2013-05-30 21:56
ELLIOTTCABLE changed the topic of #elliottcable to: #ELLIOTTCABLE: Puppy paws patter placidly through the pale passageways ...
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Willox >
I see where this is going
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
then, client-side, here in IRC, auth'd users can -unload (and -reload) any modules they need to.
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yrashk >
ELLIOTTCABLE: WAZOTP!
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
yrashk ⑊ we're masturbating over a fucking IRC bot, but it had to be done >,<
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Willox >
ELLIOTTCABLE // I think it's gonna be an awesome project, don't think of it as wasted time
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
Here's an example of what I'd like middleware to work like:
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
it can, for instance, monkey-patch .say() with a new option for its options-argument, that allows `say("foo", {human: true})`a
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
which triggers a delaying feature, and maybe some other stuff (fake typos? idk.)
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
let's move this up to #purr.
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Willox >
So it's gonna be middleware with a 'next' argument, like express?
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ALE >
hm, reading comments on coding horror (eww ikr) but I think this one has convinced me to get a numpad-less apple keyboard
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ALE >
"I bought the numpad-less USB (cable-bound) version. It may be the smallest keyboard with full-size keys in existence. It is astonishingly tiny. And I discovered that with a keyboard this tiny, the mouse can stay so close to your mouse wrist, it negates most of the costs of reaching for it. You twitch your arm over to the mouse, flick it two or three places, and go back to furious typing, with barely a moment of lost time."
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
I want one so bad
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ALE >
I'd never considered it like that before. always thought the numpad could only be an improvement
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
that, plus a fucking trackball, sounds amazing
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
oh hell no
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ALE >
but now that I think about it, I'm willing to give it up if it means the mouse is closer
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
numpads are a conspiracy by finance majors against the rest of us.
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
THE ACCOUNTANTS HAVE US BY OUR WRISTS!
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ALE >
well I'm doing finance stuff now!
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
LIES SHUT UP
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ALE >
it's got numbers and everything
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
bbiab
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ALE >
I'm glad to know, reading this, that there is no better keyboard than the apple ones
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ALE >
that I should be buying
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ALE >
also I should get a magic trackpad
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vil >
I have the bluetooth Apple keyboard
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vil >
best keyboard I've ever used
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vil >
lasts a semester per charge
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ALE >
also if I buy another keyboard I can use my old keyboard with my PC
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vil >
maybe get an apple battery charger too, they're quite nice
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vil >
come with three sets
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ALE >
I have dozens of really cheap batteries
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ALE >
they don't last long, but they cost almost nothing
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ALE >
yay raping the environment
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ALE >
apparently IKEA is best
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ALE >
for batteries. if only it were closer
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ALE >
just goes to show how much BULLSHIT is in advertising
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
♪ let her go passenger
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purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE is listening to “Let Her Go”, by Passenger
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devin >
ELLIOTTCABLE: eboyjr/vbotjr is wayyyy outdated
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devin >
ELLIOTTCABLE: How do you get github issue notifications?
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devin >
You're using my code so my software license requires you to tell me
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* ELLIOTTCABLE
grins
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
profuse hax
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Willox >
i am getting emails aaa
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
Willox ⑊ disable e-mail notifs, fuck that shit!
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devin >
github.com/ELLIOTTCABLE/purr doesn't even exist
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Willox >
That is what I am doing now!
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devin >
ELLIOTTCABLE: You need to upload the source of purr
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
ya, it's still private
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
until we refactor, remove all the ick / private shit, and publicize on /hashElliottcable
00:31
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
which is what we're dicscussing right now
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* ELLIOTTCABLE
grins
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devin >
you're dicksucking it right now
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* ELLIOTTCABLE
pats gently
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* devin
is so terrible
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ALE >
have to get a vpn set up
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Willox >
"Your parcel has been received at our sortation hub"
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ALE >
geoblocking is so fucking annoying
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
geoblocking?
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ALE >
ELLIOTTCABLE: you wouldn't know, you're american
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Willox >
Region restricted websites
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vil >
I think my email notifications are on as well, thanks for reminding me :{
00:34
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ALE >
I think there's an american version of iplayer now isn't there?
00:34
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
ah, k
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vil >
accidental mustache guy
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Willox >
there is :(
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
you guys want to code now?
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Willox >
Don't check out iplayer
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ALE >
but yeah, e.g. I can't watch any daily show clips, or south park episodes...
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Willox >
I'm on my chromebook!
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ALE >
or clips from channel 4 on youtube
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
No idea worth doing is original. ;)
00:35
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
These three guys had exactly the architecture in mind that I've just described, so I'm going to look through their code, and probably use it.
00:35
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Willox >
Looks good
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
They say it's not ready, but I'll make it ready if I have to.
00:35
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
or you guys will, for me. ;)
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Willox >
I won't from my chromebook!
00:36
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vil >
Willox: could always ssh somewhere
00:36
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Willox >
I have remote desktop and access to a windows server with sublime
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
Willox ⑊ y u b chrombk'in?
00:36
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Willox >
I'm in bed :v
00:37
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Willox >
My phone was vibrating from some github mail
00:37
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Willox >
so I came on to stop it
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ALE >
vibrating eh?
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
bed PFH
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
for weaklings
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
are you a weakling?
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
You're a programmer.
00:38
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Willox >
I have to get up for my powersupply delivery!
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
SO GET PROGRAMMIN'.
00:38
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
That's a stupid excuse.
00:38
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Willox >
no it isn't
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vil >
ALE: and he came to stop it
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
lol'd
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
ALE ⑊ You realize you're winky-face-knowing-look with a 15-year-old boy, over allusions to a 16-year-old boy fapping?
00:41
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vil >
I'm 19 in two months, thank you very much
00:41
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Willox >
I'm calling the police
00:41
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vil >
so it's even worse
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vil >
actually one month
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vil >
Saturday is June already
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ALE >
ELLIOTTCABLE: both over age of consent, not creepy!
00:42
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Willox >
I'm 17 in march
00:42
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Willox >
not long to go
00:43
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ALE >
also only 3 characters of my username will go in the logs
00:43
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Willox >
ELLIOTTCABLE: how will we remember what modules are enabled/disabled?
00:43
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Willox >
Will they be enabled by default
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
prob's filesystem
00:45
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Willox >
I went to bed half an hour ago
00:45
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Willox >
don't email me again bye
00:45
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ALE >
THAT IS NOT HOW IRC WORKS
00:46
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vil >
REVOLUTIONIZING COMMUNICATION WITH IRC OVER EMAIL™
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
best idea ever
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
brb writing irc <-> e-mail pipe bot
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
e-mail you for every message!
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vil >
it can be a purr module!
00:47
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
okay!
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
time for a new purr extension
*right now*
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joelteon >
ELLIOTTCABLE:
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joelteon >
you accepted my friend request
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
oops
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
can undo that if you like
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
figuring out how to put porn in purr
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joelteon >
unless you say funny things
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
obviously a high-priority feature
00:54
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Navarr >
ELLIOTTCABLE: we'll you weren't looking in the right places, then
00:54
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Navarr >
god dammit
00:54
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
Navarr ⑊ what?
00:54
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joelteon >
we'll we'll we'll, if it isn't a spelling mistake
00:54
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Navarr >
ELLIOTTCABLE: Re: Navarr ⑊ I've never seen any photo
*except* the one in a trench, so I had no idea what you looked like.
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
jesus, you're slow to reply
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Navarr >
ELLIOTTCABLE: I don't open this tmux every day you know
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Navarr >
ALE: and you are..?
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ALE >
the only person with more girlfriends than ELLIOTTCABLE
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ALE >
I'm alexgordon
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
oh my god
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
laughed SO HARD
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
56 ſ 038 34 +ALE: the only person with more girlfriends than ELLIOTTCABLE
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
56 ſ 038 36 Navarr: gq?
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ALE >
unintentional interlacing
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Navarr >
this is what happens when you thread things
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ALE >
I MEANT that Navarr has had more girlfriends than ELLIOTTCABLE
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ALE >
all of them the same person
00:56
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
oh, even better
00:56
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
thought it was intentional
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
go the fuck to bed Willox
00:57
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Willox >
my phone finished charging and vibrated
00:57
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
-kick willox
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
-enable kick
00:57
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
-kick willox
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yrashk >
how many of ELLIOTTCABLE's girlfriends are actually ELLIOTTCABLE himself?
00:57
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ALE >
-kick ELLIOTTCABLE
00:57
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
Man, every conversation about me is
*so much better* when it's in all caps.
00:57
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Navarr >
yrashk: all
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
“Who do I look like, alexgordon?”
00:57
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ALE >
omg it's yrashk
00:58
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Willox >
ELLIOTTCABLE: one day, -enable kick will work
00:58
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
yrashk ⑊ meet alexgordon / ALE, the other bitcoineer
00:58
* Navarr
backs out of the room slowly
00:59
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Willox >
I have 0 btc
00:59
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Navarr >
I have zero POINT TWO btc
00:59
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ALE >
I'm going to get hacked now
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Willox >
I wasn't implying you should all out-do me
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ALE >
ELLIOTTCABLE has more than all of us
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ALE >
he's actually satoshi
01:00
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Willox >
probably like 40
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joelteon >
i think i've gained 2 pounds
01:01
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
2 pounds, or 2 pounds of btc?
01:01
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
and how much shit would be lost if I turned out to
*be* satoshi?
01:02
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ALE >
don't flatter yourself
01:02
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joelteon >
2 pounds of
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
none of you know what I did before, what, ~2010ish?
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joelteon >
protein, I guess
01:02
* ELLIOTTCABLE
shrugs
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
just sayin'
01:02
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
wouldn't be flattery, the code is terrible
01:02
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ALE >
ELLIOTTCABLE: I can understand satoshi's work
01:02
<
Willox >
ELLIOTTCABLE is the entire US government
01:02
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
lol yea no
01:02
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
currently trying to reverse-engineer a porn site
01:02
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
this is fun
01:02
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
it's terrible
01:02
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Willox >
LIKE YOU DO
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
so far I've extracted the SQL queries the site is making against its database
01:03
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
now to figure out if it's got a hidden JSON mode
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
frackin' Java bullshit, srsly?
01:03
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Willox >
who reverse engineers porn sites
01:04
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joelteon >
reverse porn engineers
01:05
<
Willox >
People are probably paid to
01:05
<
ALE >
not reverse engineer
01:05
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Willox >
Take down enemy porn sites
01:05
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ALE >
I did some statistical analysis
01:05
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
ooo cool
01:05
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ALE >
again, speaking under the anonymity of my truncated username
01:05
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
I found a list of their debugging routes
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
God, there's a list of java tweens here
01:06
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
wait
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ALE >
this is an ideal time for jeannicolas to say "why am I not surprised"
01:06
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
is there a JPy?
01:06
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
'cause suddenly I'm looking at Python code.
01:06
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
jeannicolas doesn't exist in the real world
01:06
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
you've killed him and replaced him with a bot
01:06
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Willox >
of course there is!
01:06
<
Willox >
Java does everything
01:06
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ALE >
he was here earlier!
01:07
<
vil >
good lord, init.d is awful
01:07
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vil >
what do I install to replace it
01:07
<
vil >
let's do this
01:08
<
nuck >
hahahahaha have fun
01:08
* vil
gives up on everything
01:08
<
nuck >
I'm sure there's a guide somewhere
01:08
<
Willox >
Would apt-get still work properly after that?
01:08
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vil >
I wish I had installed Arch
01:08
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
you should install arch with Willox
01:08
<
vil >
I don't know what half the shit on my server does
01:08
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Willox >
we can do it together awww
01:08
<
vil >
I'm scared that it won't boot properly
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
what the fuck
01:09
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
this Java/Python porn site,
01:09
<
vil >
thanks to Apple's bullshit
01:09
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
fucking uses HTML5 elements
01:09
* ELLIOTTCABLE
eyebrow forever
01:09
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Willox >
ELLIOTTCABLE: maybe they have really good designers
01:09
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nuck >
ELLIOTTCABLE: Some faggot dev went "oh man this HTML5 is fun~"
01:09
<
nuck >
And decided to try it
01:09
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Willox >
you mean <article> and stuff?
01:10
<
Willox >
what a waste of w3c's time
01:10
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
right.
01:11
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vil >
nuck: this vim-mode is already going wrong, I'm trying to do it in irssi. :D
01:11
<
nuck >
vil: Might be able to configure that, who knows
01:11
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
what the shit he's even using data-attributes on the porn thumbnails
01:11
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
well, it's unexpepcted
01:11
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
but it's an IRC-bot-scraper's heaven.
01:11
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
yeeeahh bbooiiii
01:11
<
nuck >
ELLIOTTCABLE: Please don't add that to purr
01:11
<
Willox >
you weren't joking
01:11
<
nuck >
For the love of god
01:12
<
Willox >
when you said you were going to add porn to purr
01:12
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
again, I say, you're obviously new here.
01:12
<
ALE >
wait ELLIOTTCABLE is adding porn to purr?
01:12
<
ALE >
awe fucking some
01:12
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
you haven't heard about the times I bought Eva a badger, or drove to California in the middle of a house-party.
01:12
<
Willox >
you're insane
01:12
* ALE
starts work on midgetbot
01:12
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
When I say I'm gonna do some shit, I generally do it. Just sayin'.
01:12
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nuck >
Don't forget the time you got in a high speed chase accidentally, ELLIOTTCABLE
01:13
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
that doesn't count
01:13
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
I didn't say I was going to do that, it just happened.
01:13
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nuck >
Getting into a chase does not fucking "just happen"
01:13
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
oh shuttup
01:13
<
nuck >
Being you causes wonderful things
01:13
<
joelteon >
ELLIOTTCABLE: where did you get a badger?
01:14
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joelteon >
aren't they really aggressive?
01:14
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nuck >
Honey Badger don't give a fuck.
01:14
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vil >
joelteon: he spent a substantial amount of time looking for one that he could ship
01:14
<
vil >
I was in here at the time
01:14
<
vil >
I remember because it was the night I reconfigured my menubar
01:14
<
vil >
and also because there was a fucking badger involved
01:15
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Willox >
It's been another half an hour since I went to bed
01:15
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vil >
Willox: this happens to me every night
01:15
<
vil >
should I run dropboxd as its own user?
01:16
<
ALE >
it's not 3am yet so I'm not technically "up late"
01:16
<
Willox >
I need to wake up at 8
01:16
<
ALE >
I usually wake up before 12
01:16
<
ALE >
8 is after that, right?
01:16
<
ALE >
like 8 hours after that!
01:16
<
vil >
time is cyclical, so yes
01:16
<
Willox >
the 8 before that
01:17
* ELLIOTTCABLE
laughs happily
01:17
<
ALE >
there's an 8
*before* that?
01:17
<
vil >
ALE: don't listen to the lies
01:17
<
purr >
ALE: Could not find `lies`.
01:17
<
vil >
how is that not a thing
01:17
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
-find whart
01:17
<
purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE: Could not find `whart`.
01:17
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
-find hea
01:17
<
purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE: Found: etherpadjs, cloudhead, cheat codes, you’re next, and flamewar
01:18
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
-you're next
01:18
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-you’re next
01:18
<
purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE: cloudhead, `kat, Navarr, jane, Eridius, alexgordon, prophile, othiym23, gozala
01:18
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
none of those people know Paws.
01:18
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ALE >
I have a whart, the doctor said it's all the whores I've been screwing
01:18
<
purr >
Willox: Found: bot, test, nuck, !, and clouds
01:18
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
pretty sure it orders them by usages
01:18
<
vil >
prophile! haven't seen him around since I got back
01:18
<
Willox >
ELLIOTTCABLE: etherpad...
01:18
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
-factoid bot
01:18
<
purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE: Popularity: 193, last changed by: <unknown>, <unknown time> ago
01:18
<
Willox >
Oh I remember that
01:18
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-factoid test
01:18
<
purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE: Popularity: 93, last changed by: devyn, 594ſ 729mſ ago
01:18
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
yeah, definitely does
01:18
<
vil >
we were learning Paws concurrently
01:19
<
purr >
ALE: what the ever loving fuck are you saying
01:19
<
Willox >
I just turned the text of all the demo etherpads in to "lol u suk" for like 10 minutes and stopped people from being able to edit them
01:19
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
-factoid wat
01:19
<
purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE: Popularity: 13, last changed by: landocalrissian, 276ſ 486mſ ago
01:19
<
Willox >
(a week or so ago)
01:19
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
god damnit gq
01:19
<
vil >
she's everywhere
01:20
<
prophile >
she's the personification of the torrent DHT
01:20
<
ALE >
she's like god, but more suicidal
01:20
<
vil >
ALE: actually she could be multiple gods
01:21
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
reliable scraping success
01:21
<
Willox >
It wasn't etherpad
01:21
<
prophile >
so I noticed some highlights from here
01:21
<
prophile >
right before sleepytime
01:21
<
vil >
prophile: just looking through factoids
01:21
<
vil >
nothing to see here
01:21
<
ALE >
prophile: we needed you to bring the average age of this channel up
01:21
<
vil >
oh and ELLIOTTCABLE is scraping porn sites
01:21
<
purr >
Willox: Found: bot, test, nuck, !, and clouds
01:22
<
purr >
Willox: stop fucking doing that
01:22
<
ALE >
though nobody knows how old I am, so the average could theoretically be any age
01:22
<
prophile >
I am concerned if I of all people am bringing the average up
01:22
<
vil >
ALE: I don't know anything about you except that A) you made Chocolat and B) you're British
01:22
<
ALE >
prophile: vil is 19, Willox is 16, micahjohnston is 17 or 18
01:22
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
prophile ⑊ aren't you 22?
01:22
<
prophile >
yes I am
01:22
<
ALE >
vil: also the hair
01:22
* ELLIOTTCABLE
nailed it
01:22
<
prophile >
and now I'm concerned
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<
ALE >
devin is 16 or something
01:23
<
ALE >
is there a difference?
01:23
<
prophile >
get off my goddamn lawn
01:23
<
Willox >
I am gonna sleep now
01:23
* prophile
shakes walking cane
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<
Willox >
Bye Elton John
01:23
<
ALE >
ELLIOTTCABLE attracts more kids than jimmy savile
01:24
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
unaffiliated/otters
01:24
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
just sounds so weird.
01:24
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
are otters
*normally* affiliated?
01:24
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
is he the sweden of otters?
01:24
<
ALE >
just realized
01:25
<
prophile >
switzerland is the normal neutral country
01:25
<
ALE >
jeannicolas is the only proper adult in here
01:25
<
ALE >
and he's not even IN here
01:25
<
prophile >
proper adult?
01:25
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
how's that?
01:25
<
Willox >
I'll be 80 if you all want
01:25
<
prophile >
I'm a homeowner
01:25
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
oh, interesting. We just upper-bound ALE's age to 28.
01:25
<
prophile >
and a landlord
01:25
<
ALE >
homeowner at 22?
01:25
<
prophile >
I was a homeowner at 20
01:25
<
ALE >
what are you lord of?
01:25
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I'm both a homeowner and a landlord as well.
01:26
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
There's plenty of “proper adults in here.”
01:26
<
prophile >
landlord
01:26
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
Just sayin'.
01:26
<
ALE >
ELLIOTTCABLE: yeah but houses are like 4x more expensive here...
01:26
<
prophile >
as in, I rent out rooms
01:26
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
Laird Alistair.
01:26
<
vil >
broke college student!
01:26
<
prophile >
and complain when people break things
01:26
<
vil >
well, "broke"
01:26
<
ALE >
being a homeowner in north carolina is nothing to write home about!
01:26
<
prophile >
so you're from the UK also, ALE?
01:26
<
ALE >
oh sorry, let me introduce myself
01:26
<
prophile >
or, wait
01:27
<
prophile >
you're alexgordon
01:27
ALE is now known as alexgordon
01:27
<
prophile >
yes, you are from the UK
01:27
<
prophile >
I've also got to now learn how to check peoples' bloody immigration status
01:27
<
prophile >
because david cameron
01:27
<
alexgordon >
just ask them to eat some marmite
01:28
<
Willox >
good night ~
01:28
<
prophile >
bai~~~~~
01:28
<
Willox >
1:08 after I said I was leaving
01:28
<
Willox >
oh god it's still purple
01:28
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I'm a homeowner in, uh,
01:28
<
alexgordon >
Willox has gone purple
01:28
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
four, soon to be five, states
01:28
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
counts? counts.
01:29
<
alexgordon >
sun isn't rising yet, I don't have to go to bed
01:29
<
vil >
you forgot to end the color code
01:29
<
prophile >
but you're a rich bastard :)
01:29
<
alexgordon >
4 states?
01:29
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I'm both rich, and an illegtimate son, so yes
01:29
<
alexgordon >
you're even richer than I imagined you to be
01:29
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
currently looking for a place in Chicago ;_;
01:29
<
alexgordon >
how... is this possible
01:29
<
vil >
alexgordon: I just assume it's unbounded, makes things easier
01:29
<
alexgordon >
ELLIOTTCABLE: so you're prince harry?
01:29
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
was looking at this unit, but it got bought:
01:30
<
alexgordon >
this makes PERFECT sense
01:30
<
alexgordon >
ELLIOTTCABLE: how are you at flying helicopters?
01:30
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
alexgordon ⑊ Simply saying that I'm a landowner in four states doesn't mean very much. Depending on the locations and sizes of the properties, I could easily have less than a $US million in assets and have that be the case.
01:30
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
But, no more talking about money, I have to scrape porn.
01:30
<
prophile >
"The average list price for similar homes for sale is $803,573 and the average sales price for similar recently sold homes is $383,150."
01:30
<
prophile >
> chicago
01:31
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
prophile ⑊ RIGHT!?
01:31
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
Trulia just sucks, though.
01:31
<
prophile >
do I want to ask about the porn scraping?
01:31
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I just liked that place for the floorplan. Very open,
*huge* outdoor patio/deck. Two bedrooms, sexy-ass kitchenette.
01:31
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
prophile ⑊ well, if you hang around for a moment, you'll find out <3
01:31
<
vil >
prophile: he's adding it to purr
01:31
<
alexgordon >
prophile: he's making purr all grown up
01:31
<
prophile >
that's...
01:32
<
alexgordon >
ELLIOTTCABLE: which site are you scraping?
01:32
<
vil >
the real question is, what should the command be?
01:32
<
Willox >
-entertain
01:32
<
alexgordon >
8==D midgets
01:32
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
nope
01:32
<
Willox >
as an alias
01:33
<
vil >
I predict that this will be the first feature ported to the new module system
01:33
<
Willox >
Make it so
01:33
<
prophile >
data LinkedList a = a :===== (LinkedList a) | D
01:33
<
Willox >
npm install purr-porn
01:33
<
prophile >
singleton :: a -> LinkedList a
01:34
<
prophile >
singleton = :=====D
01:34
<
prophile >
woo haskell
01:34
<
Willox >
I was meant to be leaving
01:34
<
prophile >
yes, bugger off darling
01:34
<
vil >
god dammit Willox
01:35
<
Willox >
Well I came back for some music
01:35
<
Willox >
I could just close mibbit
01:35
<
prophile >
learn irssi
01:35
<
prophile >
and become happy and wise
01:36
<
vil >
YES thank you
01:36
<
vil >
the weechat people are outnumbered
01:36
<
nuck >
RECIEVE BACKUP
01:36
<
purr >
nuck: shut up nuck you are a nuck
01:36
<
nuck >
WEECHAT FORLYFE
01:36
<
prophile >
OPEN HANDS, RECEIVE BACON
01:36
<
nuck >
I just installed notifications with two commands
01:36
<
nuck >
Suckit nigga
01:36
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-best irssi
01:36
<
purr >
IRSSI IS BESTSSI
01:37
<
vil >
…how does it determine where to cut that one?
01:37
<
nuck >
/script install notify.py /script autoload notify.py
01:37
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
magic.
01:37
<
nuck >
Now I have desktop notifications
01:37
<
prophile >
best single static information form?
01:37
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
purr == magic.
01:37
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
it's simple.
01:37
<
vil >
i've been meaning to tie mine to notification center
01:37
<
nuck >
vil: It's a zerowidth seperator of some sort IIRC
01:37
<
vil >
it's trickier though, since I run over ssh
01:38
<
nuck >
vil: hah. Well, fun thing
01:38
<
nuck >
Weechat has a system for that too
01:38
<
vil >
I bet it does
01:38
<
nuck >
All you gotta do is install the script
01:38
<
devin >
I'm a homeowner
01:38
<
nuck >
nigga no you ain't
01:38
<
nuck >
nigga no you ain't
01:39
<
prophile >
I moan about hoeing everytime I have to
01:39
<
nuck >
You ain't never made no hoes moan
01:39
<
prophile >
my soil is godawful
01:39
<
nuck >
prophile: Move here, we have fertile soil
01:39
<
prophile >
takes a fucking pickaxe to dig a hole
01:39
<
nuck >
LIKE A WOMAN
01:39
<
devin >
nigaa you best shut yo mouth i will beat u wit my rhymes
01:39
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
“fertile soil”
01:39
<
prophile >
I would kill for some loam
01:40
<
devin >
i make the soil fertile with the hoe if you know what i mean
01:40
<
nuck >
devin: nigga you ain't rappin' up in this hizzle. Go back to your OMFG
01:40
<
devin >
my name is devin
01:40
<
devin >
i come from heaven
01:40
<
devin >
i love 7/11
01:40
<
devin >
sugar is sweet
01:40
<
devin >
and so are you
01:40
<
nuck >
something something bevon?
01:40
<
prophile >
i like my women like i like my coffee
01:41
<
prophile >
in a plastic cup
01:41
<
nuck >
I will pay a buck
01:41
<
nuck >
To hear devin rap that
01:41
* nuck
dangles a dollar under devin's nose
01:42
<
devin >
make it rain
01:42
* nuck
pokes ELLIOTTCABLE to provide money to help make it rain
01:42
<
nuck >
We can use buttcoins or whatever
01:43
<
devin >
hell yeah those are my peeps
01:43
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
bbqcoins*
01:43
<
devin >
love them to death id take a bullet fo dme
01:44
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I'm gonna invest my asics (“ah-sicks”) in generating BBQcoins, and then make them the official currency of #ELLIOTTCABLE
01:44
<
prophile >
ay-sicks
01:45
* devin
inserts 3 elliottcoin credits
01:45
* prophile
begins dancing
01:45
<
devin >
♫ boom ba da boom
01:46
* prophile
prances about like a loon
01:46
* devin
brings a hoe to the dance floor
01:47
* devin
uses it to farm to mj
01:47
<
devin >
ok i'm high
01:47
* prophile
goes to bed
01:47
<
devin >
remember when -ping ponged like 3 hours too late?
01:47
<
prophile >
because I LIKE BEING ASLEEP
01:47
<
devin >
that was funny
01:49
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
wait, is it instant now?
01:49
<
devin >
bayesian analysis says: yes
01:50
<
devin >
oh ec doesn't know what that is
01:50
<
devin >
it's ai stuff
01:50
<
nuck >
Fucking bayesian analysis is simple statistics
01:50
<
nuck >
I'm sure even elliott knows that
01:50
<
devin >
he doesn't like it
01:50
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I despite anything in APIs with cognitive overhead.
01:51
<
devin >
computers should only follow a sequence of instructions that do the same thing each time
01:51
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I'd rather have randomly-generated one-off method-names than AI in an API.
01:51
<
devin >
ELLIOTTCABLE: would you use AI if you were writing a kernel to do context switches?
01:51
<
devin >
or just stick with the equal share algorithms
01:52
<
devin >
at some point your code can't be too well-designed or it could be called being artificially intelligent
01:52
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
that's not a UI or API.
01:52
<
devin >
say it's a kernel api
01:52
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I'm completely okay with it in that case, as long as it's reasonably robust, and doesn't
*negatively* affect the UX.
01:52
<
devin >
what about google's search results?
01:53
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
Nominally, I hate them.
01:53
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
They do
*such a good job of it* because they have *so much power*, that I can't help but be okay with them, though.
01:53
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
So, basically:
01:53
<
devin >
it's like the uncanny valley of AI
01:53
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
If you have enough computing power, experience of your own in the domain, and engineering kung-fu to make it *good*,
01:53
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
then go for it. Don't expect me to approve until I see it being excellent, though.
01:53
<
nuck >
I think that's a valid analogy
01:53
<
nuck >
I have an idea
01:54
<
devin >
ELLIOTTCABLE: have you tried core-estimator on your 16 core system?
01:54
<
nuck >
Let's use genetic algorithms to design websites
01:54
<
nuck >
Automatically
01:54
<
devin >
too much work
01:54
<
nuck >
Start a design firm based on it
01:54
<
devin >
would be interesting
01:55
<
devin >
the onl;y kerfluffle i have with genetic algorithms is that I don't know how the next mutations are determined
01:55
<
devin >
what is the process that generates the evolved algorithm?
01:55
<
nuck >
Well, I believe it works like in genetics, you determine the winners and then based on the winners you make the designs fuck and have babies
01:56
<
devin >
ELLIOTTCABLE: I know what you mean. The user has to know what to expect in his UX
01:56
* devin
watches insertion sort and quicksort get at it
01:57
<
devin >
insert that datum
01:58
<
devin >
someone back in the day figured out a way to express algorithms as the same math that mathematicians work with everyday which makes it easier to derive correct agorithms
02:07
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
Can't believe I'm still working on this
02:07
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
fucking stupid OAuth.
02:08
<
devin >
never got into that
02:14
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
test
02:14
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
fack
02:14
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
ooo, that
*is* fuschia
02:14
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
but it's so much less pretty in my solarized. damn.
02:14
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
whatevs.
02:19
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
_\o__o
02:19
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
not bad!
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<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-34 mario
02:34
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
Happy birthday, motherfuckers.
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02:38
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
prophile, Willox, nuck, vil, alexgordon ⑊ ↑
02:38
<
nuck >
WHAT IS IT I DON'T GET IT
02:39
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-34 rapunzel
02:39
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I ran into a bunch of problems with it so it's less flexible than I'd have liked >,<
02:40
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
oh well. too tired.
02:40
<
nuck >
ELLIOTTCABLE: R34 was yhe pornsite you were hacking?
02:40
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
“hacking”
02:40
<
nuck >
Yes it uses HTML5
02:40
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
scraping*
02:40
<
nuck >
ELLIOTTCABLE: Same diff
02:40
<
nuck >
It's not Perl or Java
02:40
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
python*
02:40
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
oh, I was reading the rewrite
02:40
<
nuck >
It's running the Shimmie clone of Danbooru
02:40
<
nuck >
Which is in PHP
02:41
<
nuck >
"It's basically Shimmie, just without being based on PHP and MySQL"
02:41
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-34 rapunzel, maximus
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<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-34 rapunzel, maximus
02:42
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
m'kay
02:42
<
nuck >
-34 wreck-it_ralph
02:42
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
'bout done with that
02:42
<
nuck >
I DUN WENT THERE
02:42
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
don't need underscores, bro
02:43
<
nuck >
Really? That's nice
02:43
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
it parses out spaces, underscores, all that, and makes sense of it
02:43
<
nuck >
You do on the site I know
02:43
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
you know a little too much about this creepy-porn site.
02:43
<
nuck >
I have extensive experience working with *boorus
02:43
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
actually, wait, you're Nuck. Was just watching shota. Forgot.
02:43
<
nuck >
Danbooru, Gelbooru, lolibooru, shimmie, etc.
02:43
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
... lolibooru?
02:43
<
nuck >
It's not a very good place
02:43
<
nuck >
Even
*I* don't go there
02:44
<
nuck >
You know it's bad when even I won't go
02:45
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
i, wow
02:48
<
nuck >
Holy shit what the fuck
02:48
<
nuck >
I close a few tabs and end up back on your rapunzel porn
02:48
<
nuck >
And notice the fat dude's nipples
02:48
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
“my”
02:48
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
what fat dude's nipples ...
02:48
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
oh gods ...
02:49
<
nuck >
-34 princess_merida
02:49
<
purr\GH >
purr/master a69de03 elliottcable: ... because we're terrible people.
02:49
<
nuck >
Perfect commit.
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<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-34 test
02:51
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
seriously?
02:51
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
nothing?
02:51
<
purr >
nuck: ... if you had any sense, you wouldn't have asked.
02:52
<
nuck >
Stitch's balls are way too realistic in that
02:52
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I'm back-and-forth. Add an NSFW tag, or not?
02:52
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I feel like if I don't, I'm crossing some sort of line.
02:52
<
nuck >
That artist must've studied taints for months
02:52
<
nuck >
ELLIOTTCABLE: Hmmm. Well we don't tag -back
02:52
<
nuck >
Maybe mark the room NSFW
02:52
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
but that's a factoid
02:52
<
nuck >
This is the same, just a command?
02:52
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I don't feel like I have any control over that, whereas I'm hard-coding this into the bot.
02:53
<
nuck >
>don't have any control
02:53
<
nuck >
>added it himself
02:53
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
anybody could add an inappropriate factoid. Including me. But at least that's just me being silly.
02:53
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
idk.
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<
purr\GH >
purr/master 7580e52 elliottcable: Being nice.
02:56
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-34 my little pony
02:56
<
purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE: ... if you had any sense, you wouldn't have asked.
02:58
<
nuck >
-34 fluttershy @ vil
02:58
<
purr >
nuck: ... if you had any sense, you wouldn't have asked.
02:58
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
the @ shit doesn't work properly
02:58
<
nuck >
ELLIOTTCABLE: Make @ work on that :<
02:58
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
another thing we need middleware for
02:58
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I haven't the slightest little idea how @ works.
02:59
<
nuck >
Oh wonderful
02:59
<
nuck >
ELLIOTTCABLE: Why don't we just rewrite the bot from scratch in Ruby?
02:59
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
in the new impl, it'll be middle-ware affecting all commands, I guess
02:59
<
nuck >
I've actually got an IRC bot in Ruby in the pipeline
03:18
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I've got an IRC
*client* in Ruby in the pipeline
03:18
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
from like, four years ago now
03:20
<
sephr >
ELLIOTTCABLE: did you remember to remove the backdoor from oftn-bot?
03:20
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
probably not
03:20
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I have barely touched this thing. devyn's been responsible for maintaining it.
03:20
* sephr
looks at all of ELLIOTTCABLE's private repo stuff
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sephr >
ELLIOTTCABLE: thanks for open sourcing it
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
wat fuuuuuuuuck
03:50
<
sephr >
you didn't mean to?
03:50
* ELLIOTTCABLE
pats sephr
03:51
<
sephr >
i already cloned it so its too late
03:51
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
mmhmm
03:51
<
sephr >
wait this isnt purr
03:52
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-commands
03:52
<
purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE: Valid commands are: --, -34, -best, -commands, -countdown, -dequeue, -dick, -factoid, -find, -forget, -g, -hates, -learn, -loves, -purr, -queue, -sol, -song, -start, -stop, -topic, -twister, -what, -whohates, -wholoves
03:52
<
purr >
sephr: ... if you had any sense, you wouldn't have asked.
03:53
<
sephr >
why did i click
03:53
<
purr >
Let it be known that sephr hates .
03:53
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
woah, it found a response with no query. weird.
03:53
<
purr >
sephr: is hated by Nuck, micahjohnston, sephr, and Stumbler.
03:53
<
sephr >
the query is just the empty string
03:53
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
yep got that
03:54
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-commands @ sephr
03:54
<
purr >
sephr: Valid commands are: --, -34, -best, -commands, -countdown, -dequeue, -dick, -factoid, -find, -forget, -g, -hates, -learn, -loves, -purr, -queue, -sol, -song, -start, -stop, -topic, -twister, -what, -whohates, -wholoves
03:55
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-song fuck @ sephr
03:55
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
Obviously, I'm using this library wrong.
03:57
<
purr >
sephr: doesn't love anything :(
03:57
<
sephr >
-loves ELLIOTTCABLE
03:57
<
purr >
sephr: ELLIOTTCABLE doesn't love anything :(
03:57
<
sephr >
-loves elliottcable
03:57
<
purr >
sephr: elliottcable loves cloudhead, devyn, tucker, gqbrielle, IamTash, Bluebie, alexgordon, Breaking Bad, zsh, purr, locks, last.fm, Zero 7, Tiberian Sun, cold, berri, NuckOff, git, George R. R. Martin, github, OS X, micahjohnston, ChelseaP, GitHub, brits, the cock, SubStack, Aria, isaacs, negative space, Lua, zzap, logs, #elliottcable, russfrank, Kaufmann Mercantile, iPad, tmux, SSH, Prompt.app, Little Snitch, Ronald Jenkees, JavaScript, judofyr, Primer, eboy, S
03:58
<
sephr >
it should probably toLowerCase() the query since almost all ircds treat nicks are case insensitive
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
well, fixed all of that
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<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-34 Daft Punk @ sephr
04:02
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-commands
04:02
<
purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE: Valid commands are: --, -34, -best, -commands, -countdown, -dequeue, -dick, -factoid, -find, -forget, -g, -hates, -learn, -loves, -purr, -queue, -sol, -song, -start, -stop, -topic, -twister, -what, -whohates, -wholoves
04:02
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-34 test
04:03
<
purr >
sephr: is loved by no one :(
04:03
<
sephr >
i'm guessing -find without an arg lists every factoid
04:03
<
purr >
sephr: Found: bot, test, nuck, !, and clouds
04:03
<
purr >
sephr: Found: bot, test, nuck, !, and clouds
04:03
<
purr >
sephr: Found: bot, test, clouds, micahjohnston, and ground
04:04
<
purr >
sephr: is no longer stuck up in the clouds.
04:04
<
purr >
sephr: is stuck up in the clouds; hilight 'em if you want 'em.
04:04
<
nuck >
It might just show 5 of them
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nuck >
The first in the object
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<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
not the first
04:04
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
it's ordered by popularity
04:04
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-34 test
04:04
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
WHAT THE FUCK
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
Excellent.
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<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-34 Ariel @ sephr
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<
purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE: (You're a dick.)
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<
sephr >
-34 elliottcable
04:11
<
nuck >
ELLIOTTCABLE: I'm third most popular factoid? :o
04:12
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-factoid nuck
04:12
<
purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE: Popularity: 88, last changed by: devyn, 218ſ 385mſ ago
04:12
<
sephr >
don't do -34 eligrey
04:12
<
sephr >
youll orgasm forever
04:12
<
purr\GH >
purr/master 9f2f827 elliottcable: -sol documentation wasn't updated for the new invocations
04:12
<
purr\GH >
purr/master d6d87d8 elliottcable: need a .gitignore, now that we have node_modules
04:12
<
purr\GH >
purr/master 571f084 elliottcable: These should be intents
04:12
<
nuck >
I find your lack of sexy disturbing
04:13
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-34 elliott @ Nuck
04:13
<
purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE: (You're a dick.)
04:13
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
wat D:
04:13
<
sephr >
ELLIOTTCABLE: why do you hate open source?
04:13
<
nuck >
hahahahahaha
04:13
<
sephr >
because elliottcable/purr wants to be free
04:13
<
nuck >
ELLIOTTCABLE: HOLY SHIT
04:13
<
nuck >
IS SO PERFECT
04:15
<
nuck >
>just repeatedly punch carpet until you find phone
04:15
<
nuck >
ELLIOTTCABLE: DOIT
04:16
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
Instead, I'm going to counter the uselessness of everything I just did, by updating µpaws in the bot, so :: works again.
04:17
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
|| var a = 123;
04:17
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
>> console.log(a);
04:17
<
purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE: undefined; Console: 123
04:18
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
didn't realize that still worked
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<
devin >
in ecmabot it's |> var a = 123;
04:34
<
micahjohnston >
oh it's sephr
04:35
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
woah, is that cschneid?
04:35
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
thought he'd died
04:35
<
cschneid >
huh, signed in on another system I hadn't used irc on in a while
04:35
<
cschneid >
apparently now I'm here.
04:35
<
nuck >
Nope clearly it's purr wearing a cschneid outfit
04:37
* ELLIOTTCABLE
grins
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<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
you missed a lot.
04:38
<
micahjohnston >
god, change your nicks more
04:38
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
micahjohnston ⑊ hm?
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<
micahjohnston >
ELLIOTTCABLE: everyone's nick has changed too damn much over the past 24 hours
04:46
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I would just like to call attention to this:
04:47
<
devyn >
ELLIOTTCABLE: what's with the FUCKING UPPERCASE
04:47
* ELLIOTTCABLE
grins
04:47
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
mornin', devyn
04:47
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
er, late evening*
04:48
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-34 my little pony @ micahjohnston
04:48
<
devyn >
try { world.run() } s/run/rule
04:48
<
purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE: (You're a dick.)
04:48
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
Oh COME ON
04:50
<
devyn >
ELLIOTTCABLE: that's amazing. you picked like the easiest thing to find rule 34 for (to the point where it's usually not considered a rule 34)
04:50
<
devyn >
and you didn't find it.
04:50
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
exactly D:
04:50
* ELLIOTTCABLE
glowers
04:50
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
every time somebody follows me, I think they're shouting at me
04:50
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
“@johnastrom followed @ELLIOTTCABLE”
04:50
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I always read it as
04:50
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
“@johnsatrom tweeted: @ELLIOTTCABLE”
04:51
<
micahjohnston >
ELLIOTTCABLE: in less than 3 months it won't matter anymore
04:51
<
micahjohnston >
that you send me nsfw things
04:51
<
micahjohnston >
because i will be freeeee
04:51
<
devyn >
joelteon: in case ELLIOTTCABLE didn't clear it up, devin is eboy, devyn is me
04:51
<
devin >
no i'm devin
04:51
<
devyn >
or... devin is devin
04:52
<
devin >
when you say ELLIOTTCABLE is looks like you have an accent there
04:52
<
devin >
like it's all ELLIOTTCABLE's fault
04:52
<
devin >
s/accent/stress/
04:53
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
gods in heaven
04:54
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
the names
04:54
* ELLIOTTCABLE
cries
04:54
<
devyn >
so I haven't been on since maybe lunch time,
04:54
<
devyn >
and I had uh
04:54
<
devyn >
16 or 17 highlights
04:54
<
devin >
devyn: nice weather we are having isn't it?
04:55
<
devyn >
it's kinda rainforesty lately
04:55
<
devyn >
humid, variably raining (suddenly hard, then soft, none, maybe a mist, whatever it feels like)
04:55
<
devin >
at least you're not in florida right now
04:56
<
devyn >
I'll take humid at a comfortable temperature over pseudo-India
04:56
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
fuck florida
04:56
<
devin >
it seems to be perfect here right now if you like a little heat
04:57
<
devyn >
18-22 C is my comfortable temperature
04:57
<
devyn >
ELLIOTTCABLE may be able to relate
04:57
<
devyn >
if I really want to work hard and concentrate well, much lower
04:58
<
nuck >
devyn: >tigers trying to eat you
04:58
<
nuck >
Yep, rainforesty
04:59
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
trying to figure out the best way to do interactive Paws expressions
04:59
<
sephr >
ELLIOTTCABLE: thanks, got the tinysong code through some grayhattish means
04:59
<
devyn >
finally got around to getting extra minijack cables to hook up this ancient 5.1 speaker system properly
04:59
<
sephr >
we're going to make it look not crazy
05:00
<
sephr >
and make it so the api key is placed somewhere private instead of hardcoded
05:00
<
devin >
no tempurature support
05:00
<
nuck >
Add it please for the love of god
05:00
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
wat am I watching
05:00
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
3d printing
05:00
<
sephr >
devin: lol how do they even feel temperature in this channel?
05:00
<
nuck >
-back is worse.
05:00
<
sephr >
do they even convert?
05:00
<
devin >
sephr: RFC 87928: Tempurature simulation over the IRC protocol
05:00
<
devyn >
no we all just use celsius
05:01
<
devyn >
metric master race
05:01
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
metric master race <3
05:01
<
sephr >
devin: oh btw we need to change blue = "\0032", green = "\0033", yellow = "\0037", reset="\017"
05:01
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
okay. devyn.
05:01
<
sephr >
octal escapes wont work in strict mode
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<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
do I wait for multiple lines, encode and run them as one “program”, then discard the entire environment, the way we do JavaScript?
05:02
<
devin >
sephr: what?
05:02
<
sephr >
devyn: yeah but what do you do when some idiot says something to you in fahrenheit
05:02
<
devin >
no idea what you're talking about
05:02
<
devin >
that code has nothing to do with what I have seen
05:02
<
devyn >
sephr: you mean devin? oh I just ignore him
05:02
<
devin >
i can't confirm or deny
05:02
<
sephr >
those are octal escapes
05:02
<
sephr >
oh you mean that gist doesnt exist
05:02
<
sephr >
i mean what gist?
05:03
<
devyn >
ELLIOTTCABLE: so
05:03
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
... or do we do it the way I do the REPL
05:03
<
devyn >
ELLIOTTCABLE: probably provide the ability to load "chunks" of code
05:03
<
devyn >
so both ways work
05:03
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
problem is, the REPL can block
*input* untul it's ready for another chunk
05:03
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
so I'd have to add some form of queueing mechanism
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<
nuck >
I'd like to request support for befunge in purr
05:04
<
nuck >
Can we get it?
05:04
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
how the fuck
05:04
<
devin >
♪ Octopus's Garden, The Beatles
05:04
<
devin >
Why does that work now and not before?
05:04
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
♪ Metamorphosis, Glass
05:04
<
purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE is listening to “Metamorphosis: Two”, by Philip Glass
05:04
<
devyn >
-song SCOPE, MELL
05:04
<
purr >
sephr: Song not found. ):
05:04
<
devin >
-song banana phone
05:05
<
devin >
free music listening?
05:05
<
devin >
how does that work?
05:05
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
grooveshark
05:05
<
devin >
aren't thye losing money?
05:05
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-g how is grooveshark legal
05:05
<
devyn >
grooveshark is wonderful except when there's only a really shitty quality version available
05:05
<
sephr >
♪ when can flavors
05:05
<
purr >
sephr: Song not found. ):
05:06
<
sephr >
♪ when can flavors, kettel
05:06
<
purr >
sephr: Song not found. ):
05:06
<
devin >
-song not found
05:06
<
sephr >
it cant find what i'm listening to
05:06
<
devyn >
-song eli gery
05:06
<
purr >
devyn: Song not found. ):
05:06
<
devyn >
-song eli grey
05:06
<
sephr >
♪ rainy mood
05:06
<
purr >
sephr is listening to “Max Payne 2 Rainy Mood”, by Max Payne
05:06
<
devyn >
-song street fighter II
05:06
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
oh my god
05:06
<
sephr >
♪ 0181 four tet
05:06
<
purr >
sephr is listening to “0181”, by Four Tet
05:06
<
devin >
-song take 5
05:06
<
sephr >
finally it got one of my >30min songs
05:07
<
devin >
that is so wrong
05:07
<
devin >
-song take five
05:07
<
devin >
NOOOO Don't quiet me!
05:07
<
devin >
devyn: you can just tell me
05:07
<
devin >
no need to do quiet
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<
sephr >
purr needs our -quiet command
05:08
<
devin >
it's copyrighted
05:08
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
he has it.
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<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
it's -stop.
05:08
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
just forgot to wrap it
05:08
<
devin >
-stop isn't -quiet
05:08
<
sephr >
with 3h5m etc.?
05:08
<
devin >
!quiet is so much superior
05:08
<
devin >
oftn-bot is superior
05:08
* ELLIOTTCABLE
shrugs
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<
sephr >
devin: did you ever add y for years?
05:08
<
devin >
sephr: yeah
05:09
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-dick
05:09
<
purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE: I'll be a dick in 23 hours, 59 minutes, 21 seconds, 515 milliseconds (999mſ 554µſ); please wait patiently.
05:09
<
sephr >
ELLIOTTCABLE's probably doesnt have 1y
05:09
<
devyn >
ELLIOTTCABLE: -stop isn't the same as -quiet unless you changed it
05:09
<
purr >
devin: I'll be a dick in 23 hours, 59 minutes, 14 seconds, 733 milliseconds (999mſ 476µſ); please wait patiently.
05:09
<
devin >
what's dick?
05:09
<
devyn >
ELLIOTTCABLE: -quiet quiets a user
05:09
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
ah, didn't know; I don't ever exercise op controls
05:09
<
sephr >
and you can define a time for how long they are quieted
05:09
<
devin >
should oftn-bot have dick?
05:09
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
kinda have a thing against it unless I
*absolutely have to*
05:09
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
usually leave it up to somebody else to make the decisions
05:10
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
oh god do not let them procreate
05:10
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-find look
05:10
<
purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE: Found: perspective, google, troll, fucking squirrel, and how's the bitcoin doing?
05:10
<
sephr >
-how's the bitcoin doing?
05:10
<
devyn >
-learn asscunt = try -stop, you fucking australian
05:10
<
purr >
devyn: Learned `asscunt`.
05:10
<
purr >
devin: Found: kerning
05:10
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-start
05:10
<
purr >
devin: “Kerning is when the font is HAVING A FUCKING UGLY SHIT KERNING! its only acquired by using some random backward browser from 1993 on a … nintendo ds or whatever... never saw such a crap in my life before but i can taell u it sucks! DOWNVOTE!”
05:10
<
devyn >
-learn alias cunt = asscunt
05:10
<
purr >
devyn: Learned `cunt` => `asscunt`.
05:10
<
devin >
-find penis
05:10
<
purr >
devin: Found: back and i know that feeling
05:10
<
devin >
-i know that feeling
05:10
<
purr >
devin: I know where you are right now, man. Don’t despair! There’s always penis.
05:10
<
devin >
thanks purr
05:11
<
devin >
it speaks to my soul
05:11
<
devyn >
purr, she likes the dick
05:11
<
purr >
devyn: ... purr,
*he* likes
05:11
<
purr >
devin: Found: eboyjr, eboy, texas, leaving, and halp
05:11
<
purr >
devin: Hey smart people, HALP! elliottcable, battlecollie, micahjohnston, incomprehensibly, eboyjr
05:11
<
purr >
sephr: if in doubt, blame eboyjr (b-sol: 8 720 ſ 018 900)
05:11
<
devin >
that's not my birthsol
05:11
<
devyn >
-factoid halp
05:11
<
purr >
devyn: Popularity: 7, last changed by: elliottcable, 592ſ 405mſ ago
05:11
<
devyn >
nearly two years, ELLIOTTCABLE
05:12
<
devin >
years what are years?
05:12
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
jesus h. christ
05:12
<
devin >
-find jesus
05:12
<
purr >
devin: Jesus Harold Christ!
05:12
<
purr >
devin: Found: jesus, my dad, ikr, and doppelgangers
05:12
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
lol relevant for once
05:12
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-my dad
05:12
<
purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE: < eboy> your dad is jesus
05:12
<
purr >
devin: < eboy> your dad is jesus
05:12
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
that's so old that we didn't have -what
05:12
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
so we just put shit in factoids
05:12
<
devin >
when did i say that
05:12
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-factoid my dad
05:12
<
purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE: Popularity: 4, last changed by: elliottcable, 545ſ 232mſ ago
05:12
<
purr >
devin: i know, like, jesus what
05:12
<
devyn >
YOUR DAD IS JESUS
05:12
<
devyn >
AND YOUR DAD IS JESUS
05:12
<
devin >
-doppelgangers
05:12
<
purr >
devin: JESUS
*runs screaming in a circle, hits a wall, falls down*
05:12
<
devyn >
EVEN YOUR DAD IS JESUS
05:13
<
devyn >
ALL OF YOUR DADS ARE JESUS!
05:13
<
sephr >
-find strema
05:13
<
purr >
sephr: Found: white goo
05:13
<
devin >
WOOOLOLOLOHO HO HO
05:13
<
purr >
devyn: dreeping down my strema
05:13
<
purr >
devin: Found: classy, beltbuckle, google, jesus, and calm down
05:13
<
sephr >
-factoid white goo
05:13
<
purr >
sephr: Popularity: 15, last changed by: gqbrielle, 583ſ 971mſ ago
05:13
<
purr >
devin: elliottcable hates being told to calm down. If you tell him to calm down when he’s already calm, you’re very likely to make him NOT CALM ANY MORE.
05:13
* ELLIOTTCABLE
laughs
05:13
<
nuck >
ELLIOTTCABLE: CALM. DOWN.
05:13
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
oh my god.
05:13
<
devin >
ELLIOTTCABLE: don't calm down
05:13
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-nuck
05:13
<
purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE: shut up nuck you are a nuck
05:13
<
purr >
devin: ‘edible glitter in poop’ → “If you’re looking to add a little bling to your bowel movements, save up $425 of your hard-earned money and buy a gold pill. It’s a capsule coated in 24k gold and filled with tiny flecks of actual gold, which your body can’t digest.”
05:13
<
nuck >
ELLIOTTCABLE: CLAM. UP.
05:13
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
SO. MANY. MEMORIES.
05:13
<
purr >
devin: Could not find `clam`.
05:14
<
nuck >
-find me a cab
05:14
<
purr >
nuck: Could not find `me a cab`.
05:14
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-find nuck's genitals
05:14
<
purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE: Could not find `nuck's genitals`.
05:14
<
nuck >
-find elliott's dick
05:14
<
purr >
nuck: Could not find `elliott's dick`.
05:14
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
woulda been so great if it
*did*
05:14
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
remember that time I got in before navarr?
05:14
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
he was like,
05:14
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-wholoves the cock
05:14
<
purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE: the cock is loved by elliottcable and Navarr.
05:15
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
and then he was like “I CAN'T EVEN BE ORIGINAL IN THAT. I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF NOW.”
05:15
<
nuck >
-wholoves his cock
05:15
<
purr >
nuck: his cock is loved by no one :(
05:15
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
great memories.
05:15
<
purr >
nuck: nuck doesn't love anything :(
05:15
<
purr >
nuck: Nuck loves his penis, JavaScript, Redis, OrangeSoda, himself, Cracked, his iPhone, purr, LESS, Mocha, BitTorrent, gqbrielle, portland, Iron & Wine, Arch Linux, ∆, Bombay Bicycle Club, DownThemAll, ##Hat, LaTeX, Chrome, Lemon Jelly, /buffer clear, Broken Bells, Neutral Milk Hotel, Fleet Foxes, Arcade Fire, Cage The Elephant, Sufjan Stevens, vil, movements, VirtualBox, Tame Impala, Tunng, Hooray For Earth, Andrew Bird, Trails and Ways, catbug, Ritsu, locks,
05:15
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
ah shit that shit
*is* case-sensitive
05:15
<
nuck >
I'm still proud of the "Nuck loves his penis" bit
05:15
<
devin >
-learn elliott's dick = Could not find `elliott's dick`.
05:15
<
purr >
devin: Learned `elliott's dick`.
05:15
<
devyn >
ELLIOTTCABLE: the day Navarr shows us something original will be, uh, the apocalypse
05:15
<
devin >
-find point
05:15
<
purr >
devin: Found: disappoint
05:15
<
devin >
-dissappoint
05:15
<
devin >
-disoasidjf
05:16
<
devin >
-find whatever
05:16
<
purr >
devin: Found: ask sephr, kerning, well, i found this, and green
05:16
<
nuck >
devin: Are you implying that Navarr will cause the apocalypse?
05:16
<
purr >
devin: green = mind control
05:16
<
devyn >
nuck: yeah I am and it's me lol not devin
05:16
<
purr >
sephr: < sephr> do whatever plan9 did
05:16
<
devyn >
-factoid ask sephr
05:16
<
purr >
devyn: Popularity: 7, last changed by: <unknown>, <unknown time> ago
05:16
<
devyn >
ooh an oldie
05:16
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I remember that
05:16
<
nuck >
Fuck you devyn I can't track your names :I
05:16
<
sephr >
devyn: no it came from plan 9!
05:16
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
pretty sure I made that
05:17
<
nuck >
Especially with both of you talking and them always shuffling
05:17
<
purr >
devin: Found: source, testing, paws sex, reduction, and eboyjr speak
05:17
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
devyn ⑊ /NICK DEVYN
05:17
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
devyn ⑊ DO IT
05:17
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-reduction
05:17
<
devin >
DOCS FOR PAWS?
05:17
<
devyn >
nuck: mine never shuffles. I am always devyn
05:17
<
devyn >
nuck: devin goes devin → eboy → devin → eman/jr/whatever
05:17
<
nuck >
devyn: No, the tab order shuffles because weechat uses last-spoken
05:17
<
devyn >
then don't use the tab order
05:17
<
devyn >
my name is fucking short
05:17
<
devyn >
you suck nuck
05:17
<
devyn >
you suck big fucking hairy cocks
05:17
devyn is now known as DEVYN
05:17
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
who the fuck is duckinator
05:18
<
DEVYN >
big. fucking. hairy. cocks.
05:18
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE IN MY CHANNEL THAT I DON'T KNOW
05:18
<
nuck >
-34 donald duck @ DEVYN
05:18
<
DEVYN >
idk sometimes they just appear
05:18
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
abumirqaan!?! What kind of name is abumirqaan?
05:18
<
nuck >
MAKE IT WORK ELLIOTT
05:18
<
nuck >
WHY IS IT NOT LINKING DEVYN DONALD DUCK PORN
05:18
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
oh SHIT
05:18
purr has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
05:18
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
that broke
*bad*
05:18
<
DEVYN >
lol ELLIOTTCABLE, skilled as always
05:19
<
prophile >
needs more right alignment
05:19
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
'k, purr is on a short hiatus right now, because I've got my fingers deep in his steamy guts, and I can't start him back up now that I've killed him without some complex git stashery.
05:19
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
<3 prophile
05:19
<
devin >
-find nooooooooooooooooo
05:19
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
hahahahahaha
05:19
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I can try to imitate him for you
05:20
<
DEVYN >
prophile: lol what were you referencing there
05:20
eccloud is now known as purr
05:20
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
my crazy code being inferior
05:20
<
prophile >
elliott: as in you're going to disconnect next time someone starts a line with a dash?
05:20
<
purr >
Uh, nothing, uh, found
05:20
<
devin >
purr: you sure?
05:21
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I might suck at being a bot :x
05:21
<
DEVYN >
-find saddam's WMDs
05:21
<
prophile >
DEVYN: it made slightly less sense when I said it than in my head
05:21
<
DEVYN >
-find osama bin laden
05:21
<
devin >
ELLIOTTCABLE: find lies
05:21
<
purr >
sephr: sephr
05:21
purr is now known as eccloud
05:21
<
devin >
-find enlightenment
05:21
<
DEVYN >
-find every terrorist ever including the future
05:21
<
eccloud >
fuck this
05:21
<
eccloud >
devin: /nick purr
05:21
<
eccloud >
you can carry the torch while I code
05:21
DEVYN is now known as purr
05:21
<
prophile >
see my thought process went something like crash -> bug in elliott's code -> elliott's attention to detail -> elliott's coding style -> idiosynchrasies -> right alignment
05:21
<
purr >
I am now purr
05:22
<
eccloud >
you were always purr
05:22
<
eccloud >
DEVYN WAS A LIE
05:22
<
devin >
this latency sucks
05:22
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
hahahaha
05:22
<
devin >
-find masturbation
05:22
<
devin >
-perform masturbation
05:23
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
bbl food
05:23
<
purr >
Nothing happens.
05:23
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
purr'll have to wait
05:23
<
devin >
-and then there were the = robot addentnas helping
05:24
<
prophile >
but why won't you get to work you magnificent and rich yet lazy bastard
05:24
<
sephr >
-and there were the
05:24
<
sephr >
-find addentnas
05:24
<
sephr >
-find robot
05:24
<
prophile >
gabe newell face
05:24
<
prophile >
i really should get more sleep
05:24
<
purr >
sephr: Found: and then there were the
05:24
<
devin >
-find and then there were the
05:25
<
prophile >
i'm pretty sure gabe newell is five people stuffed into a now very overstretched john lennon costume
05:25
<
purr >
devin: robot addentnas helping
05:25
devin is now known as purr2
05:25
<
sephr >
how come it didnt tell me what and then there were the
05:25
<
nuck >
prophile: what.
05:25
<
sephr >
-and then there were the
05:25
<
purr2 >
sephr: fuck you
05:25
<
nuck >
That is going in purr when purr comes back
05:26
<
purr >
sephr: robot addentnas helping
05:26
<
purr2 >
finally, command not found
05:26
* sephr
can die happy having his fix of robot addentnas helping
05:26
<
purr2 >
die happy, command not found
05:26
<
purr >
< prophile> i'm pretty sure gabe newell is five people stuffed into a now very overstretched john lennon costume
05:26
<
sephr >
oh cool everything i say is executed
05:27
<
purr2 >
must run as root
05:27
<
micahjohnston >
robot addentnas
05:27
<
micahjohnston >
-there were the
05:27
<
purr2 >
access granted
05:27
<
purr2 >
deleted `/`
05:27
<
micahjohnston >
-and then there were the
05:27
<
sephr >
if purr2 says anything else it is a liar
05:27
<
micahjohnston >
-white goo
05:27
purr2 is now known as purr3
05:28
<
purr >
micahjohnston: robot addentnas helping
05:28
<
purr3 >
micahjohnston: dripping down my screen
05:28
<
purr >
micahjohnston: dreeping down my strema
05:28
<
purr >
< IamTash> what's klined, hobbits?
05:28
<
sephr >
down your scream
05:28
purr3 is now known as purr4
05:28
<
prophile >
multiple purrs leads to an unbreakable lol cycle
05:29
<
micahjohnston >
-bot
05:29
<
purr4 >
++++ ec does the robot
05:30
<
purr >
sorry I'm not feeling particularly turing complete right now
05:32
* whitequark
kicks purr
05:33
<
purr4 >
SYSTEM FAILURE
05:33
* whitequark
scratches purr4 behind her ears
05:33
* whitequark
continues
05:33
* purr4
rr-r-rrr-rrr-r-rrrrrr-rride me like a rodea
05:34
sephr is now known as purr-
05:34
purr is now known as devyn
05:35
purr- is now known as purr
05:35
<
purr >
hey use the -paypal command
05:35
<
purr >
its -paypal [username] [password]
05:35
<
purr >
im linked up to ec's bank account
05:35
<
devyn >
-paypal sueprawesomechick4 hunter2
05:35
<
purr >
i'll money in your paypal
05:35
<
whitequark >
-paypal whitequark@whitequark.org VO33qGPMUrCZ5I66
05:35
purr4 is now known as devin
05:36
<
purr >
it worked fine
05:36
<
devyn >
awesome thank you ;)
05:36
<
purr >
whitequark: a deposit of 500 elliottbucks is on the way
05:36
<
whitequark >
purr: eggcellent
05:37
<
purr >
-paypal me@ell.io NlXUhB5HuJpwAW2GNk9s -$10000
05:37
<
purr >
woah free money
05:38
<
purr >
it just keeps adding more and more to my elliottstash
05:38
<
devyn >
dude what if ELLIOTTCABLE secretly has infinite money
05:38
purr is now known as sephr
05:38
<
sephr >
devyn: he doesnt want us talking about that on public irc
05:39
<
sephr >
i dont want him to ███████ my ████ again :(
05:39
<
whitequark >
[redacted]
05:39
<
sephr >
last time we leaked ██████ █████████ information he ██████ ██████ ███████
05:40
<
sephr >
ELLIOTTCABLE: forgive us
05:40
<
devyn >
meh I'm not scared of the
05:40
<
sephr >
devyn: is no laughing matter
05:40
<
sephr >
oh you used whitespace and color codes
05:41
<
sephr >
use █ like all of the cool kids
05:41
<
sephr >
it shows up in color-stripped logs properly
05:41
<
devyn >
so? this is more entertaining
05:42
* sephr
reverses all elliottbucks transactions
05:42
<
devin >
-paypal eboyjr14@gmail.com ©Öj}feÊwAa¨}¾ß¤KÅ¡èCµ4HRßhÈ%ä
05:42
<
devin >
reverse this transaction
05:42
* devyn
ungrajicjam t' wasiiya
05:42
<
sephr >
nobody will be recieving elliottrefunds
05:42
<
devin >
-paypal :from eboyjr14@gmail.com ©Öj}feÊwAa¨}¾ß¤KÅ¡èCµ4HRßhÈ%ä :to me@ell.io
05:43
* devyn
a go an ra:is n 'at
05:43
<
sephr >
brb chrome os irc ftw
05:44
sephr has quit [Quit: Leaving]
05:44
<
devyn >
fyi baltan: xa-im zkoxIN tu zko xit ra-is na-u
05:45
sephr-space has joined #elliottcable
05:45
<
sephr-space >
ctcp version my master race irc client all you want
05:45
<
sephr-space >
youll never match its glory
05:46
<
devyn >
sephr-space: my ctcp version doesn't show any glory because I'm running irc on linux on a server that I'm ssh'd into from a linux VM running Xmonad on a Windows 8 host
05:46
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
oh my god what have i wrought
05:46
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
~sephrspac@...
05:46
<
devyn >
ELLIOTTCABLE: haha you knew it would happen
05:46
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
sephr-spac.
05:46
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
sure is pretty accurate, at least
05:46
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
facetiming the now-again-girlfriend, then fixing purr.
05:47
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
try not to do any permenant damage while I'm gone, mmmkay?
05:49
<
devin >
-i want purr back
05:49
<
sephr-space >
devin: its okay i asked him if he removed the backdoor and he didnt
05:50
<
sephr-space >
he probably didnt even realize there was one
05:50
<
sephr-space >
thats what he gets for not reading the documentation that clearly states there is a backdoor
05:50
<
devin >
alright well that's one plus
05:52
<
sephr-space >
when the nsa contacted me about making a rootkit disguised as an irc bot i thought they were crazy
05:52
<
sephr-space >
i was so wrong
05:52
<
sephr-space >
pretty much living on nsa funding now
05:54
<
devyn >
the NSA is interested in ELLIOTTCABLE because he has infinite money
05:54
<
devyn >
and they want to know how
05:59
* sephr-space
prints more bitcoins at 0 energy cost in his reversible computing machine
06:01
<
sephr-space >
devyn: what do i do with all of this money?
06:02
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
buy drugs and other cryptocurrencies
06:02
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
okay
06:02
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
back to purr.
06:06
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
what I'm gonna do:
06:06
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
tag newlines together as a
*single expression* with void, the same hack files use
06:06
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
|| foo bar
06:06
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
:: baz widget
06:06
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
becoming void (foo bar) (baz widget)
06:06
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
sequential executions within, let's say, thirty minutes will share locals
06:07
<
devyn >
ELLIOTTCABLE: oh ignore what I said then, didn't realize you were talking about paws in the bot
06:09
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
huyh? what'd you say?
06:09
<
devyn >
idk something that didn't make sense
06:10
<
sephr-space >
devyn: dont worry i intercepted it
06:10
<
sephr-space >
he doesnt have to know
06:10
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
so, it'll work just like REPL-Paws, except A) I can't see how I'm going to force it to be sequential, so it'll be concurrent; and B) there can be “multi-line” statements
06:10
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
can we please shut sephr up until he does something useful?
06:10
<
sephr-space >
ELLIOTTCABLE: i might actually help with purr if you made it open source
06:11
<
devyn >
ELLIOTTCABLE: I might but is there a mode on this channel that makes -q ineffective or something?
06:11
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
means purr can hear him
06:11
<
devyn >
because I'm voiced
06:11
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I see a lot of “Couldn't find `hey can you guys hear me`” “Couldn't find `i hacked ur bot`” in our future.
06:11
<
devyn >
that doesn't exactly help lol
06:12
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
op yourself and change the modes
06:12
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
+z isn't mlocked
06:12
<
devyn >
23:12:26 [freenode] -!- #elliottcable z zn MODE cannot be set due to channel having an active MLOCK restriction policy
06:13
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
okay
06:13
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
fixed? mebbs?
06:13
<
micahjohnston >
god damnit ELLIOTTCABLE i hate myself
06:13
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
micahjohnston ⑊ Why?
06:13
<
devyn >
what's wrong micahjohnston
06:13
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
you're right devyn, it makes everything look like it's about me
06:13
<
micahjohnston >
same shit about ex girlfriend
06:13
<
micahjohnston >
she said some stuff today
06:13
<
micahjohnston >
anyway
06:13
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
Ugh, privmsg me?
06:13
<
micahjohnston >
just want to forget about it4
06:13
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
make music.
06:14
<
micahjohnston >
SO WE FUCK TILL WE COME TO CONCLUSIONS
06:14
<
micahjohnston >
ALL THE THINGS THAT WE THOUGHT WE WERE LOSING
06:14
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
shit.
06:14
<
micahjohnston >
I'M A GHOST AND YOU KNOW THIS
06:14
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I replied to a chubby chick on Twitter.
06:14
<
micahjohnston >
THAT'S WHY WE BROKE UP IN THE FIRST PLACE
06:14
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
She looks mildly twitter-famous.
06:14
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
She's drunk.
06:14
<
micahjohnston >
lol
06:14
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
And now she's drunk-Twitter-hitting on me.
06:14
<
devyn >
keep it up and get famous tit pics
06:15
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
keyword mildly
06:15
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
meaning she has more followers than me
06:15
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
but less than eva
06:15
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
eva's the bottom-limit of true twitter-fame
06:15
<
micahjohnston >
i think i'm going to sit up all night listening to music and coding micahpaws
06:15
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
hey micahjohnston
06:15
<
devyn >
blackmail her with tit pics when she sobers up
06:15
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
do you wanna talk design-stuff?
06:15
<
micahjohnston >
sure yeah
06:15
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
it honestly might be more distracting then coding.
06:15
<
micahjohnston >
yeah
06:15
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
well, if you'll give me a few minutes to get purr wrapped up here, I'd love to talk about something we've never really talked about before: distribution.
06:16
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
also, what language are you doing micahpaws in? Haskell?
06:16
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
might be a good opportunity to learn Rust.
06:16
<
micahjohnston >
hm yeha
06:16
<
micahjohnston >
i have no idea
06:16
* devyn
is now an opencl pseudo-expert btw :D
06:16
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
invited drunkchubby in here.
06:16
<
micahjohnston >
maybe C or some shit
06:16
<
micahjohnston >
rust would be good
06:16
<
devyn >
ELLIOTTCABLE: why
06:16
<
nuck >
Just got into What.CD
06:16
<
devyn >
nuck: hahahaha
06:16
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
WOOT
06:16
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
Just got into Woot.com
06:17
<
devyn >
nuck: have fun trying to keep up your ratio
06:17
<
nuck >
Took... 5 hours of waiting in line and then a 3 hour interview
06:17
<
nuck >
devyn: I've learned a few tricks from /g/
06:17
<
nuck >
Namely, you download FLAC and reupload as 320 and V0
06:17
<
micahjohnston >
oh god i'm listening to my chemical romance
06:17
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
nuck ⑊ a line? wat.
06:17
<
devyn >
nuck: oh yeah I haven't done that yet but I knew about that :p
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
micahjohnston ⑊ you're obviously in a terrible situation
06:17
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
micahjohnston ⑊ you'd better stop NOW
06:17
<
micahjohnston >
lol
06:17
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devyn >
nuck: most of the upload I have was from one original I actually had
06:17
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
oh, look, it's the card-girl
06:17
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jessicard >
why pack when i can irc
06:17
<
nuck >
devyn: It's basically the same setup as animebyt.es
06:18
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
shit
06:18
<
jessicard >
i will literally pay any of you to come over and pack for me
06:18
<
nuck >
You will never get ratio from actually downloading and seeding
06:18
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
no bot to send offensive porn to her
06:18
<
devyn >
nuck: wtf's animebyt.es
06:18
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
fuck me I need to get him back on line NOW
06:18
<
jessicard >
i was promised porn
06:18
<
nuck >
devyn: It's a private tracker for anime stuffs
06:18
<
devyn >
what's wrong with nyaa.eu
06:18
<
nuck >
AnimeBytes is more along the lines of BakaBT: full completed series in amazing quality, BDrips, etc.
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
that was way easier than I expected.
06:19
<
nuck >
So you get 1080p 10bit H.264 with FLAC audio
06:19
<
devyn >
well you can get all that on nyaa.eu if you want
06:19
<
nuck >
devyn: yes but these come in single torrents :P
06:19
<
nuck >
And are healthier after a long period
06:19
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
oh my god are you talking about anime ಠ_ಠ
06:19
<
devyn >
yes that's true
06:19
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
-34 Mulan @ jessicard
06:19
<
devyn >
ELLIOTTCABLE: no, pirating stuff
06:19
<
purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE: (You're a dick.)
06:19
<
jessicard >
i have not drank enough bottles for this
06:19
<
devyn >
ELLIOTTCABLE: in general
06:20
<
nuck >
Dat futanari, ELLIOTTCABLE
06:20
<
jessicard >
at least i know its mulan
06:20
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nuck >
devyn: this is my second private tracker and my third "private" tracker.
06:20
<
devyn >
-34 dolan @ nuck
06:20
<
purr >
devyn: (You're a dick.)
06:20
<
nuck >
-34 horn ducks
06:20
<
purr >
nuck: ... if you had any sense, you wouldn't have asked.
06:20
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
What the FUCK is that.
06:20
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devyn >
lol the dolan 34 is hilarious
06:21
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
Hello, jessicard.
06:21
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
Welcome to #ELLIOTTCABLE.
06:21
<
nuck >
-r34 rule 34
06:21
<
devyn >
-34 jessicard
06:21
<
nuck >
ELLIOTTCABLE: Does it have a reply for no posts?
06:21
<
devyn >
ELLIOTTCABLE: did it broke again
06:21
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
nuck ⑊ nope
06:21
<
jessicard >
things are going grate
06:21
<
nuck >
should fix dat
06:21
<
devyn >
-34 rule 34
06:22
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purr >
devyn: ... if you had any sense, you wouldn't have asked.
06:22
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
jessicard ⑊ Then you should grab them before they fall in.
06:22
<
jessicard >
that took me way too long to process
06:22
<
jessicard >
therefore
06:22
<
jessicard >
more wine
06:22
<
devyn >
nuck: oh my god it's actually a rule 34 rule 34
06:22
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
nuck ⑊ well-meta'd, friend. well-meta'd.
06:23
<
devyn >
also that looks like the girl from bioshock infinite
06:23
<
devyn >
and that's the reaction she'd have, for sure
06:23
<
devyn >
followed by killing him
06:23
<
devyn >
-34 elliott
06:23
<
purr >
devyn: ... if you had any sense, you wouldn't have asked.
06:24
<
jessicard >
this is definitely the most porn ive looked at in at least 15 minutes
06:24
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
jessicard ⑊ Who are you and what do you do
06:24
<
devyn >
-34 grapefruit @ nuck
06:24
<
nuck >
You guys missed it
06:24
<
nuck >
I watched boku no pico earlier
06:24
<
nuck >
The original shotacon hentai anime
06:24
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
Shit. SHIT. Guys. New purr feature we *need*.
06:24
<
devyn >
was it good? should I see it?
06:24
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jessicard >
ELLIOTTCABLE: i am jessica i am a software dev also a pro packer
06:24
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
We need a Cards Against Humanity wat
06:24
<
nuck >
devyn: It's *terrible*. Every time they cum it sounds like a wet fart
06:24
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
jessicard ⑊ orly.
06:24
<
devyn >
jessicard: if you're a pro packer then why do you want us to pack for you
06:25
<
devyn >
nuck: haha brilliant
06:25
<
jessicard >
to teach you guise my ways
06:25
<
nuck >
devyn: And an old barkeep tries to get a customer to fuck his grandson.
06:25
<
nuck >
Who is like 8
06:25
<
devyn >
that's interesting
06:25
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
jessicard ⑊ what do you write?
06:25
<
nuck >
It's just so absurd.
06:25
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
devyn ⑊ man, why did you start him talking about this again?
06:25
* devyn
would go all psychologist on that shit
06:25
<
devyn >
ELLIOTTCABLE: I have no clue
06:25
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-headdesk
06:25
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-find headdesk
06:25
<
purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE: Could not find `headdesk`.
06:25
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-find desk
06:25
<
purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE: Could not find `desk`.
06:25
<
jessicard >
ELLIOTTCABLE: web apps, currently doing JS framework stuff, some rails stuff, blah blah blaahahhggh
06:25
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
fuck you purr
06:26
<
devyn >
definitely blah blah blaahahahahhghhh
06:26
<
nuck >
Rails is the best
06:26
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
jessicard ⑊ a few Ruby and/or JS devs in here.
06:26
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
nobody who likes Rails, though.
06:26
<
nuck >
You're a feg if you don't liek rails
06:26
<
devyn >
I'm an everything dev
06:26
<
jessicard >
shit who are you people
06:26
<
micahjohnston >
TO JOOOINN THE BLACK PARADE
06:26
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
pretty sure we're fairly united on the anti-Rails, anti-PHP front.
06:26
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
jessicard ⑊ these are my minions.
06:26
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
Minions, bow.
06:26
<
nuck >
ELLIOTTCABLE: Well, I sorta have a love-hate relationship with rails
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06:26
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devyn >
ELLIOTTCABLE: not completely, nuck actually likes rails and Navarr actually likes PHP
06:26
<
nuck >
I love that I can get a year of Node work done in a week of rails
06:26
<
devyn >
ELLIOTTCABLE: it's a conspiracy of names that start with N
06:27
<
nuck >
But I hate the dirty dirty feeling of Rails
06:27
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
Navarr doesn't count no matter
*what* you're counting, and nuck's fuckin' nuck.
06:27
<
devyn >
micahjohnston: lol well timed
06:27
<
nuck >
It just feels disgusting
06:27
<
jessicard >
tldr you guys write code gonna drink wine to that
06:27
<
nuck >
I'm more disgusted by Rails than by watching little anime boys getting anally fucked.
06:27
<
jessicard >
finding any excuse tbh
06:27
<
nuck >
This says a lot, I think
06:27
<
nuck >
both about myself and about rails
06:27
<
devyn >
nuck: yeah it says a lot about you...
06:28
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
jessicard ⑊ Here's an #ELLIOTTCABLE drinking game for you.
06:28
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
jessicard ⑊ Drink every time purr says 'lol'.
06:28
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
jessicard ⑊ I play this game all the time.
06:28
<
devyn >
haha that's great
06:28
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-start
06:28
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
not that easy boys ;)
06:28
<
devyn >
oh yeah that's right
06:28
<
nuck >
Now it's just >get elliott drunk
06:28
<
jessicard >
purr where u be bb
06:28
<
devyn >
this.lollable = true
06:28
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
CHEATING
06:29
<
nuck >
GOTTA DRINK ANYWAYS
06:29
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
well, you made
*her* happy
06:29
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
No results for grapefruit
06:29
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
lol'd
06:29
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-loves jessicard
06:29
<
devyn >
ELLIOTTCABLE: that seriously surprises me
06:29
<
purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE: jessicard doesn't love anything :(
06:29
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
but it's all by first-name proper-noun characters and works, devyn
06:29
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
R34-P doesn't categorize by content
06:29
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
... could solve that
06:30
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
... brb solving that
06:30
<
jessicard >
ELLIOTTCABLE: when do you move
06:30
<
jessicard >
ELLIOTTCABLE: why do you move
06:30
<
jessicard >
ELLIOTTCABLE: how do you move should i continue
06:30
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-g North Carolina @ jessicard
06:30
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-g Chicago @ jessicard
06:30
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-g moving truck @ jessicard
06:30
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-g guns @ jessicard
06:30
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-g computers @ jessicard
06:30
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-g roadtrip @ jessicard
06:30
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
like that.
06:30
<
jessicard >
oh dear christ
06:31
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
man, I tried to find grapfruit
06:31
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
and all I got was this nest of cocks.
06:31
<
jessicard >
somebody literally drew that
06:31
<
devyn >
well that's interesting
06:32
<
jessicard >
babbys first hentai
06:32
<
devyn >
jessicard: people draw strange shit. you were in high school once surely
06:32
<
jessicard >
currently in middle school :(
06:32
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
devyn: are you implying
*you* were drawing nests of cocks in high-school?
06:32
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN
06:32
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
waaaaaaait
06:32
<
devyn >
ELLIOTTCABLE: no, but I knew of people who drew odd things
06:32
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
now I know where I know you
06:33
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
you're a friend of wifiwidow's.
06:33
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
are you another rockford middleschooler?
06:33
<
jessicard >
we have spoken on twitter like 4 times
06:33
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
ah okay, phew
06:33
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
can't handle any more rockford in my vicinity
06:33
<
devyn >
middle school and you're drinking? where the fuck does middle school end there
06:33
<
jessicard >
i dont even know wtf rockford is
06:33
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
maybe she was held back.
06:34
<
jessicard >
killin it
06:34
<
jessicard >
fill my sippy cup
06:34
<
devyn >
grade 12? middle school ends at grade 12? wat
06:34
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
@thrillbo: bet the guy who discovered centipedes was drowning in babes up until the guy down the street found a millipede
06:34
<
jessicard >
wait who are you people on twitter
06:34
<
jessicard >
twitter roll call
06:34
<
micahjohnston >
ELLIOTTCABLE: hahaha
06:34
<
devyn >
jessicard: I never understand this shit; we don't have middle school here
06:34
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I entered highschool at age 12
06:34
<
micahjohnston >
jessicard: @micahrjohnston
06:34
<
jessicard >
gotta figure this out
06:34
<
micahjohnston >
yeah i have a middle initial
06:34
<
jessicard >
help the buzzed girl
06:34
<
micahjohnston >
i'm late to the party
06:34
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
jessicard ⑊ they'rea ll there
06:35
<
devyn >
lol including me
06:35
<
devyn >
who tweets like
06:35
<
devyn >
once in sometimes
06:35
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
there we go
06:35
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
shit who the fuck is katie hasse
06:35
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
THAT IS NOT A REGULAR
06:35
* ELLIOTTCABLE
removes with extreme prejudice
06:35
<
devyn >
surely you added whoever that was?
06:35
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
konstantin hasse
06:36
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
but I added @khasse, who turned out to be some fuckin' nobody
06:36
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
oops'd
06:36
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
what the fuck ever
06:36
<
devyn >
Christian, marathoner, triathlete, mountain lover, former ski bum, exercise obsessed, lover of good friends, food and wine,
06:37
<
devyn >
that basically describes the most average girl ever
06:37
<
jessicard >
mostly the wine part
06:37
<
devyn >
ELLIOTTCABLE: srsly @horse_gif is a regular
06:38
<
whitequark >
describes most of the bots with markov-generated descriptions that try to follow me
06:38
<
devyn >
-find markov
06:38
<
purr >
devyn: Could not find `markov`.
06:38
<
devyn >
where'd that go
06:38
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
right?
06:38
<
jessicard >
hey purr
06:38
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-find chain
06:38
<
purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE: Found: purr, whodat, what are you?, what do you do?, and chainsaw
06:38
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-whodat
06:39
<
jessicard >
omg purr you suck
06:39
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
hey jessicard
06:39
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I'm writing you a drinking game
06:39
<
jessicard >
this is the best night
06:39
<
jessicard >
holy shit i need to pack
06:39
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
no you need tod rink
06:39
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
why the fuck is an 11 year old packing
06:39
<
devyn >
<micahjohnston> somebody should get a large corpus of english text in IPA
06:39
<
devyn >
and markov-chain it to a text-to-speech
06:39
<
jessicard >
drink with me irc
06:39
<
devyn >
that's what it was
06:39
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
she should be drinking
06:39
<
jessicard >
bcuz we growin up early these dayz
06:40
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
jessicard ⑊ what're you drinking? If it's not hard liquor or craft beer, NAWP.
06:40
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I'm picky.
06:40
<
jessicard >
its wine fuck
06:40
<
jessicard >
have you not SEEN MY TWEETS TONIGHT ELLIOTT
06:40
<
devyn >
I'll have rum
06:40
<
jessicard >
real talk im only drinking so i can pack less
06:41
<
jessicard >
its working in more ways than one
06:41
<
devyn >
efficiency++
06:41
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06:41
<
jessicard >
bye purr
06:41
<
jessicard >
rip purr
06:41
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06:42
<
jessicard >
real talk it was a mistake inviting me here
06:42
<
devyn >
ELLIOTTCABLE: quick what unusual language should I learn next
06:42
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
real talk we're gonna play a game
06:42
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
devyn ⑊ learn E and tell me if it's any good
06:42
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-game
06:42
<
jessicard >
oh gurl
06:42
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
shit
06:42
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-play
06:42
<
purr >
Let's play a game. It works like this:
06:42
<
purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE: DRINK!
06:42
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
oh fu
06:42
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-stop
06:42
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-start
06:42
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-play @ jessicard
06:42
<
purr >
Let's play a game. It works like this:
06:42
<
purr >
jessicard: DRINK!
06:43
<
jessicard >
am i winning
06:43
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
we'll find out soon enough.
06:43
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
index 95c066a..b931067 100644
06:43
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
--- i/purr.js
06:43
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
+++ w/purr.js
06:43
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
- context.channel.send("lol");
06:43
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
+ context.channel.send(this.drinkable? "DRINK!" : "lol");
06:44
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
SHUT UP PURR I DON'T EVEN HAVE A GLASS YET
06:44
<
jessicard >
omg GET ON MY LEVEL
06:44
<
jessicard >
is anyone else playing
06:45
<
micahjohnston >
ELLIOTTCABLE: delimited continautions diagonal execution
06:45
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I'm sure prophile will;
06:45
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
and devyn might.
06:45
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
audy ⑊ ARE YOU DRINKING WITH US
06:45
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
or yrashk
06:46
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
devyn stop doing science too me i am trying to get drunk with this chick
06:46
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
atomic force microscope!?
06:46
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
that's a fucking thing!?
06:46
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
where do I buy one?
06:46
<
micahjohnston >
i don't have alcohol in this house
06:46
<
micahjohnston >
next time i have access to alcohol i will not be on irc
06:47
<
devyn >
dude it probably has to have a vibration-proof room all to itself
06:47
<
micahjohnston >
so i won't be playing this game in the near future :p
06:47
<
jessicard >
that just looks like rdios new player splotches
06:47
<
jessicard >
micah are you also twelve
06:47
<
devyn >
jessicard: micah's parents are mormon
06:47
<
jessicard >
sorry micah
06:47
<
jessicard >
rip micah
06:47
<
micahjohnston >
moving away to college in <3 months
06:47
<
jessicard >
omg wait
06:47
<
jessicard >
you are literally young
06:48
<
jessicard >
how old are you
06:48
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
this is a pedophile channel silly jessicard
06:48
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
we like 'em young
06:48
<
jessicard >
i fit in well here
06:48
<
devyn >
hell I'm still 16
06:48
<
devyn >
my birthday's in a few days
06:49
<
jessicard >
you are joking right
06:49
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
devyn and micahjohnston are both young
06:49
<
jessicard >
ELLIOTT THERE IS PORN IN HERE THESE ARE CHILDREN
06:49
<
jessicard >
etc etc
06:49
<
devyn >
children enjoy porn too
06:49
<
micahjohnston >
i'm 18 in less than a month lol
06:49
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
wait until you see what Nuck does.
06:49
<
jessicard >
wait how old are you elliott
06:49
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
oh fuck
06:49
<
jessicard >
jesus christ
06:49
<
jessicard >
DRINKING
06:49
<
nuck >
-back @ jessicard
06:50
<
jessicard >
omg thx purr <3<3
06:50
<
jessicard >
wait are any of you gonna be at jquery conf
06:50
<
nuck >
>using jquery
06:50
<
devyn >
micahjohnston: that's nice, you can be 18 and almost nothing will change yay
06:50
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
What, you raisin' the average age of this channel?
06:50
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
oh man, fuck this shit. I remember liking the 18-year. ಠ_ಠ
06:51
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devyn >
except suddenly you're an "adult" which is mostly meaningless
06:51
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jessicard >
elliott youre young too
06:51
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jessicard >
im surprised
06:51
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
I'm gonna go pour this down the drain.
06:51
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
jessicard ⑊ What, how old're you?
06:51
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jessicard >
i mean im younger than you but im generally the babby
06:51
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
and no, I don't do confs, unless they're where I already am
06:51
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
TAKING VOTES
06:51
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
does purr do votes? purr must do votes.
06:52
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
18-year glenfiddich or 21-year glenlivet, 'cause they're the only scotches in the house
06:52
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devyn >
ELLIOTTCABLE: generally you want to start with something weaker otherwise it just tastes like alcohol
06:52
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
and everything else is sweet-ass mixing liquor
06:52
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
I ain't shooting frangelico with you people
06:52
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jessicard >
come on
06:52
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jessicard >
i am offended
06:52
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
devyn ⑊ fuck that, you don't lead scotch with something “weaker.”
06:52
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devyn >
not very much
06:52
<
devyn >
just a little
06:52
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
PURR I'M WORKING ON IT
06:52
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
devyn you can't do that
06:52
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
only purr gets to do that
06:53
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
also did you like my game? I made a game. it took one line of code.
06:53
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
it's great.
06:53
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jessicard >
its perfect
06:53
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jessicard >
its all i wanted
06:53
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
not you, devyn
06:53
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
he's the dude who maintains purr
06:53
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
kinda
06:53
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
or used to
06:53
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
or something
06:53
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
DEVYN MY GAME IS GREAT AGREE WITH ME
06:53
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jessicard >
the fact im drinking when an irc bot tells me to is concerning
06:53
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
:: fuck you
06:53
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devyn >
ELLIOTTCABLE: what game
06:53
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jessicard >
also that im not packing that is concerning
06:53
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devyn >
jessicard: this is basically how this channel works
06:54
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devyn >
and you don't get off
06:54
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
welcome.
06:54
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
either that, or you get on, and you
*do* get off.
06:54
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devyn >
welcome. (for eternity.)
06:54
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
jessicard ⑊ Where's this conf? and where do you live?
06:54
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jessicard >
devyn i cant talk to you ill get arrested
06:54
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jessicard >
i live in denver, moving to SF in 2 days
06:54
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
generalities. I realize you're talking to a roomfull of IRC anons.
06:54
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devyn >
jessicard: shh I won't tell
06:54
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
wait.
06:54
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
DUDE
06:54
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
HIGH-FIVE
06:55
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
also, I just came through denver for the first time
06:55
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jessicard >
thanks for saying hi jerkoff
06:55
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
actually, by “just” I now mean, like, a month and a half, or two
06:55
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
no problem <3
06:55
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jessicard >
cool awesome great
06:55
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
going to vail
06:55
<
jessicard >
oh shit
06:55
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jessicard >
take me
06:55
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
why SF? new job?
06:55
<
jessicard >
.. 2 months ago
06:55
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
was good times
06:55
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jessicard >
yeah pretty much
06:55
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jessicard >
wanted a change of pace
06:56
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
was basically my vail experience
06:56
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devyn >
ELLIOTTCABLE: hot damn can I just, like
06:56
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devyn >
teleport to that moment
06:57
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jessicard >
fuck off
06:57
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jessicard >
ril mad
06:57
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
devyn ⑊ it was excellent. Spent hours by the fire in a ridiculously high-end hotel reading to myself.
06:57
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jessicard >
whyd you go?
06:57
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
god, she's basically a slightly-older-and-more-talkative brr
06:57
<
jessicard >
whod you go with?
06:57
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jessicard >
who is brr do they suck
06:57
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devyn >
how old is brr anyway
06:57
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
I feel like brr is the violently unnatural offspring of jessicard and wifiwidow
06:57
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jessicard >
oh brr is in here
06:57
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jessicard >
hi brr!
06:58
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devyn >
she may or may not say anything
06:58
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
brr never responds except to tell you that you're rude )'=
06:58
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
and brr is like twelve and transfemale
06:58
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
or something the details are fuzzy
06:58
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
it has something to do with ASCII giraffes
06:58
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devyn >
lol who knows
06:58
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jessicard >
i am some of those numbers and words tooo
06:58
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devyn >
she's pretty nice though
06:58
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jessicard >
OKAY PURR
06:58
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
man I forgot to wait for purr
06:58
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
and am now already half a thumb in
06:58
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
I SUCK AT THIS GAME
06:59
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
OR MAYBE ROCK AT IT
06:59
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devyn >
gorf gorf gorf
06:59
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
gorfs
06:59
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
put me on gorf
06:59
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jessicard >
devyn have you ever drank
06:59
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jessicard >
devyn do you know what alcohol is
06:59
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
don't ask him that shush
06:59
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jessicard >
sorry devyn
06:59
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
he's in canada
06:59
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
they don't drink anything but melted snow
06:59
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jessicard >
omg im from alaska so that is irrelevent but
06:59
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
don't corrupt his adorable, innocent northern mind
06:59
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
WHAT.
06:59
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
NO WAY.
06:59
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devyn >
lol ELLIOTTCABLE is from alaska too
06:59
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jessicard >
wait really
06:59
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
Anchorage, born 'n raised. Moved out three years ago.
06:59
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jessicard >
oh my fuck
06:59
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
In north carolina temporarily.
06:59
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jessicard >
im from eagle river bro
07:00
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
DUDE HIGH FIVE
07:00
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
BUT WAIT
07:00
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
BUT WAIT
07:00
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
we have to get a running start
07:00
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
go over there
07:00
jessicard was kicked from #elliottcable by ELLIOTTCABLE [THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE]
07:00
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
that was mildly exciting
07:00
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
and it also got me drunk
07:00
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
damn you, purr, you are an excellent drinking-game
07:00
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-stop
07:00
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-start
07:01
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devyn >
sound sounds so much better when speakers are getting the proper input
07:01
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nuck >
^ PS take a drink
07:02
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
nopenope
07:02
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
the drinking game is now official
07:02
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
you have to start it with -play
07:02
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purr >
Let's play a game. It works like this:
07:02
<
purr >
nuck: DRINK!
07:02
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devyn >
lol best introduction ever
07:02
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micahjohnston >
well i should probably sleep actually
07:02
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devyn >
++ ELLIOTTCABLE
07:02
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purr >
Let it be known that devyn loves ELLIOTTCABLE.
07:02
<
micahjohnston >
gnight
07:02
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micahjohnston >
<3 baths
07:02
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purr >
Let it be known that micahjohnston hearts baths.
07:03
<
purr >
Let it be known that nuck hearts showers.
07:03
<
devyn >
but you're a neckbear
07:03
<
nuck >
My neck is a motherfucking grizzly
07:03
<
devyn >
this channel makes me so fucking giggly
07:05
<
nuck >
It's the fumes
07:06
<
devyn >
yeah coming out my ass
07:06
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I blame everything that I am, on jeannicolas
07:06
<
devyn >
nuck: oh this really stereotypical behind-on-everything-engineer guy who I knew from highschool fb messages me one day:
07:07
<
devyn >
nuck: "hey there delilah what's it like in your vagina"
07:08
<
devyn >
what am I doing awake
07:08
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purr\GH >
purr/master dcbcc43 elliottcable: No tinysong under quiet-mode.
07:08
<
purr\GH >
purr/master 33677cf elliottcable: OMG DRINKING GAME
07:08
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purr\GH >
purr/master 11ea7c9 elliottcable: Removing code-paste timeout, for the most part.
07:08
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
-stop
07:08
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-start
07:08
<
devyn >
drink ELLIOTTCABLE
07:09
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
already did
07:09
<
devyn >
drink through your hair
07:09
<
devyn >
drink through your soul
07:09
<
devyn >
drink through your blood
07:09
<
devyn >
become an ANIMAAAAL
07:10
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
I DON'T KNOW HOW PAWWS EXPRESSIONS WORK
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jessicard >
IS THE GAME STILL GOING
07:12
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purr >
Let's play a game. It works like this:
07:12
<
purr >
devyn: DRINK!
07:12
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jessicard >
weeeeee
07:12
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
shit.
07:12
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I'm pretty fuckin' inebirated. Already.
07:12
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I need to pour myself some more, but I don't want anymore of this.
07:12
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jessicard >
awww princess
07:12
<
devyn >
lol you lightweight
07:12
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
FUCK DEVYN
07:13
<
jessicard >
fuck finished my wine fuck
07:13
<
jessicard >
brb gotta get more
07:13
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I can hit ... a barrel-proof bourbon which'll probably kill me, or the 21y
07:13
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
WHICH WHICH WHICH
07:13
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devyn >
>> Math.random()*2 | 0
07:13
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purr >
devyn: (number) 0
07:13
<
devyn >
the bourbon
07:14
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
fuck you
07:14
<
jessicard >
50/50 wait
07:14
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
the scotch it is
07:16
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I was supposed to be doing something mildly productive with purr ...
07:16
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devyn >
wow that looks so pretty
07:16
<
jessicard >
pour it elliott
07:16
<
jessicard >
pour it
07:16
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
liquor usually is, devyn
07:16
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
why do you think I like it so very, very much?
07:16
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
look at all Bruichladdich's releases
07:17
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
omg the designs make me pee myself
07:17
<
jessicard >
i was supposed to 1) pack tonight 2) finish a story in tracker
07:17
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
tracker what is that
07:17
<
jessicard >
i drank wine
07:17
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
it doesn't matter it's not alcoholic
07:17
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
♪ Jimmy!
07:17
<
purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE is listening to “The Middle”, by Jimmy Eat World
07:17
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
fuckin' what
07:17
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
no I'm not
07:17
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
♪ Jimmy, Spose
07:17
<
purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE is listening to “Jimmy!”, by Spose
07:17
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
oh fuck
07:18
<
jessicard >
wait so how do you people know each other
07:18
<
devyn >
♪ Play Ball, Utada Hikaru
07:18
<
purr >
devyn is listening to “06 Play Ball”, by Utada Hikaru
07:18
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
minions
07:18
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I collect them
07:18
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
and put them in jars
07:18
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
and then make them code for me
07:18
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
ecept they suck pretty bad at that
07:18
<
devyn >
school and work
07:18
* ELLIOTTCABLE
slaps devyn
07:18
<
devyn >
demanding shit
07:18
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
BACK ON YOUR HEADS
07:18
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
okay other-alaskan-wannabe
07:19
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
Last.fm or something?
07:19
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
♪ Stupidfacedd
07:19
<
purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE is listening to “STUPiDFACEDD”, by Wallpaper
07:19
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
THAT SONG HAS AN OCTOTHORPE IN THE NAME
07:19
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
FUCK YOU GROOVESHARK
07:19
<
jessicard >
what are you even saying or doing i am confused
07:19
<
jessicard >
purr can we drink now please
07:19
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
apparently not
07:19
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-purr
07:20
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
he purrs. he's a purr. that's what he does.
07:20
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
purrs.
07:20
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-learn purr = he purrs. he's a purr. that's what he does.
07:20
<
purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE: Learned `purr`.
07:20
<
jessicard >
<3 purr
07:20
<
purr >
Let it be known that jessicard hearts purr.
07:20
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
d'awww
07:20
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
it's love at first beep
07:20
<
jessicard >
bop boop
07:20
<
jessicard >
now im listening to JT
07:21
<
jessicard >
things are going great tonight
07:21
<
jessicard >
never gonna make it to SF
07:21
<
devyn >
ELLIOTTCABLE: for a second I though octothorpe = ⌘
07:21
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
it works like this: you copy-paste the → ♪ ← character
07:21
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
then type the name of the song
07:21
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
♪ Daddy's Little Defect
07:21
<
purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE is listening to “Daddy's Little Defect”, by Sugarcult
07:21
<
jessicard >
what does it do
07:21
<
devyn >
gives a link to the song
07:21
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
IT TELLS US WHAT YOU'RE LISTENING TO
07:21
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
GOD GET WITH THE PROGRAM
07:21
<
jessicard >
meeehhhh
07:21
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
Just do it
07:21
<
jessicard >
not into sharing
07:21
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
JUST DO IT
07:21
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
get on my level
07:21
<
devyn >
-song unicode
07:22
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
devyn ⑊ what even,
07:22
<
jessicard >
♪ pusher love girl
07:22
<
purr >
jessicard is listening to “Pusher Love Girl”, by Justin Timberlake
07:22
<
devyn >
ELLIOTTCABLE: I was curious
07:22
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
oh gods you have terrible taste in music
07:22
<
jessicard >
are you happy
07:22
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I AM SAD
07:22
<
jessicard >
ARE YOU HAPPY ELLIOTT
07:22
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
SADDENDE
07:22
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
fixing the bot
07:22
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
to make sure I'm never sad again
07:22
<
jessicard >
laughing irl this is the worst
07:22
<
devyn >
purr has sentience btw
07:22
<
jessicard >
ive hit a new low
07:22
<
devyn >
I gave her sentience
07:22
<
jessicard >
welp this is creepy
07:22
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
him*
07:23
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
purr's a dude
07:23
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
yew douche
07:23
<
devyn >
at the moment yeah
07:23
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
no, forever
07:23
<
devyn >
but what's he gonna be in a few days
07:23
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
purr's gender is nonvariant
07:23
<
devyn >
ELLIOTTCABLE: gqbrielle is the model for purr
07:23
<
devyn >
oh my god that makes so much sense
07:24
<
devyn >
and why gqbrielle likes purr so much
07:24
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07:25
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devyn >
someone on /r/UnixPorn who uses os x... without any of the graphical stuff that makes OS X itself
07:25
<
devyn >
so basically just branded Darwin
07:26
purr has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
07:26
<
devyn >
or maybe it IS just Darwin
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07:27
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purr has joined #elliottcable
07:27
purr has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
07:27
<
jessicard >
purr whats wrong
07:27
<
jessicard >
wut u doin
07:27
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07:27
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
success
07:27
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
nothing
07:27
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
just making sure I'm never sad again
07:27
<
jessicard >
what have you done
07:28
<
jessicard >
elliott take it back
07:28
<
jessicard >
♪ the cell
07:28
<
purr >
jessicard is listening to “Tainted Love”, by Soft Cell
07:28
<
jessicard >
no i am not
07:28
<
jessicard >
do not lie purr
07:28
<
purr\GH >
purr/master 213833a elliottcable: NEVER SAD AGAIN
07:28
<
jessicard >
I CANT SEE YOUR STUPID COMMIT
07:28
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
IS IT PAWS
07:28
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
IS IT PURR
07:29
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
THEN I DON"T CARE
07:29
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
oh put alocohol in there somewhere
07:29
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-start
07:29
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-play @ jessicard
07:29
<
purr >
Let's play a game. It works like this:
07:29
<
purr >
jessicard: DRINK!
07:29
<
devyn >
it's a POSIX-compliant OS made from scratch that looks really pretty now o.o
07:29
<
jessicard >
weee okay
07:29
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
the fucking titlebar thing is in moonspeak
07:29
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
so much ew
07:29
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
oooo nyancat
07:29
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
now I care
07:30
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
♪ Don't Look Back, Boston
07:30
<
purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE is listening to “Don't Look Back”, by Boston
07:30
* ELLIOTTCABLE
rocks out
07:30
<
devyn >
no GPU acceleration
07:30
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
Okay. Hi, jessicard.
07:30
<
devyn >
(obviously)
07:30
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
Welcome back. Sorry, I was distracted.
07:31
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
Now I'm less-distracted, and a little sobererer, 'cause purr sucks at this game
07:31
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
damnit, it's so much less fun with devyn knows how the game works, but doesn't drink with us
07:32
<
devyn >
I have school tomorrow at fucking eight
07:32
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
too bad
07:32
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I have tomorrow tomorrow at fucking eight
07:32
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
one-up't
07:32
<
devyn >
I'm so jealous of you ELLIOTTCABLE
07:32
<
jessicard >
i feel dirty
07:32
<
jessicard >
i am WORKING AND MOVING YOU FUCKS
07:32
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
Nope
07:32
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
You're drinking. With us.
07:32
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
*While* we work.
07:33
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
Lips're numb. Good sign.
07:33
<
devyn >
jessicard: oh I work too. marketing internship. yupp.
07:33
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
<3 scotch
07:33
<
purr >
Let it be known that ELLIOTTCABLE hearts scotch.
07:33
<
jessicard >
current status not working
07:33
<
jessicard >
devyn you code tho right
07:33
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
current tatus wishing there was a web2.0 app to track my tatus
07:33
<
jessicard >
why are you doing that
07:33
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
devyn is smaaaaaart
07:33
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
he knows thiiiiiiiiiiiing
07:33
<
devyn >
my marketing internship is coding
07:33
<
jessicard >
oh thats weird
07:34
<
devyn >
processing contact lists in a myriad of automated ways
07:34
<
jessicard >
i dont get it
07:34
<
jessicard >
instead ill drink
07:34
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
NO WAIT
07:34
<
jessicard >
is the game you say lol
07:34
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
PURR DIDN'T SAY SO
07:34
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
purr ,say so
07:34
<
jessicard >
HOW DOES IT WORK
07:34
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
IT IS A SECKRIT
07:34
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
THE DARK ANALS OF ARTIFICAL INTELLIGENT ARE KEN TO NO WOMAN
07:34
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I MIGHT HAVE MISSPELT SOME OF THAT
07:34
audy has quit [*.net *.split]
07:35
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
wait you are not a bot
*suspicious face*
07:35
<
jessicard >
rip audy
07:35
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
miss you audy
07:35
<
jessicard >
i have ruined your channel
07:35
<
jessicard >
so sry bb
07:35
* ELLIOTTCABLE
laughs
07:35
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
You could
*not* ruin this channel.
07:35
<
devyn >
jessicard: don't worry this channel is always a derailed clusterfuck
07:35
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
At least, anymore than sephr and Nuck already have,
07:35
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
THREE YEARS OF LOGS
07:36
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
SAY OTHERWISE
07:36
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
SAYS*
07:36
<
jessicard >
oh dear god i am tame
07:36
<
jessicard >
i take it back
07:36
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-what
07:36
<
purr >
<devyn> elliottcable: イフィンdもstボアrdがめsとべ利家てゃt.
07:36
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-what
07:36
<
purr >
<incomprehensibly> gqbrielle: I mean the specific mountain goats song
07:36
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-what
07:36
<
purr >
<alexgordon> like a place for really religious salmon to go
07:36
<
jessicard >
lolol wtf
07:36
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-what
07:36
<
purr >
<alexgordon> eboy just had an orgasm aftershock
07:37
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-what
07:37
<
purr >
<vil> I don't actually wear my rug much anymore
07:37
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
THIS IS EVEN MORE THE BEST THING WHEN I'M DRUNK
07:37
<
jessicard >
♪ archangel
07:37
<
purr >
jessicard is listening to “Strength of a Thousand Men”, by Two Steps From Hell
07:37
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
This channel is basically an intellectual vehicle for generating non-sequitur.
07:37
<
devyn >
yeah well I'm giggly as fuck
07:37
<
jessicard >
WHAT IS THIS SHIT ELLIOTT
07:37
<
jessicard >
THAT IS NOT MY SONG
07:37
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
♪ Stay, Hurts
07:37
<
purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE is listening to “Stay”, by Hurts
07:37
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
JESSICA GIVE IT AN ARTIST TOO
07:37
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
IT'S NOT PSYCHIC
07:37
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
THAT'S COMING IN THE NEXT RELEASE
07:37
<
jessicard >
IT SHOULD BE GOD
07:37
<
devyn >
whoa her name is jessica
07:38
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
devynfail.
07:38
<
jessicard >
♪ Archangel, Burial
07:38
<
purr >
jessicard is listening to “Archangel”, by Burial
07:38
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
DUDE.
07:38
<
jessicard >
there u go
07:38
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I LIKE YOU SO MUCH MORE NOW.
07:38
<
devyn >
why can't we have more white people with hipster names like mine
07:38
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
from Justin Timberlake to Burial. Couldn't have made more of a leap in quality.
07:38
<
jessicard >
well someone was talking about JT to me
07:38
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
unfortunately, I follow up that statement with,
07:38
<
jessicard >
so i listened
07:38
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
♪ Moves Like Jagger
07:38
<
purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE is listening to “Moves Like Jagger”, by Maroon 5
07:38
<
jessicard >
now i am not talking to them
07:38
<
jessicard >
so i am listening to burial
07:38
<
jessicard >
oh dear
07:38
* ELLIOTTCABLE
high-fives
07:38
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I was listening to Burial on the way to Wendy's about two hours ago
07:38
<
jessicard >
devyn give me a hipster name
07:39
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
right?
07:39
<
devyn >
jessicard: 21stAppleStreet
07:39
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
ended up at McDonald's instead.
07:39
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
classy as fuck.
07:39
<
jessicard >
devyn that is a bad name try again
07:39
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
McDonald's, a thumb of scotch older than devyn, and hacking on a sentient IRC bot.
07:39
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I'm a classy motherfucker. #obvlsy
07:39
<
jessicard >
wait devyn who are you on the internet again
07:39
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
@devynci
07:39
<
devyn >
I don't post shit
07:40
<
devyn >
github says a lot more about me
07:40
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
COED
07:40
<
jessicard >
you are literally 16 thats cray
07:40
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
COED DORMS
07:40
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
WHERE THEY WRITE THE COEDS
07:40
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
oh dude this song
07:40
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
Pandora threw it at me
07:40
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
and I was all OMG
07:40
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
THIS IS SO WEIRDLY AMAZING
07:40
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
♪ You Learn, Takida
07:40
<
purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE is listening to “You Learn”, by Takida
07:40
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
srsly devyn listen
07:41
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
feels like it's from Mulan or some shit
07:41
<
jessicard >
omg lol
07:41
<
devyn >
ELLIOTTCABLE: lol look at my activity graph. basically no code from Jan - late April
07:41
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I should have activity-graph-hacked a long time ago
07:41
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I'mma go do that
07:41
* ELLIOTTCABLE
nods decisively
07:42
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
it's gonna say
07:42
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
PENIS
07:42
<
devyn >
the fuck did I do on August 2nd, 2012
07:42
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
all-caps
07:42
<
devyn >
57 contributions
07:42
<
jessicard >
♪ Dance Face 2000
07:42
<
purr >
jessicard is listening to “Dance Face 2000”, by Starfucker
07:42
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
bots.js
07:42
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
bots.js
07:42
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
bots.js
07:42
<
devyn >
interesting
07:42
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
bots are like beetlejuice, right?
07:42
<
devyn >
can't exactly remember what that was
07:42
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
purr
07:42
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
purr
07:42
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
purr
07:42
<
devyn >
ELLIOTTCABLE: HAHA
07:42
<
devyn >
ELLIOTTCABLE: it's this
07:43
<
jessicard >
ELLIOTTCABLE: drink dude
07:43
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
what the fucking FUCK is that
07:43
<
jessicard >
ELLIOTTCABLE: drink
07:43
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
where's purr
07:43
<
jessicard >
ELLIOTTCABLE: drink
07:43
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
there's no purr your thing sucks
07:43
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
jessicard ⑊ I DIDDDDD
07:43
<
jessicard >
ELLIOTTCABLE: prove drink
07:43
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
jessicard ⑊ GOD
*FUCKING* DAMNIT
07:43
<
devyn >
dude I don't even know
07:45
<
devyn >
I remember what that was gonna be
07:45
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
OKAY I VIDEOED IT
07:45
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
seriously where is purr
07:45
<
jessicard >
devyn what time is it there
07:45
<
devyn >
jessicard: 00:45
07:45
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
put purr on that page before I kickban you for tratorism
07:45
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
fuck phrik
07:45
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
why is phrik in the middle, as if he's winning
07:45
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I know ALL OF THESE BOTS
07:45
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
except valsl
07:46
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
man, what was the channel where we were bot-chaining last year
07:46
<
jessicard >
ELLIOTTCABLE: video
07:46
<
devyn >
I'll replace valsi with purr
07:46
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I think that was in ##Programming, right?
07:46
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
we got it up to 11
07:46
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
shut UP jessicard it's UPLOADING
07:46
<
jessicard >
cant make me
07:46
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
it was like the most awesome polyglot-interpreatable-bot-activation-mess-EVER
07:46
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
you do realize irc has a button for that, right?
07:46
<
jessicard >
u dont mean it
07:46
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
no I don't )'=
07:47
<
jessicard >
you secretly like ruining my move
07:47
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
happy birthday, there's a blurry drunk elliott listening to GLitch Mob
07:47
<
jessicard >
good job catching me wine drunk on twitter
07:47
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
wait, that's not a dauily occurence?
07:47
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I mis-calculated massively.
07:47
<
jessicard >
omg glitch mob heart eyes
07:47
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
my closest Chicago friend manages their website
07:48
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
sent me a few clips of their upcoming album
07:48
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
#reflectedfame
07:48
<
jessicard >
♪ between two points
07:48
<
purr >
jessicard is listening to “Between Two Points (feat. Swan)”, by The Glitch Mob
07:48
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
they snapchatted him, but that's idiotic because he's a developer
07:48
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
♪ We Swarm, Glich Mob / Chris de Luca
07:48
<
purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE: Song not found. ):
07:48
<
jessicard >
good job ELLIOTTCABLE you did drink yay
07:48
<
devyn >
ELLIOTTCABLE: replaced
07:48
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I'm nearly two thumbs in, which means
*completely fucked*
07:48
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
is purr winning>
07:49
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
how do I tell if purr is winning
07:49
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
how do I make purr win
07:49
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-win
07:49
<
devyn >
no one wins
07:49
<
devyn >
it's like life
07:49
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
STUPIDEST GAME
07:49
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
NEED MORE SCOTCH
07:49
<
jessicard >
devyn nooooo
07:49
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
DUDE
07:49
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
MOMENT
07:49
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
moment.
07:49
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
quiet.
07:49
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
♪ Strobe, Deadmau5
07:49
<
purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE is listening to “Strobe”, by deadmau5
07:49
<
devyn >
you ruined it!
07:50
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
the next 10 minutes and 34 seconds will be silent contemplation. Thak you.
07:50
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
And by silent, I mean, Strobe.
07:50
<
devyn >
fuck it's friday
07:50
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
actually. turning on my system, and starting it over.
07:50
<
devyn >
how the FUCK did that happen
07:51
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
unexpected and untimely sexual encounters?
07:51
<
jessicard >
drinking
07:51
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
or that
07:52
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
oh my god jessican you talk to so many jessicas
07:52
<
jessicard >
jessconf
07:52
<
jessicard >
theyre all fucking programmers
07:52
<
jessicard >
its so fucking weird
07:52
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
is that a thing
07:52
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
jessconf
07:52
<
jessicard >
there's like 50 of us
07:52
<
jessicard >
we made it a thing when there was 4 of us at waza
07:53
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
waza
07:53
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I get the impression you do this conf thing a lot.
07:53
<
jessicard >
♪ ritual, blood diamonds
07:53
<
purr >
jessicard is listening to “Ritual”, by Blood Diamonds
07:53
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
Do you actually
*make* anything?
07:53
<
jessicard >
nah dude
07:53
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
♪ Read All About It, Professor Green
07:53
<
purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE is listening to “Read All About It”, by Professor Green
07:53
<
jessicard >
i literally dont even know what the internet is tbh
07:54
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
it's this thing
07:54
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
full of robots
07:54
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
and some devyn
07:54
<
jessicard >
pornbots
07:54
<
jessicard >
devynbots and pornbots
07:54
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-34 jessica @ jessicard
07:54
<
purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE: (You're a dick.)
07:54
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
okay I admit it I'm an AI researcher and this is where I talk to my creations and pretend I have friends
07:55
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
fuck
07:55
<
jessicard >
this is a fun game
07:55
<
jessicard >
:thumbsup:
07:55
<
jessicard >
i have no food in my house cuz im IN THE MIDDLE OF MOVING
07:55
<
jessicard >
BUT I WANT FOOD
07:55
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
16 mſ ago:
07:55
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
<+purr> DRINK!
07:56
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
< jessicard> fuck
07:56
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
now:
07:56
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
<+purr> DRINK!
07:56
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
<+ELLIOTTCABLE> fuck
07:56
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
< jessicard> OKAY!
07:56
<
jessicard >
omfg wtf
07:56
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I think you may be a little ahead of me
07:56
<
jessicard >
by like
07:56
<
jessicard >
math minutes
07:57
* ELLIOTTCABLE
breathes slowly
07:57
<
jessicard >
♪ The Cell, C2C
07:57
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
♪ Something Bad, Wicked
07:57
<
purr >
jessicard is listening to “The Cell”, by C2C
07:57
<
purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE is listening to “Something Bad”, by Wicked
07:57
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I was introduced to C2C the other day
07:57
<
jessicard >
thoughts
07:57
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
some dude who runs a nightclub in Chicago
07:57
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
last time I was up there
07:58
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
omg he introduced me to
07:58
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
fuck don't ermember somebody famous
07:58
<
jessicard >
cool story bro
07:58
<
jessicard >
<3 ELLIOTTCABLE
07:58
<
purr >
Let it be known that jessicard hearts ELLIOTTCABLE.
07:58
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
Max.
07:58
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
but he was playing his fucking guitar across the room while they were playing, and I thought it was a part of the song, and I was like, this is terrible
07:58
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
might not have been entirely sober
07:58
<
jessicard >
shocker
07:59
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
oh shaddup I don't drink very much
07:59
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
only drinkin' now 'cause purr told me to
07:59
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
and purr is always right
07:59
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-nuck @ jessicard
07:59
<
purr >
jessicard: shut up nuck you are a nuck
07:59
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
♪ Gangnam Style, Glee Cast
07:59
<
purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE is listening to “Gangnam Style”, by Glee Cast
07:59
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
drunk means ironic-music-time
07:59
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
o y g
08:00
<
jessicard >
THIS GAME
08:00
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
shit I'm out
08:00
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
brb ,pre
08:00
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
erhr
08:00
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
beb mrore
08:00
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
brb more.
08:01
<
jessicard >
♪ untrust us
08:01
<
purr >
jessicard is listening to “Untrust Us”, by Crystal Castles
08:01
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
Crystal Castles
08:01
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
JESSICA WHERE IS YOUR LAST FM
08:01
<
jessicard >
I DONT HAVE ONE HI
08:02
<
jessicard >
google jessicard
08:02
<
jessicard >
see what happens
08:02
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
dude she's hot
08:02
<
jessicard >
i no :(
08:02
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
okay
08:02
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I clicked image results
08:02
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
and now the pictures are big and I am a less impressed |=
08:02
<
jessicard >
im like #5 lol
08:03
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
dude
08:03
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I need to pay some pornstar to change his name to my name
08:03
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I want to be #5 after a bunch of fucking smokin' hot guys
08:04
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
FUCK
08:04
<
jessicard >
omg devyn where are you
08:04
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
oh my god are you drinking
08:04
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
oh my god if I'm the only drinking I am so fucked
08:04
<
jessicard >
fuck no
08:04
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
what the FUYCK is valsi
08:04
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
FUCK valsi.
08:04
<
jessicard >
who is valsi
08:04
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
idkf
08:05
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
man jessica
08:05
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I don't know you, but I am very drunk
08:05
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
drunk: Please come save me
08:05
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
devyn*
08:05
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
come save me
08:05
<
jessicard >
drunk: same save me too
08:05
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
what do you need saving from
08:05
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
my 4-AM McDonalds just fell off my desk 'cause subs
08:05
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
and is now all over the floor
08:05
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
that's what I need saving from
08:06
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
wait I'm not 24
08:06
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I'm 23
08:06
<
jessicard >
wait are you kidding me
08:06
<
jessicard >
you dont even know
08:06
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
delayed reaction much
08:06
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
blame the al, al, alco-hol, baby?
08:07
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
OKAY SO ON TO MORE IMPORTANT TOPICS
08:07
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
where should I live when I go to chicago
08:07
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I don't have a place yet
08:07
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
where're you staying, jessicard?
08:07
<
jessicard >
in SF? near alamo square
08:08
<
jessicard >
near japantown
08:08
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
itenerant housing? hackerspace? the superstructure of the Golden Gate? under a bush on Alcatraz?
08:08
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
oh, like, a house/apartment
08:08
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
that's boring
08:08
<
jessicard >
gotta give my dog a home
08:08
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I think I'm going to sleep in a file-drawer in the willis tower
08:08
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
the place I was excited about went )'=
08:08
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
so now idk where stay
08:08
<
jessicard >
why chicago did you tell me
08:09
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
for a girl, and 'cause northern/cold
08:09
<
jessicard >
omg who pics
08:09
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
north carolina. warm. mugy. I'm a fucking alaskan at heart, I can't handle it anymore.
08:09
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
she just dumped me
08:09
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
and then I dumped her
08:09
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
or something
08:09
<
jessicard >
i hope you are alpha
08:09
* ELLIOTTCABLE
laughs
08:09
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
it's fucked-up. as it should be.
08:09
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I'm gonna go hang out in Montana for a bit, I think.
08:10
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
new place there I'm super-excited about.
08:10
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
lemme find some photos.
08:10
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
'snot furnished yet though >:
08:10
<
jessicard >
wait you arent moving to be with her
08:10
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I am!
08:10
<
jessicard >
im confused
08:10
* ELLIOTTCABLE
laughs
08:10
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
That's because it's confusing, silly.
08:10
<
jessicard >
tell me
08:10
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I've been in an open-relationship with my best friend for coming up on six months.
08:10
<
jessicard >
i like her twitter
08:10
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
It's gone very downhill recently.
08:11
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
She dumped me, then freaked out and un-dumped me approximately one hour later. Begged me to come back.
08:11
<
jessicard >
omg everyone is all about the open relationshops
08:11
<
jessicard >
also ships
08:11
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
A week later, I couldn't handle it, and dumped *her*. And hten regretted it two days later. Losing my best friend.
08:11
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
Also the spex is spectacxular.
08:11
* ELLIOTTCABLE
laughs
08:11
<
jessicard >
so whats happening
08:11
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
fuck if I know!
08:11
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
We're different people.
08:12
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
Life is very simple to me. I'm a hopeless romantic at heart: For me, the world is black-and-white.
08:12
<
jessicard >
wait so are you moving farther or closer to said chelsea
08:12
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
“You love her, or you don't.”
08:12
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
For her, it's all complex and has to do with facts and variables and problems and solutions.
08:12
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
Oh, I'm definitely going to stay in Chicago for a bit.
08:12
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
Then, Portland or Seattle or SF.
08:12
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
or just say fuck it and go HERMITMODE in Montana or Alaska or the Yukon.
08:13
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I like to travel. I don't like to make plans. I just do whatever sounds expident at the time.
08:13
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
SPEAKING OF WHICH
08:13
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
yrashk, devyn ⑊ Let's do a YVR meetup. let's DO this. I miss it. So much.
08:13
<
jessicard >
i think devyn is gone forever
08:13
<
jessicard >
speaking of which i need to go pack and sleep
08:13
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
yrashk ⑊ Nick took me up on this hill overlooking the port/city, really windy road, the view was AMAZING.
08:13
<
jessicard >
WE WILL TALK ON THE INTERNET SOON
08:14
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
you made me drink this much and then are going to desert me D:
08:14
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
WORST NEW INTERNET FRIEND
08:14
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
o7 suck a dick
08:14
<
jessicard >
<3 drunk ELLIOTTCABLE
08:14
<
purr >
Let it be known that jessicard hearts drunk ELLIOTTCABLE.
08:14
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-wholoves drunk ELLIOTTCABLE
08:14
<
purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE: drunk ELLIOTTCABLE is loved by jessicard.
08:14
<
jessicard >
GOOD NIGHT ELLIOTT WE WILL TALK SOON
08:14
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
DEVYN COME BACK
08:14
<
jessicard >
ALSO BYE DEVYN
08:14
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I'M BEING ABANDONED
08:14
<
jessicard >
BYEYEEEE
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<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
<silence>
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
audy!
08:22
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
damnit, you just missed the fun
08:22
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I'm drunk, audy
08:22
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
come get drunk with me
08:22
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-stop
08:22
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-start
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purr >
Willox: is stuck up in the clouds; hilight 'em if you want 'em.
09:42
<
purr >
Willox: is no longer stuck up in the clouds.
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09:59
<
brr >
nice only talking about me wen im not around
09:59
<
purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE: hi!
09:59
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
well I'd talk to you when you
*are* around, if you were ever around!
10:00
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
what's rude!? ಠ_ಠ
10:00
<
Willox >
oh god I need monospacing
10:00
<
Willox >
I hate you ELLIOTTCABLE
10:01
<
brr >
ur nick is big
10:01
* ELLIOTTCABLE
laughs
10:01
<
Willox >
I doubt I'll be able to see elliot's special characters
10:02
<
Willox >
recovering from a nose bleed
10:02
<
brr >
did ur nose bllee
10:02
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-best brr
10:02
<
purr >
BRR IS BESTBRR
10:02
<
Willox >
it didn't as it happens
10:02
<
brr >
y did ur nose bleeed ?
10:02
<
Willox >
That's a good question
10:02
<
Willox >
I don't know
10:02
<
brr >
lol ELLIOTTCABLE
10:03
<
Willox >
ELLIOTTCABLE // does that SSD sound like it'd actually be worthwhile to set up?
10:04
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
explain
10:04
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
FUACKCKCKCKAKRKARK
10:04
<
Willox >
I was in #purr
10:04
<
Willox >
But when I looked at SSDs and Arch I got scared
10:04
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
confused as to why
10:04
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
ask in #archlinux
10:04
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
great channel
10:04
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
meantime,
10:05
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
TELL ME WHY FUCKING PRINT NEVER GETS RESUMED WITH THE HELLO LABEL
10:05
<
Willox >
The issue is people argue over how they should be set up :v
10:05
<
Willox >
As if nobody really knows how
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10:13
<
purr >
vil: is stuck up in the clouds; hilight 'em if you want 'em.
10:14
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
hi vil
10:14
<
vil >
fuck sake did you seriously add a drinking game to purr
10:14
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
vil ⑊ the clouds are exciting tonight ;)
10:14
<
vil >
morning ELLIOTTCABLE
10:16
<
vil >
ELLIOTTCABLE: the purple is quite nice in my theme
10:17
<
vil >
ah, there's the top
10:17
<
Willox >
That power supply is coming in 2 hours or so
10:17
<
vil >
i should really add a scroll-to-last-position thing
10:17
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
wat ACTUAL FUCK
10:17
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
this works fine locally
10:17
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
but won't work via the bot
10:17
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
my void-wrapping is messed up somehow
10:17
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
but idkhow at all
10:19
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
this.code_session('ELLIOTTCABLE')
10:19
<
purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE: {code: '', timeout: {_idleNext: {_idleNext: (Circular), _idlePrev: (Circular), msecs: 120000, ontimeout: (function) listOnTimeout}, _idlePrev: {_idleNext: {_idleNext: (Circular), _idlePrev: (Circular), _idleStart: 1369995553902, _idleTimeout: 120000, _onTimeout: function (){ delete sessions[name] }}, _idlePrev: {_idleNext: {_idleNext: …, _idlePrev: …, msecs: …, ontimeout: …}, _idlePrev: {_idleNext
10:19
<
vil >
lol, thanks nuck
10:19
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
console.log(this.code_session('ELLIOTTCABLE').world)
10:19
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
ICKFUCKICKFUCK
10:20
<
vil >
does Freenode trim trailing spaces? I can't tell because I can always select empty space in my terminal as well
10:20
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
testing
10:20
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
nope
10:21
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
(selected)
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<
Willox >
Tends to happen when I try to select
10:21
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
GUYS WHAT THE FUCKING ACTUAL FUCK
10:22
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10:22
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
brr ⑊ going down.
10:22
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
oops. too late.
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<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-uncode
10:22
<
purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE: JS / Paws code sessions cleared for your nickname.
10:22
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
:: fuck
10:22
<
brr >
its ok i love u purr
10:22
<
Willox >
Valid code, ELLIOTTCABLE!
10:22
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
console.log(this.code_session('ELLIOTTCABLE'))
10:23
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
oh NOW it works
10:23
<
Willox >
Have you thought of getting a real debugger?
10:23
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
wat fucking fuck, fucktits fucker.
10:23
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
NOPE
10:23
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
sounds like effort.
10:23
<
Willox >
You just need a client
10:23
<
Willox >
node supports it by default
10:23
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I'm very familiar, honey.
10:23
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
got patches in node-inspector way-back-when.
10:23
<
Willox >
You should probably do it :v
10:23
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
and I've buried my fuzzy little fingers in V8 many-a-time.
10:24
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
but that's more effort than it's worth when all I want is this ONE LITTLE THING
10:24
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
:: infrastructure execution stage() (implementation util print) abc
10:24
<
Willox >
I can forsee you being here all day
10:24
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
console.log(this.code_session('ELLIOTTCABLE'))
10:24
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
OOOO THAT'S OF INTEREST
10:24
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
Today: we learned something.
10:24
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
that elliott is an idiot.
10:24
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
cue nuck:
10:26
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
those stupid kia ads with the android chick
10:26
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
A KIA IS NOT A HOT ANDROID CHICK
10:26
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
If anything it's C-3PO with a pushup bra.
10:27
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
innnnnteresting.
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<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-find purr
10:29
<
purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE: he purrs. he's a purr. that's what he does.
10:29
<
brr >
i hope i dream about purr tonite
10:30
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-learn hesso funny = that's y i hope i dream about him tonite
10:30
<
purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE: Learned `hesso funny`.
10:30
<
Willox >
purr: i like you
10:30
<
purr >
Willox: thank you! ^_^
10:31
<
vil >
ELLIOTTCABLE: I invited duckinator, though I'm not sure he remembers that he's in here
10:39
<
vil >
lol'd at "SHUT UP PURR I DON'T EVEN HAVE A GLASS YET"
10:40
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
“Previously, on Once Upon a Time”
10:47
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
iiiiinteresting.
10:47
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
curiouser and curiouser.
10:48
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
so, it's working. as designed.
10:48
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
except, that it's designed wrong.
10:48
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
as usual.
10:49
<
vil >
ELLIOTTCABLE: yes you do the Strobe thing too
10:50
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
dude, Strobe
10:50
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
Chelsea and I, both
10:50
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
huge deal
10:50
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
She introduced me to it by flipping out when I let it come on in shuffle one day on the road.
10:50
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
Was all. “No. You wait.” And then skipped the song.
10:51
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
and later, when it was late that night, and we were getting close to our destination after seven hours' driving, and the road was completely dead and empty, she had me turn it on, turn it up, and we both just shat up and listened.
10:51
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
omefagawragsawrawrr Strobe.
10:51
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
♪ Moonlight Sonata
10:51
<
purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE is listening to “Sonata No. 14 in C-sharp minor, Op. 27 No. 2 "Moonlight Sonata"”, by Ludwig van Beethoven
10:51
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
overplayed bullshit but whatevs
10:51
* ELLIOTTCABLE
grumps
10:51
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
brr ⑊ -song, by the way
10:51
<
purr >
brr: Song not found. ):
10:52
<
Willox >
I am sad to learn that the bots are not really fighting, brr
10:52
<
Willox >
It isn't the bots is it :(
10:53
<
Willox >
The bots are all fighting
10:53
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I seriously have no idea, no fucking idea, what's going on here
10:54
<
Willox >
Open that page and look in your javascript console, brr
10:54
<
vil >
Willox: lol debuggers
10:54
<
Willox >
They are talking what are you on about vil
10:54
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
lolwtf devyn
10:54
<
vil >
Willox: almost to the -ground
10:55
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
how come none of them ever dieeesssss
10:55
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
I want purr to kill ALL THE BOTS
10:55
<
Willox >
<purr> I saw something 388.37 pixels away. Checking it out.
10:55
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
better yet, they should fight somehow based on the
*actual bot*
10:55
<
Willox >
Damn purr, you're accurate
10:55
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
such as how many people interact with the bots in-channel or something
10:55
<
purr >
vil: is no longer stuck up in the clouds.
10:55
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
grounded-vil! yay!
10:55
<
Willox >
<oftn-bot> I've been discovered! Returning fire, 175.00 degrees and 57.09 pixels away.
10:55
<
brr >
thats a rly cute page
10:56
<
vil >
Strobe is seriously the best thing though
10:56
<
vil >
I go into a coma while listening
10:56
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
oh. I see what happened.
10:56
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
It's not even being *USED*.
10:57
<
Willox >
Did this ever work?
10:57
<
vil >
wait, are we talking about that page devyn posted?
10:57
<
brr >
we are talking about ur life
10:57
<
vil >
brr: impossible, no such thing exists
10:58
<
Willox >
vil is also a bot
10:58
<
brr >
<+ELLIOTTCABLE> It's not even being *USED*.
10:58
<
brr >
<Willox> Did this ever work?
10:58
<
vil >
Willox: I wish, things would be so much easier
10:58
<
Willox >
viL! dance!
10:58
* vil
falls down stairs
10:58
<
vil >
right brb breakfast
11:00
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
okay fixed I think
11:00
<
purr\Paws >
muPaws.js/Master 9ed007f elliottcable: (- fix) Worlds weren't safely operating side-by-side
11:00
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
Willox is also a bot
11:00
<
brr >
how did that happen
11:00
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
magic
11:00
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
change to purr's source-code
11:01
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
AMAHHHHZIN
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11:01
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
okay.
11:01
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
Let's see if this works, no.
11:01
<
brr >
banned for hacking freenode
11:01
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
now.
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<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
ICK FAIL ICK ICKY ICKY FAIL
11:01
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
oh wait
11:02
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
SUCCESSFULL-Y SUCCESSFUL SUCCESS
11:02
* ELLIOTTCABLE
grins huge
11:02
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
next step: making the Paws natives print to IRC instead of the console ^‿^
11:09
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
yaaaaaaaaay!
11:09
<
purr\Paws >
muPaws.js/Master e195c91 elliottcable: (- new api) Allowing applyGlobals to add other globals easily, and override `implementation`
11:10
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
what the fuck is plebbery
11:11
<
vil >
pleb, ordinary, etc
11:11
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
Step 7. DISCOVER PYMONGO DOES NOT CHECK RETURN VALUES IN MULTIPLE PLACES. DISCOVER ORIGINAL AUTHOR SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED NEAR COMPUTER
11:11
<
vil >
stupidity, in this case
11:11
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
but yeah. wow.
11:14
<
brr >
ddosing router1-ext.rs.github.com now
11:14
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
be nice, brr
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<
vil >
ugh cocoa the fuck can I not just drop files on this text field by default
11:20
<
vil >
♪ Faxin Berlin (Original)
11:20
<
purr >
vil: Song not found. ):
11:20
<
vil >
♪ Faxing Berlin (Original)
11:20
<
purr >
vil is listening to “Faxing Berlin (Original)”, by deadmau5
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
Guys, it works.
11:22
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
Holy FUCKYEH.
11:23
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
:: impl test()
11:23
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
eraah
11:23
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
:: implementation test()
11:23
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
haven't the slightest. ಠ_ಠ
11:23
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-uncode
11:23
<
purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE: JS / Paws code sessions cleared for your nickname.
11:23
<
Willox >
'it works [almost]'
11:23
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
:: impl util test()
11:23
<
purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE: test successful!
11:23
* ELLIOTTCABLE
grins
11:23
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
next step is to make inspect work
11:23
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
and try some more advanced code
11:24
<
vil >
how are you going to print the inspect output? it's quite long
11:24
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
what?
11:24
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
not the debugging output
11:24
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
that's full debugging information on the reactor's state
11:24
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
Just the equivalent for a
*single object*
11:24
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
the hurdle is going to be converting the ANSI codes, which are all hardcoded I think, ish, into IRC codes.
11:25
<
vil >
yeah, I'm pretty sure they're hard coded
11:25
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
that.
11:25
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
woah
11:25
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
maybe I can just jump in and replace ANSI?
11:25
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
but I can't replace it *only for the context of the inspect*. Which would me breaking pretty-printing to the terminal. Hrm.
11:26
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
nor is that exported at all.
11:26
<
vil >
almost need a wrapper around it, translating the codes as they come through
11:26
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
that sounds horrid but ... maybe
11:26
<
vil >
but an option
11:27
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
it's already so abstracted *in the actual code*, nicely
11:27
<
vil >
dammit I forgot to turn off email notifications last night
11:27
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
Thing.inspectID(it)+ANSI.brwhite('...')
11:27
<
vil >
on the other hand, my inbox hasn't been doing anything else
11:28
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
yeah I can do this
11:28
* ELLIOTTCABLE
exposes ANSI to overriding
11:29
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
hmmmm
11:33
* purr
scolds ELLIOTTCABLE and puts them in a time out.
11:33
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
console.log(util.inspect(""))
11:33
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
console.log(util.inspect(""))
11:34
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
console.log(util.inspect("\002"))
11:35
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
console.log(util.inspect(""))
11:35
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
console.log(util.inspect("\031"))
11:35
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
console.log(util.inspect("\037"))
11:35
<
vil >
<3 Objective-C literals
11:35
<
purr >
Let it be known that vil hearts Objective-C literals.
11:38
<
vil >
god damn this is sexy:
11:38
<
vil >
[uploader uploadFiles:@[aFile]];
11:41
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
test
11:41
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
test
11:42
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
test
11:42
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
test
11:42
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
test
11:54
<
vil >
time to write a wrapper around a wrapper, per the usual
11:55
<
vil >
and actually a delegate-based api around that
11:55
<
vil >
I think I have a problem
12:01
<
vil >
it'd be neat if I could integrate 1Password with this somehow
12:01
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
client.get_channel('#ELLIOTTCABLE').send('\u000390❲f90f❳\r\u000397(\r\u000397)\r')
12:02
<
vil >
so you could have it fill your server login info
12:02
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
nawp
12:02
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
not even a little
12:03
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
client.get_channel('#ELLIOTTCABLE').send()
12:03
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
client.get_channel('#ELLIOTTCABLE').send('\u000314❲5f0b❳\r\u00030(\r\u00030)\r')
12:03
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
ICKINFUCKBUTTS
12:04
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
client.get_channel('#ELLIOTTCABLE').send('\u000314❲5f0b❳\r\u00030(\r\u00030)\r',{color:true})
12:04
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
well that's a start.
12:04
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
now if only I can figure out why \r's are actually coming across as newlines ...
12:04
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
client.get_channel('#ELLIOTTCABLE').send('\u000314❲5f0b❳\u00030(\u00030)',{color:true})
12:05
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
am I wrong about what ^O is?
12:05
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
console.log(util.inspect(""))
12:06
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
client.get_channel('#ELLIOTTCABLE').send('\u000314❲5f0b❳\u000f\u00030(\u000f\u00030)\u000f',{color:true})
12:06
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
console.log(util.inspect("\u000f"))
12:06
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
console.log(util.inspect("\u015"))
12:06
<
purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE: SyntaxError: Unexpected token ILLEGAL
12:06
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
console.log(util.inspect("\015"))
12:06
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
console.log(util.inspect("\016"))
12:06
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
console.log(util.inspect("\017"))
12:07
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
excellllleeeeennnntt
12:08
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
client.get_channel('#ELLIOTTCABLE').send('position: { infrastructure execution stage() (test_inspect) {\u00034 abc def ghi \u000f} }\nlocals: \u000314❲3693:locals❳\u000f',{color:true})
12:08
<
purr >
position: { infrastructure execution stage() (test_inspect) { abc def ghi } }
12:08
<
purr >
locals: ❲3693:locals❳
12:09
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
does purr have any sort of flood control? I'm really afraid to let my untested, unfiltered console-logging code lose on Freenode.
12:09
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
right!?
12:09
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
for the, uh,
*thirD* time?
12:09
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
hobbits.
12:09
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
it's hobbits.
12:09
<
vil >
I don't think she does
12:10
<
vil >
no mention of "flood" in the source
12:11
<
vil >
was wondering how long that would take you to catch
12:11
<
vil >
fuck I don't want to implement keychain support
12:12
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
fuck it.
12:12
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
cross your fingers.
12:12
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
gonna git BITCHSLAPPED for this.
12:12
* vil
crosses fingers
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<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
:: infra execution stage() (infra execution clone() (impl util inspect)) fuck)
12:14
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
:: infra execution stage() (infra execution clone() (impl util inspect)) fuck
12:14
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-uncode
12:14
<
purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE: JS / Paws code sessions cleared for your nickname.
12:14
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
oh srsly?
12:14
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
:: infra execution stage() (infra execution branch() (impl util inspect)) fuck
12:14
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
grump.
12:15
<
Willox >
The fan in this computer has super glue on it
12:15
<
Willox >
what have I been up to
12:15
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-uncode
12:15
<
purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE: JS / Paws code sessions cleared for your nickname.
12:15
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
:: infra execution stage() (impl util inspect) fuck
12:15
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12:15
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
:: infra execution stage() (impl util inspect) fuck
12:15
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
bitchplz.
12:15
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-uncode
12:15
<
purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE: JS / Paws code sessions cleared for your nickname.
12:15
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
:: infra execution stage() (impl util inspect) { foo bar baz }
12:15
<
purr >
position: { infra execution stage() (impl util inspect) { foo bar baz } }
12:15
<
purr >
locals: ❲91d0:locals❳
12:16
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
:: infra execution stage() (impl util inspect) (infra empty())
12:16
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
oops nope
12:17
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
man I suck at paws
12:18
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-uncode
12:18
<
purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE: JS / Paws code sessions cleared for your nickname.
12:18
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
:: impl util inspect (infra empty())
12:18
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
ooo, closer
12:18
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
interesting, wonder why the other fails
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<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
cool
12:22
<
purr\GH >
purr/master 82b4787 elliottcable: (- re) Cleaning up how purr handles code-sessions, and inreasing the timeout massively.
12:22
<
purr\GH >
purr/master c2c5fd2 elliottcable: (new fix) Switching out µpaws.js for nanopaws, to excellent effect!
12:22
<
purr\GH >
purr/master 26d024c elliottcable: (- new) Here y'go brr. <3
12:22
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
waitwhat lol
12:22
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
oh, mis-read that
12:22
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
cool, yeah
12:23
<
brr >
wat did u do <3
12:23
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
brr ⑊ hm?
12:23
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
just made him join gorf-#chats
12:23
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
and allowed him to be a dick in there
12:23
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
mmmm
12:23
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
sleepyelliott
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<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
judofyr!
12:25
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
you've missed so much!
12:25
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-clouds
12:25
<
purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE: is stuck up in the clouds; hilight 'em if you want 'em.
12:26
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
you, judofyr, go clouds
12:26
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
read the scrollback
12:28
<
vil >
this wrapper isn't ARC
12:28
<
purr >
judofyr: is stuck up in the clouds; hilight 'em if you want 'em.
12:29
<
judofyr >
how does this work?
12:29
<
purr >
judofyr: is no longer stuck up in the clouds.
12:30
<
vil >
judofyr: it doesn't actually do anything except send those messages
12:30
* judofyr
doesn't get it and is kinda busy
12:30
<
judofyr >
(the best kind of busy)
12:30
<
vil >
to let people know you're reading scrollback
12:30
<
vil >
you probably don't HAVE any scrollback, since you wren't joined, so
12:30
<
vil >
-logs @ judofyr
12:30
<
vil >
mostly drunk ELLIOTTCABLE
12:30
<
vil >
purr can search porn now as well
12:30
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
judofyr ⑊ what kind of busy is the best kind of busy? :D
12:30
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
purr also runs Paws code, like, fully and sensibly
12:31
<
vil >
fuck it, I'll just turn ARC off for this file
12:31
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
well, for a given value of that, anyway
12:31
<
judofyr >
ELLIOTTCABLE: kinda busy is the best kind of busy
12:31
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
oh, gotcha
12:31
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-uncode
12:31
<
purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE: JS / Paws code sessions cleared for your nickname.
12:31
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
cross your fingers!
12:31
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
|| infrastructure execution stage() (infrastructure affix() (locals)) Whee...
12:32
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
|| infrastructure execution stage() (implementation util print) (infrastructure unaffix() (locals))
12:32
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
>> implementation stop()
12:32
<
purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE: SyntaxError: Unexpected identifier
12:32
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
NAWWWWP
12:32
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
|| infrastructure execution stage() (infrastructure affix() (locals)) Whee...
12:32
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
|| infrastructure execution stage() (implementation util print) (infrastructure unaffix() (locals))
12:32
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
:: implementation stop()
12:32
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
NOT EVEN A LITTLE! YAYYYYY!
12:32
* ELLIOTTCABLE
headdesks
12:35
<
vil >
oh neat Xcode converted it for me. hopefully it still works
12:35
<
vil >
ELLIOTTCABLE: there, there
12:35
* vil
pats ELLIOTTCABLE
13:04
<
vil >
good lord, it's actually impossible to edit the font size of all tokens in Xcode at once
13:05
<
vil >
who the fuck designed this?
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13:13
<
purr >
vil is listening to “Bangarang”, by Skrillex
13:18
<
Willox >
ELLIOTTCABLE // I got the powersupply about half an hour ago
13:18
<
Willox >
BUT THIS FUCKING CPU FAN
13:18
<
Willox >
Is hard to put on
13:18
<
vil >
I want to build a server so much
13:31
<
vil >
hmm. I need to store information in the keychain, transparently to the thing that needs access to it
13:32
<
vil >
and I have to provide the keychain with some info about the thing
13:32
<
vil >
but I don't know anything about it from the other side either
13:32
<
vil >
I've gotten too good at this decoupling thing
13:35
<
vil >
I suppose I could force it to expose a username, but that's of no use to the main portion of the program, and may not even be a thing depending on the protocol
13:35
<
Willox >
"CPU FAN ERROR"
13:48
<
Willox >
Took a while lol
13:56
<
vil >
fuck it, I'll force them to expose a username. The plugin can use it as a different identifier if it wants to
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14:03
<
audy >
What happened in here
14:03
<
audy >
eugh my buffer doesn't go back far enough to see
14:03
<
vil >
ELLIOTTCABLE was drunk, added porn to purr
14:03
<
vil >
also there was a random twitter person
14:04
<
purr >
vil: (You're a dick.)
14:05
<
vil >
don't click that if you know what's good for you
14:06
<
vil >
also added a mod that turns purr's lols into a drinking game
14:07
<
vil >
ugh I have to make a password auth dialog
14:07
<
vil >
why is there not a built-in one?
14:08
<
vil >
fuck that, I'll just force them to go update settings if the password is missing
14:08
<
vil >
I can worry about being user-friendly in the non-temporary app
14:58
<
Willox >
This HDD used to click
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<
joelteon >
devyn: I know
16:02
<
joelteon >
joelt.io is up
16:02
<
vil >
briefly throught that I had discovered a bug in ARC, but with some help on Twitter discovered that no, Xcode had just horribly screwed over my project
16:02
<
joelteon >
now I gotta rename it
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<
yrashk >
ELLIOTTCABLE: YVR MEETUP!
16:08
<
vil >
♪ Save The World Futurebound & Metrik
16:08
<
purr >
vil is listening to “Save The World (Futurebound & Metrik Remix)”, by Swedish House Mafia
16:20
<
joelteon >
my new email is me@joelt.io
16:27
<
joelteon >
beautiful
16:30
<
purr >
joelteon: hi!
16:30
<
purr >
joelteon: hi!
16:30
<
purr >
joelteon: hi!
16:31
<
joelteon >
fuck you purr
16:38
<
Willox >
Well I am running arch
16:39
<
Willox >
I had some mouse issues but they seem to be fixed
16:56
<
joelteon >
story of my linux
16:57
<
Willox >
I can't even explain the issue so
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17:47
<
alexgordon >
wow namecheap accepts bitcoin? cooL!
18:05
<
joelteon >
can someone explain to me why mysql transcodes \x88 into \xcb\x86
18:06
<
joelteon >
\x88 isn't even defined in latin-1
18:06
<
alexgordon >
utf-8?
18:06
<
alexgordon >
who still uses latin-1?
18:06
<
joelteon >
our production app :|
18:06
<
joelteon >
it's utf-8 data masquerading as latin-1
18:06
<
alexgordon >
lol, welcome to the world of yesterday
18:07
<
joelteon >
\xe2\x88\x82 gets encoded as \xc3\x82\xcb\x86\xe2\x80\x9a
18:07
<
joelteon >
which doesn't make any damn sense
18:07
<
joelteon >
\x88 and \x82 aren't defined in iso-8859-1
18:10
<
Willox >
fuck lunix
18:10
<
Willox >
JUST BSOD ON ME WINDOWS
18:10
<
Willox >
Nevermind it is back c:
18:10
<
Willox >
trying to scare me
18:10
<
joelteon >
mysql's latin1 is actually windows-1252
18:11
<
Willox >
I'll just get a mac somewhen fml
18:11
<
joelteon >
i don't believe this
18:12
<
vil >
Willox: good idea
18:13
<
vil >
goodness is it beautiful outside
18:13
<
Willox >
It'd be fine if AMD had any good drivers
18:13
<
vil >
♪ Ripple VIP Liquid Stranger
18:13
<
purr >
vil is listening to “Ripple VIP”, by Liquid Stranger
18:14
<
vil >
hooray for horrible dubstep
18:14
<
Willox >
Guess I'll have to git on windows eh
18:14
<
joelteon >
♪ speak to me
18:14
<
purr >
joelteon is listening to “Speak To Me/Breathe”, by Floyd, Pink
18:14
<
joelteon >
Floyd, Pink
18:14
<
joelteon >
brilliant
18:14
<
vil >
oh hey, I was just like "I wonder if Etho has a new video up today" and there it is in my Twitter feed
18:19
<
vil >
I'm really bad at version control, that commit spanned like eight files and three hours of work
18:34
<
joelteon >
man we are so fucked
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devyn >
haha, ELLIOTTCABLE, Willox, vil, etc.: I had forgotten about the console part of it :p
19:37
<
devyn >
I think I had been reminded of Counter-Strike or something
19:37
<
devyn >
at that point
19:37
<
vil >
devyn: console part of what
19:37
<
devyn >
h.devyn.me/bots/
19:37
<
devyn >
made that a while ago
19:37
<
Willox >
I enjoyed it
19:38
<
devyn >
instruments is telling me I have a leak of 14 bytes
19:38
<
devyn >
in 1 byte allocations
19:38
<
devyn >
from something that allocates much more than 1 byte
19:39
<
vil >
I had fun with instruments earlier
19:39
<
vil >
Xcode decided it would be helpful to turn off ARC for most of the files in one of my targets
19:40
<
devyn >
oh wait what
19:40
<
devyn >
80 byte allocations
19:40
<
devyn >
why's it say 14 bytes
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<
joelteon >
THERE we go
21:55
<
Willox >
oh you said that an hour ago
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alexgordon >
hi ELLIOTTCABLE
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purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE: hi!
23:57
<
ELLIOTTCABLE >
-clouds
23:57
<
purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE: is stuck up in the clouds; hilight 'em if you want 'em.