2013-04-01

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<nebkat> !js for (var s in strings.split(",")) {bot.getIrc().message(bot.getSession(), "ChanServ", "info ##" + s);}
<nebkat> !js for (var s in strings.split(",")) {bot.getIrc().message(bot.getSession(), "ChanServ", "info " + s);}
<nebkat> !js strings = "Enlarge,Uncountableset,GeorgCantor,Mathematicalproof,Infiniteset,Bijection,Naturalnumber,Uncountableset,Cardinalnumber,Cantor'sfirstuncountabilityproof,"

2013-03-30

<nebkat> g_byers: I g2g, continue talking to plody
<nebkat> xplodwild: assistance
<nebkat> then adb logcat | grep "BBQScreen"
<nebkat> and turn the switch off/on
<nebkat> g_byers: enable the debug option
<nebkat> g_byers: what ip does the app show
<nebkat> g_byers: first, have you tried lowering you scale and quality settings?
<nebkat> whats wrong
<nebkat> sure
<nebkat> g_byers: eh?
<nebkat> good thing I told them to credit me instead of plody only lol
<nebkat> g_byers: yeah
<nebkat> g_byers: yes
<nebkat> hello
<nebkat> a-st__: git reset --hard
<nebkat> U FAIL
<nebkat> Jiangyi: "Don't be an idiot and listen to mom"
<nebkat> trust me 350 dollaz ain't nothing compared to the magic that happens in #blamesamsung
<nebkat> Jiangyi: buy me a n4 and i'll let u in
<nebkat> no
<nebkat> Jiangyi: hah
<nebkat> Jiangyi: totally

2013-03-29

<nebkat> Chuck_Bartowski: I SRBIJA!
<nebkat> Chuck_Bartowski: its funny cus we hav like two words in common and the rest makes no sense to us
<nebkat> KURWA PIERDOLSKA
<nebkat> Chuck_Bartowski: NEMAS KURAC IMAS PICKU
<nebkat> Chuck_Bartowski: JEBI KEVU PITCKO JEDNA
<nebkat> SAD KURCU NE VALJA MOZE SE PROSUTI PO STOLU
<nebkat> STO STO
<nebkat> Chuck_Bartowski: STO SI MUCKO KOLU
<nebkat> Chuck_Bartowski: POKAZ CHUJA PIERDOLCU

2013-03-28

<nebkat> Jiangyi: no pay

2013-03-27

<nebkat> Jiangyi: #blamesamsung
<nebkat> Jiangyi: WANZA TEST BR0

2013-03-26

<nebkat> im on easter holiday
<nebkat> Jiangyi: go home
<nebkat> Jiangyi: n00b
<nebkat> wanna cahm teste samthing?
<nebkat> Thracky:
<nebkat> Jiangyi:

2013-03-25

<nebkat> KNUBBIG: ITS A TARP
<nebkat> Fissurez: Jiangyi: are you afraid its a trap?
<nebkat> Jiangyi: ^
<nebkat> Fissurez: I got some test for ya
<nebkat> I got some testing for you to do
<nebkat> frankdrey:
<nebkat> Jiangyi: ...
<nebkat> Thracky: wanna test something?
<nebkat> Jiangyi: cahm heer

2013-03-24

<nebkat> Jiangyi: lies
<nebkat> Fissurez:
<nebkat> Jiangyi: where are you b0r

2013-03-23

<nebkat> but windoze only
<nebkat> fear combat is awesome
<nebkat> gtfo
<nebkat> ernie`: "buy it now"
<nebkat> lies
<nebkat> <Jiangyi> nebkat: Sorry, I'm heading out :-/
<nebkat> ernie`: FU
<nebkat> ernie`: wanna play doom?
<nebkat> Jiangyi: FU
<nebkat> DO ET
<nebkat> Jiangyi: ...
<nebkat> Jiangyi: ...
<nebkat> Jiangyi: ...
<nebkat> Jiangyi: ...
<nebkat> Jiangyi: ...
<nebkat> Jiangyi: ...
<nebkat> Jiangyi: ...
<nebkat> Jiangyi: ...
<nebkat> Jiangyi:
<nebkat> Fissurez: download gzdoom
<nebkat> Fissurez: ^
<nebkat> Jiangyi: play doom with me k?

2013-03-20

<nebkat> probably scam lol
<nebkat> Baskey: DOO EET
<nebkat> Baskey: Fissurez: Dwark^F00d: Jiangyi: clik diz I want gaem ktnx http://bit.ly/Ze1suz
<nebkat> Baskey: <3 RABARBARA
<nebkat> Baskey: <3
<nebkat> Fissurez: now help me do my java
<nebkat> alanic: just flashit
<nebkat> alanic: doit
<nebkat> Fissurez: find it. nao
<nebkat> Fissurez: wanna help me make some java math shit?
<nebkat> SHOW MEH
<nebkat> Fissurez: where??????
<nebkat> Fissurez: WAT
<nebkat> Jiangyi: sorry im busy
<nebkat> Jiangyi: fak u
<nebkat> as i'd expect! :D
<nebkat> hoep u smoeked teh p0tt3
<nebkat> Dwark^: do anything for paddys day?
<nebkat> Baskey: fixit
<nebkat> aww
<nebkat> just being asshole
<nebkat> its not even sticking
<nebkat> the snow is horrible
<nebkat> Dwark^: where abouts?
<nebkat> Dwark^: how is ireland?
<nebkat> Dwark^: wer u bin?
<nebkat> DWARKEY AND BASKEN
<nebkat> Dwark^: :D: :D:D:D :D: ::D :D:D :D :D: :D:D :D:D :D:D:D: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D:D:D ::D:D:D D:: D:D

2013-03-18

2013-03-09

<nebkat> buy smartstay ex and i'll send you a cookie? ktnx
<nebkat> and my connection is 100mb/s, even to germany :)
<nebkat> in other news, my wifi is fixed
<nebkat> even though I only got $35 that day :(
<nebkat> huge boost
<nebkat> Jiangyi: smartstay ex on gizmodo :)
<nebkat> Jiangyi: hello

2013-03-08

<nebkat> Jiangyi: ask me tomorrow
<nebkat> Jiangyi: yar?
<nebkat> mquinteiro: wat

2013-03-07

<nebkat> DuperMan: hello
<nebkat> brunch + eat
<nebkat> or time brunch i9300
<nebkat> w00tc0d3: go do a "repo sync && . build/envsetup.sh && time omnom i9300"
<nebkat> Jiangyi: deal with this for me and i'll be nice to you ktnx ;)
<nebkat> brb lunch
<nebkat> we havent even released it?
<nebkat> w00tc0d3: and I dont see how that could possible offend us - we never said bbqd would be used by millions - ofc nightlies are available
<nebkat> w00tc0d3: no they dont
<nebkat> etc
<nebkat> nightlies dont include gapps
<nebkat> not all devices have nightlies
<nebkat> nightlies dont contain WIP features
<nebkat> it doesnt matter
<nebkat> wish you the best of luck
<nebkat> w00tc0d3: enjoy making a copy of bbqd
<nebkat> and one user on ssh is a bigger loss than we could ever profit from your rom
<nebkat> im sorry but in this situation we should not be the ones at a loss
<nebkat> other than that no
<nebkat> w00tc0d3: thats a service we will have
<nebkat> w00tc0d3: we can offer you automatic nightlies
<nebkat> w00tc0d3: dont you realise? 1 user on ssh building slows the build down at least 50%
<nebkat> w00tc0d3: we'd rather not have your rom than offer you ssh
<nebkat> on our service that needs builds flying out the oven #fastasfuck?
<nebkat> w00tc0d3: are you basically suggesting we give you ssh access for free?
<nebkat> w00tc0d3: nope
<nebkat> w00tc0d3: pongg
<nebkat> sihdfmqdjkf: fixit

2013-03-06

<nebkat> !supported samsung
<nebkat> wat?
<nebkat> vip prority is 25c
<nebkat> gerrit patches are free
<nebkat> replace a weekly coffee with weekly builds for your device
<nebkat> we need it so that there is no second thought about paying
<nebkat> the idea with 25c is that its just dirt cheap
<nebkat> w00tc0d3: we should totally make builds be 50c :P
<nebkat> or that the cost will be exactly 0.04?
<nebkat> w00tc0d3: is that assuming you can definitely get builds in 7 min?
<nebkat> !math (2790-400)/400
<nebkat> !math!math (2790-400)/400
<nebkat> its (sell price - cost price) / cost price
<nebkat> we must be calculating wrong?
<nebkat> because builds wont always be 25c
<nebkat> 400% margin at max build prioce
<nebkat> that is 400% margin, and still impossible
<nebkat> w00tc0d3: is this cost to produce a build?
<nebkat> Kihokki: true
<nebkat> I suppose that would mean low usage, but as long as there is a good margin it can still be run
<nebkat> even "just" 100% profit margin is huge
<nebkat> if any profit the profit margin is tiny
<nebkat> w00tc0d3: with your system there is barely a profit
<nebkat> half*
<nebkat> 697.5% profit margin at hafl capacity
<nebkat> !math 2790/400
<nebkat> !math 60*24*31/8/2
<nebkat> what is too little?
<nebkat> 5,580 theoretical builds per month per server
<nebkat> !math 60*24*31/8
<nebkat> all we need is 400 builds per server and we have paid off
<nebkat> and expense is not relative to profit
<nebkat> there are much less risk involved
<nebkat> w00tc0d3: dedicated is still better
<nebkat> Pricing is per instance-hour consumed for each instance, from the time an instance is launched until it is terminated. Each partial instance-hour consumed will be billed as a full hour.
<nebkat> w00tc0d3: but but
<nebkat> it just cant work that way
<nebkat> otherwise it is not profitable
<nebkat> so it needs to cost much less than that
<nebkat> assuming a build can cost as little as 0.13c
<nebkat> how much does it cost for one build
<nebkat> w00tc0d3: the real question is
<nebkat> I must admit
<nebkat> it does sound nice
<nebkat> w00tc0d3: anyway we'll consider it
<nebkat> $out on ramdisk!!!
<nebkat> we need 64gb ram
<nebkat> thats not good enough
<nebkat> are the servers fast enough for 7 min builds
<nebkat> how much would it cost to do 5000 builds each 7min long?
<nebkat> but
<nebkat> amazon aint bad
<nebkat> w00tc0d3: you make a fair point
<nebkat> im busy
<nebkat> I hate the way new Superuser is implemented in settings
<nebkat> anything UI wise?
<nebkat> w00tc0d3: how far along are you with development
<nebkat> I dont compile this shit
<nebkat> a3Dman: nightly, idk
<nebkat> but make sure you upgrade to latest version
<nebkat> if its showing then there is something wrong
<nebkat> a3Dman: its for when you are a) not on cm and b) not default launcher
<nebkat> a3Dman: wat button?
<nebkat> we are open to that
<nebkat> then ofc
<nebkat> if you are trying to make a deal here
<nebkat> if you dont want to
<nebkat> you dont have to
<nebkat> either you make some form of deal with us, or you accept our offer
<nebkat> to recap
<nebkat> but if you are a third-party we cant just be giving you an amount because you think its fair
<nebkat> maybe we can make a deal
<nebkat> nightlies through this
<nebkat> or only weekly builds
<nebkat> e.g. no free builds for users, must go through this
<nebkat> w00tc0d3: if you want to make a deal
<nebkat> and there is no argument
<nebkat> w00tc0d3: if your code is closed that is your choice
<nebkat> your choice
<nebkat> w00tc0d3: if you keep your software closed then there is no issue
<nebkat> w00tc0d3: the thing is we dont need your permission
<nebkat> we are saying "this is w00tc0d3's rom, we are offering you the service to compile it on our servers"
<nebkat> but we are not stealing the work
<nebkat> that is true
<nebkat> so we are offering users a service to compile someone elses rom
<nebkat> w00tc0d3: yeah?
<nebkat> take code, say its yours and request money
<nebkat> kanging is just shameful
<nebkat> w00tc0d3: its different when you kang and sell with credit
<nebkat> offer you goods and take a profit
<nebkat> we are like a shop
<nebkat> if you do release your code there is nothing you can do to stop us
<nebkat> if you dont want to release your code obviously we cant use it
<nebkat> w00tc0d3: that is your choice
<nebkat> w00tc0d3: 20% is quite a lot
<nebkat> I just dont get the logic with saying our service is bad then
<nebkat> so you want to make a "better" version of the service?
<nebkat> you are here getting pissed because a service isnt giving you what you want?
<nebkat> w00tc0d3: try look at it from a different perspective
<nebkat> where it is now
<nebkat> there is a reason it has taken us almost a year to get this
<nebkat> go make the interface
<nebkat> w00tc0d3: are you saying you want to have a web interface, like bbq, and power of an AWS every time someone requests a build?
<nebkat> we are here to make builds for users who want customized roms
<nebkat> we arent here to make builds for you
<nebkat> that is one build
<nebkat> w00tc0d3: dont you realise?
<nebkat> w00tc0d3: why you say so?
<nebkat> anyone could
<nebkat> w00tc0d3: of course you could
<nebkat> but you dont keep it closed always
<nebkat> you keep it closed until release so that they cant release before you release
<nebkat> w00tc0d3: thats not how you do it
<nebkat> lol
<nebkat> w00tc0d3: I suppose the deal could be changed if you forced users to use bbqd
<nebkat> closed source is useless unless you are trying to make some kind of profit
<nebkat> good luck with that
<nebkat> legally we dont have to ask you about using your rom
<nebkat> yeah
<nebkat> w00tc0d3: legally you are entitled 0
<nebkat> w00tc0d3: yeh chad is n00b lol
<nebkat> w00tc0d3: you realise 10% is a donation, not a payment
<nebkat> ofc
<nebkat> nightlies exist
<nebkat> its about the feeling of making your _own_ build
<nebkat> "they'll think its awesome and you can buy another yacht"
<nebkat> "50c per build"
<nebkat> "make realtime builds to users possible"
<nebkat> somebody says to koush (iirc)
<nebkat> in cm priv channel
<nebkat> you know how we got this idea?
<nebkat> w00tc0d3: the idea is to let USERS build
<nebkat> w00tc0d3: where will you get the capital?
<nebkat> a3Dman: changed recently, patch is up on gerrit
<nebkat> 10%
<nebkat> w00tc0d3: 0.025
<nebkat> Jiangyi: wanna help with devices? :P
<nebkat> looks unchecked but might work
<nebkat> try it
<nebkat> might still work thoigh
<nebkat> Jiangyi: i'll fix tomorrow
<nebkat> Jiangyi: added
<nebkat> sorry wifi derped
<nebkat> Jiangyi: "KANADA"
<nebkat> fuuuuuuuuuuu
<nebkat> n00b
<nebkat> https

2013-03-05

<nebkat> dev.bbqdroid.org
<nebkat> you arent in db for some reason
<nebkat> Jiangyi: register with invite code FUKU
<nebkat> Jiangyi: you have an account already dont you?
<nebkat> Jiangyi: personal payment owed
<nebkat> Jiangyi: hmk
<nebkat> (hint: $5 or gtfo)
<nebkat> end*