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<sephr> do any of you have an i7 3770k? i need you to run http://jon-carlos.com/cores/eboy/ and tell me how many cores it says you have
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<sanitypassing> ... why do you want to determine core count?
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<elliottcable> whee
elliottcable__ is now known as ec|IRCCloud
ec|IRCCloud is now known as ec-cloud
ec-cloud is now known as eccloud
<elliottcable> sephr ⑊ ReferenceError: Can't find variable: performance
<elliottcable> If you're not playing with candies, you' suck
<sephr> thanks elliottcable
<sephr> elliottcable: in what browser?
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<mrmrs> Hello hello
<sephr> i see the undefined performance and begin stuff and i should be getting the error as well but i cant reproduce in any browser
<elliottcable> sephr ⑊ saf
<elliottcable> mrmrs ⑊ o7
<sephr> elliottcable: oh sorry i meant run it in a modern browser like chrome, firefox, or ie
<sephr> that supports blobs
<gkatsev> people still use safari?
<gkatsev> :P
<sephr> and workers
<elliottcable> I fuckin' *love* Safari
<sephr> i liked 2005 back in 2005 as well
<gkatsev> elliottcable: you're the only one.
<elliottcable> both Chrome and Firefox have UIs I can't stand.
<elliottcable> Safari is, at least, beautiful.
<gkatsev> change them.
<sephr> firefox can be completely configured to look however you want it
<elliottcable> I have zero desire to have a pink-and-black paisley browser.
<sephr> you can even make it look like safari
<gkatsev> you can make it look 100% like safari
<elliottcable> I find FireFox to be slow and antiquated in every way.
<elliottcable> Chrome, I love, but can't stand the bulky un-integrated ... well ... chrome.
<gkatsev> yes, worst name
<elliottcable> Safari has had workers since, what, 4.0?
<gkatsev> the pixel is second worst
<mrmrs> I'm here representing the hacker news post about typography
<elliottcable> mrmrs ⑊ /me laughs
<mrmrs> I think I'm the only one of the three people involved who has an irc client installed
<elliottcable> I dunno about hacker news, I don't use that shit. What a community of incapable retards.
<elliottcable> Got the post via Twitter.
<elliottcable> but just hang out; I'm waiting until I can get the author in here.
<gkatsev> HN used to be good
<mrmrs> ahhh he is on the east coast
<elliottcable> also, James should be here eventually, I hope. (@jcoglan)
<mrmrs> he is about to take off
* elliottcable nods
<alexgordon> elliottcable!
<elliottcable> I'll just talk to him whenever I can get his attention.
<elliottcable> alexgordon!
<alexgordon> ellllllllllllliottttttttttcaaaaaaaable
<alexgordon> <3
<elliottcable> what's up faggot
<elliottcable> see the post that locks linked?
<alexgordon> I'm not a bassoon!
<elliottcable> -learn alexgordon=He's a bassoon.
<purr> elliottcable: Learned `alexgordon`.
<elliottcable> You sure about that?
<alexgordon> blow me.
<elliottcable> okay!
<alexgordon> wait
<alexgordon> no
<alexgordon> wait
<alexgordon> hm
* elliottcable laughs
<elliottcable> mrmrs ⑊ So, you know David?
<elliottcable> i.e. personally*?
<mrmrs> yeah he and I have worked together at a few different places
* elliottcable nods
<elliottcable> That's cool. Just realized he works at Stitch Fix, my girlfriend loves that shit.
<mrmrs> he is from the extreme programming side
<mrmrs> I am from the extreme grid / typography side
<elliottcable> then he and I will get right along.
<alexgordon> elliottcable loves a good scrum
<elliottcable> http://i.ell.io/mbaR
* elliottcable pats alexgordon
<mrmrs> so we generally try to pass knowledge back and forth to get us both closer to the center
<mrmrs> yeah all three of us, davetron5000, jxnblk and myself work there
<elliottcable> I'm a typo nut with a programming background.
<elliottcable> any chance y'all're hiring? ;)
<elliottcable> Actually, was looking to work at your brother-in-arms (Trunk Club) for a while.
<mrmrs> we are hiring - about to post some more things to our very outdated http://stitchfixjobs.com
<elliottcable> Dataing, Coffeeing.
<elliottcable> lol'd.
<purr> lol
<mrmrs> I was the only copy writer at the time…don't hate on it too hard :)
<elliottcable> it's pretty great. <3
<mrmrs> was one of those "hey can you build a jobs website by tomorrow" type things
<mrmrs> it did take me two whole days
<mrmrs> what type of dev do you do? I believe we're mostly looking for full stack rails folks
<mrmrs> but always looking for talent obvi
<sephr> elliottcable: oh actually performance is defined
<sephr> in a standard that safari doesnt support
<elliottcable> Done some rails, a long while back. Didn't like it much.
<elliottcable> But I was a hardcore Ruby hacker for a long time.
<sephr> maybe you should use a browser that supports good standards
<alexgordon> elliottcable: I'm doing rails right now
<mrmrs> best browser === lynx
<elliottcable> Right now, almost entirely SSJS (Node) and some obscure, weird client-side stuff (not general client-side dev, jQuery, or anything like that, mind you.)
<mrmrs> you located in sf / bay area?
<elliottcable> best browser === uzbl, obvs
<elliottcable> but I don't use headed Linux anymore. )'=
<elliottcable> nope, but looking to relocate.
<elliottcable> Right now I bounce between Chicago and North Carolina.
<elliottcable> anyway, we can talk about it another time.
<elliottcable> so you dev, in addition to your design work?
<elliottcable> saw you have a github, planning to skim it in a sec
<mrmrs> yeah my 5000 unfinished projects
<mrmrs> I'm actually pretty hardcore html / css
<elliottcable> how d'ya define hardcore?
<mrmrs> haha, well. Talking about myself is lame.
<elliottcable> I've a plan to start teaching my designer- (meaning Illustrator.) -girlfriend how to HTML starting Tuesday.
<elliottcable> I'm sooper excited.
<elliottcable> no, talking about yourself is awesome. It's IRC, not to mention that you're being asked :D
<mrmrs> I don't think there is a page of the css / html specs (all of them) I haven't read multiple times.
<elliottcable> also, I point out that you're in an IRC room *about* a guy. You can't possibly out-conceit me.
<elliottcable> That's pretty hardcore, indeed.
<alexgordon> oh yes I can
<elliottcable> I've been there with ES/JS for the last few months. Not intentionally, though.
<alexgordon> I am so awesome they made a game about me
<mrmrs> my last company I did a lot of crazy scale stuff with printing / email and content
<elliottcable> LOL
<alexgordon> just realized that I have never actually played the game
<purr> lol
<mrmrs> had to do things like dynamically building bar charts in tables across all email clients not names outlook 2007/10
<elliottcable> alexgordon ⑊ looking through my most-viewed Droplr pictures to find one for mrmrs, I came across this:
<elliottcable> alexgordon ⑊ http://ell.io/iYet2i
<mrmrs> without images
<alexgordon> elliottcable: wow generous!
<elliottcable> right!?
<elliottcable> also came across pictures of my dead dog.
<alexgordon> more than that russian dude
<elliottcable> sadfeels.
<elliottcable> also, Jasmine.
<elliottcable> sadfeels x2.
<alexgordon> what about pictures of your burnt hand?
<elliottcable> none exist thank god.
<elliottcable> http://ell.io/iqrNJ
<alexgordon> oh man
<elliottcable> hey, hey, hey, alexgordon
<elliottcable> alexgordon ⑊ http://ell.io/Fgm0
<elliottcable> oops.
<alexgordon> elliottcable: that phone picture is the best
<elliottcable> I miss that phone )'=
<mrmrs> haha yeah - I probably don't have many photos online under mrmrs :)
<alexgordon> elliottcable: now do that with the great british bake of squirrel
<alexgordon> *off
<alexgordon> not bake OF
<alexgordon> that would be horrible!
<elliottcable> excellent*
<elliottcable> wasn't this your doing, alexgordon?
<elliottcable> http://ell.io/iQhZf [NSFW]
<alexgordon> I haven't done a squirrel recently
<alexgordon> last time I did a squirrel it stole my nuts
<alexgordon> and my heart <3
<elliottcable> http://ell.io/iqyy6
<elliottcable> so many good memories.
<alexgordon> elliottcable: that is NSFW. and no, not my doing
<alexgordon> sephr?
<alexgordon> not micah since he's super religious
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<elliottcable> anybody played with LiveScript?
<Nuck> >micah super religious wat
<mrmrs> okay I'm out for the weekend. Time to stand in line at an expensive restaurant for no reason
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