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<purr> <joelteon> I say parser in a relative sense
<purr> <Nuck> I guess, but I don't care about build quality or looks, I just want a good cup
<joelteon> purr: wat.
<purr> joelteon: can't find the referenced what.
<joelteon> fuck you
<devyn> ho-lee shit what did they do to gmaps web
<devyn> it's actually really good
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<purr> <alexgordon> ← the maths is strong in this one
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<whitequark> by the way, you'll like this
<whitequark> In the definition of the court literally says that "the court decided to recover from Deep Purple in favor of Ian Gillan, Roger Glover, Steve Morse and Ian Paice 450 thousand rubles for the unauthorized public performance of compositions of Ian Gillan, Roger Glover, Steve Morse and Ian Paice"!
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<whitequark> okay guys
<whitequark> especially ELLIOTTCABLE
<whitequark> and explain to me what the fuck the author even means
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Wst
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Wst
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Wat
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Fucji
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Android
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Fuckin
<whitequark> because on one hand it looks barely coherent to me
<whitequark> on the other, a more deep analysis tells that it is *not* generated by a markov chain
<whitequark> ELLIOTTCABLE: it looks like something you could elliottsplain to me
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Can't ralk
<whitequark> (btw did you read my replies above?)
<whitequark> I don't think any kind of text I ever read made my head hurt so badly
<whitequark> I mean, I thoroughly enjoyed Kafka's absurdity
<ELLIOTTCABLE> No
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Did you tonight me
<whitequark> I tonight you so much, Elliott
<whitequark> do you tonight me too?
<purr> <Nuck> Dildos are the next printers?
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<devyn> -nuck
<purr> devyn: shut up nuck you are a nuck
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<devyn> ...who did that
<whitequark> drugs?
<devyn> So... I've never used finch on this machine before
<devyn> I installed finch
<devyn> instantly pops up with two of my IM accounts already set up
<devyn> what the fuck?
<devyn> I don't use pidgin either.
<devyn> …
<devyn> wait
<devyn> I guess I must have used pidgin
<devyn> weird
<devyn> never mind
<devyn> lol
<purr> lol
<devyn> <3 SSD
<purr> Let it be known that devyn hearts SSD.
<devyn> $ sudo updatedb
<devyn> finished in 5 seconds.
<devyn> hahaha
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<devyn> my headset sounds so much better than my earbuds <3
<purr> * devyn haggasadandalcold
<ELLIOTTCABLE> hi
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: hi!
<devyn> hey ELLIOTTCABLE
<ELLIOTTCABLE> what even the fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE> that comic wtf wtf
<ELLIOTTCABLE> making me want to play more KSP
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I have a problem. A Kerbal-shaped problem.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I am having SO MUCH FUCKING TROUBLE conducting a successful Mün-landing in career mode.
<devyn> it's hard to get a soft landing when there's only so much you can take with you
<devyn> I ate a huge fucking burrito.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> well, the problem for me is scaling up my to-orbit payload.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I just can't figure out how to solve that problem with the tools available to me in career mode.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I don't *have* Rockomax Kabajillion-Gallon Liquid Fuel Tanks or anything.
<devyn> heh
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I've tried various asparagus configurations with smaller tanks, but they start getting unwieldy outside the first ring. I can't figure out how to make them stable and controllable and reliable, at all.
<devyn> more struts?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Nor do they ever work, anyway; I end up spending as much as I've gained, so I get into orbit with the same amount of fuel with the same payload (whereas the goal is to get into orbit with *more* fuel, to prove I can handle a larger payload.)
<ELLIOTTCABLE> can't use struts with asparagus. They've gotta detach.
<devyn> yeah so you strut the outer layers together but have them detach as a whole
<ELLIOTTCABLE> The only place I ever find myself able to use struts, honestly, is in my very bottom pre-booster stage.
<whitequark> ELLIOTTCABLE: did you calculate delta-V for your ship stages?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I usually spam a whole set of solid-fuel boosters onto the bottom of whatever other design I have, strut them all together tightly, and use that to get up to the first 500m.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> whitequark: no idea how. Waaaaaaaaaay too much effort to hunt down the numbers on each piece in my shop.
<whitequark> I find that a ship with just right ΔV is much smaller *and* faster than an unwieldy booster tower
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ship*
<whitequark> then you will not succeed
<devyn> fuck, you guys are making me want to play
<devyn> >_<
<ELLIOTTCABLE> much *less*, when I need to add or remove pieces, and would have to do all the math over again.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> whitequark: why not?
* devyn gone, playing KSP
<whitequark> because it's not engineering but gambling
<ELLIOTTCABLE> it's Kerbal Space Program. The most important rule is “TACK MORE STUFF ONTO YOUR FIRST STAGE. You're not taking it with you, so …”
<ELLIOTTCABLE> that makes no sense.
<whitequark> that makes the most sense. you do not perform a directed search or perform a makeshift, inefficient version of it
<ELLIOTTCABLE> It stands to reason, as long as any fuel has a ≥ 1.0 weight-to-boost ratio, which they all clearly have to, that every bit of fuel or every booster you add to the *first stage* (that is, the stage that is actively doing work at all times that it's attached to the ship), should increase your payload capacity.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> first-stage is clearly very simply a big-numbers game. Bigger boosters, bigger fueltanks, bigger rigidity …
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I don't see any way that couldn't be true. Can you refute that logic in words I can understand? /=
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I mean, for everything *else*, yes, finesse is the name of the game … but that's never where I'm having trouble. I'm not able to *do* anything interesting currently with my transfer or return stages, because I can't handle even remotely reasonable payloads with my first / to-orbit stage. /=
<whitequark> well... the key part is to make each stage *just right* for the change of velocity you must produce
<whitequark> with later stages, it makes your earlier stages much easier to manage
<whitequark> with first stage, it makes the stage not fall apart while you're launching it
<ELLIOTTCABLE> unfortunately, I suck at the game, and I really need to build some leniency in there /=
<whitequark> that's not how it works :]
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I have yet to build a ship, including a ton of leeway, and *not* use up all of that leeway to that last little drop on my successful result
<whitequark> well... try the following as a guideline:
<ELLIOTTCABLE> every time I successfully pulled a goal off (first planetary orbit, first moon shot, first returning moon orbiter, etc) ended up *barely* making it back, such that the ship was dead and completely out of fuel, having to cross my fingers and hope my aerobraking return-shot played out well
<ELLIOTTCABLE> listening (=
<ELLIOTTCABLE> (I'm not as hard-headed as I sound, by the way. I just have to play devil's-advocate to *understand*, because usually what I'm being told sounds so wrong in my operating worldview.)
<whitequark> I think vanilla KSP shows the ΔV required for a maneuver, *and* ΔV currently present at your ship
<ELLIOTTCABLE> er
<ELLIOTTCABLE> wat
<ELLIOTTCABLE> it shows the dV for a maneuver you have planned, but only when you're out there, in orbit, doing maneuvers
<ELLIOTTCABLE> not useful or relevant at construct-time
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and nah, doesn't show that at construct-time
<whitequark> mhm, right
<whitequark> then you could calculate it by hand, disregarding smallest parts or estimating their weight.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> need to get some of those mods. gonna try that right now, actually.
<whitequark> or get a mod, then it's *trivial*
<whitequark> I don't know, if I chose to take vanilla KSP I'd use pen and paper.
<whitequark> *maybe* a calculator :p
<whitequark> you don't strictly need it, it's not exactly hard
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh by the way
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I've seen a couple ships like this, or similar:
<ELLIOTTCABLE> what the fuck parts are those, or what is the purpose? unfamiliar looking
<whitequark> on real ships it serves a thermal and aerodynamical purpose
<whitequark> with how KSP calculates aerodynamics, they're useless
<whitequark> however there is a mod which brings in realistic heat calculations and I highly recommend that
<whitequark> it e.g. makes your capsule actually burn up if it entries by the wrong side
<whitequark> iirc
<whitequark> and more
<whitequark> anyway. the parts are from another mod.
<whitequark> they're mainly visual. you launch the ship and then blast them off
<whitequark> ELLIOTTCABLE: it's dangerous out there, take this: http://wiki.kerbalspaceprogram.com/wiki/File:KerbinDeltaVMap.png
<ELLIOTTCABLE> that's so neat :P
<whitequark> and... Δv = ln(Mstart/Mend)*Isp*g
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<whitequark> okay, you probably don't have a good slide rule. that would be a bit 1950
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<whitequark> so you'd need a calculator to perform the logarithm
<whitequark> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Sliderule.PickettN902T.agr.jpg is how you multiplied and divided huge numbers before digital calculators
<whitequark> you're using logarithm and exponentiation to turn multiplication into addition
<whitequark> and then back
<whitequark> a rather ingenious piece of hardware
<ELLIOTTCABLE> actually, I do. No idea how to use it, though.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Gift from my father. ('=
<whitequark> wow cool
<whitequark> I want one so badly
<whitequark> brb ebay
<ELLIOTTCABLE> lololol
<purr> lololol
<whitequark> okay now I have one too
<whitequark> talk about impulsive purchasing
<whitequark> explains it all nicely
<ELLIOTTCABLE> distracted now, mods
<ELLIOTTCABLE> whitequark: I love you so much.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> That's a lie. Sometimes I hate you. But mostly I love you.
* ELLIOTTCABLE :p
<ELLIOTTCABLE> okay back to math later
<ELLIOTTCABLE> currently want to mod the fuck out of my Space Minecraft
<ELLIOTTCABLE> WHEEEEEE
<whitequark> and you refused to mod minecraft for me
<whitequark> bitch!
* whitequark giggles
<whitequark> wait, does owning obsolete 1940-era hardware make me a hipster?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> yes.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> unfortunately for you.
* ELLIOTTCABLE pats gently
<ELLIOTTCABLE> that's how it begins.
<whitequark> fuck.
<whitequark> gotta instagram that
<whitequark> OH NO
<whitequark> btw
<ELLIOTTCABLE> wat
<whitequark> a slide rule is a good way to cheat at an exam
<whitequark> either they will have no idea what it is, or they will be impressed enough to let it (rimshot) slide
<whitequark> "NO CALCULATORS ALLOWED" "YOUR ATTEMPT TO OPPRESS ME IS FUTILE"
<whitequark> okay, this is *third* occurence of PCB fab spam within a *week* that has passed *through spam-filter*
<whitequark> LOL
<purr> LOL
<whitequark> this is actually pretty clever
<whitequark> basically they took a chinese helicopter and attached it to body of a fairy
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Watching this Youtube video showcasing KW rocketry
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and, fucking, can't breathe, laughing, so, hard,
<ELLIOTTCABLE> the dude spends like 45 minutes building this rocket and showing off KW features and parts
<ELLIOTTCABLE> hits launch,
<ELLIOTTCABLE> the launch-pad loads,
<ELLIOTTCABLE> the thing IMMEDIATELY explodes.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> for no apparent reason. he goes and digs in the logs.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> He hits launch, it shows up, he starts to say “Now LOOK at THAT beauty—”
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and the load completes as he's saying ‘beauty’ and the motherfucker just fucking explodes for no reason
<ELLIOTTCABLE> it was so perfect.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> diedidedideid
<whitequark> yeah, ksp's physics engine is also rather idiotic at times
<whitequark> I'm rather appalled of its quality. looks much like Havok from mid-2000s
<whitequark> ohhhh physx
<whitequark> that explains.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Hey, devyn
<ELLIOTTCABLE> probably asleep,
<ELLIOTTCABLE> but do you want to try KMP with me? :)
<ELLIOTTCABLE> whitequark: relevant to our discussion the other day,
<ELLIOTTCABLE> about 17:minutes in
<ELLIOTTCABLE> he talks a bit about Why Deterministic Physics. And makes some good points.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I especially value what he was saying about teaching. Basically, it boils down to, just like in any other subject, we teach physics *wrong* at first, to give people an intuitive grasp and give them a handle on the subject and excitement
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and KSP's doing the same thing: Allow for an intuitive grasp, allow for a handle on the task, allow for excitement. And, by extension, allow for KSP to even be a teaching tool.
<whitequark> ELLIOTTCABLE: I agree, this time I was more complaining about purely technical faults of KSP
<whitequark> things that could be relatively easily (without violating *our* laws of physics) fixed but are yet not
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<purr> <whitequark> elliottcable: how the hell do you make it so everything breaks?
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<purr> <alexgordon> Judofyr: don't worry, micahjohnston is practically in kindergarten
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<purr> <elliottcable> HARRY PIOTR
<devyn> idk wtf is being cooked but it smells terrible
<joelteon> kids
<joelteon> :(
<joelteon> now i feel guilty
<prophile> goat
<devyn> So... I was looking for a text to speech for Mongolian
<devyn> because I wanted to hear what a word would sound like
<devyn> there is no TTS for Mongolian
<devyn> in existence.
<devyn> o.O
<devyn> "a first attempt to develop Mongolian speech corpus that designed for data-driven speech analysis in Mongolia.”
<devyn> >Oct 2011
<devyn> what even
<joelteon> the first attempt was in oct 2011?
<joelteon> hahahahaa
<joelteon> get with the program mongolia
<devyn> the mongols are the perfect example of a people who conquered everything aggressively without really having the organizational skills to keep their power
<devyn> I mean they swept through and took everything over
<devyn> and then bam, gone
<devyn> they have nice instruments.
<devyn> dat throat singing
<devyn> I actually really love this
<devyn> jesus this is good
<devyn> that whistle throat singing is the weirdest thing
<devyn> you'd swear it an instrument
<devyn> can make low frequency sounds and high frequency sounds at the same time
<devyn> so weird
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<purr> <alexteabaggordon> honors dorms ski wax room
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