPPY ELLIOTT
<ELLIOTTCABLE> SADDENDE
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fixing the bot
<ELLIOTTCABLE> to make sure I'm never sad again
<jessicard> rofl
<devyn> haha
<jessicard> laughing irl this is the worst
<devyn> purr has sentience btw
<jessicard> ive hit a new low
<devyn> I gave her sentience
<jessicard> welp this is creepy
<ELLIOTTCABLE> him*
<ELLIOTTCABLE> purr's a dude
<ELLIOTTCABLE> yew douche
<devyn> at the moment yeah
<ELLIOTTCABLE> no, forever
<devyn> but what's he gonna be in a few days
<ELLIOTTCABLE> purr's gender is nonvariant
<devyn> ELLIOTTCABLE: gqbrielle is the model for purr
<devyn> :-)
<devyn> oh my god that makes so much sense
<devyn> and why gqbrielle likes purr so much
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<devyn> whoa.
<devyn> someone on /r/UnixPorn who uses os x... without any of the graphical stuff that makes OS X itself
<devyn> so basically just branded Darwin
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<devyn> or maybe it IS just Darwin
<devyn> not sure
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<jessicard> purr whats wrong
<jessicard> wut u doin
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> success
<ELLIOTTCABLE> nothing
<ELLIOTTCABLE> just making sure I'm never sad again
<jessicard> oh god
<jessicard> what have you done
<jessicard> elliott take it back
<jessicard> ♪ the cell
<purr> jessicard is listening to “Tainted Love”, by Soft Cell
<jessicard> no i am not
<jessicard> do not lie purr
<purr\GH> [purr] ELLIOTTCABLE pushed 1 new commit to master: https://github.com/ELLIOTTCABLE/purr/commit/213833a7814807d647884718f201cf425f03592a
<purr\GH> purr/master 213833a elliottcable: NEVER SAD AGAIN
<jessicard> I CANT SEE YOUR STUPID COMMIT
<devyn> ELLIOTTCABLE: http://youtu.be/92IaiXXqBzA ← ToAru OS is really coming along
<devyn> this guy
<ELLIOTTCABLE> IS IT PAWS
<ELLIOTTCABLE> IS IT PURR
<ELLIOTTCABLE> NO?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> THEN I DON"T CARE
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh put alocohol in there somewhere
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -start
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -play @ jessicard
<purr> Let's play a game. It works like this:
<purr> jessicard: DRINK!
<devyn> it's a POSIX-compliant OS made from scratch that looks really pretty now o.o
<jessicard> weee okay
<ELLIOTTCABLE> the fucking titlebar thing is in moonspeak
<ELLIOTTCABLE> so much ew
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oooo nyancat
<ELLIOTTCABLE> now I care
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ♪ Don't Look Back, Boston
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE is listening to “Don't Look Back”, by Boston
* ELLIOTTCABLE rocks out
<devyn> no GPU acceleration
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Okay. Hi, jessicard.
<devyn> (obviously)
<devyn> all SSE
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Welcome back. Sorry, I was distracted.
<jessicard> hiya
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Now I'm less-distracted, and a little sobererer, 'cause purr sucks at this game
<devyn> lol
<purr> DRINK!
<jessicard> fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE> damnit, it's so much less fun with devyn knows how the game works, but doesn't drink with us
<devyn> I have school tomorrow at fucking eight
<ELLIOTTCABLE> too bad
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I have tomorrow tomorrow at fucking eight
<ELLIOTTCABLE> one-up't
<devyn> no
<devyn> I'm so jealous of you ELLIOTTCABLE
<jessicard> school
<jessicard> jesus
<jessicard> i feel dirty
<jessicard> i am WORKING AND MOVING YOU FUCKS
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Nope
<ELLIOTTCABLE> You're drinking. With us.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> *While* we work.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Lips're numb. Good sign.
<devyn> jessicard: oh I work too. marketing internship. yupp.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> <3 scotch
<purr> Let it be known that ELLIOTTCABLE hearts scotch.
<jessicard> current status not working
<jessicard> devyn you code tho right
<ELLIOTTCABLE> current tatus wishing there was a web2.0 app to track my tatus
<devyn> of course
<jessicard> why are you doing that
<ELLIOTTCABLE> devyn is smaaaaaart
<jessicard> stahp
<ELLIOTTCABLE> he knows thiiiiiiiiiiiing
<ELLIOTTCABLE> s
<devyn> my marketing internship is coding
<devyn> basically
<devyn> lol
<jessicard> oh thats weird
<devyn> processing contact lists in a myriad of automated ways
<jessicard> i dont get it
<jessicard> instead ill drink
<ELLIOTTCABLE> NO WAIT
<jessicard> is the game you say lol
<ELLIOTTCABLE> PURR DIDN'T SAY SO
<ELLIOTTCABLE> purr ,say so
<devyn> lol
<jessicard> HOW DOES IT WORK
<devyn> ಠ_ಠ
<ELLIOTTCABLE> IT IS A SECKRIT
<ELLIOTTCABLE> THE DARK ANALS OF ARTIFICAL INTELLIGENT ARE KEN TO NO WOMAN
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I MIGHT HAVE MISSPELT SOME OF THAT
<jessicard> DRINK!
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> wait you are not a bot *suspicious face*
<jessicard> rip audy
<ELLIOTTCABLE> miss you audy
<devyn> lol
<purr> DRINK!
<jessicard> i have ruined your channel
<jessicard> so sry bb
* ELLIOTTCABLE laughs
<ELLIOTTCABLE> You could *not* ruin this channel.
<devyn> jessicard: don't worry this channel is always a derailed clusterfuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE> At least, anymore than sephr and Nuck already have,
<ELLIOTTCABLE> THREE YEARS OF LOGS
<ELLIOTTCABLE> SAY OTHERWISE
<ELLIOTTCABLE> SAYS*
<jessicard> oh dear god i am tame
<jessicard> i take it back
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -what
<purr> <devyn> elliottcable: イフィンdもstボアrdがめsとべ利家てゃt.
<devyn> yes
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -what
<purr> <incomprehensibly> gqbrielle: I mean the specific mountain goats song
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -what
<purr> <alexgordon> like a place for really religious salmon to go
<devyn> bghahahaha
<jessicard> lolol wtf
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -what
<purr> <alexgordon> eboy just had an orgasm aftershock
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -what
<purr> <vil> I don't actually wear my rug much anymore
<devyn> lol
<ELLIOTTCABLE> THIS IS EVEN MORE THE BEST THING WHEN I'M DRUNK
<jessicard> ♪ archangel
<purr> jessicard is listening to “Strength of a Thousand Men”, by Two Steps From Hell
<jessicard> omg
<ELLIOTTCABLE> This channel is basically an intellectual vehicle for generating non-sequitur.
<devyn> yeah well I'm giggly as fuck
<devyn> it's late
<devyn> tired
<jessicard> WHAT IS THIS SHIT ELLIOTT
<devyn> overtired
<jessicard> THAT IS NOT MY SONG
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ♪ Stay, Hurts
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE is listening to “Stay”, by Hurts
<ELLIOTTCABLE> JESSICA GIVE IT AN ARTIST TOO
<jessicard> blrug
<ELLIOTTCABLE> IT'S NOT PSYCHIC
<ELLIOTTCABLE> THAT'S COMING IN THE NEXT RELEASE
<jessicard> IT SHOULD BE GOD
<devyn> whoa her name is jessica
<jessicard> rite
<jessicard> cray
<ELLIOTTCABLE> devynfail.
<jessicard> ♪ Archangel, Burial
<purr> jessicard is listening to “Archangel”, by Burial
<ELLIOTTCABLE> DUDE.
<jessicard> there u go
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I LIKE YOU SO MUCH MORE NOW.
<devyn> why can't we have more white people with hipster names like mine
<ELLIOTTCABLE> from Justin Timberlake to Burial. Couldn't have made more of a leap in quality.
<jessicard> well someone was talking about JT to me
<ELLIOTTCABLE> unfortunately, I follow up that statement with,
<jessicard> so i listened
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ♪ Moves Like Jagger
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE is listening to “Moves Like Jagger”, by Maroon 5
<jessicard> now i am not talking to them
<jessicard> so i am listening to burial
<jessicard> oh dear
* ELLIOTTCABLE high-fives
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I was listening to Burial on the way to Wendy's about two hours ago
<jessicard> devyn give me a hipster name
<jessicard> classy
<ELLIOTTCABLE> right?
<devyn> jessicard: 21stAppleStreet
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ended up at McDonald's instead.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> classy as fuck.
<jessicard> lolol
<purr> DRINK!
<jessicard> OKAY
<jessicard> devyn that is a bad name try again
<ELLIOTTCABLE> McDonald's, a thumb of scotch older than devyn, and hacking on a sentient IRC bot.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I'm a classy motherfucker. #obvlsy
<jessicard> wait devyn who are you on the internet again
<ELLIOTTCABLE> @devynci
<devyn> I don't post shit
<devyn> :/
<devyn> github says a lot more about me
<ELLIOTTCABLE> COED
<jessicard> you are literally 16 thats cray
<ELLIOTTCABLE> COED DORMS
<ELLIOTTCABLE> WHERE THEY WRITE THE COEDS
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh dude this song
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Pandora threw it at me
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and I was all OMG
<ELLIOTTCABLE> THIS IS SO WEIRDLY AMAZING
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ♪ You Learn, Takida
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE is listening to “You Learn”, by Takida
<ELLIOTTCABLE> srsly devyn listen
<ELLIOTTCABLE> feels like it's from Mulan or some shit
<jessicard> omg lol
<devyn> ELLIOTTCABLE: lol look at my activity graph. basically no code from Jan - late April
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I should have activity-graph-hacked a long time ago
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I'mma go do that
* ELLIOTTCABLE nods decisively
<devyn> haha
<ELLIOTTCABLE> it's gonna say
<ELLIOTTCABLE> PENIS
<devyn> the fuck did I do on August 2nd, 2012
<ELLIOTTCABLE> all-caps
<devyn> 57 contributions
<jessicard> ♪ Dance Face 2000
<purr> jessicard is listening to “Dance Face 2000”, by Starfucker
<ELLIOTTCABLE> bots.js
<ELLIOTTCABLE> bots.js
<ELLIOTTCABLE> bots.js
<devyn> interesting
<ELLIOTTCABLE> bots are like beetlejuice, right?
<devyn> can't exactly remember what that was
<ELLIOTTCABLE> purr
<ELLIOTTCABLE> purr
<ELLIOTTCABLE> purr
<jessicard> lol
<purr> DRINK!
<devyn> ELLIOTTCABLE: HAHA
<jessicard> YAY
<devyn> ELLIOTTCABLE: it's this
<devyn> ELLIOTTCABLE: http://h.devyn.me/bots/
<jessicard> ELLIOTTCABLE: drink dude
<ELLIOTTCABLE> what the fucking FUCK is that
<jessicard> ELLIOTTCABLE: drink
<ELLIOTTCABLE> where's purr
<jessicard> ELLIOTTCABLE: drink
<ELLIOTTCABLE> there's no purr your thing sucks
<ELLIOTTCABLE> jessicard ⑊ I DIDDDDD
<jessicard> ELLIOTTCABLE: prove drink
<ELLIOTTCABLE> jessicard ⑊ GOD *FUCKING* DAMNIT
<devyn> dude I don't even know
<devyn> lol
<devyn> whoa
<devyn> I remember what that was gonna be
<ELLIOTTCABLE> OKAY I VIDEOED IT
<jessicard> SHOW
<ELLIOTTCABLE> seriously where is purr
<jessicard> devyn what time is it there
<devyn> jessicard: 00:45
<ELLIOTTCABLE> put purr on that page before I kickban you for tratorism
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fuck phrik
<ELLIOTTCABLE> why is phrik in the middle, as if he's winning
<devyn> haha okay
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I know ALL OF THESE BOTS
<ELLIOTTCABLE> except valsl
<ELLIOTTCABLE> man, what was the channel where we were bot-chaining last year
<jessicard> ELLIOTTCABLE: video
<devyn> I'll replace valsi with purr
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I think that was in ##Programming, right?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> we got it up to 11
<ELLIOTTCABLE> shut UP jessicard it's UPLOADING
<jessicard> cant make me
<ELLIOTTCABLE> it was like the most awesome polyglot-interpreatable-bot-activation-mess-EVER
<ELLIOTTCABLE> you do realize irc has a button for that, right?
<jessicard> stahp
<jessicard> u dont mean it
<ELLIOTTCABLE> no I don't )'=
<jessicard> you secretly like ruining my move
<ELLIOTTCABLE> happy birthday, there's a blurry drunk elliott listening to GLitch Mob
<ELLIOTTCABLE> http://ell.io/iSF1G
<jessicard> good job catching me wine drunk on twitter
<ELLIOTTCABLE> wait, that's not a dauily occurence?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I mis-calculated massively.
<jessicard> omg glitch mob heart eyes
<ELLIOTTCABLE> my closest Chicago friend manages their website
<ELLIOTTCABLE> sent me a few clips of their upcoming album
<ELLIOTTCABLE> #reflectedfame
<jessicard> ♪ between two points
<purr> jessicard is listening to “Between Two Points (feat. Swan)”, by The Glitch Mob
<ELLIOTTCABLE> they snapchatted him, but that's idiotic because he's a developer
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ♪ We Swarm, Glich Mob / Chris de Luca
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: Song not found. ):
<jessicard> good job ELLIOTTCABLE you did drink yay
<devyn> ELLIOTTCABLE: replaced
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I'm nearly two thumbs in, which means *completely fucked*
<ELLIOTTCABLE> is purr winning>
<ELLIOTTCABLE> how do I tell if purr is winning
<ELLIOTTCABLE> how do I make purr win
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -win
<devyn> you don't
<devyn> no one wins
<devyn> it's like life
<ELLIOTTCABLE> STUPIDEST GAME
<ELLIOTTCABLE> NEED MORE SCOTCH
<jessicard> devyn nooooo
<ELLIOTTCABLE> DUDE
<ELLIOTTCABLE> MOMENT
<ELLIOTTCABLE> moment.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> quiet.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ♪ Strobe, Deadmau5
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE is listening to “Strobe”, by deadmau5
<devyn> you ruined it!
<ELLIOTTCABLE> the next 10 minutes and 34 seconds will be silent contemplation. Thak you.
<devyn> wellhp
<ELLIOTTCABLE> And by silent, I mean, Strobe.
<devyn> fuck it's friday
<ELLIOTTCABLE> actually. turning on my system, and starting it over.
<devyn> how the FUCK did that happen
<ELLIOTTCABLE> unexpected and untimely sexual encounters?
<jessicard> drinking
<ELLIOTTCABLE> or that
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh my god jessican you talk to so many jessicas
<jessicard> dude
<jessicard> jessconf
<jessicard> theyre all fucking programmers
<ELLIOTTCABLE> wat
<jessicard> its so fucking weird
<ELLIOTTCABLE> is that a thing
<ELLIOTTCABLE> jessconf
<jessicard> there's like 50 of us
<jessicard> we made it a thing when there was 4 of us at waza
<ELLIOTTCABLE> waza
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I get the impression you do this conf thing a lot.
<jessicard> ♪ ritual, blood diamonds
<purr> jessicard is listening to “Ritual”, by Blood Diamonds
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Do you actually *make* anything?
<jessicard> nah dude
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ♪ Read All About It, Professor Green
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE is listening to “Read All About It”, by Professor Green
<jessicard> i literally dont even know what the internet is tbh
<ELLIOTTCABLE> it's this thing
<ELLIOTTCABLE> full of robots
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and some devyn
<jessicard> pornbots
<jessicard> devynbots and pornbots
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -34 jessica @ jessicard
<purr> jessicard: Here. <http://bit.ly/10MtVd6> [NSFW]
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: (You're a dick.)
<ELLIOTTCABLE> okay I admit it I'm an AI researcher and this is where I talk to my creations and pretend I have friends
<jessicard> lolol
<purr> DRINK!
<jessicard> OKAY
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE> lol
<jessicard> this is a fun game
<jessicard> :thumbsup:
<jessicard> i have no food in my house cuz im IN THE MIDDLE OF MOVING
<jessicard> BUT I WANT FOOD
<ELLIOTTCABLE> 16 mſ ago:
<ELLIOTTCABLE> <+purr> DRINK!
<ELLIOTTCABLE> < jessicard> fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE> now:
<ELLIOTTCABLE> <+purr> DRINK!
<ELLIOTTCABLE> <+ELLIOTTCABLE> fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE> < jessicard> OKAY!
<jessicard> omfg wtf
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I think you may be a little ahead of me
<jessicard> yeah
<jessicard> by like
<jessicard> math minutes
<jessicard> DRINK!
* ELLIOTTCABLE breathes slowly
<jessicard> ♪ The Cell, C2C
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ♪ Something Bad, Wicked
<purr> jessicard is listening to “The Cell”, by C2C
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE is listening to “Something Bad”, by Wicked
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I was introduced to C2C the other day
<jessicard> thoughts
<ELLIOTTCABLE> some dude who runs a nightclub in Chicago
<ELLIOTTCABLE> last time I was up there
<ELLIOTTCABLE> omg he introduced me to
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fuck don't ermember somebody famous
<jessicard> cool story bro
<jessicard> <3
<ELLIOTTCABLE> <3
<jessicard> <3 ELLIOTTCABLE
<purr> Let it be known that jessicard hearts ELLIOTTCABLE.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Max.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> but he was playing his fucking guitar across the room while they were playing, and I thought it was a part of the song, and I was like, this is terrible
<ELLIOTTCABLE> might not have been entirely sober
<jessicard> shocker
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh shaddup I don't drink very much
<ELLIOTTCABLE> only drinkin' now 'cause purr told me to
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and purr is always right
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -nuck @ jessicard
<purr> jessicard: shut up nuck you are a nuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ♪ Gangnam Style, Glee Cast
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE is listening to “Gangnam Style”, by Glee Cast
<jessicard> omg
<ELLIOTTCABLE> drunk means ironic-music-time
<jessicard> o m g
<jessicard> lol
<purr> DRINK!
<ELLIOTTCABLE> o y g
<jessicard> YAY
<jessicard> THIS GAME
<ELLIOTTCABLE> shit I'm out
<jessicard> WHAT
<ELLIOTTCABLE> brb ,pre
<ELLIOTTCABLE> erhr
<ELLIOTTCABLE> beb mrore
<ELLIOTTCABLE> .
<ELLIOTTCABLE> brb more.
<jessicard> kk
<jessicard> ♪ untrust us
<purr> jessicard is listening to “Untrust Us”, by Crystal Castles
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Crystal Castles
<ELLIOTTCABLE> JESSICA WHERE IS YOUR LAST FM
<jessicard> I DONT HAVE ONE HI
<ELLIOTTCABLE> THAT DID NOT WORK http://ell.io/i5dMA
<jessicard> google jessicard
<jessicard> see what happens
<ELLIOTTCABLE> dude she's hot
<jessicard> i no :(
<ELLIOTTCABLE> okay
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I clicked image results
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and now the pictures are big and I am a less impressed |=
<jessicard> im like #5 lol
<ELLIOTTCABLE> dude
<ELLIOTTCABLE> man
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I need to pay some pornstar to change his name to my name
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I want to be #5 after a bunch of fucking smokin' hot guys
<jessicard> lolol
<purr> DRINK!
<jessicard> OKAY
<ELLIOTTCABLE> FUCK
<jessicard> omg devyn where are you
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh my god are you drinking
<jessicard> duh
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh my god if I'm the only drinking I am so fucked
<jessicard> fuck no
<ELLIOTTCABLE> what the FUYCK is valsi
<ELLIOTTCABLE> FUCK valsi.
<jessicard> who is valsi
<ELLIOTTCABLE> idkf
<ELLIOTTCABLE> man jessica
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I don't know you, but I am very drunk
<ELLIOTTCABLE> drunk: Please come save me
<ELLIOTTCABLE> devyn*
<ELLIOTTCABLE> come save me
<jessicard> drunk: same save me too
<ELLIOTTCABLE> what do you need saving from
<ELLIOTTCABLE> my 4-AM McDonalds just fell off my desk 'cause subs
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and is now all over the floor
<ELLIOTTCABLE> that's what I need saving from
<ELLIOTTCABLE> wait I'm not 24
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I'm 23
<ELLIOTTCABLE> >,<
<jessicard> wait are you kidding me
<jessicard> you dont even know
<ELLIOTTCABLE> delayed reaction much
<ELLIOTTCABLE> blame the al, al, alco-hol, baby?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> OKAY SO ON TO MORE IMPORTANT TOPICS
<ELLIOTTCABLE> where should I live when I go to chicago
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I don't have a place yet
<ELLIOTTCABLE> where're you staying, jessicard?
<jessicard> in SF? near alamo square
<jessicard> near japantown
<ELLIOTTCABLE> itenerant housing? hackerspace? the superstructure of the Golden Gate? under a bush on Alcatraz?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh, like, a house/apartment
<ELLIOTTCABLE> that's boring
<jessicard> right
<jessicard> fuck
<jessicard> gotta give my dog a home
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I think I'm going to sleep in a file-drawer in the willis tower
<ELLIOTTCABLE> the place I was excited about went )'=
<jessicard> NO
<ELLIOTTCABLE> so now idk where stay
<jessicard> why chicago did you tell me
<ELLIOTTCABLE> for a girl, and 'cause northern/cold
<jessicard> omg who pics
<ELLIOTTCABLE> north carolina. warm. mugy. I'm a fucking alaskan at heart, I can't handle it anymore.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> she just dumped me
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and then I dumped her
<ELLIOTTCABLE> or something
<jessicard> i hope you are alpha
<jessicard> wait
<jessicard> wat
* ELLIOTTCABLE laughs
<ELLIOTTCABLE> it's fucked-up. as it should be.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I'm gonna go hang out in Montana for a bit, I think.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> new place there I'm super-excited about.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> lemme find some photos.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> 'snot furnished yet though >:
<jessicard> wait you arent moving to be with her
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I am!
<ELLIOTTCABLE> uh
<jessicard> im confused
* ELLIOTTCABLE laughs
<ELLIOTTCABLE> That's because it's confusing, silly.
<jessicard> tell me
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I've been in an open-relationship with my best friend for coming up on six months.
<jessicard> i like her twitter
<ELLIOTTCABLE> It's gone very downhill recently.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> She dumped me, then freaked out and un-dumped me approximately one hour later. Begged me to come back.
<jessicard> omg everyone is all about the open relationshops
<jessicard> also ships
<ELLIOTTCABLE> A week later, I couldn't handle it, and dumped *her*. And hten regretted it two days later. Losing my best friend.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Also the spex is spectacxular.
<jessicard> yikes
* ELLIOTTCABLE laughs
<jessicard> so whats happening
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fuck if I know!
<ELLIOTTCABLE> We're different people.
<jessicard> WEEEEE
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Life is very simple to me. I'm a hopeless romantic at heart: For me, the world is black-and-white.
<jessicard> wait so are you moving farther or closer to said chelsea
<ELLIOTTCABLE> “You love her, or you don't.”
<ELLIOTTCABLE> For her, it's all complex and has to do with facts and variables and problems and solutions.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Oh, I'm definitely going to stay in Chicago for a bit.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Then, Portland or Seattle or SF.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> or just say fuck it and go HERMITMODE in Montana or Alaska or the Yukon.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I like to travel. I don't like to make plans. I just do whatever sounds expident at the time.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> SPEAKING OF WHICH
<ELLIOTTCABLE> yrashk, devyn ⑊ Let's do a YVR meetup. let's DO this. I miss it. So much.
<jessicard> i think devyn is gone forever
<jessicard> speaking of which i need to go pack and sleep
<jessicard> yikes
<jessicard> :(
<ELLIOTTCABLE> yrashk ⑊ Nick took me up on this hill overlooking the port/city, really windy road, the view was AMAZING.
<jessicard> WE WILL TALK ON THE INTERNET SOON
<ELLIOTTCABLE> you made me drink this much and then are going to desert me D:
<ELLIOTTCABLE> WORST NEW INTERNET FRIEND
<jessicard> yes <3
<ELLIOTTCABLE> o7 suck a dick
<jessicard> <3 drunk ELLIOTTCABLE
<purr> Let it be known that jessicard hearts drunk ELLIOTTCABLE.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -wholoves drunk ELLIOTTCABLE
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: drunk ELLIOTTCABLE is loved by jessicard.
<jessicard> GOOD NIGHT ELLIOTT WE WILL TALK SOON
<ELLIOTTCABLE> DEVYN COME BACK
<jessicard> ALSO BYE DEVYN
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I'M BEING ABANDONED
<jessicard> BYEYEEEE
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> audy!
<ELLIOTTCABLE> damnit, you just missed the fun
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I'm drunk, audy
<ELLIOTTCABLE> come get drunk with me
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -stop
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -start
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<Willox> -clouds
<purr> Willox: is stuck up in the clouds; hilight 'em if you want 'em.
<Willox> -ground
<purr> Willox: is no longer stuck up in the clouds.
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<brr> hy
<brr> nice only talking about me wen im not around
<ELLIOTTCABLE> HI
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: hi!
<ELLIOTTCABLE> well I'd talk to you when you *are* around, if you were ever around!
<Willox> hello
<brr> rude
<ELLIOTTCABLE> what's rude!? ಠ_ಠ
<Willox> oh god I need monospacing
<brr> lol
<purr> lol
<Willox> I hate you ELLIOTTCABLE
<brr> hey
<brr> ELLIOTTCABLE
<ELLIOTTCABLE> wat
<brr> ur nick is big
<brr> big letters
<brr> :)
* ELLIOTTCABLE laughs
<Willox> mmmm
<Willox> monospace
<brr> :o
<brr> ellio
<Willox> I doubt I'll be able to see elliot's special characters
<Willox> hi brr
<brr> hey
<brr> sup
<Willox> recovering from a nose bleed
<brr> y?
<brr> did ur nose bllee
<brr> d
<Willox> no
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -best brr
<purr> BRR IS BESTBRR
<Willox> it didn't as it happens
<brr> i mean
<brr> y did ur nose bleeed ?
<Willox> That's a good question
<Willox> I don't know
<brr> lol ELLIOTTCABLE
<brr> :)
<Willox> ELLIOTTCABLE // does that SSD sound like it'd actually be worthwhile to set up?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> explain
<ELLIOTTCABLE> FUACKCKCKCKAKRKARK
<brr> lol
<purr> lol
<Willox> I was in #purr
<Willox> But when I looked at SSDs and Arch I got scared
<ELLIOTTCABLE> confused as to why
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ask in #archlinux
<ELLIOTTCABLE> great channel
<ELLIOTTCABLE> meantime,
<ELLIOTTCABLE> TELL ME WHY FUCKING PRINT NEVER GETS RESUMED WITH THE HELLO LABEL
<Willox> The issue is people argue over how they should be set up :v
<Willox> As if nobody really knows how
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<vil> -clouds
<purr> vil: is stuck up in the clouds; hilight 'em if you want 'em.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> hi vil
<vil> fuck sake did you seriously add a drinking game to purr
<ELLIOTTCABLE> vil ⑊ the clouds are exciting tonight ;)
<vil> morning ELLIOTTCABLE
<Willox> hi vil!
<vil> hallo Willox
<vil> ELLIOTTCABLE: the purple is quite nice in my theme
<vil> ah, there's the top
<Willox> That power supply is coming in 2 hours or so
* brr hugs purr
<vil> i should really add a scroll-to-last-position thing
<ELLIOTTCABLE> wat ACTUAL FUCK
* purr rrrrr
<ELLIOTTCABLE> this works fine locally
<ELLIOTTCABLE> but won't work via the bot
<ELLIOTTCABLE> my void-wrapping is messed up somehow
<ELLIOTTCABLE> but idkhow at all
<ELLIOTTCABLE> this.code_session('ELLIOTTCABLE')
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: {code: '', timeout: {_idleNext: {_idleNext: (Circular), _idlePrev: (Circular), msecs: 120000, ontimeout: (function) listOnTimeout}, _idlePrev: {_idleNext: {_idleNext: (Circular), _idlePrev: (Circular), _idleStart: 1369995553902, _idleTimeout: 120000, _onTimeout: function (){ delete sessions[name] }}, _idlePrev: {_idleNext: {_idleNext: …, _idlePrev: …, msecs: …, ontimeout: …}, _idlePrev: {_idleNext
<vil> lol, thanks nuck
<purr> lol
<ELLIOTTCABLE> console.log(this.code_session('ELLIOTTCABLE').world)
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ICKFUCKICKFUCK
<vil> does Freenode trim trailing spaces? I can't tell because I can always select empty space in my terminal as well
<ELLIOTTCABLE> testing
<ELLIOTTCABLE> nope
<ELLIOTTCABLE> http://ell.io/iwBoM
<ELLIOTTCABLE> (selected)
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<Willox> Tends to happen when I try to select
<ELLIOTTCABLE> GUYS WHAT THE FUCKING ACTUAL FUCK
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> brr ⑊ going down.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oops. too late.
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> -uncode
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: JS / Paws code sessions cleared for your nickname.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> :: fuck
<brr> its ok i love u purr
<Willox> Valid code, ELLIOTTCABLE!
<ELLIOTTCABLE> console.log(this.code_session('ELLIOTTCABLE'))
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh NOW it works
<Willox> Have you thought of getting a real debugger?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> wat fucking fuck, fucktits fucker.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> NOPE
<ELLIOTTCABLE> sounds like effort.
<Willox> You just need a client
<Willox> node supports it by default
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I'm very familiar, honey.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> got patches in node-inspector way-back-when.
<Willox> You should probably do it :v
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and I've buried my fuzzy little fingers in V8 many-a-time.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> but that's more effort than it's worth when all I want is this ONE LITTLE THING
<ELLIOTTCABLE> :: infrastructure execution stage() (implementation util print) abc
<Willox> I can forsee you being here all day
<ELLIOTTCABLE> console.log(this.code_session('ELLIOTTCABLE'))
<ELLIOTTCABLE> OOOO THAT'S OF INTEREST
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Today: we learned something.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> that elliott is an idiot.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> cue nuck:
<ELLIOTTCABLE> those stupid kia ads with the android chick
<ELLIOTTCABLE> A KIA IS NOT A HOT ANDROID CHICK
<ELLIOTTCABLE> If anything it's C-3PO with a pushup bra.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> innnnnteresting.
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<brr> lol
<purr> lol
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -find purr
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: he purrs. he's a purr. that's what he does.
<brr> lol
<brr> i hope i dream about purr tonite
<brr> hesso funny
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -learn hesso funny = that's y i hope i dream about him tonite
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: Learned `hesso funny`.
<Willox> purr: i like you
<purr> Willox: thank you! ^_^
<Willox> lol
<brr> lol
<vil> ELLIOTTCABLE: I invited duckinator, though I'm not sure he remembers that he's in here
<vil> lol'd at "SHUT UP PURR I DON'T EVEN HAVE A GLASS YET"
<ELLIOTTCABLE> “Previously, on Once Upon a Time”
<brr> lol
<ELLIOTTCABLE> iiiiinteresting.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> curiouser and curiouser.
<brr> :o
<ELLIOTTCABLE> so, it's working. as designed.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> except, that it's designed wrong.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> as usual.
<vil> ELLIOTTCABLE: yes you do the Strobe thing too
<ELLIOTTCABLE> dude, Strobe
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Chelsea and I, both
<ELLIOTTCABLE> huge deal
<ELLIOTTCABLE> She introduced me to it by flipping out when I let it come on in shuffle one day on the road.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Was all. “No. You wait.” And then skipped the song.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and later, when it was late that night, and we were getting close to our destination after seven hours' driving, and the road was completely dead and empty, she had me turn it on, turn it up, and we both just shat up and listened.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> omefagawragsawrawrr Strobe.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ♪ Moonlight Sonata
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE is listening to “Sonata No. 14 in C-sharp minor, Op. 27 No. 2 "Moonlight Sonata"”, by Ludwig van Beethoven
<ELLIOTTCABLE> >,<
<ELLIOTTCABLE> overplayed bullshit but whatevs
* ELLIOTTCABLE grumps
<ELLIOTTCABLE> brr ⑊ -song, by the way
<brr> -song
<purr> brr: Song not found. ):
<brr> -song lol
<purr> brr: “LOL Smiley Face” by Trey Songz: <http://tinysong.com/7uAi>, “Professional Party People” by Basshunter: <http://tinysong.com/QCI1>, “LOL :-) ft. Gucci Mane And Soulja Boy Tell 'Em” by Trey Songz: <http://tinysong.com/Ofa0>
<brr> nice
<Willox> I am sad to learn that the bots are not really fighting, brr
<brr> arent they
<brr> ?
<Willox> Well
<Willox> It isn't the bots is it :(
<brr> idk
<brr> :<
<Willox> It is!
<Willox> The bots are all fighting
<Willox> believe
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I seriously have no idea, no fucking idea, what's going on here
<Willox> oh god
<Willox> Open that page and look in your javascript console, brr
<vil> Willox: lol debuggers
<purr> lol
<Willox> They are talking what are you on about vil
<ELLIOTTCABLE> lolwtf devyn
<brr> lol
<vil> Willox: almost to the -ground
<brr> amazing
<ELLIOTTCABLE> how come none of them ever dieeesssss
<brr> lll
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I want purr to kill ALL THE BOTS
<Willox> <purr> I saw something 388.37 pixels away. Checking it out.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> better yet, they should fight somehow based on the *actual bot*
<Willox> Damn purr, you're accurate
<ELLIOTTCABLE> such as how many people interact with the bots in-channel or something
<vil> -ground
<purr> vil: is no longer stuck up in the clouds.
<vil> whew
<ELLIOTTCABLE> grounded-vil! yay!
<Willox> <oftn-bot> I've been discovered! Returning fire, 175.00 degrees and 57.09 pixels away.
<brr> thats a rly cute page
<vil> Strobe is seriously the best thing though
<vil> I go into a coma while listening
<brr> h
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh. I see what happened.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> It's not even being *USED*.
<Willox> Did this ever work?
<vil> wait, are we talking about that page devyn posted?
<brr> we are talking about ur life
<vil> brr: impossible, no such thing exists
<brr> it does
<Willox> vil is also a bot
<brr> but
<brr> <+ELLIOTTCABLE> It's not even being *USED*.
<brr> <Willox> Did this ever work?
<vil> Willox: I wish, things would be so much easier
<Willox> viL! dance!
* vil falls down stairs
<Willox> he tries
<vil> right brb breakfast
<brr> eat me
<ELLIOTTCABLE> okay fixed I think
<brr> tghanks
<purr\Paws> [muPaws.js] ELLIOTTCABLE pushed 1 new commit to Master: https://github.com/ELLIOTTCABLE/muPaws.js/commit/9ed007fa7d22fbf2d95c4b7cf2fcfd6b496b3f44
<purr\Paws> muPaws.js/Master 9ed007f elliottcable: (- fix) Worlds weren't safely operating side-by-side
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Willox is also a bot
<brr> whoa
<brr> how did that happen
<ELLIOTTCABLE> magic
<brr> lol
<purr> lol
<ELLIOTTCABLE> change to purr's source-code
<brr> amazing
<ELLIOTTCABLE> AMAHHHHZIN
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> okay.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Let's see if this works, no.
<brr> banned for hacking freenode
<ELLIOTTCABLE> now.
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> ICK FAIL ICK ICKY ICKY FAIL
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh wait
<brr> lolo
<purr> lol
<brr> lol
<ELLIOTTCABLE> SUCCESSFULL-Y SUCCESSFUL SUCCESS
* ELLIOTTCABLE grins huge
<ELLIOTTCABLE> next step: making the Paws natives print to IRC instead of the console ^‿^
<Willox> yay
<brr> yaay
<vil> yaaay
<Willox> yaaaay
<ELLIOTTCABLE> yaaaaaaaaay!
<purr\Paws> [muPaws.js] ELLIOTTCABLE pushed 1 new commit to Master: https://github.com/ELLIOTTCABLE/muPaws.js/commit/e195c91e6bd840334c0a294cde4f188c1af1f80b
<purr\Paws> muPaws.js/Master e195c91 elliottcable: (- new api) Allowing applyGlobals to add other globals easily, and override `implementation`
<vil> welp, this is the best bug report ever written https://jira.mongodb.org/browse/PYTHON-532
<ELLIOTTCABLE> what the fuck is plebbery
<vil> pleb, ordinary, etc
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Step 7. DISCOVER PYMONGO DOES NOT CHECK RETURN VALUES IN MULTIPLE PLACES. DISCOVER ORIGINAL AUTHOR SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED NEAR COMPUTER
<vil> stupidity, in this case
<ELLIOTTCABLE> er
<ELLIOTTCABLE> but yeah. wow.
<brr> ddosing router1-ext.rs.github.com now
<ELLIOTTCABLE> be nice, brr
<brr> :>
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<vil> ugh cocoa the fuck can I not just drop files on this text field by default
<vil> ♪ Faxin Berlin (Original)
<purr> vil: Song not found. ):
<vil> wat
<vil> oh
<vil> ♪ Faxing Berlin (Original)
<purr> vil is listening to “Faxing Berlin (Original)”, by deadmau5
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> Guys, it works.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Holy FUCKYEH.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> :: impl test()
<ELLIOTTCABLE> eraah
<ELLIOTTCABLE> :: implementation test()
<ELLIOTTCABLE> haven't the slightest. ಠ_ಠ
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -uncode
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: JS / Paws code sessions cleared for your nickname.
<Willox> 'it works [almost]'
<ELLIOTTCABLE> :: impl util test()
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: test successful!
* ELLIOTTCABLE grins
<ELLIOTTCABLE> next step is to make inspect work
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and try some more advanced code
<vil> how are you going to print the inspect output? it's quite long
<ELLIOTTCABLE> what?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> not the debugging output
<vil> oh
<ELLIOTTCABLE> that's full debugging information on the reactor's state
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Just the equivalent for a *single object*
<vil> righty-o
<ELLIOTTCABLE> the hurdle is going to be converting the ANSI codes, which are all hardcoded I think, ish, into IRC codes.
<vil> yeah, I'm pretty sure they're hard coded
<vil> have fun
<ELLIOTTCABLE> that.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> woah
<ELLIOTTCABLE> maybe I can just jump in and replace ANSI?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> but I can't replace it *only for the context of the inspect*. Which would me breaking pretty-printing to the terminal. Hrm.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> nor is that exported at all.
<vil> almost need a wrapper around it, translating the codes as they come through
<ELLIOTTCABLE> that sounds horrid but ... maybe
<vil> well yeah
<vil> but an option
<ELLIOTTCABLE> it's already so abstracted *in the actual code*, nicely
<vil> dammit I forgot to turn off email notifications last night
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Thing.inspectID(it)+ANSI.brwhite('...')
<ELLIOTTCABLE> etc
<vil> on the other hand, my inbox hasn't been doing anything else
<ELLIOTTCABLE> hm
<ELLIOTTCABLE> yeah I can do this
* ELLIOTTCABLE exposes ANSI to overriding
<ELLIOTTCABLE> hmmmm
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
* purr scolds ELLIOTTCABLE and puts them in a time out.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> console.log(util.inspect(""))
<ELLIOTTCABLE> console.log(util.inspect(""))
<ELLIOTTCABLE> console.log(util.inspect("\002"))
<ELLIOTTCABLE> console.log(util.inspect(""))
<ELLIOTTCABLE> console.log(util.inspect("\031"))
<ELLIOTTCABLE> console.log(util.inspect("\037"))
<vil> <3 Objective-C literals
<purr> Let it be known that vil hearts Objective-C literals.
<vil> god damn this is sexy:
<vil> [uploader uploadFiles:@[aFile]];
<ELLIOTTCABLE> test
<ELLIOTTCABLE> test
<ELLIOTTCABLE> test
<ELLIOTTCABLE> test
<ELLIOTTCABLE> test
<vil> time to write a wrapper around a wrapper, per the usual
<vil> and actually a delegate-based api around that
<vil> I think I have a problem
<vil> it'd be neat if I could integrate 1Password with this somehow
<ELLIOTTCABLE> client.get_channel('#ELLIOTTCABLE').send('\u000390❲f90f❳\r\u000397(\r\u000397)\r')
<purr> ❲f90f❳
<purr> (
<purr> )
<ELLIOTTCABLE> hrm
<vil> so you could have it fill your server login info
<ELLIOTTCABLE> nawp
<ELLIOTTCABLE> not even a little
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ick
<vil> ?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> client.get_channel('#ELLIOTTCABLE').send()
<purr> undefined
<ELLIOTTCABLE> client.get_channel('#ELLIOTTCABLE').send('\u000314❲5f0b❳\r\u00030(\r\u00030)\r')
<purr> ❲5f0b❳
<purr> (
<purr> )
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ICKINFUCKBUTTS
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh
<ELLIOTTCABLE> client.get_channel('#ELLIOTTCABLE').send('\u000314❲5f0b❳\r\u00030(\r\u00030)\r',{color:true})
<purr> ❲5f0b❳
<purr> )
<purr> (
<ELLIOTTCABLE> well that's a start.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ಠ_ಠ
<Willox> gj
<ELLIOTTCABLE> now if only I can figure out why \r's are actually coming across as newlines ...
<ELLIOTTCABLE> client.get_channel('#ELLIOTTCABLE').send('\u000314❲5f0b❳\u00030(\u00030)',{color:true})
<purr> ❲5f0b❳()
<ELLIOTTCABLE> hrm
<ELLIOTTCABLE> am I wrong about what ^O is?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> console.log(util.inspect(""))
<ELLIOTTCABLE> client.get_channel('#ELLIOTTCABLE').send('\u000314❲5f0b❳\u000f\u00030(\u000f\u00030)\u000f',{color:true})
<purr> ❲5f0b❳()
<ELLIOTTCABLE> console.log(util.inspect("\u000f"))
<ELLIOTTCABLE> console.log(util.inspect("\u015"))
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: SyntaxError: Unexpected token ILLEGAL
<ELLIOTTCABLE> console.log(util.inspect("\015"))
<ELLIOTTCABLE> console.log(util.inspect("\016"))
<ELLIOTTCABLE> console.log(util.inspect("\017"))
<ELLIOTTCABLE> excellllleeeeennnntt
<ELLIOTTCABLE> client.get_channel('#ELLIOTTCABLE').send('position: { infrastructure execution stage() (test_inspect) {\u00034 abc def ghi \u000f} }\nlocals: \u000314❲3693:locals❳\u000f',{color:true})
<purr> position: { infrastructure execution stage() (test_inspect) { abc def ghi } }
<purr> locals: ❲3693:locals❳
<vil> coloooooors
<ELLIOTTCABLE> does purr have any sort of flood control? I'm really afraid to let my untested, unfiltered console-logging code lose on Freenode.
<vil> -klined
<ELLIOTTCABLE> right!?
<vil> damn
<ELLIOTTCABLE> for the, uh, *thirD* time?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> hobbits.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> it's hobbits.
<vil> ah
<vil> oh, right
<vil> I don't think she does
<vil> no mention of "flood" in the source
<ELLIOTTCABLE> he*
<vil> was wondering how long that would take you to catch
<vil> fuck I don't want to implement keychain support
<vil> erbhalabeath
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fuck it.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> cross your fingers.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> gonna git BITCHSLAPPED for this.
* vil crosses fingers
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> :: infra execution stage() (infra execution clone() (impl util inspect)) fuck)
<ELLIOTTCABLE> er
<ELLIOTTCABLE> :: infra execution stage() (infra execution clone() (impl util inspect)) fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -uncode
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: JS / Paws code sessions cleared for your nickname.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh srsly?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> :: infra execution stage() (infra execution branch() (impl util inspect)) fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE> grump.
<Willox> The fan in this computer has super glue on it
<Willox> what have I been up to
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -uncode
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: JS / Paws code sessions cleared for your nickname.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> :: infra execution stage() (impl util inspect) fuck
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<vil> lol
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> :: infra execution stage() (impl util inspect) fuck
<purr> ❲3009❳()
<ELLIOTTCABLE> bitchplz.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -uncode
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: JS / Paws code sessions cleared for your nickname.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> :: infra execution stage() (impl util inspect) { foo bar baz }
<purr> position: { infra execution stage() (impl util inspect) { foo bar baz } }
<purr> locals: ❲91d0:locals❳
<ELLIOTTCABLE> :: infra execution stage() (impl util inspect) (infra empty())
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oops nope
<ELLIOTTCABLE> man I suck at paws
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -uncode
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: JS / Paws code sessions cleared for your nickname.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> :: impl util inspect (infra empty())
<purr> ❲92db❳()
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ooo, closer
<ELLIOTTCABLE> interesting, wonder why the other fails
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> cool
<purr\GH> purr/master 82b4787 elliottcable: (- re) Cleaning up how purr handles code-sessions, and inreasing the timeout massively.
<purr\GH> purr/master c2c5fd2 elliottcable: (new fix) Switching out µpaws.js for nanopaws, to excellent effect!
<purr\GH> purr/master 26d024c elliottcable: (- new) Here y'go brr. <3
<purr\GH> [purr] ELLIOTTCABLE pushed 3 new commits to master: https://github.com/ELLIOTTCABLE/purr/compare/213833a78148...26d024c49480
<ELLIOTTCABLE> waitwhat lol
<purr> lol
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh, mis-read that
<ELLIOTTCABLE> cool, yeah
<brr> :oo
<brr> dumb url
<brr> wat did u do <3
<ELLIOTTCABLE> brr ⑊ hm?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> just made him join gorf-#chats
<brr> o :3
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and allowed him to be a dick in there
<brr> lol
<ELLIOTTCABLE> http://ell.io/iip11
<ELLIOTTCABLE> mmmm
<ELLIOTTCABLE> sleepyelliott
<brr> :>
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> judofyr!
<judofyr> !
<ELLIOTTCABLE> you've missed so much!
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -clouds
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: is stuck up in the clouds; hilight 'em if you want 'em.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> er
<ELLIOTTCABLE> you, judofyr, go clouds
<judofyr> clouds?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> read the scrollback
<vil> aww fuck
<vil> this wrapper isn't ARC
<vil> hmm
<judofyr> -clouds
<purr> judofyr: is stuck up in the clouds; hilight 'em if you want 'em.
<judofyr> how does this work?
<judofyr> -ground
<purr> judofyr: is no longer stuck up in the clouds.
<judofyr> wat
<vil> judofyr: it doesn't actually do anything except send those messages
* judofyr doesn't get it and is kinda busy
<judofyr> (the best kind of busy)
<vil> to let people know you're reading scrollback
<vil> you probably don't HAVE any scrollback, since you wren't joined, so
<vil> -logs @ judofyr
<purr> judofyr: `curl -Lr -`bc <<<'2 ^ 16'` http://ell.io/logs | tail +2 | less -RS`
<judofyr> aaaah
<vil> mostly drunk ELLIOTTCABLE
<vil> purr can search porn now as well
<ELLIOTTCABLE> judofyr ⑊ what kind of busy is the best kind of busy? :D
<ELLIOTTCABLE> purr also runs Paws code, like, fully and sensibly
<vil> fuck it, I'll just turn ARC off for this file
<ELLIOTTCABLE> well, for a given value of that, anyway
<judofyr> ELLIOTTCABLE: kinda busy is the best kind of busy
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh, gotcha
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -uncode
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: JS / Paws code sessions cleared for your nickname.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> cross your fingers!
<ELLIOTTCABLE> || infrastructure execution stage() (infrastructure affix() (locals)) Whee...
<ELLIOTTCABLE> || infrastructure execution stage() (implementation util print) (infrastructure unaffix() (locals))
<ELLIOTTCABLE> >> implementation stop()
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: SyntaxError: Unexpected identifier
<ELLIOTTCABLE> NAWWWWP
<ELLIOTTCABLE> || infrastructure execution stage() (infrastructure affix() (locals)) Whee...
<ELLIOTTCABLE> || infrastructure execution stage() (implementation util print) (infrastructure unaffix() (locals))
<ELLIOTTCABLE> :: implementation stop()
<ELLIOTTCABLE> NOT EVEN A LITTLE! YAYYYYY!
* ELLIOTTCABLE headdesks
<vil> oh neat Xcode converted it for me. hopefully it still works
<vil> ELLIOTTCABLE: there, there
* vil pats ELLIOTTCABLE
<vil> good lord, it's actually impossible to edit the font size of all tokens in Xcode at once
<vil> who the fuck designed this?
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<vil> ♪ Bangarang
<purr> vil is listening to “Bangarang”, by Skrillex
<Willox> ELLIOTTCABLE // I got the powersupply about half an hour ago
<Willox> BUT THIS FUCKING CPU FAN
<Willox> Is hard to put on
<vil> I want to build a server so much
<vil> hmm. I need to store information in the keychain, transparently to the thing that needs access to it
<vil> and I have to provide the keychain with some info about the thing
<vil> but I don't know anything about it from the other side either
<vil> I've gotten too good at this decoupling thing
<vil> I suppose I could force it to expose a username, but that's of no use to the main portion of the program, and may not even be a thing depending on the protocol
<Willox> "CPU FAN ERROR"
<Willox> surprise
<Willox> boot :D
<vil> Willox: woo!
<Willox> Took a while lol
<purr> lol
<vil> fuck it, I'll force them to expose a username. The plugin can use it as a different identifier if it wants to
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<audy> What happened in here
<audy> eugh my buffer doesn't go back far enough to see
<vil> -logs @ audy
<purr> audy: `curl -Lr -`bc <<<'2 ^ 16'` http://ell.io/logs | tail +2 | less -RS`
<vil> ELLIOTTCABLE was drunk, added porn to purr
<vil> also there was a random twitter person
<audy> oh great
<vil> -34 @ audy
<purr> audy: Here. <http://bit.ly/19sZMGt> [NSFW]
<purr> vil: (You're a dick.)
* audy is at W
<vil> don't click that if you know what's good for you
<vil> also added a mod that turns purr's lols into a drinking game
<purr> lol
<vil> *mode
<vil> ugh I have to make a password auth dialog
<vil> why is there not a built-in one?
<vil> fuck that, I'll just force them to go update settings if the password is missing
<vil> I can worry about being user-friendly in the non-temporary app
<Willox> This HDD used to click
<Willox> I think
<Willox> em
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<joelteon> devyn: I know
<joelteon> joelt.io is up
<vil> briefly throught that I had discovered a bug in ARC, but with some help on Twitter discovered that no, Xcode had just horribly screwed over my project
<joelteon> now I gotta rename it
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<yrashk> ELLIOTTCABLE: YVR MEETUP!
<vil> ♪ Save The World Futurebound & Metrik
<purr> vil is listening to “Save The World (Futurebound & Metrik Remix)”, by Swedish House Mafia
<vil> SO GOOD
<joelteon> my new email is me@joelt.io
<joelteon> http://joelt.io/
<joelteon> beautiful
<Willox> hi
<purr> Willox: hi!
<joelteon> hi
<purr> joelteon: hi!
<joelteon> hi
<purr> joelteon: hi!
<joelteon> hi purr
<purr> joelteon: hi!
<joelteon> fuck you purr
<joelteon> hmm
<Willox> Well I am running arch
<vil> nice
<Willox> I had some mouse issues but they seem to be fixed
<Willox> or not
<joelteon> story of my linux
<Willox> I can't even explain the issue so
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<alexgordon> wow namecheap accepts bitcoin? cooL!
<joelteon> can someone explain to me why mysql transcodes \x88 into \xcb\x86
<joelteon> \x88 isn't even defined in latin-1
<alexgordon> utf-8?
<alexgordon> who still uses latin-1?
<joelteon> our production app :|
<joelteon> it's utf-8 data masquerading as latin-1
<alexgordon> lol, welcome to the world of yesterday
<purr> lol
<joelteon> \xe2\x88\x82 gets encoded as \xc3\x82\xcb\x86\xe2\x80\x9a
<joelteon> which doesn't make any damn sense
<joelteon> \x88 and \x82 aren't defined in iso-8859-1
<Willox> fuck lunix
<Willox> oh right
<Willox> JUST BSOD ON ME WINDOWS
<Willox> DO IT
<Willox> Nevermind it is back c:
<joelteon> aha
<Willox> trying to scare me
<joelteon> mysql's latin1 is actually windows-1252
<Willox> I'll just get a mac somewhen fml
<joelteon> ....
<joelteon> i don't believe this
<vil> Willox: good idea
<vil> goodness is it beautiful outside
<Willox> It'd be fine if AMD had any good drivers
<vil> ♪ Ripple VIP Liquid Stranger
<purr> vil is listening to “Ripple VIP”, by Liquid Stranger
<vil> hooray for horrible dubstep
<Willox> Guess I'll have to git on windows eh
<joelteon> ♪ speak to me
<purr> joelteon is listening to “Speak To Me/Breathe”, by Floyd, Pink
<joelteon> Floyd, Pink
<joelteon> brilliant
<vil> haha
<vil> oh hey, I was just like "I wonder if Etho has a new video up today" and there it is in my Twitter feed
<vil> I'm really bad at version control, that commit spanned like eight files and three hours of work
<joelteon> man we are so fucked
<vil> ?
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<devyn> haha, ELLIOTTCABLE, Willox, vil, etc.: I had forgotten about the console part of it :p
<devyn> I think I had been reminded of Counter-Strike or something
<devyn> at that point
<devyn> lol
<purr> lol
<vil> devyn: console part of what
<Willox> hm?
<devyn> h.devyn.me/bots/
<Willox> oh
<vil> oh
<devyn> made that a while ago
<Willox> I enjoyed it
<devyn> instruments is telling me I have a leak of 14 bytes
<devyn> in 1 byte allocations
<devyn> from something that allocates much more than 1 byte
<vil> I had fun with instruments earlier
<vil> Xcode decided it would be helpful to turn off ARC for most of the files in one of my targets
<devyn> oh wait what
<devyn> 80 byte allocations
<devyn> why's it say 14 bytes
<devyn> wat
<joelteon> bbbout
<joelteon> sick
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<joelteon> THERE we go
<Willox> hi
<purr> Willox: hi!
<Willox> oh you said that an hour ago
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<Willox> hi ale
<joelteon> hi wil
<Willox> hi elton
<alexgordon> hi ELLIOTTCABLE
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> hi
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: hi!
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -clouds
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: is stuck up in the clouds; hilight 'em if you want 'em.